₦airaland Forum

Fahdiga:
It doesn't matter after all old wine tastes better

Fahdiga:
Amen to your prayers. when that time comes you will be my right hand man. any person you wanted us to throw in jail I won't hesitate. starting from the demented Neddstark, fuckosupigs, thatfairguy1, helinues, Iamwonderful, Johnmatus, Soulmus and other miserable zombies. all of them will be in jail for life. I will marry Chatinent if she have received sense by then. do you agree or should there be any changes

omojesu202:
kai you're the son of ya father. A true Nigerian ni e.
ekele mu oo

papiforreal:
How do you gets to speak Hausa fluently?
I think we have it better in the northern part, may be because of our Conservative nature and religious injunction tho.

Oreoluwa5:
u dey hear the three major languages

igbosoupkitchen:
In those days, when men see girls who are their sister's or daughter's age mates misbehaving they caution them and even discipline them .
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These days men pay to see girls misbehave ,,, not minding these girls are their sister's or daughter's age..
Beyond paying them, they boast to their friends how they misused the girl,post it online and encourage the friend to go and try too...

These girls turn out to be people's sisters, daughters, grand daughter's, fiancee, wives etc

Now these same men are asking " why are there no good girls anymore""" Who will I settle down with?

Alas! The beautiful, good ones are not yet born

Polynek:
But wait oo I wanna ask, kedu ihe Ina akowa, By the future is female already. explain to me, bcox Abu m onye ohuru na Dix Nairaland

Shellsploit:
My guy!

Polynek:
Dix your comment don off me oo ;DDix your comment don off me oo

mattmogan88:
Many of us must've come across this picture or meme. We all must be wondering what really transpired that resulted to this bone shattering tackle.

Well this happened at one local government in Anambra State, it was a cultural day celebration, the ceremony hasn't kicked-off yet. The elderly man that delivered the tackle was chief of the ceremony while the poor guy was the MC,

This was what happened…...

" The Dj gave a faulty microphone to the chief of the ceremony, the chief now approached the MC to exchange the microphone, the MC refused and told the chief to go collect another microphone from the DJ, the chief felt disrespected and to everyone surprise, the chief delivered a life threatening tackle to the MC and quietly collected the microphone. Luckily The poor MC broke just his arm but unfortunately he (the MC) couldn't continue with the ceremony.

Note: I was the guy that took the well timed tackle, I think I deserve CREDITS.

darkwan:
dont listen to butt hurt people like biafrans....
they are pained because of loose of the civil war....

to understand nigeria,you must understand the history of africa....

nigeria was and is champions of the black race....
and nigeria doesnt even bother to drag titles....

when liberia was burning,we moved....
when gambia was burnin,we moved....

soo....

bmcariyo:
You loaned your friend N4,000,000 last year and since then, he has refused to pay back, which has really deteriorated the friendship.

You beg him to just pay you N2,000,000 and forget the rest because you are in a financial crisis. Your friend then says he can only get you N1,500,000 since that's all he has.

You feel like you have no option but to accept. You eventually give him your account details to send the amount directly to your bank.

You wake up the next morning, checked your account and there is N15,000,000 in it. You kept staring at the screen in disbelief but it is indeed 15m.

You grab your phone and find 53 missed calls from him and an additional 27 text messages begging you to transfer back N13,500,000 since he only meant to send N1,500,000 and mistakenly added an extra "0."

As a well-brought-up person, what are you supposed to do?

1. Send back N13,500,000/=?
2. Take your full N4,000,000/=?
3. Keep the entire N15,000,000/=?
4......
5...

#FoodForThought

bmcariyo:
You loaned your friend N4,000,000 last year and since then, he has refused to pay back, which has really deteriorated the friendship.

You beg him to just pay you N2,000,000 and forget the rest because you are in a financial crisis. Your friend then says he can only get you N1,500,000 since that's all he has.

You feel like you have no option but to accept. You eventually give him your account details to send the amount directly to your bank.

You wake up the next morning, checked your account and there is N15,000,000 in it. You kept staring at the screen in disbelief but it is indeed 15m.

You grab your phone and find 53 missed calls from him and an additional 27 text messages begging you to transfer back N13,500,000 since he only meant to send N1,500,000 and mistakenly added an extra "0."

As a well-brought-up person, what are you supposed to do?

1. Send back N13,500,000/=?
2. Take your full N4,000,000/=?
3. Keep the entire N15,000,000/=?
4......
5...

#FoodForThought

manolates:
Na everywhere e dey o. God go intervene fr this matter.

Their:
Seun is more matured than Mynd44, so it will end as fun not ban

manolates:

Crunchyg2:
By taking him as lord and Saviour is by accepting in your heart that Jesus Christ is your saviour and you say it with your mouth. Then you are saved. When this present world ends you will be among the people that Christ will come to take to heaven.
The new heaven and the new earth. Is what we will have after this present world has been destroyed, there will be a new heaven and a new earth that will be joined together and there won't be any demarcation again between the earth and heavens and the only people that will have opportunity of being their are people who believed on Jesus Christ as their Lord and their saviour