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Crime › Re: See What A Yahoo Plus Ritualist Placed At A Junction In Delta State. by chatinent: 5:36pm On Oct 01, 2021
I suspect the OP. GBoys put theirs on t-junctions.
Family › Re: Help I'm Pregnant For A Married Man. by chatinent: 5:11pm On Oct 01, 2021
They will not hear!


Mumu, flee from premarital sex!
Celebrities › Re: Dj Cuppy Went On A Blind Date To Look For A Life Partner And Was Surprised by chatinent: 5:09pm On Oct 01, 2021
habsydiamond:
a new word in our dictionary just like I yakubued my period it back then.
You garrit.✌️
Romance › Re: Don't Be A Simp Once She Ask 4 Money Demand 4 Sex by chatinent: 5:08pm On Oct 01, 2021
descartes400:
Of course, he can help others..but definitely not the girl with the opportunistic kind of mentality he is talking about...
Gbamsolutely.
Politics › Re: At 61, Nigeria Highest Indebted Country In The World ― Wike by chatinent: 4:59pm On Oct 01, 2021
Wike may be talking alcohol-induced ynaynaya but he has a point.

After all, why should he complain? Isn't he among those ruining the remains of the ruins?

Everybody who has survived until now in Nigeria should be awarded a house. It should be a Happy Survival Day.


I remember what my neighbour would always pinch in during our dialogue: “if person die for Nigeria as a sinner, e no dey go hellfire because e don already serve en sentence.”

Even while this statement was said irreligiously, the comic relief there is the beauty of the metaphor.

Nigeria is not a place to be proud of!

Human government has FAILED.

All of them have failed!
Family › Re: Anyone Who Keeps Virginity Until Marriage Deserves To Brag – Reno by chatinent: 4:58pm On Oct 01, 2021
Lalasticlala mukina2 mynd44 Dominque Seun food for front.
Family › Re: Anyone Who Keeps Virginity Until Marriage Deserves To Brag – Reno by chatinent:
The way emphasis is placed on a woman's virginity tho!

Isn't the man also worth being a virgin? Or virginity is gender-based? Perhaps, the males are excluded from doing the normal things...they are the supervisors?

Some people are so after virgins failing to realise that not everybody who bled is a virgin, and not everyone who didn't bleed is a non-virgin.

Yes, read again! Medical sciences have improved and there are many ways a non-virgin can make herself look a virgin! I am sure it shocked you! Also, some virgins lose their hymen too to overworking and not sex! You need to understand that. Besides, aren't there other types of sex?

Find a good person who is both spiritually, physically, medically, and financially mature! What you need is a good character; a good character doesn't change! Everything else can change!

Even Jesus didn't spit on the harlot since she was willing to make a U-turn!

Can the state of being a virgin guarantee a happy home? No. We often fail to check the more important things placing too much value on virginity.

A virgin can still become promiscuous after marriage!

Of course, I respect the gift of keeping a woman's pride. But isn't it how it should be? Where was this reckless abandon hidden afore now?

How can you go around sleeping with a battalion of women finding for virgins and be complaining you haven't seen one? Ị kpebiri ịnwụ a nwu??

Abeg, na only virgins deserve to emphasize needing virgins! If you aren't one, a criterion on virginity is in the funny pages. If you aren't a virgin, you have no right to need one!

Reno also needs to preach adultery to us! Oh, I pray we don't bite tongues.

It was even a thing of disdain for a man to snap the bloodstains of his meeting with his wife and post them online. Isn't this a decline on the right way of thinking? I am sure it is for clout chasing; ePraises, eSalutations, eFollowers, and eLikes.

Such a paused brain! I hope he isn't up to 40 years of age now...there would have been an adage waiting for him.

Can the internet ever forget? Never! I hope nothing happens in the marriage later ...or a discovery. The internet will resurrect this event!

I wonder how people care about now...not minding what it would mean for their children.


Nonsense and ingredients!

No bi say the bedsheet even clean.

Family › Re: Man Shares Picture After First Sex With His Virgin Wife (Viewers Discretion) by chatinent: 4:18pm On Oct 01, 2021
siofra:
Very dirty bedsheet. They didn't even use white.
Nigerians must always find a way to spoil the fun.

