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 Travel › Re: Planning Of Trekking From Lagos To Maiduguri. Pls Advice Me by cheddarking(m): 9:39pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
Forget Redbull...Get Johnnie Walker and BATA to sponsor you... Just wear your Cortina and hold your Shayo. #GodDey |
| Food › Re: Something Awesome To Throw In A Food Fight? by cheddarking(m): 3:42pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
Cant believe nobody has mentioned Roast Yam. Hard Roast Yam dipped in Palm Oyel. If you no get koko for head, at least the oyel go stain ya shirt...  1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Religion Against Humanity By Wole Soyinka by cheddarking(m): 3:33pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
thelastPope: Just a few links. Please use your own bandwidth. Bandwidth is expensive:This guy was making sense until he posted a satirical and humorous article as fact. Did you really read this?: westerngh.com/2010/04/oprah-winfrey-opens-church-founds-religion/ Even the NY post article does not claim that Oprah is/has a religion. It only highlights similarities in her style of delivery to preaching Epic fail. |
| Celebrities › Re: Jay-z PUNCHES Female Fan! (picture) by cheddarking(m): 3:22pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
Not Surprised Jay-Z is well Gangster.... |
| Business › Re: Profitable Jobs That Nigerians Dont Like Doing. by cheddarking(m): 1:52pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
Freiburger: If you 've got no ideal; why not sit back?Please tell me how you 'Train' chickens? I honestly want to know...No Jokes |
| Business › Re: Profitable Jobs That Nigerians Dont Like Doing. by cheddarking(m): 1:49pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
Freiburger: Buy some little chcken birds preferably now, train then till December, you should be able to make some money during the x-max and newyear period. But be carefull with where you 're training them coz of outbreak of diseases.LMFAO at 'Training' Chickens... Training them to do what Kwanu? 3 Likes |
| Nairaland General › Re: Superstitious Beliefs That Actually Works! by cheddarking(m): 1:47pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
Ahh... Growing up as a 'Razz' boy in a 'Razz' area of Lagos state, I remember these primary school superstitions: When you see two dogs mating/Gangbang1ng, drive a nail into the ground...and they will be hooked until you 'release' them When you see a hawk/pigeon/random bird flying about, aim your hand at it, and then pull back your middle/index/any finger and the bird will keep flying round in circles When you see a bunch of Herons flying about, start singing "Leke Leke, Gbamileke" and white spots will appear on your fingers. When you spit on the floor, wipe it with your feet or you will get a sore throat... 10 Likes |
| Business › Re: Profitable Jobs That Nigerians Dont Like Doing. by cheddarking(m): 1:40pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
dejiswaggs: You wanna sell peppeer and ajashe poki poki on your site abi?Damn I used to drink that sh1t as a kid growing up in Agege Central... |
| Business › Re: Profitable Jobs That Nigerians Dont Like Doing. by cheddarking(m): 1:38pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
Mariaba: I love this post. But i want advice on any trade or business a young lady can engage on, with little income for a start of about =N=50,000.Rent a Face-me-I-face you block of rooms for a year in a location like Mushin , Iju-ishaga, or Agege, import some yellow Igbo or Calabar girls(No Yoruba cos Yoruba escorts are usually dirty),buy a soundsystem and ALL Tery-G CDs...and you will quadriple that money in 2 months... Guaranteed. 2 Likes |
| Business › Re: Profitable Jobs That Nigerians Dont Like Doing. by cheddarking(m): 1:04pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
Based on thier Gra-Gra\Wahala, being a Nairaland Mod must pay at least 6 billion naira a week. If not, Maclatunji you fcck up.... 3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Anti-Islam Movie Demonstration In Kaduna by cheddarking(m): 4:49pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
[quote author=Garri_is_back]This He Goats don't deserve pity...you need to see what they are doing to southerners in the North  [/quote]Do you know who the BNP are? |
| Politics › Re: Anti-Islam Movie Demonstration In Kaduna by cheddarking(m): 4:44pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
[quote author=Garri_is_back][img]http://themmindset.files./2011/07/bnp-islam-poster.gif[/img] I just dey vex today[/quote]BRUV ARE YOU PROMOTING THE BNP? I DONT RATE THAT... 1 Like |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2012/2013 by cheddarking(m): 4:42pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
Michu - Sold Hazard - Sold Tevez-Sold No more Gravy train for me... Its time Sterling,Berbatov, and Ramsey... Its diiferential time...  1 Like |
| Health › Re: Woman Gives Birth To Half-human, Half-goat Baby In Jigawa by cheddarking(m): 4:12pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
bittyend: Again?1?!?!?!This fool is back again.... Fcck off our Nigerian Alien Forum then... ET muthafccker... |
| Politics › Re: Anti-Islam Movie Demonstration In Kaduna by cheddarking(m): 4:07pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
[quote author=Okija_juju]Walks into Thread, Pulls down my pant, and pisses all over these Boko Haram sympatisers.. Walks back to Nnewi! [/quote]Joins Okija in pissing AND shyting all over these Boko Sympathizers including Maclantunji...Catches the next plane to London. 17 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Religion Against Humanity By Wole Soyinka by cheddarking(m): 3:08pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
Do you worship My God? No? You Must Die. Oh You worship my God? Do you worship him My way? No? You must die. Religion has divided humans and fuelled animosity sice the beginning of time. Even the established religions have different sects with differient practices and beliefs. Prof Soyinka has got it right again as he usually does. Religion HAS to go. 3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Lagos To Auction Seized Bullion Van, Truck by cheddarking(m): 2:31pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
