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KRSWon:
He was referring to precedence.

If Twitter has to register and set up an office in Nigeria, then Nigerian websites and online shops would have to set up offices in not only the U.S., but within every country that has Internet access.

There 195 countries in the world.

Can you imagine if Nairaland, as well as every other Nigerian online company and online shop, had to open and operate an office in nearly 200 countries each?

How would Nigerian internet companies be able to afford that, especially developing country's struggling online industry that's trying to grow itself?

This shows a complete lack of understanding of how the online IT industry works.

There are 195 countries in the world.

^{21. Please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation.}

My ₦20k biko for reminding you, biko, I no want stress.

Btw, look up my ad.

Tizu:
So by 1963 Lagos don Dr get go slow ?

Wetin gala people do you?

This was orderliness to conquer traffic congestion. Those vehicles are moving.

Honesty111:
Wow.

I can see Ahmadu Bello on the pedestrian route thinking and planning how he'll be prime minister.

Don't argue.

This was Lagos in 1963:

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-mFJLjIRfhfY/YNY4f2KSLiI/AAAAAAAADMk/Bve_qAW1qnkIWS83TCk1lw2dQ9HPZ14sQCNcBGAsYHQ/s1600/1624651857249398-0.png

What changed?

Source: https://www.nopremiumtears.com.ng/2021/06/this-is-lagos-before-1964-everybody-get.html?m=1

NobleSeed:
also enlight them on the pics below ,very crucial.

Running away from campus fellowships? I don't think this changes anything.

They may have different religious inclinations. Of course, they shouldn't forget their creator and instilled principles during their youth.

Hostel or shrine?

Hahjascho:
I remember those days.....discipline pays o.

Also, the power of distraction is strong. You all need some things to keep your commitment balanced and in check. It could be a skill acquisition center, redeveloping your hobbies or a good fellowship. Don't say I didn't warn you o .

Most importantly, friend.....it only takes a wrong friend to alter your future with premium tears. In fact, it's better to be alone than with wrong friend. Be_wise.

You're potentially in school already so, forget the common slang that school is a scam....it's actually not.


Lalasticlala, help those jambites & freshers.

Gbamsolutely.

NobleSeed:
nice piece though...
But you would have make use of fresher instead of jambites nau?

I want the message clearer to these set taking Jamb.

juseng:
Nobody actually lures you to do anything.
Just when it is called, it is carried out.

The misguided may be ensnared.

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Ten (10) things every Nigerian Jambites must know before entering the University in 2021

The dream of every Nigerian student who has just finished secondary school education is to be admitted into the University to pursue a career. After going through the ups and downs of writing Jamb exams, there are caught up in the middle of what the future has in store for them.

In a few months from now, some students will begin processing their University Admissions.

I was going through some Facebook groups and saw questions from one of its members asking how the University world looks like.

Hence, I present to you all prospective University students ten (10) things every Nigerian Jambites must know before entering the University in 2021.

1. The lecturer wouldn't pet you because you are a fresher, so sit up!
A reverse psychology would happen! Some lecturers will try to outsmart you if you aren't careful because they'll feel you are the most vulnerable set of students in the school.

You know, jjc ( Jimmy Just Come).

These are more reasons you'll need to become vibrant before and after admission.

Most of you were bookworms before admission, don't relent. Keep the positive energy alive. It pays to read!

2. Do NOT follow the “dem no dey carry first” or “las las school na scam gang”.
Every university student knows this. The moment you are enrolled and exams are fast approaching, you'll begin to see this gang coming around, especially if you are brilliant.

They'll use that language to lure you into either engaging in malpractice for them or helping them out in one way or the other.

Should you be disturbed? Yes.

This is your life you are pursuing! You owe nobody pity. They wouldn't read but want you to share the efforts of your sleepless nights with them, hence they project and garnish their failure with those never-ending poetry.

Life in the University is not like in the secondary. Be prepared. Yes, like a hunter going to hunt prey, if you are prepared, no task will seem new to you.

Remember, a first-grade and third-grade graduates aren't the same. Don't let anyone position your mind against learning.


3. Hail you Punters.
I will not mince words with you at all. When you were in school, you receive stipends from your parents, to sustain you during lunchtimes and all whatnot. Of course, it will continue.

If you are a diehard gambler, your education will end in premium tears. I had a coursemate who used his school fees to gamble hoping to win billions and be richer than Elon Musk with 100 staked.

You can guess the aftermath, he ended up being disappointed and losing two things: his billionaire quest, and the only thing that made him human; his education.

During exams, he'd cry and beg lecturers to allow him to sit for these papers, with unrealistic promises to pay these bills. Of course, nobody listens to your shortcomings during this period! My Mr Punter friend is now a conductor in one of the busiest garages in Lagos.


