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The keke man is a SCIENCES STUDENT he done mis chemical together lol

biblegirl:
So the keke I entered today wanted to overtake a trailer. The trailer blocked him,then booom!, the keke man started warning the trailer guy
"I will jam you oo!"..
That was how I asked him to drop me without reaching my destination.... You want to jam him with what?...
You see weed?.....fear weed!!!.

Thanks a lot.

bingbagbo:
*DON’T WRITE YOUR SURNAME BEFORE YOUR FIRST NAME*

People must understand that the arrangement of names is standard across the globe. When you’re asked to mention or write your name, call/write your first name first before any other names and the name that comes last is presumed to be your last name/surname. For example, if you’re James and your surname is John, in writing your name, write James John not the other way round.

All over the globe, the standard practice is:
First name
Middle name(s) if any
Surname or Last Name

However, if you write your surname first, always put comma so that readers can identify it as such. For example, if you write *John, James* a reader will know that John is your surname and James is your first name.

Another acceptable practice is — you write your surname in caps and keep the first name in lower keys. For instance, *JOHN James* will communicate to every reader that your surname is John and your first name is James.

Also, if you want to introduce yourself with your titles, mention the first name first in the sequence. For example; I am
*Prof/Dr./Rev./Mr. James John*
It tells a reader that James is your first name while John is your last. In instances where you mention your surname first after your title, don’t add your first name. For example, “Hello, I am Mr. John” don’t add your first name James.

People are losing juicy jobs due to these minor mistakes they make at job interviews. Stop mentioning your surname before your first name. Surnames always come last that’s why in some jurisdictions, they specifically call it your *Last Name*.

Credit: https://www.ox.ac.uk/admissions/undergraduate/courses-listing/english-language-and-literature?wssl=1#

Unfortunately some followers and people paid the money with their "dear lives"

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"in 2014, GEJ inaugurated an Inter-ministerial technical committee on grazing reserves, tasked with proposing strategies for ending the herdsmen crisis.

Benue former Governor, Gabriel Suswan (PDP) headed the political committee on Grazing Reserves. The committee recommended recovery of all grazing routes encroached upon by farmers and recommended CBN release N100 billion to the 36 states for ranch construction.

The NEC under GEJ approved this recommendation and CBN actually released the N100 billion.
The Governors took the money but none constructed the ranches.

On January 15, House of Reps set up a committee to investigate reports that the funds have been looted and report within 4 weeks.

The Report is still been awaited till today".

Credits: Segun Adeyi

IF YOU HAVE THE EARS OF ANY POLITICIAN, TELL HIM/HER NOT TO SIPHON PUBLIC FUNDS!

May the Souls of the slain in Benue Rest in Peace.

#WarAgainstTheChurch

1. For many years, Deeper Life Bible Church (DLBC) has been feeding the poor for free especially during her Retreats - Bad for news.

2. Deeper Life builds a #3 Billion Naira Church facility to cater for her teeming multitudes-(The Church comes under attack for not giving the money to the poor by people who probably have never cared for others) Good for news!

3. Redeemed Christian Church of God develops a forest into a sprawling city (Redemption Camp) at no cost to the government helping to decongest Lagos-(No one is interested) - Bad for news

4. Christ Embassy inspires and sponsors hundreds of youths talented in the music ministry-Bad for news.

5. Churches establish universities ensuring that many otherwise jobless academics are gainfully employed - Bad for news.

6. Covenant, JABU, BIU and Landmark Universities are among the 10 cheapest private universities - Bad for news.

7. David Oyedepo Foundation now gives about N500 million annually in her 24 year old scholarship scheme to indigent students-Bad for the news.

8. Covenant University in less than 20 years ranks amongst the top universities in Africa ahead of many much older Nigerian Universities-Bad for news.

9. Pastor Adeboye and wife build rehabilitation centre in Epe for youths overtaken by drug addiction - Bad for news.

10. Adeboye and Oyedepo clock 50 and 35 years in marriage respectively-Bad for the news.

11. Pastor Chris gets divorced - news goes viral.

12. Sinach, Eben, Frank Edwards, Buchi, Samsung, Joe Praize all inspired by Pastor Chris-Bad for the news.

13. Daystar equips 20,000 kids as they return to school-Bad for the news.

14. Bishop Oyedepo subsidises transport fare in hometown to #20-#50 per trip-Bad for the news.

15. RCCG builds 80km road connecting Ikorodu with Redemption Camp/Lagos-Ibadan Expressway-Bad for the news.

16. Oyedepo builds #100 million Townhall in Omu Aran-Bad for the news.

17. Ayo Oritsejafor gives cars, money, Keke, sewing machines, grinding machines to the poor-Bad for the news.

18. Oritsejafor receives jet gift-(He must sell and give the poor)-News goes viral.

19. Winner's Chapel in FACT does NOT own 4 jets-(This is not good for them)-Bad for the news.

20. Pastor Adeboye flies to Zambia, Botswana, CAR, Rwanda in private jet-(He should have flown Nigeria Airways (sic)-News goes viral.

