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Romance › Re: Share Your Crazy Moments Attending Typical Naija Weddings! by chatinent(op): 12:12pm On Sep 27, 2021
SmellySperm:
Same experience here. They served food but kept on omitting my seat
Lol. Making man feel bad.


When you poor for this life, you are invisible.
Romance › Re: Share Your Crazy Moments Attending Typical Naija Weddings! by chatinent(op): 12:12pm On Sep 27, 2021
JOACHINpedro:
E reach my turn, aunty say spoon don finish
Mah no lie, if hunger hold me, I go bag am o.

Normal normal, I no get shame.
Romance › Re: Share Your Crazy Moments Attending Typical Naija Weddings! by chatinent(op): 12:10pm On Sep 27, 2021
anthonyuncle:
e plenty.
committee of friends wahala,
rudeness of wedding guests(to vendors),
delays & disappointments from vendors,
girls trolling over guys that appear rich,
event owners/managers and their useless rules,
couples seeing every rubbish going on and trying to keep their cool -some couldn't hold it till the end and lost it
etc
make i no just talk
Na so dem bridal maidens go pick my guy wey dey rest for person Benz.

Romance › Re: Share Your Crazy Moments Attending Typical Naija Weddings! by chatinent(op): 12:09pm On Sep 27, 2021
Ekejoestar:
I've not attended a wedding since I turned 12
Wetin happen?
Romance › Re: Share Your Crazy Moments Attending Typical Naija Weddings! by chatinent(op): 12:01pm On Sep 27, 2021
lilvicky68:
The last wedding reception I attend..
As I reach there chair don finish..I no even bother wait for food because I know say food no go reach me without chair..
The embarrassment too much some times.

Person fit reason you to get up say make them give another uncle chair because e relate to groom.
Romance › Re: Share Your Crazy Moments Attending Typical Naija Weddings! by chatinent(op): 11:55am On Sep 27, 2021
fattprince:
Guy. Las las you don mad. I almost choked on my laughter.
Lol.

Lalasticlala, mynd44, Dominque, Seun, food for front oo
Crime › Re: New Strategy Serial Rapists And Ritualists Use by chatinent: 11:51am On Sep 27, 2021
People bad.


By the way...


I left the goat there and walked...
This part was all I need to make my day.
Romance › Re: Share Your Crazy Moments Attending Typical Naija Weddings! by chatinent(op):
Offpoint1:
When the idiots sharing food kept passing me by to serve others, I made a request but they keep telling me someone would serve me. That's how I switched almost all the seats and still didn't get food, I felt chest pains out of anger and pain. I walked into the toilet and cry my eyes out before the devil whispered into my ears... "put water in the generator"... I did listen to him and it was a relieved.


I stopped attending any wedding that has no access card, because rich people wedding you had people walking to your table like every 15-30 minutes asking you if you've been serve and if you'll like to eat anything else and they present you with menu, while your table is filled up with drinks and water, plus small chops.
Lol


Only you go call the girl make she bring food. Rice, salad, and a pinch of moimoi if available.

You don comot belt dey wait for food.

Hanty go return after one hour only for you to see her serving others.

“Na wa o, is it not this girl I told to bring me food? Hey, seeeeeee, yeah, you, please come. Shebi you came here and I told you what I would want to eat.”


“OH, I am so sorry. Salad finished.”

“You would have brought the rice and moimoi like that na.”

After another one hour...

“Seeeeee, hey... (Lowered voice and tried to be funny amid anger) you guys aren't seeing us in this place o. What about the food?”

“Oga, the truth is that meat has finished.”


“Just bring the rice like that and moimoi.”

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E no go reach ten minutes she leaves, you go see girls carry plates of rice and big meat to go give some sets of people..



You: is it not meat I am seeing like this? But this girl said it has finished. (Immediately, you will see the nonsense girl coming out with an empty tray after serving one ugly nonsense).

You will na summon her with your hand to come ... maintaining a wicked grin.

“See dear, in this life you see right, nobody is a hungry man. You were passing here and asked me what I will eat...I was pressing my phone. Did I call you? Did I beg you? Did I stop you... I mean, was I the one who stopped you?”

(She tries to explain)

“..no, wait! I am not a hungry man. You have served the stupid fool over there about three times but haven't even given me a plate! Let me tell you.. I was invited here..I am not a hungry man! Am I a hungry person! Is it food sb will be using to intimidate me? First you said meat has finished, who are those vagabonds being served over there with chicken. I said you should put moimoi if available? What part of “if available” didn't you understand? (Your voice don dey change) No, I am not sad. I'm not sad. If there was no salad, bring the rice and moimoi, you refused.”

“Sir, please let me explain.”



