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Sb’s we are stuck in this forever has just been apprehended.
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So much nagatives in this post. I'm outta here.

Make una complete the list o. The list is endless.


By the way, here are Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland: https://www.nairaland.com/7141716/five-kinds-ladies-youll-find

Disclaimer: It's just for fun.

Btw, see my profile if you need a thesis/dissertation research writer.

1. The overly mature ones.
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They see those who post everyday and everytime as totally immature! In other words, maturity is rated by number of posts. You see them always finding the nearest entrance to start a chat with any female name who kind of gives them an attention!
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2. The redpillers.
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These ones are always fighting with ladies every now and then. The crazy thing about them is that sex is the bullet they use to make satisfactory points.

3. The Liars.
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Ha! These ones are just wonderful! They can claim wetin dem no bi, and lie lie lie just to be seen as a public figure...as a wealthy dude. Like huncle, nobody gives a F of who you are! Their major targets are hungry Nairaland girls, or those desperate to hookup.
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And those ladies are mostly gotten, used, and garbaged cos they tend to only follow those ones posting relocation to oversea topics and “big boys.” Laslas, na Nairaland dem dey come yab them.

4. The tribalists.
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These ones are very quick to defend their tribe even when their tribe has done sth odoriferous. You'll see them supporting the killing of Deborah with all their might;

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or supporting the IPOB rampage;
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or using rebuttals at those who blame skull mining!
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Senseless lots!

5. Those ones that use Nairaland to show the lack of home training they've always yearned to show outside.
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They try to toast you, you no gree, they finish your reputation.
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From that day, you become their worst enemy because you refuse to believe all those wooing BS they told you.
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Thank you.

After seeing this...


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Me: I wish I could just take a bite of....

Hunger: am I a joke to you or what?

Me:

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Lol

Loyalty to party than to tribe is what Karl Marx called politics.


Politics is a rough game...you know.

The truth is that everyone coming out to contest are well-known thieves, and these are the ones Nigerians are going to recycle.

PDP is still a refurbished APC!


Nigerians enjoy suffering.

Man's government has failed.

Nigeria will never learn.

Failed on arrival.

Nigeria politicians have made him so unimportant...even tho he is important.

All terrorists caught with firearms should be neutralized on the spot. I don't support arresting them.

Some men are just stupid!

He got served.

He's just stupidly inbuilt stupid!

No plans for the girl... sleeping with her, making her do wife duties but not ready to wife her.

He got served at the main spot.

I just pity people believing this propaganda. Sha if you get person wey dey Russia, you go sabi say all these Ukraine defeat news are total BS.

You dey wan use your papa age mate wan catch cruise here baa? Shame leave you dey catch me.

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Same boring meetings.

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Anwuru jumbo at work.

Celebrities always needing praises from fans.

SarkinYarki:
A northerner will be the next president if care is not taken

Actually, I don't care who becomes president... it's not like it'll make any difference.

Hmmm. How me and these guys dem dey share oxygen bayi.

Chai, I wish it was me. Brotherman for dey somewhere now

Lol.

The problem is that a northerner becoming president again will be the end of Nigeria.

mdpeace:
Good day everyone, please I have two questions
1. How can I center an heading ( h1) in a flex-container
2. I tried replicating the part of the image I marked and aligning it with the rest but could not (still in flexbox) . Can someone please put me through?

Did you put the image opening and closing tags properly?

Post the codes.

Honestly, this news is totally not my business.

Buhari, zukwanuike.

Light78:
All doors are useless. How about they break the wall and gain entrance?

They'd have been caught before then tho.

galaxy2020:
It helps remove a contractor's risk of submitting an inaccurate estimate for the work and thereby reduce fund wastage.

Oh, thank you. And I also noticed it helps you monitor the progress...and since they'll always want to be paid, there will be no excuses and the common problems with payments.

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UK is not expensive to relocate. Please guys, escape from this country this night. Enter night bus now.

Channah1:
Not that I can't leave but I won't do so because of a man cos I'm not serving man but God.

Also God has really blessed me since I joined this church. Good job and other blessings in between. That is why I'm glued to the place and I must collect all my blessings there before I leave for good in peace too.

I don't think that's your only reasons for sticking there.

As it stands, as we lock the main gate, the burglary, then the main door, before a robbery will be successful where I stay, one of them must have gone down... because the place has nowhere to run actually.


Always rent a place with good doors, gates, and burglary...I mean iron-made.

Why not leave a place where you are not respected?