₦airaland Forum

Being a reporter is one hell of a task!

The names apart, I wonder how this dangerous near-death foolishness is a sport.

Silent man of the century. My heart goes out to you.

That one survivor who was almost killed will never visit a zoo all his life again.

The worst use of the future tense.

SmellySperm:
if u want to call me a 3.6 inches man call me directly and stop going through the corners

Cracked me up so bad. Swears.

Wait for it...don't dance yet.


Is it not Nigeria again? The peoole judging him aren't they still those ones who should be in jail forever? Relax. I am only here to tell you I am open for writing jobs: thesis, and assignments.

Just saw the CamScanner watermark in a federal sth.

Rate.

SmellySperm:
End time wife I go follow starve her in the other room

Wetin Tinubu no go see for London.


People with yam dey talk, others with Oris too dey para.

Lalasticlala, have you seen?

It can pain na.

But you that cannot settle your problems at home, inko? Iri bu ndu, will you get up there and go home.
I only looked at his display picture come know say i no go like wetin en go post.


You wanted her to come to public and pretend all is well so you can pose with your six fingers and devour the meal only to return home and continue the keeping faces where you stopped baa?


See en head like cooler mmiri oku ji.

Public latrine with many girlfriends meets public toilet with many manfriends and sbnis playing the victim card here.

Oga n’nkwu nga efugi.

Due to the tribalistic nature of the country, it seems Twitter is very efficient because every tribalist reports posts they don't want from the other tribes in numbers.

Are you saying the future has given birth to a male now?

Man's government has failed.

SmellySperm:
National Association of Islambad

0/100.


It's nonsense and ingredients.

Doings

CharisEleos:
I guess that's for the poo you ate the other day . Kikikikiiii .

Don't ever do that to a pregnant woman. It's not gentle manly.

Ok. I think I now understand the post better. Thanks.

NAI.

Guess the full meaning of the word above.

Pig!

Tinubu looks going.

With all this muscle dem still call am side chick?

Ok

Let's always be truthful, there's a difference between baby mama and mama baby.

Btw, how far Sound Sultan's wife? I hope her family members are always around her. I respect Sultan and don't want to hear anything.

Yawns.

Wetin concern egg roll with cornbeef

Overnight tumbo and cold Indomie no good sha.

Nonsense.

V

Summary In King James Version:


An accident art yonder, cometh from unawareness and devoured me, not completely, but thine Grace. I, stoodth and approached the motor car and resold it, but mine angel, my better half refusedth to oblige to accept to give out, to borrow me some petty wages. O, death, why! On her birthday, I refusedth to be an attendant and I seek, of thou, what art you advise to giveth me?

By the way, tooking baa? Cow will jam you.

All honour to you, my Lord.

My Lord, may I?

If I may, my Lord, may I accentuate to dennote, my Lord.

All thank my Lord.
My Lord, of all unflibbertiggibertous musclery,my client, Olusegun Obasanma,has just vetted that he suffers from corruptionified diabetes, my Lord. A disease that's kugbosome, in toto; an illness that doesn't come unless it comes as such a legal fracture.


My Lord, may I?

I postulate, my Lord, that others in his calibre are also in for this orialism.

I'll let my learned colleagues below opine differently or in line.


(Bows)

You have a decision to accept to be defrauded or not.

Ndị mmadụ na -emefuru ego anyị.