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Family › Re: What Will Be Your Decision?? by chatinent: 10:53am On Aug 22, 2021
In a situation where I will benefit from one, I will honestly sign my wife's.


She is my superlative family here.
Politics › Re: Sowore Visits Glory Okolie, The Girl Who Was Tagged IPOB And Taken To Abuja by chatinent: 10:47am On Aug 22, 2021
I really feel for women caught by the NPF for gross cases (whether innocent or guilty).

The way these women are sexually abused routinely in detention makes tears escape my eye water gates freely. Like their no-decisions are stripped out of them for fear of getting internal bleedings or fractures from multiple baton-threats. It's a many-go-round.

I know what I mean.

Experience 101.
Romance › Re: Help a friend to solve his family palava by chatinent: 10:34am On Aug 22, 2021
sgtponzihater1:
This is not right. You have painted an ideal picture, but errors happen in life. That what it is. The question is would you leave a fellow human in a hole because he got himself there?

No one is denying being irresponsible, but how do we get out of the mess, or at least make it less messier. How do we tell family, friend, church, the pastor that wedded the couples etc.

It's easy to stay on your high horse and kick a man that is down. But after kicking him, do you leave him in the ditch. Are we infallible ourselves?

He admits he did wrong. How does he tell this to his wife with his children?, How does he keep his family that he loves so much, despite his errors?, And how does he navigate the new lady. He does not love her that much, but is in a situation that he cannot deny yet.

Cheers
Talking about navigation, it's not autopilot. Meet wife. Apologize. Explain. Accept. Regret. Redecide. Accept. Move on.
Phones › Re: Distress Seller: Infinix Hot5 For Sale 12k check pics #Sold by chatinent: 10:32am On Aug 22, 2021
MERCHANDISER:
there are pressing personal needs man need tackle urgently
You want to sell your only phone or you have another?
Celebrities › Re: Regina Askia At Adolescence (Throwback Photo) by chatinent:
I didn't see any exposed cleavage.


I didn't see any filters.


I didn't see any horse tail fixed to her eye lashes.


I didn't see any tar as make up.

I didn't see any revealing attire.

I didn't see any bras coming out here and there.

I don't see any urge in her to look “sexy.”. Of course, she understood that word to mean looking like an item for sex....an outdoor potential hooker.

I didn't see her copying Kim Kardashian, the white, in dressing abnormally.



I'm also surprised she is looking very beautiful and still got married.


I am surprised many men still craved for her attention.


I'm surprised I am seeing a woman once again.

I am most surprised she is still alive.

A little travel back then shows how a man will verily crave to see a woman he loves. A kiss was even the most expensive..let alone, seeing her undies...or if you can even dare it...have your eyes on the woman in her.

A time when the man cannot wait for the preacher to join them in marriage and he is already Stone Cold Steve Austin. He starts tearing up his wife right from the Volkswagen on the way home with the driver apologized to face front because of the overly waited many years desire to see the woman in her.

He removes his clothes from the gate till his okrika over worn boxes is beaten by the rain outside while he is with his newly wed wife inside.

He comes out with a proud grin. His muscles are relaxed now. He picks up an ax and tears the logs in shreds happily for her to prepare him anything that can go with fufu.

There were no much darlings and honeys, but there was love, respect, submission, and trust.

He then translates this urge as her standstill pride. He is glad he is the taker.

He is glad he is now a fulfilled man having conquered the woman. He can't wait anymore tearing the wood and another boxer, and a seven-yards sewn trousers is left outside as he kangaroo-runs inside to rebecome a man again with HIS WIFE.





Unlike now...


Drops pen.

To the Indomie, beauty should come with brains.

The Indomie didn't even do worse.


I am very concerned about the Gala N100.


Please, reinstitute the woman pride.
Romance › Re: Child Play: Mummy And Daddy Game, Share Your Experince by chatinent: 10:04am On Aug 22, 2021
IamKizzbrown10:
Omo bck then wen i was stil a kid, mummy and daddy play was one of my favorite. I dey knack like mad. One day na so one of our neihbor pikin wan knack my kid sis too and dey dem acted as our pikin like bro and sis. I nearly kil am with slap. But i enjoy those days oo, free sex. Share ur experince
So all the night while others were anticipating to go to church and all that, sango still succeeded in you?