4. Prostitute-in-law.
Honestly, honey, a tertiary institution will not check how you live your life. If you think you are coming down here to showcase your oloshopreneurship, it will end in premium tears. It always does!


Ashawo no bi Forex.


Some lecturers would like your type and make sure they suckle out the last life in you before you finish your stay there ( that's if you would die of sexually transmitted diseases, being affected with a lifelong infection, or escape failing the course).

The girl child is the most vulnerable. They tend to abandon the normal path to education they came for and start keeping numerous boyfriends ( money boyfriends, intimate boyfriends, senate boyfriends, vice boyfriends, mechanical boyfriends, and the floor members). It will end in premium tears!

“Aren't people aborting unwanted children?” you may ask. Think about it, who is at loss? You? Your future? Your boyfriend(s)? Or me? The answer is written in gold.

5. Sexually transmitted grades.
You are most likely to meet these lecturers! They will make the course so tasking for you that your last resort is to sort. Sorting means trading by barter.

To males, they can easily demand bribes in exchange for grades. To females, three things are involved. Some may request money. Some may want to have carnal knowledge with you. Some may want both. This is where your principles should be alive.

Yeah, I get it, you don't know the course. You don't know Maths, you never knew it..and that may be the only way. You have a paused brain. What is stopping you from know that course is YOU. You never tried! You never challenge yourself!

You are always there to glue to the intelligent folks..as though they have four heads. Funnily enough, what you do not know is that the thin line between brilliance and intelligence is the person. You have to challenge yourself. Attend lectures regularly, read before lectures.

6. To succeed, attend all lectures. Read before lectures. Keep squares out of your circles.
The adage “show me your friend and I will tell you who you are” rings a bell. You are the mirror of the company you keep, no matter how it is easy to deny it.

Keep squares from your circles. You aren't here to make friends. You are here to build those holes in your life.

Tips: “Some of our parents had to sell their lands to sponsor us. Some of our family feed from hand to mouth. Some of us are the light of the family. Don't compete with those who depend on their family when your family depends on you.”


Do you know?
You have all the time in the world to misbehave but only a few moments to decide to be useful before you become useless for life! Choose the right course; not everyone there had a future.

7. Exams are quite easy. You don't just realize how.
The simplest part of the whole semester is during the exams. I understand, you'd argue. Well, that's because your circle of friends right from childhood has made you believe that it is the hardest part.

You are wrong.

Do you have the onions?

The best way to pass any exam are:

1. Attend all lectures; never come late, always concentrate and engage the lecturer.

2. Keep your notes home.

3. Make mnemonics. Make study aids.

4. Play. Yeah, play, all work, and no play makes Jack a poor boy.

5. Study again during silent hours. Remember, all play and no work makes Jack an efulefu.

8. There is a time for everything.
Even the bible had this jotted down for a reason. There's a time to enjoy life, and there's a time to be serious. Late-night parties wouldn't make you the super gee or slay queen!

It makes you stupider than those safeguarding their lives in their hostels. Whereas, the days are cruel now so late-night parties are definitely an open trap for anymore who wants to live long.

9. Dress code.
This is where common sense and principles meet. You see those tighties and revealing attire you thinking you'll have a privilege to wear, well done. Welcome to be used as a bad example. One notion you will be awarded will be what you are!

The way you are dressed is the way you will be addressed.


Girls no longer wear mini-skirts. They now walk in underwear and braless tops. Is this fashion or premature imbecility? Dress well, it pays.

10. Action plan.
Be like the Joseph who rejected the advances of his boss’ wife! Be the Shulamite! Be somebody's role model.


Now tell us, what other things can you advise our Jambites? What will you as a Jambite do to remain successful? How has this post benefited you?

Source: https://www.nopremiumtears.com.ng/2021/06/ten-10-things-every-nigerian-jambites.html?m=1

There are richer Igbo men who don't make mouth than him.

Yesterday vs Future.

Chinua Achebe was right.

Papichulostunne:
Change your plug bro..

Sir, what may I change it to?

What will happen to the advert on your signature?

Nezzjnr:
Werey even advertise am

E shock me. Swears

Brainwashed lot.

Don't mind them.

[quote author=drmikeadams post=103038036][/quote]No bi lie. Thanks for your comment.

drmikeadams:
Na same tin for my side,three of us na singles, others na married with kids,, we pay same thing ..so the trick is having all those power consumption appliances.. we no dey follow them fight

Swears, you go bad.

Lol

Study the picture well. That place the picture stopped is where the road stopped.


Nigeria na cruise. Lol.

