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Food › Re: ✨✨show Your Christmas Meat & Cooking ✨✨ by chatinent: 5:39pm On Dec 24, 2021
Angelfrost:
So, na wetin you come need 500k (five hundred thousand naira) for?!? Abi na #500 you mean??! undecided
See my address, you fit wire am there:
Bitcoin address: 3LukkXQPR8BV4daspgj6g4DJrnQFJtYHwL
Food › Re: ✨✨show Your Christmas Meat & Cooking ✨✨ by chatinent: 5:38pm On Dec 24, 2021
Angelfrost:
So, na wetin you come need 500k (five hundred thousand naira) for?!? Abi na #500 you mean??! undecided
Baba, e get emergency why.
Food › Re: ✨✨show Your Christmas Meat & Cooking ✨✨ by chatinent: 5:32pm On Dec 24, 2021
Angelfrost:
500k for wetin?!! You wan buy cow??! grin
Person never even see transport come outside en house na cow I go come buy? I no bi ritualist na
Nairaland General › ₦500k Giveaway by chatinent(op):
For me.


I just dey tag people I know say go fit do sth. E no easy.

cc: sportshd, daddytime, ishilove, ikillbrokehoes, pocohantas, Mariahangels, munzy, righteousness2, OdewaleAdesoye, pumpumking, ilegendd, airforce1, lalasticlala (✌️)...and more more.



Bitcoin address: 3LukkXQPR8BV4daspgj6g4DJrnQFJtYHwL

Food › Re: ✨✨show Your Christmas Meat & Cooking ✨✨ by chatinent:
My own bi say I no get money, na inhaling my neighbour aroma I dey use do brunch.

My head don big finish.

Only if person fit wire me funds to reach ₦500k. E get emergency why.


Bitcoin address: 3LukkXQPR8BV4daspgj6g4DJrnQFJtYHwL

Health › Re: Please Type Of Infection Is This On Penis!!(picture Inclusive) by chatinent: 5:13pm On Dec 24, 2021
Hm
Science/Technology › Re: Lioness Goes In For A HUG With Her Human Best Friend ( Pics, Video) by chatinent: 11:00pm On Dec 23, 2021
That lioness is not hugging him for friendship. You know that moment you check the fridge and see your food intact? That feeling? That is it.
Properties › Re: The World's Best Architecture And Interior Designs Of 2021 ( Pics) by chatinent: 5:07pm On Dec 23, 2021
One motigbotional speaker is coming to preach endtime and how you should repent by consulting him for prayers and deliverance.
Romance › Re: No More Mr Nice Guy by chatinent: 5:06pm On Dec 23, 2021
Ayoade05:
Can anybody help me with how to get "No more Mr Nice Guy"?
I so much need the material please






Chatin ent
I don't have it.
Autos › Re: Lexus Es350 2010 Model Forsale(3 months use) by chatinent: 4:23pm On Dec 23, 2021
₦1m.

The blue.

Last price.
Travel › Re: Terrorists From Mali Planning To infiltrate borders, Attack Abuja - Immigration by chatinent: 4:06pm On Dec 23, 2021
Can we call them marlians?

Webmasters › Re: Which Is Better To Start In 2022: Blogging Or Youtube by chatinent: 12:22pm On Dec 23, 2021
Do not be deceived. It is not about following your passion. It is about following what people want to see (your audience) and what brings money. Nobody gives a f about your passion.
Family › Re: Can I Fight This Now Or Wait Till The Baby Is Grown? by chatinent:
now, I haven't congratulated her yet, this has got me worried.. thinking.... "WHAT IF THIS CHILD IS MINE" I have every reason to believe it's mine.
You go sha like trouble pass fight.
You got entangled with democracy and you felt democracy was only sleeping with you?

Democracy who was looking for the nearest entrance to marriage yet you were all for the orgasm?

Huncle, until you have a biological evidence, don't go and ruin a marriage that she will later come and kill you.

I pray they will not use your story as an idiom.
Pets › Re: Woman Caught Breastfeeding Her Cat Inside A Commercial Airline (Video) by chatinent: 9:31am On Dec 23, 2021
3gpvids:
Madness version 7.0 oreo
Nougat?
Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele Shows Her Zazoo Zehh Dancing Skill In A New Video by chatinent:
pseudonomer:
Africans have a way of demoting their culture, but praise anything from the western world.
Every small thing una go run to cling to the african-western disparity. Rubbish is rubbish anywhere!

If you don't know, the west made you everything you are today.
Phones › Re: Will This Damage My Phone?? by chatinent: 9:13am On Dec 23, 2021
No. But if you feel you need a battery to last longer, it will make no difference.


