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I don't think Buhari deserves freedom after his administration.

This country is heading for doom! No region has the monopoly to kill!


Justice for Deborah, and Fatima.

Sadly enough, all these rubbish began months to the election.


It's political.

EFCC whisk poor people away and invite the rich. Wow.

Typeter2:
Bro Remember you are not d only Relatives he has...those Outside too work for this Money..Sorry Dear

Meanwhile Contact us today, for Your CANADA VISA,USA,Bahrain,Bahamas and Secheles Passport

Uncle, I am not the OP.

Savage8563:
the way the guy day quote you eehh . Be like he carry you for mind oo

Swears

moneyissweet:
Stupid and selfish broke ass niggar.

You're insulting the wrong person. I'm not the OP.

EzePaschal:
When i was your age, I thought uncles were wicked until I became a big uncle.

You will someday understand this trash you are vomiting here

I am not the OP, please. Take note.

If you like, advise me from morning to night, chief, I go still marry.

Case closed.

Her name should be remained to Endurance cos she can take risk.

jeff1993:
My own it was not bike per say it was a fellow passenger and a female for that matter!!!

I sat down near her and she was fingering my phone .... I knew what she was doing but I kept quiet. I nudfed the man sitting beside me and gave him signal .... He quickly understood and himself just use style dey observe.

After fingering the phone she hid it inside her trouser around her Pvssy area and my phone has Mad vibration and in silent. Na so we begin search for the phone the man was calling the phone steadily and the thing go just dey vibrate .... The lady was just feeling squeamish but she no fit talk or comot cos na all of us dey find the phone. The excess call and the vibration don too turn her on cos I don dey observe her eyes don dey dim somehow and she don dey do legs one kind. Nobody tell her she use her hand,bring out the phone tell me say she wan just suffer me small say I too dey keep phone careless.

See insult from all angles wey Dem give her.... She no follow us reach festac wey she won drop again .... Na Ojodu Berger she drop cow of shame.

Person wey for collect 2by2 una follow am dey discuss.

tellwisdom:
Op, are you poor?? You paid for two seats ontop your poor state??
You are even in Abuja. Locate abba kwari to teach u work.

Yes, I'm poor. At least, I am first human; I'll be rich someday.

God bless all legit hustlers. We'll get there.

Nobody should cry because of me.

Orestino:
Abeg this movie sweet

Which station them dey show ham?

That DSTv wey you gift me.

Do share your experiences with roadside theives.

Everybody knows how bus drivers and their conductors enjoy jam-packing their passengers like sardine, but I was not going to let that happen this day. I paid for two seats in front.

As person wey dey travel for road well well, I kind of become very vigilant. We were at Maraba now. I had to dim the light of my phone, accompanied with enabling the night eye protection to quickly respond a WhatsApp message from a client...omo, swiftly, a bike thief come drag my phone o.

Phone wey I buy via EasyBuy wey I never even pay finish. Only me come think am well..so make I allow this guy carry the phone so I go dey pay loan and another man go dey use the phone? I refused to agree. I caught his hands and twisted it abnormally until his grip was loosened, and my phone recovered. I never knew I was related to Godspeed.


I didn't stop there...na so I hold the guy hand until the bike guy wey carry am leave am there discharge. Of course, he lost balance and was already exhausted maintaining the speed with the car running. Na the first time I see thief dey beg me dey cry.

I no leave am. I held him still..and even had to use a cable provided by the bus to tie him there. Baba was running until the sweat from his body was leaving prints on the tar, amid the tears and catarrh already gushing out from his nose...and his jeans were already saggy that he couldn't even run anymore. In fact, the driver geared up. He was to learn the lesson of his life.

The plan was to drop him at the nearest checkpoint... but since no checkpoints were visible, baba must continue running with us. We did him another thirty minutes and dropped the black mamba. The idiot staggered and fell, stood up, staggered and fell again. Little did I know some passengers had more plans for him. They told the driver to park and they came down...heading to the guy. He tried to run but he just couldn't; he was exhausted already. Na so those boys commot belt dey flog this guy continuously until the women in the bus started begging. Lol. One of the floggers narrated how his iPhone 11 was snatched by the same medium...hence the brutal revenge.