“no..no.no, don't explain to me, nonsense! Go and eat you food. Useless idiot! Look at her. Nonsense.”




Lol.
Romance › Re: Is It Okay To Tell A Boy You Have Vaginal Infection? by chatinent:
siofra:
Wow! It's amazing how you guys jump into conclusions.

I have never received money from a guy that's not related to me in my life. I am not interested in anybody's money.

I know the response might be immature but I'm not a rude person, I can't just block him and we've known each other for long.
You made it sound you are afraid of sth... probably the fear of embezzling him and not paying the eye for an eye.
Sports › Re: Usyk Wants Joshua Rematch In Ukraine by chatinent: 11:17am On Sep 27, 2021
LagosInter:
Fixed matches.

They promoters know this.

They will make more money if AJ loses the match.

The rematch will be hyped and he will win that one.

Everybody smiles to bank.

Same thing with this useless big brother naija.

People are told to act in certain ways so the whole thing will be controversial, more money for the organisers.
You are wise.

If the good guy always wins, it bores the crowd.

If the bad guy always wins, it bores the crowds.

So they have to strike a balance...for what's best for business. And business means more money.

They are entertainers.

They care for the money.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Six Ways To Break Into The Tech Industry With Zero Experience by chatinent: 10:53am On Sep 27, 2021
These are what amateur techies are doing but haven't broken into anywhere because the field is saturated...and anyone would consider a professional again and again.
Romance › Re: Is It Okay To Tell A Boy You Have Vaginal Infection? by chatinent:
You have no morals apart from bringing up that immature response because you feel you have squandered his money and now he wants to pharoah the red sea, hence, after selling your pride for money, you don't know what else to do.

You yearn to meet with him...you are scared of the implications.

Sex is truly underrated nowadays.

You don't even know when to say no when you feel the person involved is rich.

I'll tell you for free what your fate would be. He is coming to still lure you in, propose to use a condom against the infection, use you, give you some money so you'll begin to think you've met a poverty alleviation agency..then use you to make ₦200m. After that, he megaphones all his OGs what you told him.

Grow up.
Family › Re: Wife Throw Her Gossiping Friend Out After She Reported Her Cheating Husband. Th by chatinent: 10:37am On Sep 27, 2021
Ok
Family › Re: Men That Their Wives Are The Breadwinners; How Do You Cope? by chatinent: 10:35am On Sep 27, 2021
ArcFresky:
I am oweing my fiancee, 500k.
Some of the money was from buying say, foodstuffs.

She wants to rent house now, she says I should pay because she no get money, and she is working and earning.


I can actually pay at any time, but she refuses to receive it.

Well, we don breakup ohhh can't live with that shit.
Wow
Family › Re: My Brother-In-Law Caught His Wife Cheating! by chatinent: 10:34am On Sep 27, 2021
TWLifestyle:
but do you forgive adulterous husbandshuh Lol
No.
Celebrities › Re: Mr Eazi Splashes ₦8 Million At A Club In Victoria Island by chatinent: 10:32am On Sep 27, 2021
Abi I go change my pink lips to kpomo?

Romance › Re: 9 Things Every Woman Needs For Date Night by chatinent: 9:41am On Sep 27, 2021
Now that you have everything you need for your date – have fun and spread love.
huh

Education › Re: Urgent Help Needed by chatinent: 9:28am On Sep 27, 2021
chiiraq802:
After chanting Sai baba abiiiii.... You wan japa.
You wan leave who here with General Boo.harihuh


If that bros try cari you japa eeehhhh!!!! grin
Lol. I don laugh tire
Politics › Re: Anti-Open Grazing Laws: Police Mum Over Enforcement by chatinent: 9:23am On Sep 27, 2021
seunayantokun:
Well, let me say something to help: you're completely right about this your understanding from the Word of God but I'm afraid you are misplacing it with regard to the current situation of Nigeria. Human government begins with the family unit, and I know you are aware that marriage and family have not been what God intended them to be. As Christians, we apply the Word and make success of our family life. But you know that is not completely the perfection our souls desire - not like in heaven. Plus many Christians are only enduring their marriages rather than enjoying them. We can then look forward to the great day if the marriage of Lamb of God and His bride, the church. Now my question is: do we need to shirk our responsibilities and commitment to our marriage because of the present human failures?

Now let's go further to human government at community/local, state/province/region, and national levels- all over the world, the stories are imperfections and failures. Would you now say we should abandon our responsibilities and commitment because we're waiting for the Lord's return? No, my friend, that doesn't apply and it's not the spirit and the letter of the Bible. Just like the Thessalonian Christians who would no longer work because they were waiting for Christ's coming. We have responsibilities towards what happens to us in Nigeria while waiting for Him, otherwise we face the consequences of our lack of wisdom. Don't forget there many children of God in countries with 'good' governance and prosperous exonomies, and if you have the opportunity to jet out to any of them today, you won't say no... because human government there has failed - yeah they also have lots of failures and imperfections.

