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Early child marriage should be restructured first. My opinion tho.

CosmicPhoenix:

you forgot to mention the wrapper crew,these ones are always on wrapper 24/7.

Lol. The thing vex you reach like this?

Emperor4tune:
the borrowers & beggers these ones will be waiting to knock your door every second just to make a request,one someday asked me for 4 cubes of maggi yet be claiming queens

Kuku kee me.

Hmm

A failed state.

A life of hypocrisy. Don't be surprised.

Zzor:
atleast above 18,what I meant was I greet elderly ones and not some young ones looking for every opportunity to come close,i prefer to be in their bad books than the other way around.

Everyone respects those who respect themselves.

iInjureHerYansh:
Congratulations. Now if she doesn't send the mail it's either you'd become sad like a baby and move on with your balls intact or you become needy then eventually end up as one of her cheap sex starved simps. Any which one, the lord is with you

Relax bro.

It all depends on motives and understanding. I am not like you.

Ghost1994:
Pure fact

You replied two seconds after I posted. Bro, how can you related to the facts without reading first?

Zzor:
I belong to the numbers 1$5,greeting all these young guys around gives them the effontory to approach you,im not available for any shits

Are you that old?

Pls you may add yours. Let's keep the fun going young..

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We all have our neighborhood. Here are my picks of five kinds of girls you'll find in the commonest of neighborhood:

1. Those ones that won't greet you.

These ones admire you secretly but will rather commit suicide than let you ever discover. They will rather play I-dont-care than show you the signals. Their instinct tells them you are proud and outght to greet them first.

In reality, they like you. Yes, like a mountaineer, they are crushing over you.


2. The nasty tongued.

These ones believe in the world view of being vulgar and nasty translating it to being real. What a laugh.

They bump into your room anytime and wants you to always relate with their inevitable nature. Whatever happened to privacy.

Most of these ones are pensioners in oloshopreneurship.

3. The bonafide liars.

I fear these sorts. They can lie to the extent that you'll be listening to a story another neigbour probably told you and they'll narrate it as though theirs. I mean every line.

One told me her lecturer carried her over because she failed her G.P. I just dey that day dey watch the mouth wey dey lie.

Another lyingly was confiding in me in what to do when she travels to U.S (saying she stays at Alaska). When I asked where, she said Ohio.

Another type is those ones you'll first know their names on Facebook and you'll be like 'hi Sherly' and she'll turn and be like 'is it me you are calling? Abeg my name is Aturuchi.' Lol.

Another type is those ones who update their clothes alone but have a stagnant life. Riha nnas outside. Mgbeke inside. Weldone ma.

4. Those poor grammarians.

These ones will not speak the little they know. Na so they'll be blowing wrong expressions feeling you're impressed. Of course, I am impressed with your Instagram-reality life.

One said she was so famished she felt like sleeping till the next day.

E get another one that was like: 'such reckless abandon jare, are my following you tomorrow?' Lol. Are my baa? Lol.

5. The gentle ones.

Of course, gentle does it. I give you a kudos, honeys. Most of these sorts are intelligent and have sth worthwhile to always share.

Pls don't confuse the gentility I meant. I mean gentle in reasoning.

Human government has totally failed us.

I don't have low esteem I see myself as greater than others....

A sane person sees others superior to them: humility.

A mad person thinks he's superior because he operates alone in any garbage he sees.

This show is irrelevant. What's the everyday irritating updates for?

I'll read comments.

People who find it hard to mind their business tho.

I feel for those whose houses they demolished.

After the whole politics done.

Suicide was never an option.

Yawns.

This day, assets are becoming liabilities.

Crazy duo.

This is good news.

Nice one.

Cool.

Good one

Odunayaw:
We were watching a Philippine movie then and one scene had one of the kids pack his loads to leave the house immediately his mum scolded him.

Barely 3 days later, it was live in my house. Mum had unjustly whacked my head (Mood swings and Women are 5&6). I was so pissed and immediately rushed to pick my bag (mumu me...na even school bag).

I started furiously packing clothes into the bag. Mama was perplexed. Behind me I heard "Where are you taking all this to" and I replied "I am leaving" while muttering under my breath how much she treats me badly.

Long story short, a blinding slap from the back cut short my mutterings. Heck, immediately I lost the strength to remain angry....many many tears.



Never copy movies

I can't stop laughing at you.

All agencies are corrupt, bro.

Ishilove:
We do not war against flesh and blood... After this so called arrest, he better go and soak himself with the blood of Jesus before 'they' treat his fvck up.

It is even late sef. He has started running mad. It is already ending in tears.

How does one soak oneself in the blood of Jesus?