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Love her decent roles.

I have nothing against it if both of them are mentally, physically, financially, and spiritually mature.

Is APC the African branch?

kingphilip:
My own na sleep (abi dose self) I sleep for lecture hall, I no kee person

Wetin you mix for coke?


Btw, mukina2, dominque, lalasticlala and oamj4 come and share yours.

I hate to recall this experience.

It was a serious lecture that you dare not make noise or risk being carried over.

Everyone was concentrating on solving the chi-square until evil Pelumi whispered and remembered people in my seat how Mr. Osas jammed his head on the wall because of his height while going out some hours ago and a boil grew out his head, a really big boil..plus, the most funny thing was how he screamed with spittle dripping from his mouth.

Now this was a laugh we had laughed till stupor before Mr. James, the Statistics lecturer came in. Oh men, you know that laugh is more nutritious especially in a situation you are banned to laugh.

I was holding the laugh so hard while I stupidly mistakenly looked at Pelumi, and he demonstrated the size of the boil cupping his hands. I couldn't hold it any longer and laughed, but still holding it grudgingly until a thunder fart escaped me.

Fada lawd, please take me. To make matters worse, people began standing up and covering their nose (a shared course of about 600 persons)... I struggled in the stampede to get out of the class in shame with some other mini-vocal fart sound escaping me due to the push of people who didn't want me to touch them.


Oh, if wishes were horse.



Please share yours.

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God's Kingdom; we pray let it come, let it come.

Observing intently...

Lesson: be careful of the insider.

Unnecessary argument. Dem dey like argument pass fight.

Let's travel back to antiquity. I have a feeling there was sth Luggard's escort saw before naming this place a nigga’s area.

Cow will jam this shediot, abi na hediot.

I stopped reading somewhere.


Guess and win ₦3k card jare.

Yawns

E no go tey.

Drops mic.

Thou shall not Covid your neighbour's Life. Wear your mask. Well, I'm still available to write your business assignments, thesis, and dissertations.

ugwumichael:

Lol.

Will suffering ever stop?

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It depends on what you choose to accept, boss.

I'm patiently waiting to get rich. I cannot wait to visit an orphanage.

Yawns.

Orilẹ -ede yii ti rẹ mi.

Man's government has failed.

HIV. Amen.

Once it displays uncladness, it's nonsense and ingredients.

I really don't care.

Four if it goes as planned. Wife must retain her figure for me ojare.

I still want to call her baby even in the sixties.

Female taxes.

Oh no. I'm so sad now.

Alcohol should be banned in Nigeria.

You can't win this fight.


Let's talk about tomorrow's daily bread.

My Lord, if I may, may I?


My Lord, permit me ask my learned colleagues questions provoking interests.

May I , my Lord?

If I may, may I?


First, how do these people surrender?

Why isn't anyone asking this question?

Do they surrender to the angry frontal soldiers? I'm not sure cos those soldiers who saw their loved ones and regulars die wouldn't bargain a bullet out.


Does it mean they call the big men and discuss a bargain? Wait a second, they have their numbers? Wait another second, does it mean they are connected?


I'll pause here so my learned colleagues below can, with absolute qrandiloquence, demonstrate their degree of heededness to the above assertion.

Balanced equation is you minding your freaking business and sb is begging you to love them!