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Those career beggars have made the real ones unfortunate.

Today, I dey complain say I never chop morning food na so one boy come drag my top say “brother please give me money, I never chop since yesterday (x2)”. I focused my spirit to ignore him until he repeated it; I nearly broke his spinal cord if my hand touched him. This is sb I saw eating rice with about three pieces of meat while I was coming. He was the one who made me more hungry.

She has already told you she is a cross-carpet democrat yet you want to hear from us to convince you to stay with her.


How old is this juju na.

Ok.

“I am sure his account wasn't hacked.”

So you don't know some hackers don't take your account totally, they use it with you almost unknowingly...but however, because your mind is juju-centered, you are adjujudicating wrongly.

One man down.

It can only give you one of two things: a person for life or a lesson for life.


Well, I live a zero-expectation life. Nothing fit shock me for this world anymore cos I expect anything can happen. Imperfection sucks.

If it is not a forced marriage and my bride does this, it's over.


By the way, what's this forced marriage thing all about!

This is becoming unbecoming.

I prefer reading history now.

Some men disgust me! How can you lust over your own daughter when you have your wife there!


What kind of ritual is this!

mastermaestro:
I used to rate you an intelligent fellow. But this whole essay of yours shows how slow you are at thinking critically.

For a start the program is an interactive session for people experiencing difficulties in marriage. Your hatred for church growth, as if they were responsible for the poor state of your country and self, hastened you to spew rubbish just for empty 'likes and shares' from fellow dark minds like you.
Another reason you wrote this rubbish is because the theme is captioned in pure pidgin, a Nigerian version of English that everyone across the board understands fully well. Inferiority complex personified!

For GOD sake the theme is a vivid picture of how most people lament in marriages. They used this theme so they can easily reach all classes of people who are finding it very difficult to cope with their partners in marriage.

The church leadership who came up with this caption is culturally aware of its environment. I doubt you live in Port Harcourt. The word 'chei' is a popular exclamation there. People usually use it to express shock, unexpected loss or disappointment. Did you know this? This shows that the church in question knows its environment.

But look at you, you couldn't look twice to fully grasp the purpose of a relationship-healing program like this one. Boom! You vomited stinking venom all over the place.

I am truly sorry for you.

You are just angry because it has to do with your church or one you cherish.


I was expecting you to show me where I was wrong, leaving being overly religious aside.


Is church not business nowadays?


For your misinformation, I totally understood the pidgin language very well, and yes, I have stayed in Port Harcourt.

Have you stayed in other places and seen other banners and their promotional signatures?

I highly am against unbiblical extortions, and that's what most of your churches do to overly righteous free givers.


Have a nice century.

I knew many would leave it's medical knowledge and divert to sth else. Stupid people.

kenzysmith:
are u a devil or demon u lack fear of God.

Stfu, okay?

Vision101:
@chatinent
I saw this on one status on my WhatsApp. I giggled. This is the height of phariseeship. The hunger to defraud unsuspecting persons using the name of God has become dominant.

Nowadays, you can see fifteen different churches in one storey building shouting differently.



Little wonders one church sacked her pastors for not generating taxes..sorry, I mean tithes.


We are so religious in this country yet very vile, and underdeveloped. Everyday, we yell “god forbids” even to things he never forbade..to prove our being overly righteous.. We command “back to sender” when we are also evil.


Or we come here on Nairaland to see “amens” to our promotional scripture quotes for mere likes and shares.... or seek congregants to “pray for” so that our bank account can smile...even when we know Jesus taught us to pray already.


We tell our congregants that givers never lack..when we are the receivers but when they need help, they can go to God.


We tell them to bring their first fruits of their harvest. Yes, we fry the chicken with the kitchen glories, and send part of the tithes to our children in school while the widower drinks his garri in tom-foolery waiting for the appointed time.

We have left the main course Jesus came on earth and digressed to the latest trends to extorting tithes and offerings from our members by throwing crusades every now and then. What's now the difference between the church and hip-pop artistes?



We are pastors.


We called ourselves.


We are humans too.

We have to eat!

@me
What's this. The poster wanted us to talk about the relevance or otherwise of the caption of the program and you came here spewing your hatred for the church.

You is forcing you to be a Christian? If the churches and their leaders are bad set up one and show them the proper way. Mtcheeee

That's not Christianity, bro. It's a moneymaking business.

cheedemah:
Your post is so unnecessary.

Ok.

Leun:
Oga calm down, I enjoy your post but check the banner again its a youth program for a youth church m

Emphasis would be on would be newly weds experiencing difficulties in marriage.

I don't see where they wrote money

“offering time, blessing time.”

From a loved one? No

Plomo:
Just say you’re not good enough for any girl tolook at and stop blaming masturbation for you woes.

