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This got me laughing out loud





“men have learnt to shoot without missing,It has also learnt to fly without perching”.






Honestly na this way sure pass for some guys attitude towards ladies

Teeyoung1:
@ wildQuincy and cherishing u guys(ladies)wouldn't kill me with laughter o(asking questions like when will he come sef, reply; u won implicate me?

Are u good Bible scholar , I need answers now

Only for Naija wey u go see

Pastors Id card
Ushers with their own
Lawyers
Doctors
Students
Bankers
Even some drivers and some oloshies get their own...

and etc

Hope the id get place to fill ones profession to avoid carrying over id cards de waka for road

Love Machine:
Headline say many dead.

Ok Sorry for asking

Love Machine:
Where are the corpses?BTW,this accident scene looks old.

Corpses for what
Are u a mortuary attendant

Nawao

In this new Month


God help us Oh

Baba Godie na for hand we dey

wildQuincy:
So you want to implicate me? what makes you think I know when He's coming? even the bible doesn't know when! Pls you can help us find out just PM me as soon as you find out. Thanks

Ok
Question for Bible scholars ,I see you are still a learner in this
Wil pm u Tomorow .

jenigurl:
Lol

Good day

wildQuincy:
Loolz...funny enough you are still going to meet Him! So don't rush

When is he coming sef

jenigurl:
Haba

U don de madt Abi

mizzbouqui:
Of course uve met him, you met him the moment you got born again

Meant in real life, imagining me following him then as one of his disciples, eating meals at same table e.t.c nothing can be compared to that now. Its a wonderful life time experience .

Absolute Madness

wildQuincy:
Its funny thou! But thank God judas did it, if not, Jesus christ wouldn't have died for you and me

Christ wasn't an immortal being, would have Stil die , to me he die so early considering he started not so early .... wished I met him

May God continue to bless u real good

That moment where Judas gave out Christ to be crucified. After reading this place am always scared of getting kiss from close pals .




Matthew 26:48 Now he that betrayed him gave them a sign, saying, Whomsoever I shall kiss, that same is he: hold him fast.

Laying of hands

Person papa and mama dey jolificate themselves

chydon24:
The most stupid media reporting i have ever heard. An Igbo man can never think about that talk of bombing his fellow Igbo people. DSS or what ever they are called is still doing everything to label IPOB as a terror group. I think someone in this nairaland forum wants to prove a point but it will never work. I was waiting to here boko haram. Igbo's no matter what don't engage in such. Stop cooking stories that never happened.

Exactly my thought

iswallker:
am short of words right now. what a sweet lady on my mention. may i request you to add me on whatsapp as soon as humanly possible. thanks in advance...

Blushing
lets politicize first

iswallker:
interesting revelation....

pls site the case where the supreme court decided... ..it will make interesting reading...

note that bellos case has not yet been decided by supreme court..

and if true, it will mean that governors and house members that defected should have relinquished their positions, because the votes ab initio belonged to the party...

u de mind d mofon

NgeneUkwenu:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/07/court-rejects-sections-of-2010-electoral-act/

A Federal High Court in Abuja, yesterday, ordered election petition tribunals sitting across the federation to ignore provisions of section 140(2) and 141 of Electoral Act 2010, saying it was vague, unconstitutional and a deliberate attempt by the legislative arm of government to usurp powers of the judiciary.

Nullifying the two sections, the high court equally gave election tribunals nod to declare a candidate winner of any disputed election process brought before it, stressing that provisions of the aforementioned sections were inconsistent with both section 239 and 285 of the 1999 Constitution as amended.

It would be recalled that the National Assembly, in amending the Electoral Act, divested from courts the power to declare any candidate the bonafide winner of a disputed poll, stipulating that appropriate action the court or tribunal could take in such situation was to nullify the election and order a fresh one.

Dissatisfied with the decision, Labour Party, LP, went to court to challenge its constitutionality. The plaintiff joined Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, and Attorney General of the Federation, Mohammed Bello Adoke, SAN, as defendants in the suit.

However, the two defendants, who were represented in court by Mrs. Patience Osagiede Ofeyi and Ms Olufunke Aboyade, respectively, joined the plaintiff in asking the court to void those portions of the Electoral Act, contending that it ousted the jurisdiction of tribunals with respect to reliefs that could be granted in an election petition.

Delivering judgment on the matter, Presiding Justice Gabriel Kolawole, maintained that the National Assembly was bereft of legislative competence to dictate to the court decision it should take over a suit filed before it, just as he described section 140(2) and 141 of the Electoral Act, 2010, as an affront on the concept of separation of powers.

He held that the sections smacked off legislative tyranny, in the sense that it removed the constitutionally guaranteed powers of the court to declare a candidate winner of an election, stressing that section 134 and 179 of the same constitution imbued the judiciary with powers to declare the person with majority votes winner of an election process.

He noted that the National Assembly deliberately interfered with judicial affairs, saying the two sections were nothing but legislative judgment.

According to the judge, “Sections 140 (2) and 141 of the Electoral Act 2010 delimits power of the court to adjudicate dispute between parties in Election Petition. It, therefore, derogates powers enshrined in Sections 4 [8] and 6 (1) of the Constitution.

“The decision a court can arrive at in any dispute is based on the peculiar facts and evidences presented before it, it is not what any parliament can technically determine. Once a tribunal is seized with a matter in line with provisions of section 239 and 385 of the constitution, it can no longer reside with the legislature to curtail or abridge the powers of that court.

“I, therefore, find Sections 140 (2) and 141 needless and an unnecessary intrusion, it is my view that election tribunals can operate effectively without these two provisions.

“Consequently, it is hereby declared inconsistent with the provisions of the 1999 constitution and, therefore, null and void. The various election tribunals shall not be bound by the provisions of Sections 140 (2) and 141, it is thus accordingly struck-down, same being unconstitutional.”

The plaintiff had in an originating summon it filed through its counsel, Chief Chuwkuma Ekomaru, SAN, prayed the high court to invoke its jurisdiction and declare that the provisions of the said portions of the Electoral Act were inconsistent with the provisions of sections 6(6a), 134, 179, 285 of the 1999 Constitution as amended.

God Bless u for this

Let him use I instead of using "we" and add his cohorts name to it as people ready to die .

Ndi Ngwa how market



Uturu kwezuenuo


Long Live Abia State

Wow!
What a talent @6

And some ladies @36 displaying their >>>>>>


in the name of fame and fortune
SMH

Tuham:
lol @Cherishing | your words are true though but it doesn't apply to ALL| this simple article might be what 'someone' needs to become 'somebody'

GoodLuck to somebody then

kahal29:
Tell Nwadiuko and his Co Travellers Oooooooooooooo. They should rush to appeal court to get an injunction and stay of execution not a local government high court.

Lwkmh

E no concern me

advocatebaba:
E SAY JESUS NA IM FADA, WUZ D CRIME THERE...

WATS D CRIME THERE

No be to read 100s of thousands of wisdom nuggets but the application that matters.

kawazaki:
ARRIVER OF LIFE

u no kill me wit laf here

90% of them can never come back Nigeria to practice it

macloaded:
See this girl oo.....before nkor, will you agree to drop your number here? You guys should enter backyard jhoor

hehehehe backyard biz doesn't favor me