₦airaland Forum

1. Why Are You Here?

You mean you didn't know there was a vacancy outside?

2. Why Should we Hire You?

Hiiiaah, Is it not vacancy you people put outside? Abi have they changed it?

3. Tell us about yourself?

Ha, oga, even idiot go know say my bio is on my cv na. CV is on your hand and you are asking me.

4. What is your expected salary?

You will pay what I say or you just want to test me? I don't want to be greedy, let's start with ₦2m. I'll manage.

5. How soon will u start work?

I am hearing this allegation for the first time in my life. Me that leave my house and came here have started work already na.

Speak to your wife about it, she mayn’t understand what the emergency feature there stands for.

TheSupleemLeada:
You bitch like a jealous housewife. Is tems your sister or girlfriend? Shove your stupid standards up your ass.

Cool down, boss. You'll be fine.

TWLifestyle:
pls what is ur business ?is it your breast they are displaying ? Abi why is it paining you ? Paining you enough to write this book you wrote On the issue .

Let's talk about what's my business. First, is my post your business?

chival:
It is a very worrisome trend. A plus sized neighbour left home today in a dress so tight and short that her cellulite and stretch mark streaked thighs were on display for all and sundry. In my regular jeans and tee shirts, I am usually considered old school and unfashionable, an mgbeke by today's standards.

Mgbeke, you say? Hello beautiful, when they call you mgbeke, you should kill a turkey and make a busy-mouth Olive-Brined Air-Fryer Turkey Breast dish outta it.

Why? You are very very in vogue!

How can a woman wear clothes so tights displaying the whole formula of her panties! Isn't this disgusting! You will put on a blouse and stretch marks enough to wire badagry will be drawing adidas here and there! Sometimes I wonder how free they feel! How breeze dey enter body self!

Biko, don't stop dressing your unique way! I can pay a fortune to see you walk in decency!

Mr Speaker, can I ask a question?

And who come bi that one jumping like shekeleke again naw?

Inasmuch as he spoke some truths, I hate it when the actual words aren't used. Which one bi throwing away again.

Can't looting be called looting!

sunshineV:
if US reject ur visa for being homophobic naw u go vex come nairaland open thread

Lol

Explorers:
I know.

Sent you a mail.

FuturIsFemale:
You see why is necessary to raise a girl child than a boy child?

How many male celebrities have bought SUVs for their parents?

Don't do the FutureIsFemale thing with me. Have a nice century.

It's located in a good site, and also has some structures in it, and secured with a fence.

Price: ₦6m. (Fixed)

Honestly, I really don't see anything wrong here. It doesn't change the fact you are her big bro!

Explorers:
Location: VGC
Price: ₦280,000,000

Features:

- CCTV
- Pool
- Gym space
- 2 living areas
-All rooms En-suite
- POP Ceiling
- Fitted Kitchen with Refrigerator, Cooker, oven and heat extractor
- Balcony
- Water heater
- Walk in Closet
- Walk in shower
- 24 Security

For more info, kindly send a pm or call 08137790309

Sorry o, you mean per year or outright?

Make I kuku comot this thread before ritualists wey dey here see me feel say I follow.

Congrats, mum. I'm coming over with my Legxus to celebrate with you.


BTW, Yemi Alade for marry Harrysong. E get why. I don't mean to be rude, but e get why.

bigjackass:
which of the gay idíots

Lil Nax.

Make dem just put hot ogi inside this guy mouth.

But why na only Indian for movie dey fine?

A woman I respect.

Why are clergymen painting the vaccine as 666?

Even Pastor Chris was talking ynaynayna then.


Na wa o.

Good one.

Wetin okrika no go see outside Buhari leg.

Human government has done that thing I always say.

Ndi cast and bind...another problem of Nigeria.

Human government! Tueh!

traihit:
That's the problem with fame.

She used the sentiment of "cover body" to get more fame and now that the fame is coming, she needs to "open body" for those without self control to keep looking.

It's not easy to be a singer, especially a female singer and more especially, a famous female singer. Fame is far stronger than we think and it takes more than strong will to keep your values when the fame is there.

I used to like this girl like kilode. Her fashion sense was bowdown. She don reason with Rihanna na, Rihanna don give am OT.

I see her singing with the other gay hediot soon.

Peace081:
All those names you mentioned above are worth more than your entire family

Unless they've got two lives, then I agree.

All female celebrities look the same: poor dress code, walls of Jericho, in zero zero seconds they can go nude without recourse to...


Look at Mercy of that porn show. Before you say jack, hanty is naked. In fact, all of them wey dey bear Mercy programs porn like it's Python.

Look at Tiwa...her son will live going through the internet and seeing what sb ten years younger was using her to do. What a savage! I hope he doesn't catch a fever after then.

What is the other one name Laycon was after? Just name one who doesn't have to be the naked to trend! They will now come online to say a fan bought this and that for them! It's fanblade that will chop that politician’s ntanta spending our taxes on frivolities.

Back to the male matter...

And very many male artistes dress in a way you'll scream wetin dey sup na. If it's not Rema wearing all the whole okrika bags in Ikotun and singing with naked weapons, it's Adekunle surviving on chains, or Naira Marley wearing canopy.

Before, normal normal, to see a lady's bra na the highest you can go...you mah go know you don sin...let alone, the new Jerusalem.

But what do we see today?

They have more bras than clothes! You'll see a lady coming out in only bras; bras struggling to hold up fallen babylon. This stupid sense is to keep abreast of the latest fashion trends waiting to ensnare anything guy who will come and 2face them! Such a senseless African Queen!

The ones wey the thing shack for head go naked carry cotton wear dey walk upandan without bras...even those wey carry pimple.

After meeting with Drake and Rihanna...everything changed. The umbrella of knowledge to dress in feminine modesty left her...after she'll say it's God's Plan!


I hail my main man, Jidenna...and every other artiste out there! I hail Chike, nnam. I hail Johnny Drille. I hail Essence who sang for WAP tv...since she is the very essence and on her golden voice terms was why Tems sang Essence.

Hanty I was even praising she dresses well. They have succeeded in initiating her. Ugwu will grow in Desmond Elliot's armpit.

I'm boring a person.