₦airaland Forum

mariahAngel:
This is cool.

Depending on how the person inspires what you’re feeling at that very moment.
Unpredictably romantic, and romantically unpredictable.

Gbamsolutely.

Bluntemperor:
Don't blame the President alone, what happens to those ' yes have it' in the National Assembly? Are they just there sha,? Na wao,Mr Lawan!

You are right

BRATISLAVA:
You've dated her and you know she doesn't like such, yet you want to force her to in order to impress onlookers. She's not ready to kiss in front of people.

PDA isn't a must.

If I've dated her and known such, we wouldn't have done it.

That's my point; information.

ubee:
What do you mean by - "that part?" That's a traditional wedding, with no priest to say "you may kiss the bride".
Is kissing mandatory in a traditional wedding?
Is it even mandatory in White weddings?

You're probably the type that always looks out for the kissing part of a wedding, and always gets giddy and giggly like a toddler when the kiss happens.

No, you get me wrong.

I mean, she could have told the guy what she doesn't like before then.

BRATISLAVA:
Not everyone wants PDA.

The way men on this thread act like everyone must want to kiss in public is ridiculous. If she doesn't want to, it means she must be forced into the marriage, or cheating, or angry that it's not her ex.

What if she doesn't mind doing it away from the cameras?

What stops her from telling me beforehand so we could skip that part?

OkuFaba:
I'm dating my main chick for marriage,

I'm using my side chick for füçk sake

What if both are doing you the same?

No matter how much it rains, the rain cannot remove the colours of the chameleon.

It has sunk real deeply already.

Davijunson:
Na Person wey don Chop belleful dey get bad Money Habit. A hungry Man just want to be fed.

Come for a manly hug bro!

Random endearing words.

Is it for marriage?

Youthful exuberance?

Sexual relations?

To pass time?

Love?

Make e bi like say person dey call you?


Or the new normal, money?

Lollittaa:
[color=silver]You described your gender. @op,eat your breakfast in peace [/color]

Sorry, I don't get your point. English, please?

PatrickOkunima:
I'd love to join the beards gang, but can't bear the itching.

I'm going bald and it's getting worse by the day, so I'll be left with no choice but to be having skin cut, as in gorimapa. But it would make more sense if I leave some beards to go with the new look.

Is there anything I can use to stop my beards from itching?

I'll appreciate your comments.

Thanks in anticipation.

Edited:

The comments I have seen so far indicate that kids have taken over Nairaland, the romance board at least. It's unfortunate really.

Try some after-shave mixtures. The traditional ones preferably.

Sorry to digress, why did you end the freelance writing thingy?

If you embarrass me like this, I'll take the mic and call off the wedding.


Go and meet that your ex you are shy of. Nonsense and ingredients.

I didn't make any sense out of this moo-moo talk.

Observing intently...

Hyperbole.

So na bet we come bet for life. Abeg, I'm available to write your academic assignments.

Na wa o

Is DSS the FG’s bull dog?

Just hustle bro.

Forget the shes.

Useless man.

The pioneers of our suffering.

Nigeria na zero alpha.

Even Kanayo never do reach this concotion. Abi she shit give am make e chop?

Preciousgirl oya recommend Ghana girl wey sabi cook for me.

What to do?


So far it doesn't remove your wife status, if you reason with him and he disagrees, bear the family name.

Abia a naaa na ikpeazu!

Anyways, I'll write your business and finance academic assignments. I'm a click away.

Cute boy!

From a registered imbe who reasons through the passage of his anus because of political gains.


Uncultured lobbyist.

Nigeria is an international village.

Observing intently...

Amen

GOATED. � I'm still available to write your assignments, thesis, and dissertations.