What makes a battery last well is the processor, and the battery being original.
Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele Shows Her Zazoo Zehh Dancing Skill In A New Video by chatinent: 9:01am On Dec 23, 2021
mikeapollo:
God bless you for this insight!
I have been wondering why so aggressive, rigid and awkward the several so called ''dance'' from Nigeria.
The mad rush to create Nigerian dance became more obvious and intense after Azonto. but unfortunately non of the dance steps could match Azonto in flexibility, ease, and rhythm, calmness and fun.
Naira Marley and Zlatan are the anchors of these drug-induced dance steps. Person go just meet me say I no sabi dance because I never cared to learn these rubbishes they dance to. Mehn, I can do the ball dance...I can dance!
Education › Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by chatinent: 8:55am On Dec 23, 2021
Tokskob2008:
Ugo C. Ugo...... Nostalgia!
I feel you, bro.
Crime › Re: New Style Of Kidnapping? Keke Driver Drives Away With Passenger's Kid In Kaduna by chatinent: 8:54am On Dec 23, 2021
FreelanceRebel:
I don't believe the story
Even though okada has stop working in Kaduna City for the past two months. Stopped by State Government, other Keke rider could still give a chase.
Gbamsolutely
Education › Re: Frustrated Student Smashes His Phone After Being Dumped By Girlfriend (VIDEO) by chatinent: 8:45am On Dec 23, 2021
Composed fool!

Sth wey ofe nsala fit cure in just five minutes.
Romance › Re: My Body Always Changes In The Night by chatinent: 8:41am On Dec 23, 2021
KiNg0G:
that is scabies no doubts



go buy benzoate
Scabies turn it red, bro. And it wouldn't be that swollen but scattered.
Travel › Re: Benue Man Dies In Fatal Motor Crash After Depositing His Late Sister (Photos) by chatinent: 5:48am On Dec 23, 2021
Life, like a mist, appears for just a day,

Then disappears tomorrow.

All that we are can quickly fade away,

Replaced with tears and sorrow.

If a man should die, can he live again?

Family › Re: A Cry For Help by chatinent: 5:38am On Dec 23, 2021
I must say this. The narrative reeked of paedophilic attributes and inclination. All I can see is a five-year old doing a five-year old thing. I wouldn't think otherwise.


A time you were crying? In front of kids?


And about the sleeping thing? Seriously?

Whenever a child does sth wrong, she needs to be corrected the African way immediately! You even ponder about it!
Education › Re: The Funniest Nickname You Gave A Teacher Back In Secondary School. by chatinent: 5:28am On Dec 23, 2021
We named our English teacher Ugo C. UGO.
Crime › Re: New Style Of Kidnapping? Keke Driver Drives Away With Passenger's Kid In Kaduna by chatinent:
Ha!

Let us get things straight and stop selling blames indirectly.

Did the tricyclist point a gun to her head and escape with the child or did she forget the child there?

Negligence or kidnap?

Who looks for change sha? Passenger or rider?

By the way, if it happened in a bus-stop, he could have been caught with the rate of bikers always available at every bus-stop!

For this detty December? If the tricyclist is a bad person, the child is gone. It will take the grace of God for the man to start looking for the mother in this evil world.


Can we now say every potential neighbour who laughs at our children is looking for a particular moment when we are not aware to use our children to make money?
Celebrities › Re: Cardi B Gifts Her Husband $2 Million To Celebrate His 30th Birthday (video) by chatinent: 5:25am On Dec 23, 2021
HRSweetness:
Even the most "private" celebrities make news.
It comes with the status.
True.


But not about us coming online and showing off things I got for her.

I hate internet validation!
Romance › Re: My Body Always Changes In The Night by chatinent: 5:23am On Dec 23, 2021
GROUNDCHALEBOY:
SO WHICH DRUG SHOULD I TAKE,BECAUSE EVEN IF I STAND AND SLEEP IT WILL STILL COME OUT
If what I think is the case, clean your house bro. Block all their holes. Also, wash your blankets, duvets, and sun-dry your foam. Fumigate.


Enjoy sleep.
Celebrities › Re: Cardi B Gifts Her Husband $2 Million To Celebrate His 30th Birthday (video) by chatinent: 5:21am On Dec 23, 2021
HRSweetness:
Let's have this conversation again when you and your wife become global celebrities.
You will not hear a pinch of anything in our private lives.
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Now Insist On Getting A Woman Pregnant Before Marriage? by chatinent:
The rate of voluntary prostitution and abortions caused it.

It is still wrong.
Anyways, I am still available for Turnitin-friendly research writing services.
Romance › Re: My Body Always Changes In The Night by chatinent: 5:03am On Dec 23, 2021
GROUNDCHALEBOY:
I DNT THINK DAT IS THE PROBLEM BECAUSE I CHANGE LOCATION STILL DEY SAME, IT SCRATCH ALL OVER MY BODY
It changes location too.
Celebrities › Re: Top 10 Nigerian Celebrities Who Are Lawyers In Real Life by chatinent: 5:01am On Dec 23, 2021
How many are practising?
Romance › Re: My Body Always Changes In The Night by chatinent:
I think your house is filled with these small angry black ants that bite. In my dialect, it is called agbisi. It never laughs, it bites you and begin to run. After it stings, you are tempted to scratch it due to its intense urge and pain. After scratching it for a while, it stops...and leaves those swollen stuff there.

You may need to close their holes.

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