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Always submitting budgets without accounting for previous ones.

Yawns.

That woman is badly injured. What a pity.

Life like a mist.

Olude193:
Money is the root of evil

And you still use it to buy stuffs?


The Bible didn't say money is the root of evil. it rather said that the love of money...

If it's in Nigeria, it's not a death sentence. In fact, she's as free as you and I.

I think it's Google Drive or iCloud.

Geedy:
In Olamide's voice "melo melo, melo melo mofe wi, melo melo, melo melo mofe so"

Mehn when I looked back at wht I've done as a child n look at d circumstances surrounding me today, I say to myself it's a pay back time.

I'm ds guy with innocent luk, but within me is an abode of d demon.

Shd I talk abt hw I'll shit in a nylon n throw it across to our neighbor's comp, r hw me n my geng will set people's farm ablaze, r hw we'll leave school during teaching period and went to people's farm to pluck oranges, pineapples, cashew even kolanut, I can't tell it all, I did sht as a child.

The one I can still vividly remember was wen I brought my partners in crime to our house. There used to be ds lime tree in front of our house owned by my landlord (ds man a retired teacher then, get craze for head).
We plucked a bucket-full of the lime, dug hole n play snookers with it. Dat was how d man (landlord) caught me d my guys in act, we hd to run n leave evrythin behind. We set out for anoda place, play until d evening, everyone went dere own separate places.
Knowing wht lies ahead of me at home, I hd to sneaked in. Few minutes later food was set, as a family we eat in group.
To cut to the chase, that was how ds man just showed up from no where, alas! I want to run but no other way outta the room.
He held my hand and drag me out of my parents gently. It's obvious my dad wasn't surprised he knows wht I'm capable of.

Here's the funny part:

As d man was dragging me I hd to hold unto a metal which was nailed to the door. He pulled me but he couldn't since he's old. My dad nw told me in my language (Idoma) "byo kankan" meaning hold it very tight, and at d same time told the man in Yoruba "Baba efa daadaa" meaning Baba pull him very well.

He kept repeating d same thing to me n d man vice versa.
As an elderly man he pulled me with all his energy until he wears out.

Then of course he thought of another way by biting my hand off the grip, that was how he finally got me. Out of the trouble I hv let him pass through, he beat the shit outta me. lol.

Should I say that was hypocritical of your dad?

I find this show and anything about it irrelevant.

Jesterfly:
It was in the early 90s, I think I was in pri 1 or so.
We were living in police barracks, bompai kano. I was playing football with my mates outside while my mom was on her sewing machine inside and boiling water as well for my bath. So I came and she asked me to check the water whether it was ok for my bath, I went to where the water was, saw it boiling, instead of me to go back and tell her the water was boiling, I foolishly dipped my hand inside the boiling water, maybe to feel whether it was hot or not, Na so the water shock me o, hit me on the ground and the boiling water poured on my body. Till today the back of my right hand is scarred, my groin is also scarred from that incidence.

The water will become like stone.

Living them to wallow in abject poverty. Does he think he does it better than the rich who have just few? Some kind men sef.

It's about a person not a tribe.

Ok o. I reserve my comments.

LOL.

Yawns.

temi1290:
E shole the two of you na

Then, na only me I concentrate.

Kola5281:
hmmmmmmm.....the day i wiped my ass after defecating with one suya paper lyk dat in the bush. Ladies and gents, my ass turned red and I saw the 7 heavens that day.

I am just laughing unlike a gentleman. LoL.

Is he related to Okon?

It was crazy me growing up with no fatherly love, but pain, punitive comments and actions.

Well, it is still crazy I made a difference.

Basitelo1:
Bros u na confirm witch

I dey tell u

Nigerian pidgin follow gan.

I wish I could. I have no pen with me.

luminouz:
Lol...then I'm right when I say you know NOTHING!!!

I also believe you.

Anny505:
I remember when I nearly killed my cousin who was also the same age with me because we decided to practice wrestling moves on our tiled floor.

After he gave me that Shaw Michael "Sweet Chin Music" signature and then had my opportunity to give him the Undertaker "Tombstone" signature.
Na so the guy break neck, even faint join. I cried that day oo, thank God he woke up. Since then no more wrestling practice for us.
As for his broken neck, we lie give my parent say him break neck has him been dey jump back flip for field.

Kuku kee me.

Zzor:
your last statement is somehow,who owns the world? God's power and might supersedes all the wicked ones which then brings the question again "why are devoted Christians still suffering and some died in the suffering.So far I think Righteousness89's response quenched some part of my curiosity

1 John 5:19.

Dreyton36:
I got it from the bush and even grind it lol But when the sun sets don't even try getting close to it

I mean the somersault stuff.

It happens.
Some external links are banned.

Dreyton36:
Fvck mehnnnnnn
E clear


During my own time, I was the master planner in everything
There was this man who always beats his wife whenever he comes home drunk, and this woman once she sends you on an errand, you're sure to have a good day cuz she's generous
Community sat this man's ass down and advised him that he's doing what's very wrong, he promised to change but after few weeks Bros continue, even add Jara join

One day as I was returning from where I've gone to play a sport called Obodo in my language, don't know the English term
That game you'll set up a block and run towards the block them tumble lol
I was sweating profusely only to see that same man with a young girl, kidding her deeply
I quickly reenforced my friends in crime
We stylishly sprayed them something itchy called "devil beans"
That stuff can make you confess what you didn't do
The naked themselves and started running round the community and we sang a song for them

Kids in my area call that front fling stuff chanfer.

The Bible already answered your question: James 1:13: When under trial, let no one say: “I am being tried by God.” For with evil things God cannot be tried, nor does he himself try anyone. 14. But each one is tried by being drawn out and enticed by his own desire. 15 Then the desire, when it has become fertile, gives birth to sin; in turn sin, when it has been carried out, brings forth death.

The whole world is lying in the power of the wicked one.

Cool

This world is shifted.