How can I get involved in the auctions? I'm ready to fly down to Nigeria if it means cars will be going on the cheap... |
| Christianity Etc › Re: If We Are To Love Our Enemies, Are We Not To Love Satan? by cheddarking(m): 2:19pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
Wouldnt it be funny if Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed were smoking Cigars in Heaven and laughing about whats going on in the world today? Jesus: Oboi see as them whoze that Christian there...and the Guy dey turn the other Cheek. Choiii!! Mohammed: No mind am jare, These guys no know say we just dey Joke those days...where all these Boko Haram wan see virgin? For where I dey? Abi them really believe say I go Bleep, remain? Buddha: I tire o...See my chinese guys dey form Shaolin Monk for temple...instead make them collabo with Igbo boys dey pirate Iphone5 Sharp Guys |
| Health › Re: Smoking Marijuana Reduces IQ Of Teenagers by cheddarking(m): 5:28pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
Legalize it....and I will advertize it... Some of the most brilliant minds of our times have been serious pot-heads Carl Sagan Bob Marley John Lennon Richard Branson Micheal Phelps(Most Olympic Golds in History) A certain Barry Obama Ted Turner All these guys are/were giants in their fields. If you dont like tha weed, its cool... But please dont try to feed us Dumb Shit like this.... Now, Okoli pass me that Kpoli... 6 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: 'Linda' - Charly Boy's Alter Ego (Pictures) by cheddarking(m): 12:58pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
Why can this old man just do what all his mates are doing....and die? 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Shakira & Gerard Piqué Expecting First Child by cheddarking(m): 12:55pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
That kid will have the Defensive Abilities of His father and the Waist Winding skills of his Mother... Could he/she be the Antichrist? 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Senate Recommends Arik Air As National Carrier by cheddarking(m): 12:52pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
saxywale: okay, just like jimoh Ibrahim's airline. Privatize the profits and socialize the losses.Punchline! 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Reps Want Quarterly Allowances Increased To N35M by cheddarking(m): 12:51pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
Where the Fcck is Jerry Rawlings when you need Him?! 8 Likes |
| Politics › Re: NAIRALAND MODERATORS: Please List The Mods You Dont Like And Why.. by cheddarking(m): 12:07pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
Jarus: Explain him as how how/ I don't get you.Why does he exist? Why is he a mod? Why is he so tyranical? Why is he so stupid? You may have noticed that a lot of people have commented about the waste-of-space... You are known to be one of the likeable mods on here, and I know you often arrange Muslim meetings, so I guess you might have met him... You might just be the best person other than Seun to understand why this guy has driven this guy in his quest to attain Public-enemy No.1 status on Nairaland... |
| Politics › Re: NAIRALAND MODERATORS: Please List The Mods You Dont Like And Why.. by cheddarking(m): 11:59am On Sep 20, 2012 |
Jarus: Coming from Iyalode Desola, I have to etch this in marble and hang on the wall of my roomJarus can you please explain 'Maclantunji'? |
| Romance › Re: This Is Not Supposed To Be Happening!!!!!!!!! by cheddarking(m): 9:58am On Sep 19, 2012 |
vivian chinaza: Hi guys, I think I'm in trouble! We are supposed to be just friends, I never intended to like him, none of us did but its beginning to happen, I'm beginning to like him and its scary! I find myself thinking about him much and he has no idea how I'm beginning to feel about him and I have no intention of telling him.Now thats what you really need 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: NAIRALAND MODERATORS: Please List The Mods You Dont Like And Why.. by cheddarking(m): 9:41am On Sep 19, 2012 |
jmaine: Sure die . .for that Computer section arena . . .Damn... And people expect have high expectations from Nairaland MODS? Pfft... |
| Politics › Re: NAIRALAND MODERATORS: Please List The Mods You Dont Like And Why.. by cheddarking(m): 9:35am On Sep 19, 2012 |
jmaine: Abeg make una free that Sexkillz . . . . Na person wey endow am with modship i dey wonder . .imagine serial offenders like him and Sagamite be mod . .Sagamite na MOD? |
| Politics › Re: NAIRALAND MODERATORS: Please List The Mods You Dont Like And Why.. by cheddarking(m): 9:33am On Sep 19, 2012 |
I've always liked Sexkillz(No Homo) because he has a twisted sense of humour and the dude is obviously quite intelligent even if he is a bit OTT on the bans. Same with OAM4J BUT [size=18pt]MACLATUNJI[/size] Now this uncircumsised DOG is a serious e-terrorist He posts controversial Pro-islam topics on the front page and adopts what appears to be a hardline islamic stance. Nobody ordinarily gives a sh1t about his sh1tty islamic section, but he has a knack for putting pro-islamic topics on the frontpage at times when anti-islamic sentiments are running extremely high due to militant islam. Then he has the ffontery to ban people when they vent this anger against islam. You dont want us to attack islam, then dont rub it our faces...and especially not after BOKO HARAM has just blown up one of our loved ones! 1 Like |
| Islam › Re: Photo: Muslim Youths In Nigeria Crucify A Cat To Mork Jesus by cheddarking(m): 8:54am On Sep 19, 2012 |
So what exactly is crucifying a cat supposed to mean? That the cat has died for some rat's sins? That Jesus was a cat? or are they hoping the cat is dying for thier immense collective stup1dity? |
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