21. Winners Chapel 's gift consignment largest ever received by Rwandan Government - Bad for news.

22. Winners Chapel Accesses Koma Hills with provisions - plants school, church- Bad for news.

23. Olukoya, MFM provides cars and cash for 1st class graduates in Unilag yearly - Bad for the news.

24. Prisoners testify of how Church missionaries led them to Christ, became better citizens-Bad for news.

25. Winners Chapel gives provisions, food, cash to Osun workers after being owed 8 months salary by State Government - Bad for news.

26. Christ Embassy feeds thousands of children daily in her Inner City Mission Scheme (who cares)-Bad for news.

27. Red Cross commends Oyedepo for largest consignment of welfare aid asides government since Nigerian Civil war (who cares)-Bad for news.

28. Landmark University operates largest scholarship scheme among Nigerian private universities--Bad for news.

29. Bishop Oyedepo sits in Church owned jet (Perhaps he should be standing)-News goes viral.

30. MFM invests heavily in football-(who cares)-Bad for news.

31. Living Faith Church under investigation in UK - News goes viral.

32. Living Faith Church commended for financial integrity by UK authorities after probe, named as a good example for other NGOs-Bad for news.

33. Nigerian Churches attract largest number of tourists to Nigeria - Bad for news.

34. Nigerian Churches infrastructural development among highest in Nigeria-(who cares ) -Bad for the news.

35. Nigerian Churches now the foremost player in education at all levels in Nigeria-Bad for news.

36. Covenant University generates her own electricity - Bad for news.

37. Faith Oyedepo 'paralysed'-News goes viral.

38. Faith Oyedepo totally healed -Bad for news.

39. Christ Embassy provides succour for tens of thousands in Haiti - Bad for news.

40. Sierra Leonean President thanks Winners Chapel for relief package to citizens - (who cares) - bad for news.

41. Oyedepo jets out to Sierra Leone, Liberia and Ghana (he should have driven a car or ridden a donkey like Jesus)-News goes viral.

42. Deeper Life spends #1.2 Billion on overhead bridge to stem traffic (who cares)-Bad for news.

The Church of Christ will never be able to please the Gates of Hell. It's time to shake off the distraction

Culled from:

Aluko Adekunle Japhet

I can see G world wide hand oooo....so his trying to bring dawn dis boy,devil is a lier so d girl just wake up since d song was released,

WotzupNG:
Some la1qdies on twitter have called the attention of fellow twitter users to a line in Kiss Daniel's song 'Yeba'.

In the song, a female voice is heard saying 'uncle stop touching' in a manner that portrays the lady is being touched indecently against her consent by a man she's probably dancing with.

Those debating the line in the song claim it somehow glorifies or promotes sexual assault.

See Tweets below.

http://www.purplefeel.com/2018/01/uncle-stop-touching-twitter-users-kiss-daniels-song-yeba.html

Those female kids look like Davido or naa my eyes dey deceive mi ni

Angelanest:
A Nigerian couple who welcomed quintuplets after 10 years of waiting - celebrated their babies' birthday as they turned one on Wednesday January 10, 2018 (yesterday). The babies are reported to be the first set of quintuplets in Cross River state. Dr. Ekpo Edet, and his wife welcomed the five babies last year at the University of Calabar Teaching Hospital (UCTH), where he works in Cross River state.

The couple had been married for 10 years without a child.

The wife of the state governor, Dr. Linda Ayade, had visited the couple after the delivery, saying that the quintuplets were a blessing to the state and Nigeria at large.

During the visit, Ayade made a donation of N1million to the couple and another N500,000 to the medical experts who made sure the babies were delivered safely.

