₦airaland Forum

Sonnobax15:

I attended one wedding yesterday at Effurun.........My guy whose brother was marrying arranged a round table for all his guests....So when we were all seated,a neutral guy came in and sat in our midst.....The funny thing was that Every single food that was shared,na this guy chop pass....

So when it was time for spraying,my other guys and I withdrew money and went to spray but this guy was still seating firm.....Later on,when my guy brought take away food, the same guy was the first to collect,and even wanted to fight with my guy for not giving him the take away food on time.Na once one of my guys change am for am

Beebah2000:
yes
wetin u go do?

Lostchild:
Most of the women I spend for, I don't have any sexual relationship with them.

Right now. I will rather spend my money on a suffering man than to spend on a women.

iramure:
Someone please post the meme of the Indian policeman holding his prick

emmyfresh200:

YouAreUseless:
Rare picture of Mynd44

SmellySperm:
This one dey use style dey find meme

AlmonDeLemon:
Lol, Funny dude...

Beebah2000:
I love memes

OLDESTWARRIBOY:
Na you dey run am. I believe you!

Lostchild:
I understand your point.

Why did you think all my life is filled with fv'ck?

It is because I used the f word?

OLDESTWARRIBOY:
Wonders shall never end, someone wey never do something yet...but bros dn dey already claim expert. E go shock you!!

OLDESTWARRIBOY:
Are you related to lie Muhammad? Cuz yesterday on the landlords/landlady article, you said you were dating your landlord's daughter and today you are now married. Kawntinue sir!!!

OLDESTWARRIBOY:
guy which side you dey? The other article you were claiming you can last 3 hours, now you are advising someone to flee from premarital sex?? Typical Nigerians

ahnie:
Hello chatinent...Yaya yau?

Christie06:
Those words are too harsh on someone you claim to love.. Couples can live in peace irrespective of who the breadwinner is.

ahnie:
Hello chatinent...Yaya yau?

All my life I have been the one spending on women. I will spend and spend and spend and spend and spend and give and spend and give and spend and give until I became tired of giving without achieving anything.

Me: You don't love me
She: I love you
Me: You don't
She: I love you
Me: Please don't disturb me with your words.
She: You must accept it that I love you
Me: You don't know what love is
She: How can I show you I truly love ?

Me: If you want to show me you truly love me, spend your money on me.

Me: Use your money to show me you love me.

She: I can't spend my salary money on you, I can't.

Me: Really?

She: Yes

Me: OK, keep your money, while I keep mine. Let us fv'ck and and enjoy ourselves .

Two weeks Later.

Me: Babe, if you are hungry, go to the kitchen and fill your stomach, eat as you like.
She: filled her stomach
She: I want to do my hair.
Me: How much?
She: 4K
Me: How long will you carry that air?
She: 3 weeks
Me: I don't have.
She: You are a stingy boyfriend
Me: OK.

A month later
Me: Babe, if you are hungry, go to the kitchen and fill your stomach, eat as you like.
She: Ok
She: I want to buy a jean trouser and that and also do my hair.
Me: How much
She: Total = N15000
Me: I don't have.

Me: I silently said, I will not waste my money on nonesense.

Me: That money is enough for me to buy a bag of rice and 20 ltr oil for a widow and her children which I secretly do..

She: You are very stingy person.
She: I like that, you can never let a woman go hungry.
She: but you are stingy
She: I think I am gonna leave you.
She left me for another guy:

Two months later, she trief to return, but for me. (Game Over)

NEW GIRL-FRIEND

She: You seem like a buoyant person
Me: Well, it was the priviledge God gave me.
Me: Started thinking
Me: Can this person love me for me.
Me: Can this person slow down for me.
Me: We just met, why did you allow me to f'vxk ?
She: I wanted you to trust me, so I gave you sex.

After she open her leg for me to slide in, she billed me heavily and demand for a brand new android phone.

This girl drain me.
This girl finished me

NEXT GIRL
Me: Went to the market and bought her gift.
She: jump on me, hug me and kiss me
She: Thank You.
We: Fv'cked.
Me: A month later, called her on the phone,
Me: Feeling horr-ny
Me: babe I want you to come
She: I don't have a phone
Me; How ?
She: I place my sim in my neighbor phone
She: I need a new phone
Me: Hang up

For me, I wanted a relatie that is not base on money and materials things.

I later got fed up and stop looking for a woman that will show me genuine love and care.

LESSON LEARN

I learnt that; It is profitable unto a man to show uncodintional Godly love and spend money on his fellow man than to spend money on a woman

FINAL WORDS

I understand and also laugh when men are looking for a career woman to marry. I, myself I am praying for God to bless me, so that, no woman can take glory over me.

I don't need a wife that will support me financially because women are naturally selfish and possessive. When they play a little role in your life

They become a demigod

Frank25:
my guy type joor

shidof:
I have heard a lot of Christians always equate Jesus Christ as God Almighty but I've a question that has always been disturbing my mind.
Who was in charge of the world before Jesus was born, who created Adam, Abraham, eve and all the other creature before Jesus was born?? God is immortal but Jesus died and it was even through the hands of Human beings. So, what are the reasons to justify that Jesus Christ is still the same as the God Almighty who wasn't born by anybody and he didn't give birth to any one either.

Offpoint1:
Typing

Mariangeles:
Homosexuality is not natural, it is like any other disorder that can and should be corrected.