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kponkedenge:
How people vote for this Tacha girl still beats my imagination. The girl is everything you won't want your girl friend to be - full of herself, contributes nothing to the house, boring, saucy, low grade/fake feminist etc...

she appeals to most women's fantasy. Most women think they are being suppressed by the society(men) but find it difficult to come out against the norm. To them, Tacha is living the best life they have always wanted

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Barcelona's president has his own crude and strange ways of approaching players. A player that is worth 20m euro, if barca went for the said player, the price will be around 100m to 120m euros. Assuming it was barca that went for Hazard, Chelsea would have sold him for about 180 or 200 euros. No dey appear desperate even wen u dey die to have a particular thing. Barcelona's desperation has not only given them bad names, it has lost them a lot of money. I am a barca fan and i hate the current coach and the president.

IN MY OWN OPINION, I think Soapy dance move is a perfect complement to twerk. When you are in dance floor with a lady and she suddenly bends and start twerking, 99% of boys would hold their heads or her waist(which disrupts the ass movement). Just for a moment, everything remains equal, let's assume there is nothing called morality, imagine your lady backing it up on you on the dance floor and you are at her back going soapy. IF YOU NEVER CRITICIZED TWERKING BY LADIES, YOU HAVE NO MORAL RIGHT TO CRITICIZE SOAPY DANCE MOVE.

Ede, Osun state. I served there

someone wants to cash in on this matter. Business men everywhere

R.I.P lady. Local man somewhere had a sweetheart in 2001 and wanted to marry. the local man even promised marriage and told the lady he would die if she left him. It is 2019, 18 years now and the local man is single and the said lady has 3kids the last time i checked. Why die for today when tomorrow is where the fun is.

Local man will be pleased if you help her and stop talking with her again.

Meanwhile, somewhere at Apo, Abuja, local man is disgusted with your behaviour

The stomach na toolbox?

LuciferKoran:
I've said it several times that this dwarf shouldn't be allowed to come anywhere near a football pitch.

He is a tout.

He tried to strangle Roma's Yanga-Mbiwa
He headbutted Inter's Felipe Melo
He fought Shakhtar Donetsk's Darijo Srna
He spat on Malaga's Duda
He elbowed Mexico's Raldes
He wrestled Inter's Maicon to the ground
He bundled Uruguay;s Andreas Perreira to the ground & fought Arevalos Rios

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bt4TZMYyYM

The worst of all, he refused to go off TWICE.

1. Luis Enrique subbed him off against Eibar in 2014 & he refused to come off. Neymar was subbed instead.
2. Tito Vilanova subbed him off against Bayern in 2013 for playing rubbish.
He defied his manager and continued playing and Barca lost that tie 7-0.

Tito Vilanova died shortly after and Messi is responsible for his death.


Lionel Messi is a disgrace to football.



*spits

but seriously, how do you live with yourself? Toxic

quote author=atilla post=78058683]Dunno why I thot he married a man. I had to read the article like three times to understand maybe I'm sleepy. Happy married life to them[/quote]i thought so too. may be because they used the word 'guard' which is mostly men's job

EntreSalary:
Who copied who?

researcher. you have succeeded in spoiling someone's comment

Familiar names

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mknigeriagreat:
Serie A must really be a very useless league for juventus to be leading with this wide margin on the table. Can you imagine theae useless players around ronaldo. Where did they get all these good for nothing players? That sandro useless. Can useless. Dybala is another ozil. They need overhauling. Thank God ramsey is coming. Too many young but lazy playera. Two games in the league ronaldo didnt play they lost. They are always waiting for him to do everything for them.

Waiting for Ronaldo to do everything for them?
you are talking about the same club that had won their league for 7 consecutive seasons without Ronaldo. Same club reached CL final 2 times. I know you support Ronaldo and would do anything to exonerate Ronaldo from any blame but please give the Juve team and the club the respect they duly deserve. Thank you.

Rozaytee:
u sef why u dey disturb for fvck upandan

you no go understand wetin Konji do me

PhenomenalMorgan:
@Checked86
Maybe due to experiences in previous relationships where they were less restrictive about sexual interaction...
Maybe things didn't work out with the guys they gave sex to, and after all they feel used and dumped...
Just maybe...

Transferred aggression? Well, one made me look like an unholy soul just because i kept disturbing her for sex.

I had this experience with several ladies when i was looking for a wife. Just like every other guy, I wanted a relationship devoid of any conditions.

Absolute relationship that would sail to marriage but most matured ladies i met almost always claimed born again, others said it was vow they made with their God that no man will penetrate them until marriage.

