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JohnOkolo:
Mum No

Dad Not at all

Why?

Qatar2022:
Dad yes yes yes
Mum never

Wow

Funnily enough, I don't care no more.

Vii vii hen.

Man's government has failed.

What you have is the knowledge to beseech for money. Work towards making the money like your life depends on it.

To think this is a tertiary institution still baffles me. I wonder why she is compelled to welcome sb she really doesn't want to.

Are we travelling back to antiquity? Is this the modern hail-Hilter tactics being employed? Who is happy to welcome a failed government, even by force? Should everyone feign happiness?

I won't lie. I'll tell you the truth; man's government has failed.

Meanwhile, I am still available for hire to write your assignments.

Cindy222:
Johnny Drille is AMA to the ZING....Purely AMAZING....

Love you for this.

In Nigeria, no.


E get why.

^{She is very nice to me and she possess the qualities I want in a woman.}

..in a woman or in an aunty?

G

jaxxy:
After all ur talk u still didn't make much sense. I thought u were going to suggest we all move to mars or Jupiter where things are better with the extra terrestrials.

Could it rather be that my post exceeded the length of sense you could take in a day?

espn:
I tell you...When I listen to Rema...all I see is garbage...Omaha lay...rubbish...

I dey tell you.

Dem get connect come blow no mean say dem sing reasonably.

I prefer lyrics to rhymes.

Infolenka:
Lol. Rema's song was included in FIFA 21 and he did a live performance at the premier. Rema can sing a multitude of genres and is very versatile as an artiste. He is even bigger abroad than he is in Nigeria.

Omah Lay's Lolo video has done better to promote "Africaness" than any video Davido has ever done, and that's saying a lot.

Omah Lay's songs have meaningful lyrics that are delivered in a form that the average Nigerian on the street can relate to. He infuses street talk and slangs into his lyrics and still manages to stay on the theme. That's not easy. That's why a lyrical legend like Tuface came out to say he is Omah lay's biggest fan.
Listen to Hey brother for instance. That's a very deep song with very powerful lyrics. No davido's song can make song emotional impact.

Also, Omah Lay's sound is just different, almost futuristic. Dude is a musical Maverick

I won't want to sound brusquely but believe me, brother, Rema's affiliation with Fifa doesn't mean he sings reasonably. It could possibly be he has a reasonable connection with them.

Omah Lay's tunes are good for the rhymes...in reality, I mean pen-and-paper reality, he sings rubbish.

Don't get me wrong. These singers could offer better but the world doesn't want better; it wants the rubbish so they do it for the money.

In Nigeria, when you hear that the law was remembered on a particular issue, understand that a mid-bribe agreement has gone wrong. Or possibly, another partisan scramble.

That's to show you that you should never believe the captions of any Nigerian news the way bloggers or newspapers put it. There's always more to it. It is always influenced.

After all, what's the need of all the multi-parties we parade at the national level when the peace of the country is shifted and everything dilapidated? Would it increase Mama Chioma's kpomo in my stew? Or Iyawo Tutu's eba? Man's government has failed. Don't ever put hope on human government. Su ne mafi munin abin da ya same mu.

Anyị kwesịrị ịmụtakwu ịnabata ibe anyị, not otherwise. By the way, Adaeze, Ebee ka nri m dị? Will I wait till eternity or do you want the water on my hands to dry off?

By the way, I am available for hire, assignments writing.

So the bribe they stole from long queues during the NIN exercise hasn't been enough?

The bribe they stole when they intentionally omit a letter in your name so you'll pay ₦15k for correction isn't enough, right?

The bribe of selling a photocopied page for ₦1k, and not accepting the one you printed yourself isn't enough right?


Man's government has failed. I'm still available to write your assignments tho.

Observing intently...

So God has called her too?


Family business.

Another billion about to be looted for a work of ₦3k.

I'm still available for assignments writing.

I wonder what this guy thinks Rema and Omah Lay sing either. Besides, isn't the Grammy overrated?

I am yet to find a useful Rema's song.

Omah Lay is all about the rhymes, no meaningful lyrics.


Talk about lyrics, talk about Johnny Drille.

How did I get here

This rubbish program is never for me.

Nice one, sir. Way up.

I remember two soft drinks sha.

The world has deteriorated...mehn.,, even anwuru didn't save Swalowir.

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10 Things Every New Nigerian Blogger Must Avoid IN 2021

Do you intend to go into blogging, or you’re a newbie who just stumbled on some random post about how lucrative blogging can be and decided, “yeah, let's own one” It wouldn’t be such a terrible idea, would it?



