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InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by cheexy: 2:55am On Mar 18, 2008
Abeg who sabi shine candle. Please shine candle on IEI make i see road.
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by cheexy: 2:50am On Mar 18, 2008
Krrush:
Placed in coventary by some. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Meanwhile,notice how history seems to be repeating itself.

[size=13pt]Didn't the historical Napoleon Bonaparte place himself on self-exile on some islet called Elba,I think?[[/sizeWey that map of Europa,sef;wey compass?
Me sef i see am o. u know how we do it lipsrsealed
BusinessRe: Cashcraft - Thieves Or A Broker by cheexy: 2:31am On Mar 18, 2008
Dejipumpin:
All i can see from these posts is personal beefing. I believe some guys/coy paid you to write all these image denting stuffs about Cashcraft. Even a layman would know that you're being baised after reading your initial posted beef-talk. No matter your dealings through them, i'm of the opinion that you can still settle issues through your account officer or whoever manages your account, and not to come to the forum to post topic that draws undeserved
recognition & unnecessary attention to you. If you care to know, i'm one of the people that believe in Cashcraft as one of the best Stockbroking, Portfolio Mgt, Asset mgt & Investment coy in Nigeria. Case closed! ! !
Case closed ke? Case never start sef. The fact is that if 50% of cashcraft's disgruntled customers had the opportunity to post here or knew that this thread existed, you would see at least 80 replies a day. The fact is that cash craft is a complete mess-up. (Do we want to start from Nascon shares sale?) They have to retrain all their staff if they want to stay in business.

Mind you, they are not one of the top 10 stock broking firms in Nigeria so why would someone "pay people" to bring them down u wan turn to mel gibson for conspiracy theory?. Please wise up o, except u wan dash person your money.
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by cheexy: 2:18am On Mar 18, 2008
SavvyLanre:
@Greentree - na who tell you say we dey ignore you,  siddon there, we dey digest you well well - sometimes when people no talk, them no mean say them ignore you,  It is wisdom to listen first and speak later,

Anway, me i dey watch you closely - since the day after your met with Napoleon. (I no forget)
You no wan tell am say he dey on probation? LOL
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by cheexy: 1:38am On Mar 18, 2008
@loma
I think he meant this. Do u see that the poster's id is loml it is close to urs.
loml:
Investment and Allied Assurance.

Investment Duration: ShortTerm (3-6mths)
Today's Price: N5 (4 units of shares)
Trading Range: N6:00 - N20:00
Personal Rating: 7/10

This was offered on private placement Last year (precisely - August, 2007) at N2.60 at N2.00 par value, today it's being offered for N5.k. This means that you will get 4 times the number of shares you pay for, and since It will come to the market at N1.50 it actually means that it's coming at the equivalent of N6.00 at N2 par value. There is a limited offer of this available for N5 per share also at N2.00 par value. You can get reciepts for whatever volume you want within what is available. The company was in for the quotation committee meeting last week, and it can be crossed directly to individual accounts in the CSCS. All Interested in this are required to make their cheques available to Infinity Royal Asset Managment Ltd by Thursday this week. Drop your Check at Generis Solutions, 3rd Floor Oluwatobi House, 71 Allen Avenue, Ikeja Lagos ask for Joseph Osodi,


BGL Securities.

Investment Duration: Midterm (1-2yrs)
Today's Price: N7:00
Trading Range: N20:00 - N30:00
Personal Rating: 6/10

This is one of the biggest Stock broking firms in Nigeria. Information reaching me has it that they don't need our money. The private placement is already closed, but we have a few days window to tap into it. Their Private Placement share price is N7.00 and they are planning to be listed first quarter of next year at N27.00. Minimum shares one can buy in the PP is 1,000,000 units, but we can collaborate. All interested in this are required to make their cheques available to Infinity Royal Asset Managment Ltd by Thursday this week, please ensure that you get your reciepts. Drop your Check at Generis Solutions, 3rd Floor Oluwatobi House, 71 Allen Avenue, Ikeja Lagos ask for Ogho Emore.


APT Securities and Funds.

Investment Duration: Midterm (1-2yrs)
Today's Price: N6:00
Trading Range: N20:00 - N30:00
Personal Rating: 6/10

This is also one of the top 10 Stock broking firms in Nigeria, The APT securities stock private placment is already closed, but it's available for us. We have an opportunity to pick multiples of 1,000,000 shares at N6:00 per share. All interested in this are required to make their cheques available to Infinity Royal Asset Managment Ltd by Wednessday this week, please ensure that you get your reciepts.Drop your Check at Generis Solutions, 3rd Floor Oluwatobi House, 71 Allen Avenue, Ikeja Lagos ask for  Joseph Osodi



Osodi Joseph 'Ekwu,
Deals administrator,
New Nigeria Club.
e.osodi@generis-solutions.com
www.josephekwu.,
08023967677.


