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giusjr:
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Check your email.. I have an urgent job for u

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Legendoo:
Thought it was a joke at first, then she gave me a breakdown.

Wedding gown alone is over 500k. Then hotel, transportation, reception, bride price etc .. gulped down 20 million.


Like how much should a wedding cost in Lagos?

I never knew you were her personal lord and saviour.

20million for what and what actually? Do you want to invite Nebuchadnezzar?

vanbonattel:
The army under buharri are very greedy, they don't want the police or any other force to partake in the looting of the poor masses.

Gbamsolutely.

Nearly became a millionaire at age 16.

Make everybody work. E no dey bring insult.

E no go pass who go collect bribe.

Unpenis him biko.

Lol.

Nigeria tho.

If boys catch am eh, e fit no eat Christmas stew.

Ok

I am no fan of homosexuals biko.

I am a one-man battalion.

Another one don use God make point.


God, you have truly endured this libel enough!

Five years remaining to reach one beautiful adage.

Ironically, these are all what the Nigerian police are doing.


The Nigerian Police will arrest you because you look like you will have money in three years time.


The Nigerian police will arrest you because your papers are complete. “You wan show us you know the law baa? Take him to station. By the time we get there, you'll explain how you knew the law when you aren't a lawyer.”

The NPF will arrest you because a big man tipped them and told them he would like your girlfriend to be his. They will arrest you and charge you with illegal possession of girlfriends.

The NPF will arrest you for being silent and neutral as to why you allowed a robber to rob your nextdoor neighbour without killing one. “You have the right to remain silent because anything you say or do will be used against you in the court of law” is their favourite singsong even when you didn't say anything.


The NPF will arrest you for wearing singlet and strolling to buy bread at night. “You are under arrest for improper dressing. You dey find person daughter to rape baa?”

The NPF will arrest you for trying to save an accident victim about dying. “You are under arrest for killing this man unless you want to explain why everybody run commot here and na only you remain.”

The NPF will arrest you when you are doing your jogging exercise in the morning. They will say it is only the wicked that runs when nothing is pursuing them.



The NPF will arrest you for buying a car as a young man like me.
P: what do you do for a living?
Me: I'm a content writer.
P: na dem. Yahoo contents baa?
Me: no, sir. I write contents and get paid.
P: that's what I am saying na. You can write contents on Yahoo right?
Me: On Yahoo mails,yes, but not on fraud nor do I defraud.
P: it's the same thing.
P2: let me see your phone.
Me: why sir?
P: (slap gbas gbos) why abi? Na so una go dey theive upandan. Who get this car?
Me: (mid-tears) Sir...sir, that's my car.
P2: wetin dey this boy phone so? Wetin bi Upwork? Wetin bi Office? Oh na HK office una don dey use abi?
Me: Oga, that's Microsoft Word. This thing you guys are doing is wrong. I am a hardworking citizen. I am not a con artist. Perhaps, the police is supposed to be our friend.
P: my friend, shut up, I am not your friend, my friend. Ok, you are not a writer again na artiste now? Constable arrest him.

...and when I try to resist arrest for my right, I receive slaps from the left and uppercuts. When I don't give in, my dear killer pulls a trigger from yonder. In the morning, you'll hear my headline: “It was a sad day for one Constable Abdul Adekunle Emeka, posted to the joint TF, Lagos, when a cultist, who is also a yahoo boy drove past the base and tried killing the policeman. Unfortunately, our brave inspector saw him in time and neutralised him...”

Commissioner of police will now give en talk ontop matter. Buhari will now talk..abi read Garba’s speech on the matter and encourage the NPF for fighting corruption and tell the EFCC to keep on with the investigation of the car I left behind. Two weeks later, EFCC will find two new AK-49 with live ammunition in it. The car will be confiscated. Next tomorrow, one oga son will repaint my black car to white and be using it to visit brothels and trade coco peacefully. When he passes check-points, he receive hailing and “show us love” from the loutish policemen not searching his car.



The NPF is not your friend.

Know this and have peace. By the way, I am available for research writing services that will pass Turnitin.

I don't believe the fall led to her death.

I don't believe the video in toto.

Reasons best known to me. Thanks.

Other questions: where is her activity video inside the club?

Nigeria is zero in forensics...so if it was staged or doctored, it is done for life.

tammyf:
He never signed any document as a guarantor though. Everything was done verbally n out of emotion but he is never denying introducing his friend to me.

Do you have the recipient's phone number?


I can help you track him.

Look how he is sweating.

Damn. They should flog this guy to stupor.

You dreamt what you had in mind. It's not heavenly. It is simply pre-thoughts coming into your head.


General overseers have no relevance in everlasting life. They are mere men teaching you. Seeing them in dreams means nothing! You are turning them into celebrities rather than keeping them in their place.


Which G.O if I may ask? Those ones who are centred on your tithes and offerings? Those ones you made rich and then bestow reverence? Those ones you take as Gods? People who God is surprised who sent them? Which please?

Jesus remains the way, the truth, and the life.

Na who get surplus sha

Reader530:
www.sdgsgoalsnigeria.com/apply

Here is the result from Chrome. Not even a secure site.

Best way to win over scammers is when they tell you to bring money, run.

Show the link.

I must say that Uche is a total BS...but if we checked the names of the donors and their donations, e no reach that ₦200m sha.


Davido also donated to himself... celebs can do anything for show offs.

Anybody wey dey showoff usually end up promoting sth...the hidden goal...new track.

Done and dusted.

Anywhere dem dey, parents still have be cautious. Bad people don triple abeg.

You never even reach 40, you don dey possess half the adage characteristics.

Nobody is talking about the cheating husband.

Btw, this is the guy who showed me where the husband lives. The second picture is the guy who followed him.

It can be applied to all schools...just swap block and lecture hall names.


By the way, here is how finals look freshers carrying big books to lecture hall:

Jangbajantis crooner. I love you bro.

But death has no friend!

2face Idibia should be placed on CCTV camera anytime he visits Sultan's house.

You mean many times people have downloaded and deleted it after they noticed new updates still had the same old trash?

MufasaLion:
I don't agree with you.

It doesn't make any difference tho.