Blogging is quite rampant in Nigeria, well, in a good way! But let's face it, how often do you see upcoming Nigerian bloggers live up to expectations?

Quite rare, I know! This article will take you through 10 things every new Nigerian must avoid going into blogging.

Read on to find out the 10 things every new Nigerian Blogger Must Avoid in 2021, starting with;

1. Choosing a wrong niche


It all starts with the right niche! Truth be told, not every Nigerian would be reading a blog post on ‘How to save for winter' when it doesn’t even snow in Nigeria.

Picking a niche to blog on is where new Nigerian bloggers fail. Therefore, try as much as possible not to follow this path.

2. Having ‘No’ passion for what you blog about


Have I mentioned passion breeds commitment? Well, let's face it, why would you be committed to what you're not passionate about? It's that simple!

Just because a Blogger friend of yours is making a lot of cash blogging does not mean you should go into it without the right drive or passion; I mean, if you've got the passion, then yeah, you can pursue blogging; otherwise, this is one of the mistakes new bloggers make when they first go into blogging.


3. Avoiding keyword research


Wonder why you struggle with blog traffic and rapidly decreasing page views? It’s because you aren’t doing enough keyword research or not doing any keyword research at all!

Most new Nigerian bloggers fail to do this when starting out. Additionally, conducting keyword research increase the chances of your post coming up when searched for.

4. You’ve got no experience at all, don’t blog about it!


Carry out in-depth research into some new Nigerian blogger's contents, you'll find that they're just in for the money it brings in. While that could be a good thing, blogging should be firmly glued to a wealth of experience on whatever you choose to write about.

Imagine blogging about Automobiles when you have not the slightest idea what a crankshaft is.

5. Picking an isolated Niche


Let’s be sincere, making money off your blog is one of the most significant benefits it serves to its owners, but choosing an ‘isolated' niche could throw your efforts down the trash.

An isolated Niche is one that no one searches about. For example, a lot of people care about fashion and traveling and will often search for things related to that, but choosing an isolated Niche means that you will get less audience, thereby reducing the amount of money you make from your blog.


6. Ignoring SEO


As a new Nigerian blogger, the term SEO must have popped up in a few forums of blogs, but are you integrating its methods into your blog?

Search engine optimization, short for SEO, is an act of making your blog contents easily found by search engines. Thousands of searches are made every day, and your contents' chances of appearing top depend on your SEO practices.

Unfortunately, this is undoubtedly where most new bloggers fail. Not indulging in the best SEO practices at an early stage would inevitably lead to less traffic.

This implies less cash made from your blog, and with time you may need to leave blogging for good as you need to constantly renew your hosting plan and domain name subscription, which comes from the money made from your blog.

7. Getting obsessed with views


I understand when newbie Nigerian bloggers go ahead and create blogs cause they thought they'd get the same traffic as the blogs that inspired them.

Undoubtedly more page views implies more readers, which pushes new bloggers to start feeling excited for the moment.

However, it would be best if you weren't obsessed with page views or the numbers your blog posts rack up initially; instead, focus more on providing quality and value in your content, and your numbers will grow with time.

8. Underestimating the power of networking


Newbie bloggers often make the mistake of thinking every other blogger in the same niche as theirs is a rival, true to some extent.

Still, you could be benefiting more than you could ever imagine, like tips, walkthroughs, and even friendly advice that could save you a lot.

9. Falling into the multiple offer trap!


One big mistake every new blogger makes is opening the doors to every Nick and shabby offer out there. Yes, the feeling can be overwhelming, but does it go down well with your niche or audience?

So take necessary precautions where needed and learn to say “No" calmly and respectfully when it doesn't sit right with you.

10. Packing your bag when the party hasn’t even started


I get it, you’re not making a lot of money as you expected, this can be traced to a whole lot of reasons like poor search engine optimization, lack of keyword research, wrong niche, and more, hence your reason for packing your bags when the party hasn’t even started.

Building an established blog takes time, passion, and commitment to pull through. If you're doing all of this or you've probably quit your day job to focus more on your blog, and it’s only becoming increasingly frustrating, then take a few steps back and rethink, what are you not doing right?

Take notes and be patient as most times you’re just an inch close to your blogs’ breakthrough only to give up early!

Source: https://www.nopremiumtears.com.ng/2021/06/ten-10-things-every-new-nigerian.html#more


There you have it, 10 things every New Nigerian Blogger Must Avoid in 2021. Let’s know what you think in the comment section below!

Dad, no.

Mum, prayer answered.


What about you?

You mean it's expensive or that if Jesus came in our time, he wouldn't want to wear a time keeper?

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