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Politics › Re: PDP Governors Say They Are Prepared To Rescue Nigeria From "APC’s Misrule" by chatinent: 12:17pm On Sep 09, 2021
MOGPman:
At least, the devil you know is better than unknown angel!
Devil is a devil.

None is better.

And the latter is not an angel. It's Lucifer.
Romance › Re: Why Are Gay Niggas Hell Bent On Corrupting Straight Men? by chatinent: 9:54am On Sep 09, 2021
Bolarineliza202:
One thing is that you may be handsome smiley
Other reason is that you might have big backside even as a guy wink



Gay niggas are just trying to prove that they can do without women.
You are right on your first paragraph. They tend to prolly believe all handsome guys are yanshivorous.
Romance › Re: Why Are Gay Niggas Hell Bent On Corrupting Straight Men? by chatinent: 9:52am On Sep 09, 2021
Bionic07:
You may call me homophobic, I don't care I believe that homosexuals are a big threat to our society.

If they "do their do" and don't bother anyone I'm okay with that, after all it's their life but just like witches they are constantly looking for who to initiate into their miserable way of life especially children and teenagers.

My neighbor, a devoted Christian has 2 handsome boys maybe 8 or 7yrs of age One afternoon after school, the mother caught the older one giving a Mouth Gig to the younger, after interrogating the children we learnt it was the effeminate looking guy who wash our cars that was buying them sweets in exchange for them giving him a bj.
Shey the effeminate guy no dey alive again baa?
Romance › Re: Why Are Gay Niggas Hell Bent On Corrupting Straight Men? by chatinent: 9:46am On Sep 09, 2021
Aaronsrod:
I know whereof you speak, my broda. Form personal experience, I caution you most strongly to run from this people. In your case it might already be too late...

When they touch a man's shoulder that is a secret sign of their satanic fraternity. You are marked and known to them. They are following you. This people are everywhere. Be watchful. Never be alone with a man you don't know. Do not use toilets outside your home.

Do not go dancing. They surround you with their big bodies and press closer and closer. Never sing.

Do not let what happened to me happen to you. I do not know who I am anymore. I cannot walk, talk or sit down...my buttocks dey pain me o...so confused...I don't even know wetin?...They are summoning me again!...Ah!.....Ah!...Chizos! CHIZOSS! CHIZZZOOOOOOOSSSS!!!
I don't go to clubs, or anywhere that'll warrant their ridicule. If I want to go out for fun, I move with my fam. I don't keep friends. My fam are my friends. I don't smoke, drink, watch football, or womanise..so the chasm is faded. And lastly, I don't keep late night movements or go to secret places...we meet in the open.

I had one petite white while in high school coming close. He was yanshivorous. He happened to share my bunk (up). One night he tried touching me, I broke every bone in his jaw...and he was still begging me so as not to alert others cos they'll give him a near-death experience.
Politics › Re: PDP Governors Say They Are Prepared To Rescue Nigeria From "APC’s Misrule" by chatinent: 8:36am On Sep 09, 2021
Devil telling us against Lucifer.
Education › Re: Ghostwriters Needed! by chatinent: 8:36am On Sep 09, 2021
20k words for ₦20k?


May God forgive you. You've committed the biggest sin ever!
Family › Re: The Plight Of Kids In The Midst Of Divorce And Separation by chatinent: 8:34am On Sep 09, 2021
Mehn..I can relate.
Romance › Re: With Your Bank Account Balance Right Now, Where Can You Travel To? by chatinent: 8:32am On Sep 09, 2021
I no fit even buy the travel ticket. Abi who I wan impress?
Politics › Re: True Situation Report As President Buhari Visit Imo State Today by chatinent: 8:30am On Sep 09, 2021
They are coming with their rented crowd. Lol.
Romance › Re: Why Are Gay Niggas Hell Bent On Corrupting Straight Men? by chatinent: 8:29am On Sep 09, 2021
Nothing disgusts me than the way they touch your shoulders.


I go shift your lower jaw.

Properties › Re: Need Help With The Cost Of Building This 2 Bedroom Flat by chatinent: 8:27am On Sep 09, 2021
I'll advise you pay an expert for a comprehensive cost.

However, you should have at least ₦2m.
Celebrities › Re: Zlatan Ibiles's Son Chooses Cheese Balls Over Bundles Of Dollar Notes by chatinent: 8:26am On Sep 09, 2021
I don commot my hands for anything video for Nigeria.
Celebrities › Re: Kaffy Shafau: Marriage Isn’t An Upgrade by chatinent: 8:24am On Sep 09, 2021
She isn't only a dancer after all.


She is beauty with brains too.
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Getting Married To A Lady He Met Through Me – Lady Cries Out by chatinent: 8:23am On Sep 09, 2021
Boyfriends of nowadays are just so so minus...so sexually adventurous!
Education › Re: Plateau Community Youths Trained On Curbing Misinformation by chatinent: 8:21am On Sep 09, 2021
They are not teaching them to protect themselves. They are teaching them against misinformation. Rubbish.
Politics › Re: Terrible Abuse Of Power: Why Mynd44 Should Be Sacked By Seun by chatinent: 8:18am On Sep 09, 2021
laudate:
I do NOT believe your No. 3.

I know several people who have emailed the mods after being banned, and nothing gets done. Even I did so and nothing changed.

The mods are biased. 100%.

And sadly, nothing can change their prejudiced views. You are defending and hailing them now, because you have not been at the receiving end of their unjust bans and high-handed behaviour.

I have seen several cases where the instigator of vile comments and abuse is left to go freely, while the one who responds to check him now gets banned.