I no sure that guy go thief again.

In all, it was fun.



Lalasticlala mynd44 dominque OAM4J

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All those guys who use women as sex slaves to make comedies are uncreative nuisances! Women aren't supposed to be depicted that way.

I don't find their contents funny. I find them as what they should be: rubbished and criticized.

kingscare1:
What about "the Naggist" those ladies that would nag with you till you go loco.

Lol. Normal normal, women dey nag sha.

ImaIma1:
You'all forgot the "I must marry a virgin crew"...

and

the "in the days of our mothers and grandmothers crew". Our mothers worshipped our fathers, were submissive and blah blah blah.

Odogwu

LollySeaSide:
Five Kinds Of Women You'll Find On Nairaland.

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Post anything and they'll find at least five nairaland rules that you've broken.
These ones know the Ts&Cs and rules of nairaland better than their palm pattern.
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Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland: https://www.nairaland.com/7141716/five-kinds-ladies-youll-find

You can add to the list.

Disclaimer: this is just for fun.

By the way, here are Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland: https://www.nairaland.com/7140927/five-kinds-men-youll-find

Sequel to this thread: Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland, I present to you Five Kinds of Ladies you'll Find on Nairaland.


1. The Ikorudu feminist.
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These ones have vowed in their lives that women cannot make any mistakes. They are normally against men. If Nkechi dares fall in love and does crazy things for love, their committee leader on Nairaland will start calling all men rapists.
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They are the male version of Nairaland redpillers. Their common motto is that the future is female.


I no wan mention names.

2. The Motherly Figures.
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Trust me, most of them are predominantly on the Romance section opening topics and commenting mostly on topics related to relationship. And dem dey war-ready to battle anyone who fs up..even toasters wey miss road.
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If it's a man who is at fault, dem go chop am raw.
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If it's a lady, the elder sis thing comes in esp when the lady tries to be rude.
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3. The ones with inbuilt ogbanje.
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/com.gifYou go dey feel say you bi troll and you'll attack them small. Dem go just dey mend you up and down. Dem go even bring up your errors to brew a painful delivery. And only one moment when you try to retaliate a lil, some kind men from nowhere will start blaming you.
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You go wan react. Moderator go block you.
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E go just bi to die...with Zeruwa playing as background song.
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4. The Nigeria union of beggars, women branch.
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Small discussion, next thing is “let me just sleep, my airtime is about to finish. I don't want the landlord even calling me to pay my rent. Omo, I no get N180k. Me wey never even pay school fees since last semester, talkless of even paying for my hospital bills. Omo, life is somehow, dear.”

And comrade is like:
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These sorts usually send messages to those guys who look seemingly rich..eg. those posting their journey abroad, or giveaway people. Jisike, nne.
5. Those ones who talk dirty.
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No shame at all. Anyhow you want am, you receive. If dey like you, dem go try to lure you to chat dem, you no gree, they'll start praising you timely in some trends as a mature person.
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Lol, hanty, who send you message? Ṣe o wa dada? Abi who send you! Me wey no get home training?!


Thanks.

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Lalasticlala mynd44 dominque seun Ben13 dani1luv

Blakpot:
I cant find myself in any of your categories.

Edit: Before una talk am, I'm not no.3

Dee 3 my man, ndewo

Lol. As if any of them dey say dem bad.

No vex, the USA wey you attach in your username, is it of/for your uncle?

Btw, I don't know how to be entitled... because I never had sb who sends me anything. I literally worked for every little thing I have. I have been working since when I was 13. It surprises me how you guys feel you are another's responsibility.


In this hard time, N1000 given to you that you didn't work for should come with a big thank you.

I just wish you knew you'd be someone's uncle someday.

As I dey, we wish we had sb to send us even if na N2k and you see N30k you dey bleat.

As you dey, I fit just see you for road nack you engine block for this entitlement feeling...in fact, begin come front.

Believe at your peril.

“ I was informed it was a #### (name anything), and since it was sth I could do, I quickly went for it.”

At that moment, be composing sth you feel is line with it.

Lol. Planned.