You wouldn't leave your life and family in the hand of destroyers if they come to you, you certainly will defend yourself and your family as much as you can. You want to earn a good living for yourself and your family also. But when it comes to finding a way to ensure rogues, terrorists, armed robbers, etc tagged political leaders don't determine your destiny in this part of the world, you say human government has failed, and so sit aloof in the name of desiring the kingdom of Christ. That sounds like a convenient way of self-destruction... because what they do in government affect you whether you like it or not.

So, what we need to do is while waiting for the Lord, we've got to do all that is humanly and divinely possible to make living better, and easier to live holy.
You have spoken well.
Politics › Re: Osinbajo: Nigeria Will Remain One Nation by chatinent: 1:55am On Sep 27, 2021
Ok
Education › Re: Urgent Help Needed by chatinent: 1:21am On Sep 27, 2021
Jared09:
chai, make e go first now...pls is it possible for him
Yeah, it is.
Education › Re: Urgent Help Needed by chatinent: 12:02am On Sep 27, 2021
Jared09:
i promise
On the condition that I go with you. cry
Education › Re: Urgent Help Needed by chatinent: 12:00am On Sep 27, 2021
Jared09:
what condition pls
Please promise you'd abide by it and not abuse it.
Family › Re: Men That Their Wives Are The Breadwinners; How Do You Cope? by chatinent: 11:58pm On Sep 26, 2021
ImaIma1:
Marry first and see if everything is about feminism or traditional roles.

The marriages that have lasted 30 40 50yrs, do you think it it's because the husbands stuck only to their "roles".

Or marriages that have failed didn't practice the strict traditional methods. Let's not be deceived or try to "agend". As I said, come back with expe after you are married.

Lovely night.
Your little angel needs your cuddle
Education › Re: Urgent Help Needed by chatinent: 11:53pm On Sep 26, 2021
Jared09:
Can a 27years old travel to Uk to study degree abroad??
Note: he once attended a university in Nigeria but wasn’t able to complete due to extreme financial difficulties so he dropped out
Now doing financially okay
Yes but on a condition.
Romance › Re: Is It Wrong To Agree That Women Are More Sexually Suggestive? by chatinent: 11:50pm On Sep 26, 2021
McStoic:
Yeah! But on the whole, women cause the world to think more about sex than men do. How often do you find men dressing to kill or slaying etc?
Lol.

Many guys dress to *some text missing* the world.

Lol.
Christianity Etc › Re: How The God Of Chosen Defeated Staph & Low SPERM Count And Gave Me 2 Baby Boys by chatinent: 11:41pm On Sep 26, 2021
Kobojunkie:
After spending a week or two in Family, I think I may know what's on your mind there in regards to this story here. lipsrsealed
Tell me.
Christianity Etc › Re: How The God Of Chosen Defeated Staph & Low SPERM Count And Gave Me 2 Baby Boys by chatinent: 11:36pm On Sep 26, 2021
Lol.

Make I no talk wetin dey my mind sha.
Romance › Re: Is It Wrong To Agree That Women Are More Sexually Suggestive? by chatinent: 11:32pm On Sep 26, 2021
I am more concerned on ladies who decided to make themselves role models to others.

All those you listed are the worldly pursuit.

Real women dey.
Politics › Re: Anti-Open Grazing Laws: Police Mum Over Enforcement by chatinent: 11:09pm On Sep 26, 2021
seunayantokun:
'Human government has failed'? Then what do we do?

It's true that human government can never be perfect, and so is bound to fail. However, let us know why you have kept saying this about the situation of Nigeria. Thank you.
Thanks for the audience, Mr Speaker.

Mr Speaker, I believe human government cannot answer our problems and felt needs...both the present, and subsequent ones to come.

All we need is God's Kingdom. Even Jesus prayed for it to come.

That's the solution to mankind's problem.

That is why I continue reminding viewers that the government is a failure.
Family › Re: My Brother-In-Law Caught His Wife Cheating! by chatinent:
I'm so sorry for what you are going through, OP.


Adultery is sth I strongly condemn.

I don't want to comment on this act. My comment does not favour adultery in anyway. My words will be too hard.

I don't forgive adulterous wives.

You can choose to tho if she is repentant.
Politics › Re: Bandits Now Using Nigerien Networks To Coordinate Attacks – Amin Almustapha Gobi by chatinent: 10:56pm On Sep 26, 2021
Davefed:
if they have failed what's the alternative?
God's Kingdom.

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