I got this mail this morning please could someone  explain it better for me in layman's language
thanks
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by cheexy: 8:27am On Mar 16, 2008
Sequoia:
@ all
have a lovely week, and may the bulls come on rampage and all reds change to briht green,

do i hear a biiiiiig amen
AMENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by cheexy: 11:35pm On Mar 15, 2008
@dvonne
I am loving the fashion blog. It is really innovative of you. Keep it up. Try to make more size 12 outfits available.
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by cheexy: 1:58am On Mar 15, 2008
jideakin1:
@cheexy:@blueband,
Na lie me sef dey here dey read una posts. Just talk 1 secret I don hamma be that.
dejavoe:
@blueband
i dey watch u O with one eye i meant,

grin grin grin grin grin grin
O ti o shocked  shocked shocked Secret ke? hurries up and logs outlol
BusinessRe: Cashcraft - Thieves Or A Broker by cheexy: 1:39am On Mar 15, 2008
sholextron:
Hello guys, which of the branch of cashcraft are we talking about because i have been to their Ajao estate branch and they are very welcoming. I'm planning to open an account with them but with all this complain i'm beginning to think twice.
Of course they would welcome you with open arms. How else would you be convinced to put your money there. Your nightmares will begin only after you have started using them as your brokers. Expect higher customer service from OSHODI MARKET women in the HOT SUN than from them
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by cheexy: 12:55am On Mar 15, 2008
@blueband
lol, Nothin o. The funny thing is that if they will never issue you a receipt for the payment so that leaves no paper trail (as they say in the movies). I have never paid, because i always stand my ground by telling them that it is illegal, but the last time i went, i had to argue a lot. Don't want that to continue.
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by cheexy: 12:29am On Mar 15, 2008
@Blueband
I guess it is just you and i again. How do i go about reporting my stockbroker to SEC for charging certificate verification fee even though it is illegal?
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by cheexy: 12:21am On Mar 15, 2008
blueband:
A friend of mine who works for Ernst & Young in London as a partner told me some financial institutions have already moved into Nigeria and they are buying into fundamental companies.An example he gave to me was Renaissance group at:http://www.renaissancegroup.com/regions/africa.asp who had wanted to poach some of them and move them to Nigeria.With the success of Renaissance group in Nigeria,I have been informed that right now his firm is packaging about 2 other financial instituations to go into Nigeria.His advise to me:"Make sure most of your money is in solid companies and invest for long term".This makes sense because in the next 2 years none of the solid companies (First Bank,UBA,Zenith Bank et al) will be less than 100 naira,plus the bonus stocks one would have received.Competition for these companies is becoming stiffer and the game has just started.Stock business is never short term,that is speculation.And nairaland has made that very attractive with people announcing 3000 percent gains in 3 months!!!!! angry angry angry

As I said in my earlier post,I have become an disciple of Wanajo.80 percent of my money will now go into solid stocks and long term.The rest 20 percent will remain for CICO.For as they say,that is the money I can afford to lose.

Are you thinking what I am thinking?
Funny enough, a friend of mine called me and told me the same thing today. He said that they wanted to poach him but the guy no gree. This is great news!!!!
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by cheexy: 2:05am On Mar 13, 2008
One leg is even in an ice water bucket. Mennnnn loma, u are talented!!!! ROFLMAO (literarily)
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by cheexy: 2:01am On Mar 13, 2008
loma:
See Easimoni!
@loma
That was just too funny. You got me laughing out loud even though it is 2.06am here.

@blueband
Did you see the speaker blaring "dude network's down". Classic

BTW i am thinking of reporting my stockbroking firm, They still charge for verification even though SEC has stated that it is illegal. The funny thing is that they don't even give receipts so there is no paper trail. I have never agreed to pay, but the last time i went to verify my certificate, i had to argue for a while before my certificate was taken. Don't want to go through that again. How do i go about it?
RomanceRe: Funny Marriage Proposal by cheexy: 1:07am On Mar 13, 2008
windywendy:
besides, i see you didn't take up my offer to post on the other thread, why's that?
Hmmm u don start again o. Please dont invite more people to come and cause katakata for our side o. Let them stay here. The last episode was enough o. undecided
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by cheexy: 11:00pm On Mar 12, 2008
RoughCut:
Bro you are right o na the Three Black Crows wey form for the past 3 days wey come lie beside the cross confuse me grin grin grin grin grin

Three black crows followed by a doji gives you the Bullish harami cross or Bullish Harami Doji. I don talk am you be the professor of candlysis
Na wa oh. This NSE don turn to something else o!!! Which one be harami cross and harami doji. Reminds me of indian films. Thank God we get people wey dey understand and interprete indian language here. We for see something o
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by cheexy: 9:33pm On Mar 12, 2008
aktopgun:
@cheexy

girl, this is what i said about IPWA earlier . grin
Thanks a lot. I guess i didn't see it while i was reading through. More power to your elbows.

