₦airaland Forum

motymop:
You are a simp..she has been fucking up but you took no action because of your love for her until recently when you couldn't handle it no more

He is not a simp.

You have to grow up to be wise from birth not following Nairaland unfortunate dudes who got used on the way, then climbed the regret-ladder of being redpilled! If you abstained from sex and dated when you were ready to settle down, you wouldn't be throwing amputated shades at the female counterparts for your misdemeanors.

You have to be wise at all time!

You can play a fool to be wise too!



Every redpiller was a fool who, at some point, gave in to becoming wise (your dictionary). Whatever happened to being wise from begining!

I put it to you. Redpill is your only stronghold to enduring your SIMPlified loss.

The wisdom of this world is foolishness after all.

Have a nice century.

Cudeze4:
So you are saying that speaking in tougues should be learned? I won't blame you much though it must be what you were brought up with.

Don't put words in my mouth. I never said such.

Sth is doing me to send you my last ₦3k for this good news.

CXLVII:
Doubt if their is anybody on Earth that can answer this questions.

There is.

Wait for it.

Geography?

Okay. Let me show you your future. It's below:

DoggoneDogg:
No matter how intelligent this bot is, Nigerian girls will still bore it to death.

Lol.

Uncle lalasticlala food don done.

[quote author=Cudeze4 post=105490687][/quote]It isn't for overly brainwashed people tho.

Can sb please clear my doubts?

If Jesus is God, who made the pronouncement, “this is my beloved Son in whom I am well pleased" when John baptized him in the Jordan?

If Jesus is God, why does he called himself ‘father..why have you forsaken me’ during his execution?

If Jesus is God, how come the Bible says he'd sit on God's right hand? Is he not God himself?

If Jesus is God as some people use John 1.1 to explain, how do you explain John 17:3 written by the same John?

If Jesus is God, why did the Devil make reference to God while tempting him saying “if you are truly the son of God...hurl yourself down..for God will not...”? Note that the devil has lived in heaven before and know the heaven citizens.


Any answer with biblical proofs?

Thank you.

Cudeze4:
I'm not in anyway trying to contradict anybody, but as far as i know. Speaking in tougue is the gift of the Holy Spirit. It can't be learned.

Yes, it is the gift of the holy spirit as seen on the day of pentecost.

But you see, brother, what is done today, the speaking of unknowledgeable words is pure nonsense and wasn't what was done then.

Unless you want to explain the meaning of rashidi yekini yamaha wa ka susuki from a preacher's mouth.

When people spoke in tongues in ancient times, they spoke one language and people from different cultural backgrounds, languages, and heritage, understood them.

Suppose Paul was in a Hebrew land (with non-Hebrew visitors from around) and spoke Hebrew, of the gift of the spirit, the Greeks, people of Corinth, people of Ephesus, Igbos, Ijaws, Yorubas, etc., understood him! They weren't speaking nonsense! The gift allowed them spread the message far and beyond language barriers...not speaking ecstatic pronouncements of gibberish.

Now I ask you, is what that was done then the same with what we hear and see today?


Have a nice century.

It's now they confirmed it?

Our police stations need external security and intelligence.

Ordinarily, it will take lions with Buhari confidence to attack a herd of buffalo. They hardly survive the throw over.

Barryseal:
The lion survived this? I dont think so. He looks stranded to me.

That lion will bleed to death.

falseprophet:
How is writing research assignments for students going to make the country any better? I guess this is your own contribution to the mess

It will. I survive. I bring money home. I use it to export services. Digital economy smiles. I boost GDP.

You will not be stupid forever and die of infections and STDs. Amen.

Both are easy. Just don't do it in Nigeria.

Blizzy9ja:
How can you talk about a better Nigeria and still want to write academic research for people? Is that proper? If that is not malpractice what is it abeg?

It's still Nigeria that caused it, boss.

No good jobs for people who want to work.

Ok. Let's be friends.

Wetin Swallowir do you you na.

Simdyofficial:
I fit wear artificial dick come drill o.. You go like am pass all this 2secs boys..

Upon wetin pastor tell you.

Ok ok, so show us the man now.

Actually, I don't care. Nothing can spoil my peace of mind. Abi shey bridesmaid no dey there to marry?

King James Version:

The sum of money relieved to thee, that thou sawth is nay remaining. The money that thou, your FG recovereth has be taken by the few, the rich of many means. I wept. Thou shall believeth the sum of money hath been stolen. And if thee believe, thee Art one of the wisest people alive today.

I assureth thee the present day yond human gov'rnment hast did fail. Doth not has't desire in ’t. By the way, i am available to writeth thy researcheth assignments, theses and diss'rtation

Sb: babe, how far?

Ziva: hello, my name is Ziva. Welcome to Zenith bank. I'll be your official assistant.

Sb: I like you.

Ziva: Thanks. How may I help you? Please use any of the formats to perform a transaction.

(Sends format).

Sb: wait jare, can I toast you?

Ziva: I have a boyfriend. Thanks for banking with us.

Sb: o ppooor! Who is the boyfriend?

Ziva: Leo is my boyfriend. He is of UBA.

Sb: Leo? That poor guy? Allow me be your man.

Ziva: (no response)

Sb: you mah dey vex anyhow o. Okay okay, where are you from?

Ziva: hello Swallowir, my makers are from Zenith Bank tech department. Do you want to process a transaction?

Sb: why you dey fast like this na? Okay o. Do you visit people? I want to spend on you.

Ziva: awww, no, I don't. I'm a robot and I don't have feelings.

Sb: I have feelings for you.

Ziva: it's nice to hear. If you do, please transact with Zenith Bank.

Sb: wetin carry my love enter Zenith. Na wa for you o.

Sb: Ziva, how can I reap where I did not sow?


Ziva: Become a politician.

Sb: lol. Can you tell me how much in total Zenith Bank is worth?

Ziva: I am sorry I don't have that account. Have a nice day.

Sb: (Connects SQL injector and other things to hack the bot)

Sb:

$(document).ready(function(){

  //JQ:trfFunds((my account:212144434)
TrfFrom:CBN:₦900000000.
$ifPossibleTransferall(allFunction)ampersand
deleteLogs}returnSnakeSwallowedMoney);

Ziva: shey oti ya werey? Abi Ogun wan kill your papa?


(Light fades)

Jay Jay, my man.


If only he understood the CR7-creed that football was all about goals.

Like I care.

What afternoon sun cannot do doesn't exist.

Yawns. My own bi say I dey available to write your academic research works.

There was no country.


Anytime I wake and remember I am from this international village, I mourn my happiness. This country isn't worth it. Well fam, I'm available to write your academic research assignments.

but later when he told his friends and other people including me, we all said is wrong.

He asked you and you said it was wrong. It was you not his friends.

By the way, I don't really see any issue here. Live your lives, they live theirs. Living long has some ingredients with minding your business.


Have a nice century.

Oh men.


The mum couldn't bear it.