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They won't pay him N1bn but they'll settle him.

The Traveller.

She should wait until she visits Chicken Republic there. What they sell is packaged regret for money.

Am I mad to go and spend N3k eating wetin I fit use dish better rice for house? Does being a big boy mean I should be big stupid?

The politics played this period are filled with people who won't support you but join forces to bring you down.

Na only one senator cloth Peter Obi get or what?

I hate hypocrites in my life.

Initial gragra. Inasmuch as the north wants to betray him to regain power, they'll still choose him or it'll be a new dawn in Nigeria.

Qsscruz:
Send me your contact.

chatinent@gmail.com

They only wanted a share of the stolen funds.

bdon123:
How gud are u bro...n how mch do u charge?

I try my best. I have a price tier that's suitable for everyone. Send a mail. chatinent@gmail.com

The guilty one will always be saying obim upandan.

Zonefree:
Aswear...I was ashamed on that girl's behalf that day. Someone fiancée oo.

No Nigerian girl is loyal to one guy. We're not ready for this discussion sha.

They sugarcoat the promiscuity with not putting all eggs in one basket. Does it mean they don't even trust the baskets they choose to hold...to the extent of putting eggs?

Without a pedophilic mind, of course, it's not wrong.

But he should stop when she is heading to puberty.

But what I don't understand is why maids are allowed to bathe their sons. Maids don spoil many boys.

Zonefree:
A friend played this game with his fiancée last three months. He's out of the country. He was chatting with his girlfriend with a different foreign number using this same scope. He told the girl he will be coming back to 9ja in 5 days and hope to be with the girl.

He was using picture of one of our friends here to woo the girl. He sent us money to host the girl and take photos with her to confirm his curiosity. Was a funny experience sha.

Conclusively, Nigerian girls are cheap!

Many will fall, chief. The sound of money can make many girls act weirdly.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Did you really have to post the whole comment on Twitter tho..?

It has to be a complete thread.

Update: if you have a gf/bf and are doubting her/his loyalty, do this:

1. Buy a virtual number online. Buy UK or USA.

2. Open a Whatsapp account with it and put sb’s picture. Use a black..but a picture clearly indicating the person lives abroad. You can find one with the snowy landscape.

Tips: to make her not necessarily buttress on video call, first ask for it. I mean in the very first meeting so it becomes irritating and reduces her chances of wanting to verify you later.

3. Chat your gf and claim sb gave you her contact. Find a name from her school... probably a female. It fits well to mention her school she graduated years back.

4. Claim being a doctor abroad, an only-son, and sb who wants to return come December for fast marriage and relocation with wife abroad...due to mama's pressure. Claim your guy connected you with a Nigerian friend and that her friend recommended her. Just make the connection complex that it can be ignored trying to explain.

Play smart.


Disclaimer: At this point...I am honestly sorry for your breakup.


Ladies, you can try this with your man.


Anyone who is a lazy leech will fall for this.


Comrade, always know this: a typical Nigeria girl will love you and still leave you and marry who is ready.


Hanty, always know this: a typical Nigerian guy always want what you can offer. If you cannot offer anything other than “I am the table,” they'll find sb else because you have no table manners.

Disclaimer: I will not be responsible for your HBP if you play this game with your partner.


Regardless of your gender, please fear women. ✌️

A short story.

Trust, but verify.



As for we, nothing fit go shock us for this life. We don see every every.

Should we blame this bad acts from women from lessons they learnt from heartbreak? Men? Who come break the men heart?


As una dey fear women, also fear that friend of yours who find nothing wrong in sleeping with people's partners. Believe me, he admires yours. Keep supporting nonsense and calling him comrade, until he cum-raids your wife!

Many are saying “fear women, fear women.” I change the narrative: “use your head.”


You don't need to fear women. How can you woo a girl in the bar or club and expect Mary Magdalene? Even Sister Chioma never pure, na bar material wan pure. You deserve Mumu D'or.


I advise you never forgive a cheat...so you won't end up living with the memories.


Any lady who loves money more than common sense will cheat on you, deliberately or indeliberately.

Many of you wan dey talk fear women fear women, remember that men are also key players! Mind who you call hommies.

For all lovers of trust, know that trust is like a paycheck; it has to be earned. Trust, but verify.


In this life, first fear those who keep besties.

This is trending on social networks. It's the #FearWomen trend. Here are some responses.

So the question...you knew you were a hoe when?

cc: mynd44, dominque, lalasticlala, seun, farano, Rocktation

Did he just say he brought Enron, which is a total failure now?


The desperation in this man is topnotch.

This early morning?

Dem no fit deck this man? The fact that this Imo thief is still becoming relevant annoys me.



But it's good they'll make him lose primaries. It's political. The north is always above.

All the flag bearers of each party are well-known thieves. The country will be worse.

Dating rumours or payment after service?

By the way, I am a thesis and dissertation writer.

haggai247:
Everybody wey make am na him be yahoo boiz and see the amount of likes you got.

I know ph boiz wey dey make on a steady $10k every month on kdp and affiliate marketing... he's even on nairaland ooo.

We make money on a low no be everybody wey make am be yahoo boiz.

Trademark term is his trademark if you say he's a yahoo boiz you just blabbing how many yahoo boiz get Sense to trademark something?

Go work abeg leave person wey sabi stop hating.

For your information ive almost got my business taken away from ne because of a trademark School zone atomu habits and dummies.

If you're publishing on Amazon those three words would lead your account to a ban in less than 1 hours.

Better

I know about KDP and AM.


Before you defend sb, think twice. Leave emotions out of it. People don't accuse people blindly. 99 percent of skit maters are into fraud.

Just understand some people know them in reality too.

It should have been $1bn. Her arms are irreplaceable.

In this critical times hard to deal with, a young girl is losing parts of her body? Mehn.

Well, I am a thesis and dissertation writer.

He blocked leeches, not fans!

Anyways, I am a thesis and dissertation writer.

Na person wey don chop dey chuck mouth for matter wey no concern am

Obi, to me, is a tortoise waiting to be played on fastmo.


All politicians are the same.