BTW
Am i the only one loving this bearish period. Can't wait to get my hands on bleeding stocks cool

For the guy that wanted to sell IAA, i got it at 3.50 last week through a crossed deal. Ireally wonder why your price is so high. I smell a[b] BIG RAT[/b]
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by cheexy: 9:14pm On Mar 12, 2008
@aktopgun,
I ask u make u shine candle for IPWA as NEPA don take light but e be like say na my turn the candle come finish(God forbid bad thing o) Abeg make u use the one wey remain for the pali shine am b4 e finish. I go send you new red ones tomorrow

Thanks a bunch for your response
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by cheexy: 2:46am On Mar 12, 2008
faketan:
GTB to start full operation in UK

Such a good news. Will it have any effect on their stock value?

It will be easier to get accross to Nigeria.
In a more organised market, this should send gtb stock price up due to potential increase in turnover but in NSE, i can't say
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by cheexy: 2:42am On Mar 12, 2008
Just got this from proshare

Standard Alliance to raise N18.7bn through public offer
Posted Tuesday, March 11, 2008

-Investors get value of six for on


Standard Alliance Insurance Plc is set to raise N18.7 billion through a public offer (PO). Olorogun O’tega Emerhor Vice Chairman (VC) of the company made this disclosure to Proshare N/I at the end of the company’s Completion Board Meeting (CBM) held in today Lagos Nigeria.



Emerhor says Standard Alliance is approaching the market to raise more funds in order to offer the company’s shareholders a lot of returns on their Investment. “If you buy this share, you are buying into six companies, I tell you, six companies for the price of one” he said.



“We are six companies in the Group doing different businesses; therefore investors are actually going to get the value of six companies for the price of one” Emerhor said.



To raise N18.7 billion Standard Alliance is offering to investors by way of subscription 4.750 billion ordinary shares of 50 Kobo each at N3.95 Kobo per share.



From a document made available to Proshare N/I, offer proceeds would be used in implementing the company’s strategic plan of expansion and diversification through the provision of Life Assurance, Assets and Wealth Management Services, Property Investment and Real Estate Services, Mortgage Banking and Pension Fund Administration.



“Standard Alliance would use the proceeds from the offer to strengthen the various companies in the Group, so that we can expand our services beyond Lagos, Port Harcourt and Abuja where we already exist to other parts of the country” Emerhor said.



Lead Issuing House to the offer is Vetiva Capital Management Limited, while the joint issuing houses include Diamond Bank Pc, First Inland Bank Plc, and Greenwich Trust Limited. Others are LeadCapital Limited, Skye Bank Plc and Spring Capital Markets Limited. The offer opens Friday, 14th March 2008 and closes Monday, 31st March 2008.
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by cheexy: 1:24am On Mar 12, 2008
AKTopgun
Please could you shine your spiritual candle on IPWA. I am considering it. Thanks a bunch. Your insightful posts are really appreciated
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by cheexy: 12:12am On Mar 12, 2008
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InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by cheexy: 11:54pm On Mar 11, 2008
damoche07:
Egbon Wanajo,u are there.I just finished catching up on the last few pages.Its saddening.So saddening what this my second home has turned into.

To further help boost the peace coming back to this treasured thread, i have decided to obamanise,copy, i mean some jokes from the jokes section cortesy of Sam Milla

Here they are;

Little DAVID comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.

"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

His father thinks a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama bin Laden," David says.

"Why Osama bin Laden," his father asks in shock.

"Well," Josh says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride. "DAVID, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," DAVID says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the ARMY could blow the shit out of him."






There was a party that many rich people attended. The host had recently built a tank with many alligators, paranas, and many other things that could kill you. The host said that if anyone could swim across the tank, he would, to the best of his ability, grant them 3 wishes.

Well, nobody was up to the challenge, so everyone just started having a good time and doing that "party thing."

Suddenly, there was this big splash! The host looked and saw a man swimming to beat hell across the tank, and, look and behold, he made it!