The baba wey do you this thing dey church. E don give en life to Christ.
Politics › Re: Gloria Okolie Is A Member Of IPOB/ESN, A Spy Girl - Police Speak On Arrest by chatinent:
I have noticed the biggest law breakers in the world are the NPF.

Whatever happened to charging her to court! Why detain for over sixty days!

The worst thing the NPF does is that one Oga will just narrate what they want the press to publish without any prints as evidences or visuals (not framed)...and those half-baked journalists will do so. Of course, they have to since they aren't independent from the claws of the political bodies set to make their contents unbiased from the ruling party’s judgment or they'll devour them.

I admire the US style of cat-catching-rats. They'll let you deny and table all your crimes that you'll accept it before you know it. You wouldn't even remember when you gave the clothes to the tailor to sew and stole his scissors!


Besides, I support no political party or system.

Ba shi da kyau a yanke hukunci cikin yanke shawara yayin da ba mu ma da hujjoji.


I really pity for women detained by the NPF. By the way, I'm available to write your assignments, thesis and dissertations.
Romance › Re: Is This Right Or Wrong by chatinent: 9:43am On Aug 22, 2021
Your woman?

Please stop confusing the gods.

I didn't read anywhere you got married there.

I only read how you kidnapped sb’s daughter and are planning to have your way with the sister.


Who even does that?

A sister coming to stay over in her sister's husband... I mean, sister's kidnapper’s place! Fam must be so cheap and without regards for womanhood.


I wonder how ladies allow themselves become overused before marriage. What's the sweetness if he marries you again na? Many wonders those men cheat cos they'll always believe and see you a big w h o r e!


Spits.

Make una female reinstitute the stronghold una mama kept for womanhood during their time. These stories disgust.
Christianity Etc › Re: Can You Drop Your Church For Another Church - What's The Name Of New Church ? by chatinent: 9:42am On Aug 22, 2021
Image123:
Flesh and blood has not revealed this to you, the devil did.
Devil didn't create goats.


Have a nice century.
Romance › Re: Help a friend to solve his family palava by chatinent:
The problem is the guy only slept with this new girl 4 times,
It's four times and you affix “only?”

Such hoedacity!


Such brostitude!


...and does not want to loose his wife nor her trust.
You see why I rant without bias?

While we are complaining the larger quantity of Nigerian ladies cheat for the slightest irrelevant reasons, a man who has found one of the rare faithful few is also cheating on his wife but doesn't want to “lose her trust” or “lose her.”

If you were close to me, I'd headbutt you until your nose shrinks flat!



Some Nigerian men are dogs...indeed. Most of them breathe through their penis. Very stupid sets of people.

If you have the decision to have a smart affair and slept with your new concubine four times, you don't deserve prayers.

You deserve prophecies your wife finds out, and you get to become stuck with your side palaver of an affair...and that's if your wife decides not to divorce the cheat in you.



I don't mince words.


I loathe cheats!



I wonder why people tend to not value their partner's efforts to remain loyal. You aren't even remorseful (of course, some stupid things will support cheating)...you are more concerned of your wife finding out now your side LovePeddler is pregnant.

In other words, if she wasn't preggie, you would have been the discreet farmer hoeing yonder the veggies forever.


I loathe cheats. I loathe you.


Have a nice century.
Politics › Re: Banditry: Kebbi Govt Remodels SUVs Into Armoured Personnel Carriers by chatinent: 9:23am On Aug 22, 2021
A typical force guy will assume those bonnets will be used to jam people who try to escape bribing them.


This future I have seen
Christianity Etc › Re: Can You Drop Your Church For Another Church - What's The Name Of New Church ? by chatinent: 9:21am On Aug 22, 2021
Image123:
Remove Awake hawking from JWICKEDNESS and watch the occult organisation die a natural and useful death.
You'd have made more sense if you were human.
Romance › Re: Why You Should Never Assume You're In A Romantic Relationship With Someone by chatinent:
I hope this is for Americans.

The only thing that is romantic in Nigeria to one gender I wouldn't mention is the presence of money they didn't work for.


