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Health › Re: Stretch Marks On My Breast by chatinent: 7:06am On Nov 24, 2021
lilvicky68:
Breast no be private part again.. grin
Baba check time registered and relax. grin
Health › Re: Stretch Marks On My Breast by chatinent: 7:04am On Nov 24, 2021
Loreettaa:
Your problem, not mine. Whatever you infer, is your business
Hanty, cool down.

About the marks, it is not a disease. It's only natural.
Health › Re: Stretch Marks On My Breast by chatinent: 6:59am On Nov 24, 2021
lilvicky68:
Breast no be private part again.. grin
The thing choke me o. E come bi like na hand wey dey collect handshake she dey talk about.
Politics › Re: Femi Fani Kayode: I Was Not Arrested By The EFCC by chatinent:
Na small thing this man escape being imbe. He resemble that guy wey no fit pronounce Polytechnic...wey say na polypekwek.

Health › Re: Stretch Marks On My Breast by chatinent: 6:50am On Nov 24, 2021
Loreettaa:
So I've been having stretchmarks on my boobs, faint lines, that sometimes fade off. I'm fair skinned and when it shows, I fear other people can see it too.
What causes it?
Other people?

Romance › Re: Lady Blocks Her Boyfriend & Disappears After He Sent Her ₦2M Instead Of ₦200k by chatinent:
Some dudes amaze me tho.

So it means that she blocked him online and blocked the road to her house, road to her family, and road to her friends?

How can ₦200k be ₦2m in the first place? Wtf would he be sending ₦200k to a girl he barely just met...eh, resident Bill Gates? Btw, didn't the bank app ask you if you want to verify sending the money? Abi na inside banking hall you go?
Romance › Re: Guys, How Did You Move On From This Happening To You by chatinent: 6:10am On Nov 24, 2021
Some go dey brew quarrel before that day. Na you fck up join dem quarrel...sth wey you for unquarrel the impending quarrel until the D-day pass.
Politics › Re: Buhari And Olu Jacobs: Same Dementia, Different Narratives - Farooq Kperogi by chatinent: 6:02pm On Nov 23, 2021
FutureIsFemale:
Please teach me how to put this yellow shade on my signature. Thanks
Quote this and see how I did it.
Crime › Re: Married Man Abandons Girlfriend In Lagos Hotel Room, Rapes Receptionist by chatinent:
Some things are just abominable! You have a wife...e no do you. You carry your gf go hotel, e no do you. Your evil spirit carry you go rape again! You are cursed!


Please, my Lord if I may, my lord, scissors his ntanta.


Btw, I am available for research writing services that will pass Turnitin.
Family › Re: Man Is Head Of The Woman My Yansh by chatinent: 3:48pm On Nov 23, 2021
After I read through the last lines of your argument, I understood your points. You are right, being the head shouldn't make the wife a slave in any form.
Business › Re: Ebele Iyiegbu Launches Handbag Collection In Abuja Amidst Fanfare (Pictures) by chatinent: 3:32pm On Nov 23, 2021
LordReed:
Don't worry it will be a rod and staff. LMAO!
Na make I dey sure
Romance › Re: A Supportive Ex Or A Greedy And Non Appreciative Girlfriend by chatinent:
things wasn't going well between us when she was being distracted with fun that comes out of going out I told her life is not about fun sometimes you need to plan your life, she ignored me because of her ignorance so we broke up and everybody went their way
I really didn't understand this tho... and really didn't understand the rationale behind the breakup.

I met another girl we started dating things was going smoothly at first then she switched to beast mode
What did you do?

if I need help I can't ask her
Oh..

if she wants something I can go extra mile for her but the moment I can't give her what she wanted she is going to fight me and talk to me any how it got to a stage I told her where I was coming from was better than where I am
What is going on here?

I don't think you can be a good wife [b]I borrowed money [/b]from my gf yo sort out some emergency bills she fought me to collect her money back just because I told her I wasn't interested in the relationship
Why is all your aspirations directed to borrowing money, loan, and food? Odikwa somehow o.

the devil you know is better than the angel you don't know.
Unrealistic quote. The devil is still the devil.

I will advise you choose who fit dey borrow you without complain since it is a point of joy.

Did you say you paid ₦150k for a wife or did I read girlfriend?

Please meet Cele people.
Politics › Re: ENDEARS: Full Statement By Lai Muhammed On Judicial Panel (Video) by chatinent: 2:13pm On Nov 23, 2021
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Politics › Re: Buhari And Olu Jacobs: Same Dementia, Different Narratives - Farooq Kperogi by chatinent: 2:09pm On Nov 23, 2021
The difference is clear...one stammers while talking....one stammers while thinking.
Business › Re: Ebele Iyiegbu Launches Handbag Collection In Abuja Amidst Fanfare (Pictures) by chatinent:
I heard those bags price tags are above a million naira.


If I buy one and walk through the valleys of the shadows of death, will it make me fear no evil?