The later wouldn't mind some touches and even 'fingering'. This led me to ask one if she was a lesbian. These 'conditionists' would be mad, seriously mad any time they saw me with another girl. It frustrated me a lot because I loved most of them and wanted something serious.

Note, I didn't date all of them at once. It was a kind of if one didn't work, i look for another but coincidentally, I end up with 'extreme-conditionist' or 'semi-conditionist. I had several heated arguments with some of them. I questioned their stand why i should be part of a vow that i wasn't present when it was made. Adding that such important decisions should be taken with someone you want to spend the rest of your life with.

When I eventually met the one i married, I was actually in relationship with one 'extreme conditionist'. But my wife didn't mind giving me sex any time she comes around. She actually refused for some weeks and it happened that she wanted me too. She later agreed but would request we go for tests before even using condom. Due to the fact that konji was already turning me to a pervert, I didn't think twice before jumping to her request. Everything came out clean and it was joy. If that was her trap, i was caught legs and hands. After the test, her love for me was nothing but perfect. She started seeing me like her husband already. She became careless with love. During that same period, she knew i was with someone but she didn't mind but i noticed that any time i chatted the girl, her( the free girl) mood would change but she managed it because she knew the conditionist was with me before i met her.

Fast forward to the day of decision making, I consulted some close friends. No family member was involved. My friends wanted me to marry the conditionist because she was a born again( at least, as she claimed). Decision was made but a joke one of my friends cracked at the end of the casual meeting re-arranged my brain and suddenly i became the owner of myself. His joke, "So Chioma (Not her reall name) cured your konji and now you are going to marry a clean girl?" There and then, it occurred to me that I loved Chioma more than i had ever imagined. She was the person that wanted me as much as i wanted her.

One of my friends is planning to marry during December time but the girl he found is not ready for sex. She is claiming no sex till marriage. She is 33 or so. She is not a virgin and she is not a born again. What my guy told me she said to him didn't go well with me but i had to maintain my peace. She told my friend that if he couldn't hold himself, he was free to have sex with any girl. Now, I am asking women, why such decision?

Men, can you put up with such women?

PLEASE, I AM A LAZY GUY, I AM NOT GOING TO PROOF READ ANYTHING. WELL, IF YOU ARE READING THIS PART, IT MEANS YOU ARE DONE READING IT ALREADY.

I think they changed the interpreter. The first was pretty bad in English language

TechCapon:
My favourite transition word when writing is "however"

Just remembered i never used "whereas" both in spoken or written English

10000000% possible BUT i won't believe her today. My mind is made up

Abuja needs rain, even if na shower

LuciferYaweh:
Instead of removing the black tattoos why not tattoo brown tattoos that match your complexion all over your face?

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You live in a forest of sense. Since won't kill you

I had two girlfriends. One of them would visit my phone went to my gallery and view my pictures. She would delete some of my personal pictures and selfies(the ones she thought weren't fine enough) While the second girl only visit my gallery to collect almost every pictures and use them to form picture collage with hers. There and then, i made my choice and i am happy i did. OP, I know how it feels and it is normal and worth your worries. Just chill and look around yourself and see if there are things in your life that needs improvement, may be your social life. be happy on your own. post your pictures with your kids. do not change your look because of a any damn soul. She is not worth it but you made her worthwhile by going ahead with the marriage after seeing those glaring signs of ungratefulness.

my problem now is that i can't watch the video. i need to learn that skill in case i forget my keys inside my room or lost my keys and need to get the spear keys

Dshocker:
So because he sang about Benz,that means he must drive one....Nigeriansssss

yes nah. wetin he gain if him no drive one?

Onijagidijagan:
Some guys mumu die.... Girls that has broken up with me are close to 50 and i'm still strong and unheartbroken

Me and my girlfriend break up for fun. She would say she was done with me this minutes, next minute she would be calling that she has headache. She breakup with me and i breakup with her for fun. One day i called her 3 times she didn't pick and i texted her that we just broke up. next hour she sent me one-word text that read, 'idiot'. We are still together. we might even quarrel today because i didn't go to church.
It is a pity that such a handsome boy just went like that without seeking chance to talk things out with the girl one on one. Forget about text and call, meet the girl and speak with her in person and she might change her mind or give you strong reason why she taking the decision

The owner of the sleepers you posted even had money to to use that expensive stuff to hold it.

Grass cutters(head cutters)

Offpoint1:
It hurts my feelings so bad when I ordered for one 2 days ago I was told they only made one, I should be patient with them for 3 months.

Exactly what they told me. They said they already had a backlog of orders(three orders already) that i should wait until June 2020. i was pissed.