₦airaland Forum

Start becoming a man.

Zzor:
im everywhere and anywhere

Send mail.

Stereotype.

Zzor:
aint you supposed to be a virgin,why are you asking her of her address

Lol.

How do you find my posts so easily even when I try to hide them from you?

I must buy it then.
What I have been waiting for.

He has:

Dammy Isheri

Dammy Ikotun

Dammy Mile 2

Dammy EwaGoyin Bringer

Dammy From Travel

Dammy Big front teeth

Dammy sister

Dammy big forehead

What else did you want?



Dear, manage yours.

A good motive to kill some foreign business.

It infers nth. He may have many Dammies.
So, which part of Ikeja do you stay or should I mind my business?

After God fear that gender that always need N2k urgently.

Fans that cannot help the poor. Is that one a fan?

Same country. Same shit.

This is Nigeria.

I refuse to comment.

lol

Audio.

Life like a list.

It's all about connection. You can study spraying bedsheet and get a good job with connection.

How rubbish is glorified.

They plan to reclose schools.

iLegendd:
Falling from a coconut tree 15 years ago when I heard my entire community screaming. I didn't know why they were screaming.

Here is the short story. In my community, we have two oil companies (Total and Agip). For the past 5 years, Total E&P has been building a gas turbine for us, but we lost hope because it has taken so long. Agip was also building one. The plan was to give 24/7 constant free light to us based on MoU.

We do use NEPA and Total pays the bill — in billions of Naira. Meaning: we don't pay NEPA bills, but the light wasn't constant, yet NEPA keeps billing these oil companies every month.

One day, I was at a bushy garden with a friend, a little far from home and houses to pluck coconut.

All of a sudden, we heard the loudest scream on Earth and he didn't know what was happening. Since I was at the top of the coconut, I paid attention and heard, "Light don come, light don come."

I sighted a 2-storey building and saw light everywhere. Omoh, I screamed and guess what? I let go of my hands at the top of the coconut tree (out of excitement) and slammed myself on the ground. I almost died, but I stood, picked my machete and we started running home. We didn't care to carry any coconut again.

We got home and truly, it was a f*cking full voltage light unlike NEPA. It even destroyed some people's appliances and bulb.

So, for 15+ years now, we have always had free constant light and most people here don't use gas, but electric stove. It saves cost on gas cooker and fuel.

Though, once in a while, when some crazy rain bring down polls or destroy transformers, there is blackout for some days or weeks until they get fixed.

We went back to the bush after our eyes don clear to pick our coconut, but we couldn't see them. Sharp guys don move am. Fruit and vegetables were actually free and surplus back then, so we didn't care.

Thanks for my life and all the crazy/dangerous risks I took as a teenager. I had even worse adventures than this, but let me not talk about them because they are scary. I'd rather write a book with them and make money than share them for free. Content Is King. Your stories (when packaged) can make you rich, so be wise. #Smile.

If I were you, I wouldn't still have left the coconut for Nepa. No bi Naija again?

Kriss216:
Avoidance ain’t rude. He will decipher and bounce.

Avoidance.
That's one.

Durentt:
sorry. it's normal to not want to have a liar as a close friend though.

sorry I didn't read before posting.

just tell him to keep his distance

It can't literally work because he's actually going to be where I'll be working.

internationalman:
Start being out of sight of him. As the saying goes out of sight out of mind



I bet you would oppose your your stance if Laycon were your friend right now.

I wish it was that easy but he seems ubiquitous in my areas of work.

DenreleDave:
Hmm.. Stay wth him.... Don't leave.. Accept your fate

Like he's the one pushing the closeness. I really hate it when people talk too much, coupled with the fact that 90% of what he says is lie.

I can manage that.

The part I can't condole is the hypocrisy. In derogatory words, he is a gossiper. A big one.

Kriss216:
Evening newspaper, disappear from here now!

Pls let her be, I don't hate her.

Durentt:
I hope you're perfect yourself for wanting to leave someone for his weakness?

btw just tell him that you prefer to keep your distance

Pls read my post again.

Kriss216:
Unclose the friendship for your sanity.

I'm quite untrained in being rude. Teach me what you'll do.

Zzor:
So we have men who also behave this way lol, it shouldn't be a big deal for you to outrightly cut him off.

That how is what I don't know.

Kriss216:
Una still dey do “close friend” for this country

The earlier you realize you’re the close friend to yourself, the better for your growing up.

Bro, I didn't make him close. He made himself.

I just had to use the word to harness my point.

internationalman:
Hypocrites that's what we all are in this country and this world.

Would you turn down the chance to participate if winning is guarantee for you

I will even for a billion dollars.

Hi fam,

I have this close friend who is a hypocrite. Hypocrisy to the extent that he says sth to me and says sth else outside. He lies in every two words he speaks.

I've been advised to leave him for his doubled tongue but how can I find the nearest exit without sounding rude?