The host walked over to the man and said, "Alright, you made it, WOW!. What are your 3 wishes?" The man replied, "First, you see that shotgun of yours? give it to me , Two, see those bullets over there? give me them, 3, show me the bastard who pushed me into that pool."  tongue huh cool





Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an American sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said,"I need to get up and get a beer".

"Don't get up," said the American, "I'm in the aisle seat. I'll get it for you".

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the American's shoe and spat in it. When he returned with the beer, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too". Again, the American obligingly went to fetch it.

While he was gone the other Arab picked up his other shoe and spat in it too. When the American returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes,  pissing in beers?" wink wink wink wink tongue

Hopes this helps.Got to go back to work.
I was practically rolling off my chair when i read these jokes. Thanks for the comic relief.
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by cheexy: 11:44pm On Mar 11, 2008
faketan:
Why my people, why?

Greentree my bros, abeg make you sheath your sword. Abeg if anybody annoyed forgive and forget. Even if they reply again. I think there is greater strength in forgiveness than in revenge.

Gabza and wicked please make una cull tempa. Do God, Biko, ejoo,  make una sheath una sword as none of the those comments will help any of us. Even the ego wee de push us no de even benefit . Na so so bearish run you go de get.

Let there be peace, and there was peace
My suggestion is that we ignore the under 18s who are using their immature posts to gain publicity. I believe if we all by-pass their posts like they don't exist, they will lose interest and move to where they belong. All this placating is just encouraging them.  Any one who replies them from now on will be seen as a supporter of their conduct.

As they say, silence is the best answer for a fool fowl tongue
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by cheexy: 11:02pm On Mar 11, 2008
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InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by cheexy: 8:47am On Mar 11, 2008
@all the gurus
I got the Daar communications public offer form and their dividend forecast are as follows:
2008-31 kobo
2009-38 kobo
2010-50kobo

From that, i think it might be good considering that dangote paid 35kobo on an 18 naira stock

Plus i saw two different offers for Daar communications and Daar invetsments and holding

What does that mean?
BusinessRe: Cashcraft - Thieves Or A Broker by cheexy: 2:53am On Mar 10, 2008
Udo01:
My experience has been different over the 5 years I have used them. Haven't had a reason to complain about them.
It is because either you are not an active trader or you just want to defend them because u either work with them or you have some form of interest with them. They have been tried, tested and failed woefully.
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by cheexy: 11:00pm On Mar 08, 2008
loma:
I get job for you. Can you count the number of times the word "stock" has been used in this thread from inception till date?

Thanks
@loma
Lol, thats very funny, Your cartoons are really funny. They take the stress of NSE away. Keep it up
BusinessRe: Cashcraft - Thieves Or A Broker by cheexy: 10:30pm On Mar 07, 2008
buzzgonz:
what's cashcraft plz enlighten me? undecided
Cash Craft is a stock broking firm that is so messed up that they buy more stock for you when you don't even tell them to, thereby putting your account in red and charging interest on it. I wouldn't advice anyone to go near them. Their service is horrible, their staff are not professional. I was in their office one day to buy a private placement they were the issuing house for and heard one of their official talking so horribly and disrespectfully about a client that wanted to buy 1000 units of a particular company. Apparently the amount the guy was spending wasn't enough for him to waste his time on.

Old and New Investors be warned embarassed
RomanceRe: Funny Marriage Proposal by cheexy: 12:42am On Mar 07, 2008
This proposal kinda reminds me of one i witnessed at silverbird cinemas. We were watching spiderman2 and all of a suddeen we saw a marriage proposal on the screen, before we knew what was happening, the guy in question stood up, waved the ring for all to see and put it on the girl's finger. Can u imagine that craphuh People laughed the hell outta him and started screaming at the part where peter parker was to propose to mary jane, for him to wave the ring for all to see like the way the mumu guy did. I was so embarrased for the girl.

Gosh

@windywendy
I had to come to this thread to read it when i read yodi referring to ur responses here. Some of the posts i have read here (the ones that say that the girl should count herself lucky that he proposed)suggests to me that either the posters are very local or very immature. Even my dad in his days did much better than that.

Oya, back to our beloved thread. We need to CICO, ZIZO, RIRO etc
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by cheexy: 11:42am On Mar 03, 2008
endure:
I knw say people like u hate to wait 4 que wink
Not sure i understood what you meant by that. Its all good though
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by cheexy: 11:36am On Mar 03, 2008
endure:
Hello guys,
Please anyone has the link to Partnership Investment Co. Ltd prospectus & PP form,
please do well to post a link or hit me on my email.

Cheers

@ Cheexy, I don't think u should be interested in this one o grin grin grin
Why shouldn't i be interested in it? Oya answer

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