Let them continue. People like us only log back in once in 6 months to respond to friends who haven't heard from us in a long while.
I've been banned too for cases I feel unjust. Lol. I don't take Nairaland too serious.
Romance › Re: A Girl Of 21yrs Said This. by chatinent: 12:25am On Sep 09, 2021
SunshineHQ:
foolish op. na only fantasy full ur head. na ur type sars stray bullet suppose dey kill
Why are you wicked!

Romance › Re: Ever Been Stalked? by chatinent: 12:23am On Sep 09, 2021
And a gay nigga who was hell bent on frustrating me always showing up wherever I was .. it took a few niggas to mend him to leave me alone
About this, you injure for hand abi you no learn uppercut for junior school?

Celebrities › Re: Tuface Finally Speaks: I Urge Family And Supporters Should Stop This Madness by chatinent: 12:21am On Sep 09, 2021
SimplyFacts:
2Baba has spoken & the madness should be stopped immediately. I once mentioned that 2face might not really appreciate his brother dragging words with his wife in public. Social media does not solve marital crisis, it only makes it worse. If not for the kids, I doubt 2Baba is even moved all the rants.
“Tuface has spoken”...as in what? Is the fornicator God or what? Advise your man to stop his fcckitude!
Romance › Re: .. by chatinent: 12:20am On Sep 09, 2021
So it's true no bi everybody suck brest. Some Na cow milk. Ok o.
Politics › Re: 5G Not Harmful To Our Health, Pantami Tells Nigerians by chatinent: 12:13am On Sep 09, 2021
If you saw the way Pastor Chris was giving a desmond-elliot narrative against the 5G, the supposed Covid sign on the Pound note, and the sign of 666, you'd begin to think you've seen sth to hold unto.


I was waiting for him to compare other generational networks but he didn't. Whatever the 5G would cause should be in existence already from the existence of the older networks.

Even some people rumoured that trash beyond national boundaries.



No wonder itiboribo e ju obodo.
Politics › Re: Wike: God Won’t Give Nigeria Another President Like Buhari by chatinent: 12:10am On Sep 09, 2021
Wike claimed that even Buhari himself knows that God won’t give the country another president like him in 2023.

Celebrities › Re: Legendary Singer, 2baba Finally Breaks Silence On Marital Crisis by chatinent: 12:08am On Sep 09, 2021
Dear contemporary Father of All Nations,

You are wrong, accept it.

Oh, I forgot you are too big to accept your wrong lest you wouldn't have alerted the music industry you are still “searching.”

You are searching for another person's daughter you'll definitely cheat on.

Make hair grow for your head make I see.

Politics › Re: " I Am Sorry For Running Away" Ex Afghan President Begs His People by chatinent: 12:01am On Sep 09, 2021
Man's government has failed.

See en head like foodflask! Is he sorry for running away with billions of tax payers’ money?

Celebrities › Re: 2baba Breaks The Silence, Speaks Up On His Marital Issues by chatinent: 11:58pm On Sep 08, 2021
Inasmuch as I don't support any Nollywood actress, I don't take sides with Tuface at all for this mediocre at accepting his wrongs.

What a contemporary father of all nations!
Family › Re: Nigerian Lady Buys Her Husband A Benz To Mark Their 7th Wedding Anniversary. by chatinent: 11:53pm On Sep 08, 2021
FutureIsFemale:
Na man wer calm down we go buy Benz for.
Sarah, when will you buy me my own Benz? Have I cheated? Do what your mates are doing na. Ichiro m iti mkpu! Buy me sth to drive na..all you do is drive me crazy.

Politics › Re: FG Not Owing Any Doctor, Health Worker Salary – Ngige by chatinent: 2:43pm On Sep 08, 2021
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Crime › Re: Have You Been Hypnotized Before? by chatinent(op): 2:40pm On Sep 08, 2021
jabolo:
Bingo! You were subliminally placed in a suggestible mode. I can do this easily too if I ever visit your shop. Nothing like jazz.

So, how so it could have worked ...

1. You were pre-selected.
Uncle had 'scoped 'all the shops looking for cues as to how suggestible the sellers were. It seems your neighboring shops are full of people that will welcome you into their shops, arms crossed saying "yes, wetin u want?". You, on the other hand will probably smile and say "Oga, come in", eager for business.

2. Appearance
With his dressing, he cultivated an image of authority and honesty which lowered your guard further.

3. Subliminal Messages
The screen-saver probably had a subliminal message that your brain picked up but you would not conciously interpret. It could be something like an image flashing for 1/100th of a second saying "Trust me, Trust me, Trust me". If I was doing this, I will learn your route home and place posters with messages about trust, integrity etc. If I was to wear a yellow shirt on the day, I could even send you a series of text messages before (if you had a mobile phone number on your signboard) with random messages about yellow shirts. There are many ways to skin this cat.

Now that you know, you can mentally train your concious to overcome the sub-concious bias. It's not a matter of pride to learn you could be suggestible, just practice self awareness with customers. Be nice but skeptical.

Good day.
This is nice too.
Family › Re: My Husband Is A Serial Adulterer, He Slept With My Sister – Woman Tells Court by chatinent: 2:38pm On Sep 08, 2021
It was consensual. Your sister too is a serial husband snatcher.
Politics › Re: Igbo Youths Are Ready To Welcome Buhari To Imo – Ohanaeze (photos) by chatinent: 2:30pm On Sep 08, 2021
Who get better gist abeg?

Crime › Re: NDLEA Intercepts Illicit Drugs Worth ₦5.8 Billion At Apapa Port by chatinent: 2:28pm On Sep 08, 2021
Crime!

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