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PuZZyNegro:
You write academic essay for people?

Your signature advertising that has typo error which cannot be easily ignored considering the services you claim to provide.

Please, can you correct the spelling of plagiarism?

Thank you.

PuZZyNegro:
You write academic essay for people?

Your signature advertising that has typo error which cannot be easily ignored considering the services you claim to provide.

Please, can you correct the spelling of plagiarism?

Ok

lilvicky68:
Lemme say 3hrs x 3days in a week..
Omo that's 9hrs for only sex..
Abi na sex be my work?

You work in the night too after you eat and want to eat?

There's nothing like wife material. Wetin fit look like Senator material dey still turn out to be Ankara. Just pick your devil, tame, and be a good tailor.

- Chatinent, 2021.

tymicjay77:
Naija with the way we dey reason sometimes, person die people go talk. As if they know the reason or cause of death. If you be guy man on street you go no say this guy's are over flexing . They smoke in the morning, afternoon, night. They drinks morning, afternoon and night. Any thing they want to do is always in excess. Some of this guy's know they have health issue, but because of free flexing and they want to feel among they cant say no to many offer.... If you roll with Ordinary G guy you go imagine the kind of life this guy's live... I have a guy too as friend like that. He can have sex with 10 different girls in a day. Cos the money is there for him to spend, he will smoke morning, afternoon, night... Drink different degree of wine , wine that he himself know is killing him little by little... When he started coughing out blood that was when he realise he is dieing small small. Imagine if such a guy roll with all this artist someone will now say they have use him for ritual where as nah him kill himself because of over flexing. So let us change our mentality

You get sense no bi small. All celebs do is pro-die; they drink, smoke, and do hardies. Stupid people.

pansophist:
You go control them come my house naw. Drop their number make I control them

Ok boss.

pansophist:
Lawyers. I'm yet to see a female lawyer that is not filled with useless pride. It is also common to think you don't know anything if you correct them. So yea, lawyers. That's my only no no profession.

Fact.

pansophist:
I prefer olosho

Waybill or DHL?

Una no go kill person for this Nairaland.

Even the policeman behind Umahi isn't happy at what the leaders have turned themselves into.

pansophist:
I Find her interesting, then I'll need to hold on to the shaky faith in me to ask her out despite my fear of rejection, wondering if she will ever accept, and how I'll live with myself if she refuses. If she finds me interesting, then she would just give me green light, and pass the burden of chasing to me. If I didn't chase, she can safely conclude that I'm gay, that I'm not interested in her, or not man enough. Whichever case, the burden of performance rest solely on me, a position I can not negotiate myself away from.

So I finally summon the courage to ask her out, and she accept to go out on a date with me. Hallelujah. But a new chapter begin, I'll have to impress her. It's implied. Even if she finds me interesting, she knows she reserves the privilege to choose, why I reserves the liability to pursue. I'll have to be a gentleman to pay for the date, and probably pay for her uber if she is the broke type. The closest time I felt like this was during a job interview. The employer holds the power to choose. Let's not deceive ourself jare. She holds the power here, and even me the man's knows that. Only God knows the calibre of men in her contact list that she is ready to replace me with if I fork up. So I better be at my best behaviour.

Ok fast forward to the real deal. so she agreed, and we started dating. Now it's time to fork. I enter bed gallantly like John Cena, assured of my bedmatic skills to knack anything. But the problem is that even at my best, I may not measure up, because only God knows the gallant warriors that has gone through that route and set the bar so high, that she feel disappointed after the act. See me feeling like a superstar that I was able to reach three rounds, meanwhile, previous men de knack overnight non stop. Night vigil on top her body, for real. Again, the burden of performance rest solely on me. Just because I'm a man. Doesn't matter if other men don spoil show before me. Doesn't matter if na her fault for sampling multitudes of deeks, I just have to deliver satisfactorily.

Fast forward another day, on midnight. We are sleeping jejely. Then we heard a big knock, with a loud voice screaming, "open the door". She looks at me, shivering with her eyes saying, "baby, are we safe"? Of course implying that I should go check who is knocking on the door. It's not a duty to negotiate, it's my job as the man. And if anyone will be given the introductory slap, it definitely has to be me. Even if she a feminist, at that point, equality doesn't matter anymore. Gender role reactivated. She is a woman and I am the man. How about the two of us go see who is at the door? Two head is better than one? Well not in this case. The burden of performance rest solely on me.

