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Question they are interested in: “does he have money?”

Mehn...!

Such risk! When cats have teeth and claws sharper than razor? The Whites disgust most times. Anyways, I am still available for Turnitin-friendly research writing services.

America rules the world.

The only ground for divorce I recognise is sexual immorality. You can divorce your wife if you can't live with it, sire.

Yes, it is...when the school feels the acumen of the child is super high.

All the whole dance steps in Nigeria are aggressive, meaningless, and awkward. Anyways, I am still available for Turnitin-friendly research writing services.

The same internet validation madness ruining Naija celebs is the same thing doing these foreigners.

I don't know how I will understand it if my wife posted everything she did for me online!

When the politics go wrong...

All for money!

You need to do the campaign well. It's all about the power of social media.

Read again.

Make I send my aza make you forward am give me. There is sth I want to confirm from the narration.

NP: Falz - Hypocrite

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Bigcowhorn:


Fight pass fight
Have you seen Urobo dance before?

No o

Na only Nigeria dance bi like person dey fight.

Na wa o

Onyeka2019:
Lol Aje they said police but never mention it was USA lol.. me self talk say Che nah Nigeria police way never chop belly up go come day give person money lol

Caption before na “Police Gives Motorists ₦57,000.”

VaselineCrew:
How can Nigeria ever be great with citizens like this that support their oppressors?

Na now e wan great? Abeg make the country getat jare.

This is bad but hapu kwanu, ekwesiri iti ha ihe. Their counterproductive electricity supply with exorbitant bills don too much.

Mugu, military men dem dey look for you all the town, your brain no tell you say you don buy job. You come run go baba house. Mugu, you no know say another senior oga don rebel una say una mark the man say he rejected to pay ..all because en delay you? Una come go submit unaselves for beating.

Ị maghị na voom ka nma karia statement?

DrayZee:
So those who don’t cheat on their wives are not as pained by cheating as those who do?
That can’t be right.

My post was against men who cheat only.

Post looted.

FalseProphet1:
Why would you date someone you can't marry?

I thought dating is the stepping stone to engagement, then marriage...No?

Yes bro.
We married people we were compatible with. It didn't mean others were bad people. No, they weren't. We didn't use them either.

Nice one.


But 12 years? O gah o

The way men pick on irrelevant things these days now amuse me.

About the part you said her bro was asleep and she woke him up to serve him, it smells a bag full of lies said to solidify your points.

It is better for EFCC to catch you than NDLEA.


It is the same difference between juju and otumokpo.

But if you ask me the security status in the country, na who I go ask?

Anyways, Njideka, please lock the gate and remove that rasta cloth before going out before they send you home in body bags as a terrorist o.

DannyXpress:
Are you telling me this can't happen in Nigeria our dear kwantiri ; D

Comrade i don't like that

Even if it happened in a dream in Nigeria, that house needs to be questioned.

Police Gives Motorists ₦57,000 for Christmas.

Please you guys should know how you'll be posting make una no give person high BP.

You need to see the speed I used to open this thread thinking it was in Nigeria cos my mind was already investigating whose Bitcoin it is that has been stolen this time.

But my consciousness didn't fail me. I also squeezed that thought immediately! The Nigerian Police...give motorists ₦57k? Say who is your father naw?

My chest was beating faster than a snooker ball. How can the Nigerian police give you ₦57k in the first place?

How dem wan even take do am? Shey na like this:

Police: hello sir..

Me: (turns around to look who is being called sir).. me?

Police: yes, sir. Good afternoon sir. How are you? Can you whine down please?

Me: (abi is this a dream?) (wetin dey happen..Abi I don die?)

Police 2: (continues)..it's Christmas and we are giving out ₦57,000 to families hitting the RPG...and we can see you are in red.

Police: (stretches hand to give me the sum).

Me: oga wait. Sorry sir, you said I did what? As in, you said what happened? Like I mean, what..what..what..what did I do?

Police: just have it, sir. Merry Christmas.

Me: (in my mind: no, no, no, no, God forbid. Is nor me that will enter this trap. Is nor me you people will use). Hits the gear, and zooms off at 300km/hr leaving their money behind scattered into the air.
Anyways, I am still available for Turnitin-friendly research writing services.

With en two left eye.

I am glad I didn't read that.