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Ok o. Their uniform tho.

Sure they wouldn't have the same semblance with the Nigerian female soldiers too? No going to war? Tea Girls?

World Best Mourner.

tommy589:
Check number of terrorists and number of srurendered ammunitions

You are wise, please don't tell anyone.

bayelsaowei:
....Nigeria under buhari is a huge joke...

A failed state..

A big one. Poor people have no access to the elite class but terrorists do!

anochuko01:
We had been calling ourselves baby but she got into a relationship with someone else. Na so she change my name o

Lol

Android for life.

Location please?

Lol.

Nigeria is a comic relief las las.

So there are lots of hypocrites supporting his herma.

What Ilorin hunger cannot do doesn't exist.

Hanty, your hand tattoo is doing like the Nigerian economy.

Does it suit his bad attitude?

Littlerabbit:
u were not decisive
If you were u could have made a move
Lose/win it’s 50/50
U wasted her time G

See it this way: nothing spoiled. She is happy. I am happy.

The hardship has made man unable to read more than five lines anymore...esp when it concerns politics. Btw, I am more interested in writing academic assignments as a freelance writer. I am still available to write your assignments, thesis and dissertations.

Take care of your lovelies, bro.

Oluwa dey.

Littlerabbit:
you are a nice guy who was afraid of making a move
Don’t blem the girl it’s ur fault

I wasn't afraid.

I wasn't just ready to be committed. Maybe when I was ready, she was already committed.

TheGidRedpiller:
I will go straight to the point and this thread will not see tomorrow morning.

As A Nigerian Freelance Writer, How Would You Feel If You Were Being Paid N15,000 For A 1,000 Words Write Up?

I feel we should begin. What's the topic?

anochuko01:
She called me her "brother in the Lord". At that very point I knew all was lost

You were planning to call her baby? Lol

yungchop:
I got to realise it's a friendzone the day you'll stop assuming we are all kids here reading your made up tantrums.

Ok.

igobuybenz:
The day before yesterday.

Wetin sup

Sellers have repainted all old cylinders thereby covering their numbers.

Those names don't exist. If you know, you know.

What if she was only dating herself all along?

Day 1:

She: you know you mean so much to me. Love you so much.

Me: Thank you, dear.

Day 2:
She: (call)hey, didn't see you in class today? Sure you are okay?

Me: uhmm...I was indisposed. I had this bang in my head...

She: (interrupts) ..omg, I'm coming right away. Have you eaten? In fact, don't worry, I'll cook when I get there.

Me: (lost in thought she is the perfect one)
She: you there?

Me: mmh, yeah. Thank you, dear.


Day 7: (same).


Day 100: (same care and more efforts).

Me: (took her for a good friend..same care).

Me: she's surely the right one.


Next year, month two:
Me: (plans to take a move).

(Her call comes)

Me: Ok, there's no probs. I'll be there.

(Meets)

...after a brief offpoint chat...

She: I want to tell you sth special today. Promise me you'll always be there for me after I tell you.

Me: (I swallowed my proposal since she's the one about to do it). (Stammers in mid-thought) Yeah..yeah, I mean, yeah, I promise.

She: I'm getting married in few weeks.

Me: ( brain hibernates).


In my mind, I'm like....you have been dating all these while and showing all this care? Like..you even had a boyfriend? When did all this happen!

So, I packaged both my proposal and friendzone inside my pocket.

But believe me, she's one of the best friends you can have forever!
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When did know you had been friendzoned?
Share your zonedperiences.


Lalasticlala
Dominque

What a world!

Not surprised.

Flee from premarital sex and see real people come. You then decide what you want your money for.

The FG are aware of it...the returns go to them.

I don't understand what this means at all. How do terrorists surrender to recruited soldiers who had watched their regulars, friends, and loved ones being killed gruesomely?

You mean these terrorists battle with them during the morning hours, and when the soldiers close in and ambush them, they surrender?

It's not just adding up!

Or does it mean one of the terrorist's commanders call the Defence HQ to tell them parts of their troop yearn to surrender in so-so-so date?

Or probably, the terrorists have the numbers of the elite class they call and surrender to?

Once upon a country! I don't understand anymore. In fact, if you have a writing job, I'm available for hire..whether assignments, or final year projects.

Why dating a non-Anglican in the first place?

Seniorwriter:
@SENIORWRITER

Can we chat away from here?

You speak so confidently as though your vote counts. Never heard of the term “rig?”