That's the most romantic feeling for them. They can even cry.
Celebrities › Re: 52-Year-Old Jennifer Lopez Shows Her Fit Physique For New Netflix Project by chatinent: 9:10am On Aug 22, 2021
It's the flat tommy for me.
Crime › Is This Message Genuine Or Scam? by chatinent(op): 9:01am On Aug 22, 2021
Did you get this message:


I got this message few minutes ago.

Christianity Etc › Re: Can You Drop Your Church For Another Church - What's The Name Of New Church ? by chatinent: 8:57am On Aug 22, 2021
Remove tithes and offerings from churches and watch all those people who claimed they were called go flight mode.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump's Border Wall by chatinent: 8:53am On Aug 22, 2021
Looks nicely constructed tho.

Flood is not friendly.
Crime › Re: Delayed Ransom: Baptist Pupils’ Abductors Threaten To Start Charging Interest by chatinent: 8:52am On Aug 22, 2021
Interest on ransom?

This is the apogee of how it has become we stopped hoping on human rulership. Such self-centered people.
Romance › Re: Help! I'm Dying Inside. by chatinent: 8:50am On Aug 22, 2021
Motivational quotes from diverse religious persons is hurtful if you aren't focused.

Every motivator speaks from their thoughts and experiences. I understand you try to use it to calm yourself...however, that's not a happiness manual.

Learn to live each day at a time.

Leave tomorrow for tomorrow.

Each day has its anxieties.

You are the best best you could ever be like if you noticed.
Politics › Re: Any Southern Governor Who Doesn't Learn From Jos & Save His People Is A Fool by chatinent: 8:46am On Aug 22, 2021
Human rulership has failed.

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Marry When Jesus Is My Role Model? by chatinent: 8:45am On Aug 22, 2021
Marrying is a personal decision. Stop using the bible to outlaw it.

Besides, I am yet to see a gospel artist who doesn't sing for personal gains.
Culture › Re: One-Year-Old Masquerade Spotted In Isolo, Lagos (Photo, Video) by chatinent: 8:43am On Aug 22, 2021
Bloggers tho. They can do anything to trend.
Christianity Etc › When Last Did You Help Sb Without Wanting A Payback? by chatinent(op): 8:42am On Aug 22, 2021
When last did you help without wanting a payback for the first time?


Yes, there are numerous career beggars. However, they are people genuinely in need. Those huge sums that you are giving an already billionaire pastor who's enriching himself can be given to the poor.

We all have needs. If you can't give it monetarily, can you give them connections...a job..or even a piece of advice?
Christianity Etc › Re: To Avoid Or To Resist? by chatinent: 9:47pm On Aug 21, 2021
Sometimes, it can catch you unawares. You have to resist.


Avoidance is not totally human.
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Why I Want Whitemoney – Jackie B by chatinent: 9:43pm On Aug 21, 2021
Scripted trash.
Science/Technology › Re: Optimus: Elon Musk Is Building A Lifelike Human Tesla ROBOT Next Year (Pix) by chatinent: 9:42pm On Aug 21, 2021
iamtardey:
Make person just get the money buy one for house...
Cruise and chills Everytime everyday. smiley
Make nepa take light?
Nairaland General › Re: Huge Python Killed In A Village In Abuja by chatinent: 9:39pm On Aug 21, 2021
Sorry o no vex, I'm seeing two odogwu in your trousers. Quote me wrong rn abeg.
Politics › Re: Fulani Herdsman With 53 AK-47 Guns Arrested In Nasarawa (pictures) by chatinent: 9:37pm On Aug 21, 2021
Why is he still alive, please?

Has the shoot at sight anyone with illegal arms order been called off?
Politics › Re: "Let Your Pressure Go Higher" - FFK Replies Critics On Pantami by chatinent: 9:33pm On Aug 21, 2021
This werey has started talking to himself again.

Politics › Re: Matthew Page Criticises America After Meeting With Lai Mohammed by chatinent: 9:30pm On Aug 21, 2021
Anyone noticed Lai’s cap has a pole always when he lies?

Phones › Re: Distress Seller: Infinix Hot5 For Sale 12k check pics #Sold by chatinent: 9:29pm On Aug 21, 2021
Hello. What's the distress all about?
Romance › Re: What Killed Him - Woman (Nyash), Friend Or Poison? by chatinent: 9:28pm On Aug 21, 2021
You were poisoning him and be snapping?

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