Good enough?

Even the most useless person has sb who loves them. What's your point?

obembet:
Sometimes you need to think before you comment on public forum

Stop calling a spade a shovel because it's your church or because you like them.

Too many metaphors. Mehn, let's go ebute meta for drinks.

viyon02:
Well you may have a pont, but, Jesus talk about the Golden rule which says, "whatever you want people to do to you, do the say to them"

Yeah, ✌️. It has zilch to do with karma.

Always sex sex sex!

Dem swear for una?

I saw this on one status on my WhatsApp. I giggled. This is the height of phariseeship. The hunger to defraud unsuspecting persons using the name of God has become dominant.

Nowadays, you can see fifteen different churches in one storey building shouting differently.


Little wonders one church sacked her pastors for not generating taxes..sorry, I mean tithes.


We are so religious in this country yet very vile, and underdeveloped. Everyday, we yell “god forbids” even to things he never forbade..to prove our being overly righteous.. We command “back to sender” when we are also evil.


Or we come here on Nairaland to see “amens” to our promotional scripture quotes for mere likes and shares.... or seek congregants to “pray for” so that our bank account can smile...even when we know Jesus taught us to pray already.


We tell our congregants that givers never lack..when we are the receivers but when they need help, they can go to God.


We tell them to bring their first fruits of their harvest. Yes, we fry the chicken with the kitchen glories, and send part of the tithes to our children in school while the widower drinks his garri in tom-foolery waiting for the appointed time.

We have left the main course Jesus came on earth and digressed to the latest trends to extorting tithes and offerings from our members by throwing crusades every now and then. What's now the difference between the church and hip-pop artistes?



We are pastors.


We called ourselves.


We are humans too.

We have to eat!

house10studio:
u are the son of ur father, does this mean u are ur father?


Una go just carry head put inside bible bring am. out they quote rubbish.

spit

You are brainy.

sebu4050:
Nice one

Please share sth bro.

Masturbation is the easiest sexual sin to commit. It starts with feeding the eyes with negative and arousing pictures that it becomes almost impossible to break-free.

How about you share your break-free experiences? You might be helping the needy. A whole lot of people are enslaved by solos.

I understand we love God and want to please him, so why don't we break-free now? If your goal is avoiding premarital sex, you'll definitely want to stop watching porn, and yearn to quit masturbation!

Please note, this thread is for people who honour God. If you are here to preach the redpill-sex-anything gibberish, please get lost before we find you. This thread is not for you.

Our eyes are the light of our body. This thread is designed to modify our mind's eye!


Are you ready?

Share practical ways that has helped you, or you feel could go a long way.


Help others help others.


Leggo.



Lalasticlala, seun, dominque

ICEKING95:
3rd August 2021 makes it 3 months I stopped masturbating... It wasnt easy but it is possible. How did I achieve this?
1. I stayed off porn sites. This is very very important as there are tendencies to grop your self when engrossed in porn.

2. I put my spirituality first- masturbation brings a feeling of self guilt that catapults your spirituality back to level zero. Bear that in mind and say no to it while believing in God.
3. Keep yourself occupied with positive thought always . You may derail after one month but keep fighting. I COULD, YOU CAN WE CAN�

Masturbation is the easiest sexual sin. I'm happy for you. It isn't easy. Porn is an evil factor; the more you watch, the more it is harder to break-free.

StandardJohn:
congratulations mate, the fact is once a soldier will always remain a soldier na only barrack him fit change. As a single man, masturbation has saved me a lot of cash and help me cool off when girlfriend start shakara. Hats off to whoever discovered masturbation, he's saved a lot of lives and resources.

That's because you don't follow the no-premarital-sex doctrine.

Inasmuch as I don't totally understand you, send the url. Let me check on mobile and desktop.

You mean sixteen children?

Rozcol:
hmmm I don't totally believe but life has a way of paying you back the exact way you live in it.

You reap what you sow, the bible made it clear..and I think it's where people draw the comparisons.

Karma is different; it says your future determines your today. How is that possible? Many people misinterpret Karma to meaning reaping what one sows.

VenExchange:

I love the color of your teeth. I love brown you know.




Lalasticlala, what's your view in Karma?

Do you believe in the law of Karma?

Do you know what it means or you just say and use it to agree with your points?

The karma law originated amongst Indians who practice Hinduism, Buddhism, Taoism, Jainism, and Sikhism.

It buttresses the myth of cause and effect; good and bad karma, and rebirth. Its believers say one's current life now is determined by one's samsara, that is, future life.

It promotes diabolism(its prayer wheel), idolatry (its endless knot) and reincarnation.

It's unchristian.


Think again before you agree to dogmas and beliefs.