Family › Re: My Wife Complains That My Private Part Is Too Big & That I Stay Too Long, Help by chatinent: 4:02pm On Oct 01, 2021
Iyaebe:
lol,let us know your badboyside
What matters is what I am now.
Family › Re: My Wife Complains That My Private Part Is Too Big & That I Stay Too Long, Help by chatinent: 2:58pm On Oct 01, 2021
Iyaebe:
Na wa ooo,you seems an expert but you'll be acting novice, you better come out of your shell
I don't understand what you mean by coming open.
Family › Re: My Wife Complains That My Private Part Is Too Big & That I Stay Too Long, Help by chatinent: 2:54pm On Oct 01, 2021
Iyaebe:
Na wa ooo,you seems an expert but you'll be acting novice, you better come out of your shell
Medical consultancy knowledge, yes.
Romance › Re: Nairaland Boys Should Stop Sending Me Message In My Email by chatinent: 2:50pm On Oct 01, 2021
chinchonglee:
Check her dp!
Lol
I no dey see anything wey close to wetin she talk.
Family › Re: My Wife Complains That My Private Part Is Too Big & That I Stay Too Long, Help by chatinent: 2:35pm On Oct 01, 2021
achorladey:
He is well informed and have expertise knowledge for the matter.
He feels I am sexting..lol.
Family › Re: Can A Matured Person Who Doesn't Indulge In Social Vices Be Termed Abnormal? by chatinent: 2:29pm On Oct 01, 2021
Cindy222:
Awwwn smiley..... I am so proud of you.
Fine woman. ✌️✌️
Family › Re: My Wife Complains That My Private Part Is Too Big & That I Stay Too Long, Help by chatinent: 1:56pm On Oct 01, 2021
rottennaija:
Taah,
It's doesn't matter what I know or don't know. I'm just impressed.
Okay, boss. Nice impression.
Family › Re: My Wife Complains That My Private Part Is Too Big & That I Stay Too Long, Help by chatinent: 1:17pm On Oct 01, 2021
rottennaija:
Woah grin grin grin
Achorladey. Come and see your chatinent oo. I mean, woah.
Medical advice, uncle.

Funny you! You don't even know if I am married! By the way, I think I made a good point.
Family › Re: My Wife Complains That My Private Part Is Too Big & That I Stay Too Long, Help by chatinent: 1:09pm On Oct 01, 2021
Gate050:
Pointless! What are you even saying exactly? Meaningless! Don't be this, don't be that.. bullshit! She is his wife. When thing like this happen, best advice is to go to phymacy and get libido booster for her. My wife did got it for me when I performed less now it's like we both go online at a time and last like tomorrow no dey grin grin grin
So you mean now you are like mount zion that cannot be shaken? grin
Family › Re: My Wife Complains That My Private Part Is Too Big & That I Stay Too Long, Help by chatinent: 1:08pm On Oct 01, 2021
Omonigho1976:
This brings me to the true question, What really do women wanthuhhuhhuh You guys are just a complicated and confused lot. The op seems to be what some women call a dream man!!! Loving, pampering, big gbola, not a 5 second man, pre-intimacy hero yet a woman somewhere is still complaining about him. Fellow Men my candid advise to you is not to go to a needless and unnecessary early grave trying to please any woman in any sphere of life or living because you CAN'T O. Do your comfortable best and enjoy your life o.
Gbamsolutely.
Celebrities › Re: I Can't Kill Myself O-Tonto Dikeh Dance Ayra Starr Bloody Samaritan in Jacuzzi by chatinent: 1:07pm On Oct 01, 2021
pepperdemzombie:
For whom? A person that carries an insect infected wood must attract lizards. The manufacturers of these products don't hide these facts just like Tobacco manufacturers. They won't even use it minimally nor mix small portion with normal creams but combine different ones to use. Not satisfied now, they upgrade to injections that work on organs in the body.
Lebanese white, half caste white etc
Zoom the picture to see her body.
Boss, cool down. Who vex you this morning?
Family › Re: My Wife Complains That My Private Part Is Too Big & That I Stay Too Long, Help by chatinent: 1:04pm On Oct 01, 2021
ArcFresky:
Did you read where OP stated he gave her head and spends long time in pre-intimacy?
You can't be hitting a dead horse.

Resurrect it first.
Family › Re: Can A Matured Person Who Doesn't Indulge In Social Vices Be Termed Abnormal? by chatinent: 1:03pm On Oct 01, 2021
Candycrushy:
My dear you’re so normal. Do things that makes u comfortable and happy

I’m a female, i dont too crave money as well and i dont care if some unnecessary people see it as being weird
Gbamsolutely.
Family › Re: My Wife Complains That My Private Part Is Too Big & That I Stay Too Long, Help by chatinent:
Make sex enjoyable, then, since that is the only option you both have. Of course, you know cheating is never an option.