If this is what is means to be the head, please, let's change role abeg. I'll gladly choose to be the neck, the liver, or even the oesophagus. All this responsibility and even multiple orgasm to compensate, I no see. Just a few sperm burst like tube toothpaste and I'm done. The one that pains me the most is that even in my innocence, just because the other party is a woman, then by default, the burden of proving myself innocent rest on me. She may give me a dirty hot slap in the street, and people will wonder what i did to deserve such slaps. Meanwhile if I do, all I'll hear is "do you want to kill her"? "Don't you know she is a woman? Real men don't beat women etc. If I was unlucky that it happened in a bad neighbourhood, I may be beaten public style, by boys who are quick to use my predicament as an opportunity to virtue signal.

Oya time to marry, I am ready, she is ready, but we are both broke. Although somehow, the burdens of brideprice, wedding expenses, proposing, buying ring, going to visit her family, arranging the house she will move in after marriage, and even more, falls on the man. Lots of men are unmarried nor because they are not ready but because they can't financially perform. Meanwhile, lots of women are unmarried not because they are not ready, but because they haven't met guys who will perform. My personal circumstances of being broke even if the economy is equally nacking us is unacceptable, but all I hear is, "bro just perform".

And this is one of the aspect I detest about maleness. That in relation with a woman, i bear almost, if not all the liability because I'm perceived as strong, and also that the burden of performance rest on me. Baba God, why?

A bottle of my friend udeme for you for this.

lilvicky68:
I've seen one during the day there.. I never knew female works there too..she can't be handling bodies and handling me at the same time na..
Big turn off

Attendants don't normally touch the corpses. They do the clerical works..but, they babe go get mind.

GerraMeh74:
E dey obvious say you no get money! I pity you if your definition of right person is someone who doesn't love money, because someone who loves money will motivate you to hustle even harder.

Anybody wey love money to dey love the money dem work for na.

Paramount01:
The poster

Rat go chop your WAEC.

haslaw:
1) Air hostesses
2) Nurses
3) Actresses and TV presenters

They are mostly very dumb ladies and very loose.

Some nurses sha na zero alpha, make I no lie. But na the minority.

Actresses are a big turn off.

Albertone:
Which careers do they have Asides leg spreading??

Women wey get value wey no dey do runs dey, bro.

Country just hard for everyone and everybody busy.

OkuFaba:
Female Lawyers- too proud
Female doctors- feels too special
Female bankers - Ølosho in disguise

About the bankers, you mean those in the marketing department?

Lol.

Female lawyers mostly feel others are illiterate. There's this hunger I see in their eyes to slap you when you correct them, then call it a physical injury with no legal damage.

Lol.

Forget doctors...dem they do as if their eyes no dey see ground. After they prescribe yamayama handwriting for you because they can't spell the drugs correctly...dem go come tell you to see a Pharmacist rudely, meaning you should get the heck outta their office with your syphilis.
Yes, na me talk am.

Iyaebe:
No career turns off these modern men as long as you are bringing money to the table but as usual they will come and lie here for us to read.

See wetin gf come yarn.

Osashalom:
The only carreer a lady does that will put me off is hookup. As if that is not enough they now be also added escort.
God is watching ooo!

It's crazy.

Almost 80 per cent of girls in varsities are into prostitution (indoor and outdoor). Some other girls loathes already known prostitutes but they don't know what they do with their boyfriends, vice boyfriends, and deputy boyfriends behind his daddy-paid rented house is indoor prostitution.

What is more, about 80 per cent of boys too don't mind prostituting for a living! The difference is they don't get paid (foolish boys!).

I really don't wanna say this but girls in leggings only is a turnoff for me.


Visit varsities and see teenagers walking so proudly with no bras, and revealing attires.

The very funny thing in this life bi say, no bi people wey dey show dem selves for dressing and habit bad pass. The most dangerous sets of people are those who dress decently and maintain good habit...you'll never know.

horlahsunbo225:
I sell wig, bag, cloth and stuff
Media PR, Model, OAP and the likes(they're undercover olosho)

I beg to differ.

Some are digital marketers. I can proudly say so cos I have a friend who does it...and believe me, she works for her own money marketing rather than doing bumshots, anklets, and quarters.

I can't vouch for all but I can vouch for this one.

lilvicky68:
Mortuary attendants

I have hardly seen a woman who does night shifts there.

Iyaebe:
lol

Smiles.

Other Naija schools rn:

flokii:
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Bows.

siant:
I think I have learnt from your comment. Thank you.
Cus I know someone who vows to make money by all means just because he wants to cruise in lexus

Yes, bro.

I'm honoured I inspired you.
Thank you.

Snitch24:
It's actually 15k u pay
Then u pay extra 5k to make it fast

I removed the ₦1k cos I know he'll beg them and it will end at ₦14k. Lol. I'm not a prophet.

Poor native doctor go dey promise you riches. Lols.

I'll tell you for free your fate.

You'll still have to go there...and they will charge you ₦14k to do it.

flokii:
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Try this small but powerful tool before changing your keyboard. You're welcome.

Thanks boss. Please share me a link to download.