Politics › Re: It’s Wrong To Expect Your Husband To Apologise, Obasanjo’s Wife Tells Women by chatinent: 1:55pm On Nov 23, 2021
Dem don beat this one tire.
Romance › Re: The Night We Broke Up by chatinent: 1:47pm On Nov 23, 2021
concho:
Smiles ,I will be fine . I'm happy you read to the end .
Thanks for sharing your piece.
Romance › Re: Ladies Can You Date/Marry A Guy Living In This Kind Of Apartment? (Photos) by chatinent: 1:42pm On Nov 23, 2021
Supreme145:
A lady visited me recently and spent two days and to be honest I regretted it, it was wasted 48hours for me because I had plenty courses to cover but she colonised my laptop to watch movies. My compound guys felt I was flexing by having a pretty babe around not knowing that reverse was the case
You are even a student.

Focus on your studies. Flee from anything skirt.
Family › Re: Please How Can I Fix Things In My Family,i'm In A State Of Confusion by chatinent:
It depends on where you are.

You can...well, set up a business for them back home and continue working then.

Sorry for your loss...but don't you let it weigh you down.
Romance › Re: The Night We Broke Up by chatinent: 1:28pm On Nov 23, 2021
The title of your tale should be Heartbroken. I saw the way you made the sadness in you trivial and the beauty in the way you digressed countless times as you sought for a resting place for your worries.


Move on bro, nobody is worth your tears.

Date like you are expecting nothing.


cc: mynd44, Dominque lalasticlala
Romance › Re: Ladies Can You Date/Marry A Guy Living In This Kind Of Apartment? (Photos) by chatinent: 1:25pm On Nov 23, 2021
Supreme145:
Of course I know that, dating is the least of my problems and I've no problem attracting ladies as well, but made it seem like I was living in a shithole and it made me upset.
Yeah,bro.

Just forget women now..

Keep pushing. You are doing well already.

Update: I just read your updated post. So it was all about knacking all these while? Mehn, you disappoint.
Autos › Re: Sold by chatinent: 1:24pm On Nov 23, 2021
kingbee90:
Na wa!
Mercedes Benz E350 body with an M271 4 plugs engine.
Isn't that wonderful?
E shock me o
Romance › Re: Ladies Can You Date/Marry A Guy Living In This Kind Of Apartment? (Photos) by chatinent:
Dating is not a requirement for the man's survival.

I am available for research writing services that will pass Turnitin.
Christianity Etc › Re: Lucifer Is Married To Rihanna & Ladygaga - Pastor Tells Her Church Members(video by chatinent: 1:15pm On Nov 23, 2021
Lol
Family › Re: Couple Celebrate 27th Wedding Anniversary With Amazing Dance Steps (Pix, Video) by chatinent: 1:08pm On Nov 23, 2021
Fear that husband!

E get why.
Travel › Re: Hello Guys I Need Your Advice by chatinent: 11:18am On Nov 23, 2021
Tell us the part when you beat him scatter.
Romance › Re: I Am In A Relationship With A Girl But Now This is Happening. Please Advise Me. by chatinent: 10:31am On Nov 23, 2021
She said that she don't know but as soon as she gets sign she will let me know.
Which sign she dey find, abi na sign language?

But on a serious note, I have some questions:

Do you have a good source of income? Are you financially, emotionally, medically, and physically compatible?

Have you given the relationship a good scrutiny whether or not you aren't a deputy boyfriend?

Does she still want to enjoy the bliss of youthful exuberance?

Have you reasoned if her parents approved of you both being together? Is there a tribal discriminatory thing?

Does she feel you are rushing her? Is she not ready for marriage? Have you tried asking any of the questions above?


If you ask her these questions and she still says she is looking for a sign from whrever it is coming for, dear huncle, e fit bi say you don dey date yourself all this while. I no dey mince words. Shey you talk say na distant relationship? You mah fit dey learn how to do endure now before she mah give you her traditional marriage invitation card. It can pain but no reason am. A man is never ugly and never too old nor outlived to marry.


cc: mynd44, Dominque lalasticlala
Sports › Re: Mourinho Gifts AS Roma Player Felix A ₦600k Balenciaga, As He Promised (Photos) by chatinent: 10:27am On Nov 23, 2021
LagbajaTheBEREAN:
I'll be waiting for his response too.

Who knows the key to riches might just be lying somewhere in his room...
Lol. Don't wait bro. You feel sb will just decide to help sb?
Politics › Re: Panic As Suspected Bandits Abduct Igbo Leader In Ondo Town by chatinent: 10:17am On Nov 23, 2021
Please, if I start to trek from today to London, how many days will I reach! I'm done with Nigeria. Don't hold me, leave me.

Crime › Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by chatinent: 10:14am On Nov 23, 2021
How did I get to Nigeria!

Sports › Re: Mourinho Gifts AS Roma Player Felix A ₦600k Balenciaga, As He Promised (Photos) by chatinent: 8:21am On Nov 23, 2021
redcliff:
going by your analogy, i am rich. na your papa enrich me? why should i enrich a poor person? abi you be baba fryo with entitlement mentality?
Smiles. Of course, not.
Romance › Re: My Secret Obsession With Impregnating Another Man's Wife by chatinent: 7:35am On Nov 23, 2021
What Ijebu Ode sun cannot do doesn't exist.

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