You never indulged premaritally, she likewise. Good one!

Big Gbenga shouldn't be a problem with the perfect how-tos.

Now let's hit the bulls eye!

Try lubrication, fair play, lubrication again.

Don't replicate porn roles you watched. Don't watch it... because you'll start replacing her with the other figures you fantasize on.

Don't do fantasy oo! Just have it as a blessing of marriage!

Try not to be a sexddict too! You know na person daughter. You can't be having it twelve times daily na, baba. You both need to discuss on the perfect time!

Tell her hoo haaa she has to learn to love sex; that's an only option for her too!


She has to be in with the right stimulation, yeah? Learn it.

Make stimulation good.


And when it's about to hit 10pm, reach for the sky.

I still feel you missed sth during courting. Yes, no to premarital sex but you had to have discussed this intimate situation since you think you know it already before marriage.

By the way, be a stimulant! Buy a booster! Hit the bulls eye. It works!

Enjoy.
Lol. Don't tag me.
Celebrities › Re: I Can't Kill Myself O-Tonto Dikeh Dance Ayra Starr Bloody Samaritan in Jacuzzi by chatinent: 11:42am On Oct 01, 2021
pepperdemzombie:
Wetin fine for this one? Fake yansh, fake breasts, contact lens, heavy bleaching, heavy make up plus camera filters.
The bleaching injections is reacting on her already, she dey find cancer. Later, dem go still mention Churchill.
No, not for Tonto.
Food › Re: Coke Vs Pepsi: Which One Do You Prefer? (Photo) by chatinent: 11:41am On Oct 01, 2021
lalasticlala:
Lol. It's because of the health implication of taking too much of coke. I was really addicted to it. She was worried about the addiction. Imagine me taking coke every day.
So, when you take it, you feel sth like heartburn?
Romance › Re: Urgent Help Please!!! by chatinent: 11:30am On Oct 01, 2021
Lalasticlala, Seun mynd44 Dominque food for front.
Romance › Re: Urgent Help Please!!! by chatinent:
Before, the girl I told I have feelings for her always say gooodmorning to me, how was your night? Have u eaten? What did u eat? But I noticed that gradually she stopped doing of all those things I listed above. She will come around and meet my roommate, both of them will discuss and she will go back to her own room....... anytime I'm not around, she do ask about me but once I'm around, she will do like I don't exist...
Sometimes, it is better we bottle up our feelings we have for people we love and let things just fall into place.

Who dey toast woman nowadays like that? You guys suppose don bi friends wella. You go know she is what you want or whether she go agree. You don't just meet a woman and profess love nowadays! She might be crushing and it will get into her head esp when other colleagues want you...she go come dey feel like a grandma!

Sb may be into you and the moment you make the first move, their head grows branches and they are fly! They now play the emi-ni-champion saga with you, and are now puffed up with pride.

The hard-to-get delusion sets in.
What's the best way to settle and approach this kind of new attitude as I can't remember offending her in any way and I can't beg for what I did not do...
Reverse psychology. Let her eat from her own pot...serve her the same diet. I bet she loves you but cannot just want to stop feeling fly. Serve her too! When she thinks she is losing you, she will be back to her senses!

I'm an introvert and a quiet type of guy.
Among other girls that are my ppa colleagues, it is only her that I told I have feelings for
.
I am introvert too but very extrovert with my decisions relating to self respect!
Politics › Re: Help.. How Can I Remove This Off My Phone by chatinent: 11:13am On Oct 01, 2021
Lol..Google is celebrating Nigeria today to mark their unrealistic independence from white slavery to black slavery.


Relax..it will be gone tomorrow.
Celebrities › Re: I Can't Kill Myself O-Tonto Dikeh Dance Ayra Starr Bloody Samaritan in Jacuzzi by chatinent: 11:05am On Oct 01, 2021
[quote author=Beebah2000 post=106339075][/quote]Fine woman.✌️
Food › Re: Coke Vs Pepsi: Which One Do You Prefer? (Photo) by chatinent: 11:05am On Oct 01, 2021
Funny to me. I take both of them as the same. No preference! Same sugar. Same money!

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