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Georgejeez:
Pastor
Anything holier than thou,is a huge turn off.
Olosho
Actress
Suya seller

Wetin be holier than thou is I may ask?

Woman dey sell suya? Fear God na.

pocohantas:
They done create thread for una, una no go come comment. If it were for females, you guys would occupy 97% of space. Umu amusu.

Nothing pain me pass the third person pronoun.

In your mind now, you have made sense?

May ₦500 be their surplus.

And kerosene dey where?

Always blaming.

Full fool.

DailyTrust is talking about Taliban here and roped Buhari into it.

Is sth fishy?

Yawns

33bandit:
They stopped me ..one was shouting park park ..I parked o..come dey ask me where ya papers.?
Look am ..come tell am say baba ah no get paper set which paper are you talking about ....
...I just smile common 200 ..fold am for him hand ..hin just leave me lol ..

Lol. Crazy people.

SportsHD:
Fucck the police all day everyday.
They wanted to extort me for having crypto apps on my phone when cbn announced the ban on crypto trading. I told them I'll call my friends mom who was a DSP and they left me.

Also, they wanted to extort me for having cigarettes butts in the car, I pulled the DSP card again. Even offered them cigarettes sef.

Around 2017 too, they wanted to extort me because I'm a vlogger, took me to their station at liberty stadium, checced my PC for anything relating to fraud, I showed them all the videos. They later said I should give them something for fuel? Fuel? Me wey you waylay on my way to school, take me comeback your station, you're still asking money for fuel? I just packed my PC and got tf outta there.


Late 2017 too, them niggas caught me with weed I was just smiling because nigga was heavy stoned. They took me to the station and called my mom. Mom came with LGA chairman's wife, they gave them 5k and, I got sat down by the two women and, they gave me advice on how weed turns one mad and all. Says they're going to take me to ndlea their self next time they catch me with weed.

Mehn.

mariahAngel:
My brother usually say that.

I’ve always wondered how come.

Guess it's natural.

Be like those India men wey dey ride keke for movie.

Spits.

lilvicky68:
Lol..
Some of their dread self dey look malnourished..

I don't know if it's only me but I can't keep afro self. If me hair pass one and half week, en don dey scratch me.

lilvicky68:
Ah..
omo.
.maybe them bin never catch anybody that day..
I hardly see them..the last time I encountered them was when they were picking random boys with dread around Uniport area..
Omo. Their motor full that day..

The way they pick guys in dread was a shocker..even in my area. Man, you gat see boys for my backyard dey use razor dey naka skin in zero zero minutes.

Capitalpunisher:
some times one should not wait for buhari for job. You can even create one by yourself

Link me up..I dey game.

Boogyman557:
HOLLY GRAM I WAS CAUGHT WIT A KUSH. ABOUT 4 KUSH. MY MUM CAME TO BAIL ME D NEXT DAY. D WORST PART IS THAT I HVE ALREADY ROLLED DAT KUSH. IS JUST TO GET HOME AND LITE UP.. WTF MAN

Mehn..

Your mum knows you are a kusher?

lilvicky68:
If you're dressed well with good hair cut.. you will likely not encounter SARS..

Oga, I dressed well. Tucked my sleeve shirt in, wore a pair of sunglasses, a well-ironed and a well-polished shoe.

The uncle even made a statement about it saying na “we” wey dey dress corporate be the main boys “dem dey find.”

lilvicky68:
I drove without license and was caught..
We settled amicably with exchange of numbers..

Why I love them is that if you don't argue with them even 200naira can go a long way..

Have the members of the Sars touched you before?

The only time me and dem dey kwata am na when I bin dey military school.

Before I begin, I would like to recognize the efforts of disciplined policemen...and that is to be candid. However, the activities of bad policemen are like an epidemic.

Mine:

1. During that time in Lagos when the coins and polymer notes were newly introduced, the police have actually arrested me unjustly.

If you recall, they were this policy not to rumple the legal tender. These guys arrested me for having a wet note. And they could clearly see I was drenched by the rain that was still falling. Of course, they needed a quick bail sum even when I begged I was a student.

2. This is a recent event shortly after the #EndSars protest. I was waylaid by the NPF, searched, and found nothing implicating. I was having my PC and was ordered to provide the receipt and unlock it which I did. They didn't even know how to navigate but they found nothing.

I told them I was a content writer. One was like “wetin that one mean?” I met one and was brotherly trying to explain I was on an urgent errand: “officer, please sir, pity me, I am running to get an inhaler for my boss who's asthmatic, and who forgot his at home. The police should be our friend, right? I am not a fraudster.” He rebuked me, turning deaf ears to my plea, but defiant: “my friend, shut up, I am not your friend, my friend.” In anger, he collected my phone and accused me of having “Office” on my phone...even when I was trying to let them know it was the mobile version of Microsoft Word. Every content writer knows that the Android version of Microsoft Word is named Office.

This was daylight robbery. I was labeled a Yahoo boy, and extorted ₦15k or “be sent to cell and rot...or who knows, killed. My phone was seized unless I wanted to call sb who'd bail me that moment. I also lost my job that day cos it was the same day I went to get my boss his inhaler. He could have died.

I was sacked without a fair hearing. My hatred for the police was graven since that day... until recently I started to let things slide. Recently too, I had a call with a senior police officer, and his nobility was topnotch: he was the one who made me know that some nice policemen still exist.

Well..




Have you had such bad experiences?


Lalasticlala mynd44 Dominque

Human government has failed.

Iyaebe:
Forget the question mark and answer the question

I don't know how to measure virgins so I don't create the disparity.

Human government has failed. I say this strong due to the numerous bad news we hear daily...yet we say we have leaders. By the way, contact me for your academic research writing.

Days are bad.

This is how all our politicians should have been if they made the elected positions less fanciful.

Iyaebe:
Can you just answer the question please? Pansophist come and answer question please.

Where question mark dey for en essay?

GeneralPula:
The virgin one is still better..

How dem dey know virgin?

My friend..

Coughs..

..has these two girls now, one is age 19, the other is age 22. The later is very good and hardly demand a cent frm him unless he choses to give her.

Okay?

But she can sleep around for Africa.

You mah wey dey date two girls be brolosho. How come you have an option now?

The 19 year old is very demanding and has never been in any relationship neither has she had sexual activity before (virgin)

I don't really like talking about who bi virgins and who no bi. E no concern me.

My advice is that you should stop flirting, and date when you are ready for marriage.

Have a nice century.

Patiently waiting for the news of sb..

Well, what makes me proud is that I can deny Nigeria when I travel out due to skin colour.