Epositive:
Tell him the truth and the truth shall set you free.

Free from employment baa? I love you.

All this grammar untop ₦30k wey dem fit pay?


I go just come and be going.

Righteousness2:
That is not normal! There is nothing scientific about it. That looks like a mark of identification. Probably has something to do with Spider, Scorpion etc.

This World is Spiritual and if you are Carnal you will be used and wiped off as a Christmas goat.
99.2% of events that come out in the Physical is first Concluded in the Spiritual realm.

She needs to be Pray. Prayers needs to be made. Do not take it for Granted.

These are the prayers that should be made.

1.Nullify whatever evil it represents in the Name of JESUS.
2.Bind, Bomb and Blaster the kingdom/ altar that it originated from in the Name of JESUS
3. Destroy and Monitoring instrument used to monitor and track her in JESUS.

Most Important, She should confess and repent from iniquity and sins.
Prayers make sense when there is Holiness.

Just for common injury you don dey find client?

petra1:
its an occultic witcraft!. Thats if yiur story is true and not a prank. one of the work of withcraft is marks and cuts un the body. Some appear like razor cuts . some appear as marks of cane or whip . i heave dealt with this for yearsand im very sure what im talking about . She should see a deliverance minister. or let her reach me.



nonsense

Deliverance minister awon businessmen or who?

Abeg, gbogbo hen sha dey try. Every small thing una go direct person to a pastororenuer also needing monetary deliverance.

drmikeadams:
If the money is not so much ,he should comply and pay and buy air-conditione, boiler and iron to consume more,if the money is much ,he can argue with them through am not sure of him winning

Boss, diẹ ninu awọn aladugbo ko ni aiya. I think this is okay if he can afford it. As in, make e just make sure e dey use like four rooms joined together baa?

drmikeadams:
How much is ur bill??

Does this question really matter?

He's talking about fairness not sb reminding him he has to be richer.

Bro,

I think you are fighting for what you think is right.

I was once in your shoes. Then, as a student, I was in one room (not self con). There were also about five other single rooms there occupied. More so, they were family men with two-rooms and so on.

The landlord occupied a bungalow in the same compound...but the funny reality was when they was a nepa bill, it is expected we pay the same amount as those who use more rooms and more appliances.

We students always complained. The highest voltage in my room was my pressing iron: I had no tv then, no CD.

Because it was favouring the landlord and other self-conceited tenants, they bluntly politicized our concerns.


This thing happens in virtually every rented places. It is a pain we much bear.

If you lay much emphasis on it, those tenants with more rooms will develop hate for you and start keeping malice. Selfish pastards!

What I'll do? I'll not disconnect..because that kinda landlord no go gree you connect again. More so, I'll spend more using fuel for gen. Just behave like you are the only reasonable person there. Go to work, come back. Pay the bills, no much talk. Let other concerned neighbours continue fighting your battles if they like.


Injustice is among the founding founders of Nigeria, bro.

While you have decided to think this is a spiritual attack, I am only seeing an injury. Check this out: what if you mah come realize say she go sleep on top sth wey get this shape, then the thing come leave prints or scars after a cut?

mrfreestuff:
Hmmm. Twitter is currently a loss making company at a time most of its competitors are making gains. At a loss of half a trillion naira, Twitter needs the strategic Nigerian market if you check out their lose making 2020 financial report released here https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/twitter-announces-fourth-quarter-and-fiscal-year-2020-results-301225278.html#:~:text=2020%20revenue%20was%20%243.72%20billion

I don't think their Ghana office has fully taken off though.

Yes, there would be losses. Yes, the traffic from here would be reduced.

But sir, they'll still fend well.

Indian is multi times bigger than Nigeria. Even after banning it, they fend well.

My Lord, if I may. May I?

My Lord, may I proceed to tender a possible suggestion as to what the defendant postulated in toto.

My Lord, may I?

From the footage, my Lord, I believe these are not men dressed in the national police cardigan...unless it is questionable as to where these known gunmen got the police van from.


My Lord, if I may, may I? Thanks , my Lord.
In an inconsequential tune, my Lord, having my learned colleagues beneath me in mind, I believe the men wanted to assassinate my client, by double-crossing him and sending his life yonder.

If I may, my Lord, May I?

This is a case of the hired known gunmen we always have known for bribe-taking. My Lord, may I proceed to hand the mic to my learned colleagues below, if I may, so they can contribute based on anecdotes who is paying the piper for the tunes.


Bows.

Remember the words: human government has failed.

Twitter will fend well without Nigeria. However, sometimes, these popular apps need to fullfil all righteousness in taking the lead to meet a country when they become uneasy.