₦airaland Forum

Just like the APC is plotting to capture the presidency from PDP? Abeg excuse me make I laff

obowunmi: I wanna see sexy babes twerk in shursh...and shake thier nyansh.

That'll be awesome man.
~Twerk for Jesus ladies! Twerk the devil outta that azz, Twerk it! Twerk it!! Twerk it!!!
Halleluyah!!!!!~ ooo lala!

These guys should be commended. I swear e no easy. Abeg you guys should go to Daura in Katsina state and burn down the house of another Boko Haram sponsor. His name is Muhammad Buhari

Who are we to believe: a seasoned economist and administrator or a harem of vindictive gonzo journalists and hagiographers?

Demdem: Can someone remind this foolish killer member that it was the decision of the beloved Oba Akiolu has supported by market men and women themselves and not Tinubus decision.

That means the Oba is a stooge to Tinubu and is utterly senseless to not know the repercussions of his decisions.

I always knew that this Sultan was a Buhari fanatic. Shame on you sultan!

And how have the muslims treated Jonathan? They tried to bring disrepute to his name and government by the wanton killing of innocent christians and destruction of property in the north. They brought terrorism to Nigeria, making his government look incapable of solving the insecurity issue bedevilling the north but thats over now and you guys can to hell.
You guys should vote your master Buhari if you wish. The wise ones will go for the people's choice - Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, the best ever nigerian president!

This man destroyed nigeria with his ignorance and stupidity.

E get one church wey I go the other day. They remixed Terry G's Akpako master to a naija gospel song. I was highly amused.
~Oya Satan I go knack you akpako
I go knack you akpako
Oya knack am, knack am, knack am
Jesus make you knack am, knack am, knack am. . .

I say na wa o.

denzel2009: Area! I like the way you used ibadan to pronounce shocking... wa gbayii.

LMAO! You dey craze, walahi.

I just don't understand how some people reason. So the government should continue to fund the budget of these duplicate and irrelevant agencies because of the employees?
After you idiots will be the ones to scorn the government for not pruning down the cost of running the government. Idiots!

adconline: Cos the OP's write is above your understanding. If your parents paid for a good schl in ur sec. Schl, you should blame yourself for not paying attention.

take dat: Unfortunately I wasted my time on a dimwit!

The both of you are trash cans, idìotic and utterly senseless.

take dat: Such an inconsiderate doofus with comprehension problem. Did I not agree that we could do with just 20% of the entire civil servants of the Nation if only we have a smart and effective government? So you believe that government should be a matter of few holding the cow for the strongest and most cunning to milk? If he sincerely want to cut the cost of governance, he should start from the top and not the other way round in order to show sincerity of purpose. Your interest is in how much will be saved for some thieving political elites to fritter away and not the plight of those who will be relieved of their jobs with no sure means of livelihood.

Wetin this wan dey talk sef? I honestly wish you were making sense.

He's alive. He lives in Otolo, Nnewi

MRbrownJAY: sadly, it would also feel FAKER too.

Who cares and what makes it sad?

This is getting me real hard. I've commited adultery with this woman in my heart.

GEJ doesn't give a damn about monkeys like OBJ.

take dat: The President will receive a lot of backlash for taking this "untimely" bold and necessary action. There is no way you will streamline without downsizing. One would have expected that the president starts with political office holders even if he cannot temper with those holding elective offices in order to show sincerity of purpose. Political office holders and elected officials keep a retinue of PA's, Senior Special Assistance, Special Assistance, Special Advisers etc. And these unneedful political bag-carriers consume a large chunk of the recurrent expenditure. For example, the President has more than 3 media managers who also have their own personal aides (Okupe, Abati, Reno and co, not forgetting that he already has a Minister of information) when he can make do with just 1. The same thing with ministers and other elected officials.

Some of the civil servants who will join the colony of unemployed Nigerians because of this plan of government live on national wage which most time is not the living wage. The wages of 10 to 15 low-grade civil servants combine is not up to what an expendable Special Assistant receive. In as much as I agree that we could do with just 20% of the entire civil servants of the Nation in order to reduce the cost of running government, its also important that it starts from the top and not the other way round.

Bla bla bla. Imagine that the annual budget of one of these agencies are 300 million. Multiply 300 million by 219 and tell me exactly how much govt will be saving from this trimming exercise.
For the retrenched workers, either they'll be absorbed with the merging agencies or they join the private sector. The government has tried for them for the years their agencies existed.

Goodluck Nigeria

Who is that beautiful woman up there?

Shollypopz: inventors, u mean??

Well, we can say men had an early start. In the past, it was considered culturally unnatural for women to be educated and those who did obtain higher education were instructed in traditional domestic skills such as sewing. It did take quite a number of years for women to progress into science fields.......
I'm sure you know all this, even today women are discriminated against in science fields. 75% of male in the same positions as women receive a higher wage than their female counterparts.
We had a rough start, and sure we do have quite a few amount of catching up to do.



Wow! The poster must be using Bing cos even the card catalog used in libraries would have produced a better outcome than what the op posted. I'm sure he had malicious intents.

Yeah. I meant inventors

1. Why did men have an earlier start? Where were the women?

2. Most male inventors (theoritically and practically) pre-industrial revolution era and even after weren't properly educated. The standard of education then was very limited and poor. Hence, most people were partially educated/uneducated.
3. Why did it take a long time for women to progress in science inclined fields?

4. Even if women are being discriminated against in the science fields and are paid lesser wages, why aren't they still inventing anything with the little they have been given?

Come to think of it, na pesin mama be this o.

Imagine say na your mama picture boys dey use masturbatê day and night and men wey wan fûck your mama reach 1 million. Abeg no be me o

Why are there more male investors than female? Even after feminism?

Who are we to disbelieve him?

Nigerians are sad people, very sad peoples. There is sadness and gloom all over the country. Its written in our faces, our emotions, interactions and the atmosphere.
The hatred in Nigeria is trifling.
Happy people are not
1. Tribalists: Most nigerians are tribalists
2. Greedy: Some of the greediest species of humans can be found in Nigeria, we are never contented with our status quo, we always want more and more even to the detriment of the society and fellow humans.
3. Wicked: The jungle justice mentality in Nigeria is a major source of our unhappiness. Remember the Aluu 4, a community rounded up a group of four innocent boys, stripped them, hit their heads hard with clubs and sticks till their brains fell outta their skulls and set them on fire. WICKEDNESS!!
4. Unforgiving: Nigerians don't forgive! Always praying for their enemies to die by fire

Nigerians can never be happy until we change and purge ourselves of these evil and anti-human traits we possess.

I can't help but congratulate the prisoners on their newly found freedom. Knowing how hard it is get out of a nigerian prison especially if you're a nobody, these guys should thank their stars. I don't mean all of them though, the robbers, murderers, rapists and thieves should be caught! But those who were sent to prison for sundry and cheap offences or those who ended up in the hole due to conspiracy and blackmail. A big congratulations!

Na this kind church wey pastor go dey preach but na your penìs dey pay attention.

ballabriggs: So should that stop me from voicing what I think of these wastes? You need to learn.

Onye orianya. How are they wastes?

Only if she's richer, or rich enough.

obyrich: That's Orji Kalu's house in his village, Igberre.

Its called Camp Neya.

All the Edo people in nairaland, you are all suspects. I don talk am o!

Tiwa is an angel. I'm in love with her. . . The kind of lady I won't waste time in getting pregnant

The appropriate thing the prison authorities should do is list the name of the escapees in national dailies. The public should know. . .
That's if naija is a country at all