The wife of the governor also donated an incubator machine to the hospital on behalf of the state government to enhance their activities and service delivery.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/01/cross-river-states-first-quintuplets-celebrate-their-first-birthday.html

But the fucking man can criticize other people..FFK IS always high on white substance lol

lakesider:
I knew Ffk cannot withstand any criticism .
He blocked me on twitter for asking simple question

So he pain FFK like this men....so u see aw e dey be for body when you always lied against MR PRESIDENT and a lot of people...so if u are the president and BUHARI is FFK u would have sent assassin to terminate his life,just a lil fabrication lol u r crying,sir is it ?what sowere said? Because if it's a lie you don't need to cry foul lol...E PAIN AM

nemdy:
Former Aviation Minister, Femi Fani-Kayode has placed a curse on Sowore of Sahara Reporters and his entire family over the recent report about his marriage to Precious

Femi Fani-Kayode, says he has placed a curse on the publisher of Sahara Reporters, Omoyele Sowore, over the report about his marriage to Precious. Sahara Reporters in a publication released yesterday, alleged that FFK’s marriage to Precious is in crisis.

source: http://www.gistlover.com/femi-fani-kayode-places-curse-sowore-sahara-reports-marriage/




https://mobile.twitter.com/realFFK/status/949359700809789440

I thought FFK says his friends were arrested cos of the article he publish against MR PRESIDENT and every body here on nairaland started abusing and reigning course on MR PRESIDENT....we need to find out the truths BEFORE we condemn someone...I think FFK needs to be arrested for deformation of character to the president...

Nice

Stop this nonsense we are talking about human life hear you are talking of sleeping minister can anyone kill the GOVERNOR or the minister him self if not God.....if any of your family members are involved you wil not be saying someone is trying to creat chaos in River state.if the president or any GOVERNOR can't protect the civilians population let them resign or Impeached...stop playing ignorant sir.

dukie25:
Wike must resign says Amaechi, the patron saint of thugs.
The ediot continues to use federal agents/agencies to wreak havoc in Rivers.

The sleeping minister is doing everything to create chaos that would lead to a declaration of State of Emergency.
What Amaechi couldn't get through the ballot box, he wants through chaotic means.

You lie with those pics,those are not recent pics,those are old pics that you search for on internet try better to update ur blog oga..

metronaijadotng:
Drunken men and women were spotted in various sleeping positions around Calabar following the annual Calabar Carnival..
See more below

http://www.metronaija.ng/photos-drunk-men-women-take-streets-calabar-following-carnival/

#Fuel_Scarcity

I have said it times without number that we are the problem of ourselves in this country.

Have you read what the independent petroleum marketers association of Nigeria through its operation controller Mike Osatuyi said this morning about the only solution to this fuel bouhaboha?

Okay, Let me gist you..

They can no longer import and sell fuel at N145 per litre, as the amount is no longer feasible with the current exchange rate.

They want government to provide them a foreign exchange at a special rate solely before they can import.

They said they can only resume importation if and only if exchange rate to a dollar is N250 before they can sell at N145 per litre government insisted they should be selling.

They said they can no longer sell for N145 per litre at an exchange rate of N305 per dollar. Hence the price should be increased to either N167 or N170 per litre.

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My concerns and worries.....

I would like to ask, how much is the current exchange rate now compare to what we use to know before February this year? I remember exchanging a dollar for 350 early this year. And the same petrol stood at N145 per litre then.

Why do they have to wait till yuletide period (December) before this? Remember they tried to do what we are witnessing now last year december but they failed.

Since 1999 till date, I can confidently say that it was only last year Nigerians did not witnessed fuel scarcity in this country. The first ever since we returned to democratic dispensation.

Some of you might be astonished while am used to using 1999 as a microcosm to juxtapose my narratives. It was just because i was old enough then to think and reason well as a person. As a secondary school student then, you're no more a baby.

You see, what’s happening now has been pre-planned. They know what they are doing. Their plans weren’t successful last year, hence this one.

The only fuel that is been consumed in the country as I write are product been imported by NNPC. NNPC is the only one importing for weeks now, Hence the difficulties in circulation across the length and breath of Nigeria.

They are giving government conditions before they can import fuel. Are fuel marketers the only people doing foreign business in Nigeria that has to do with dollar?
Why must they be treated separately?

They said crude price had increased to $59 per barrel at international market and has made the landing cost enter subsidy. Imagine? They want government to subsidize for them by all means.

They also failed to talk about the naira that has also appreciated. When naira was N350 per dollar they were comfortable selling for N145. When same naira is now N305 per dollar, they can no longer sell for N145 unless the price is increased to favour them. Smart people.

You see, I’m just telling you this for you to know the kinda country me and you lives in.
Many of us don’t just know what’s happening.
Your enemies are within.
May God save Nigeria from Nigerians!


@Better Nigeria
Let's preach love

so u don't check b4...i think you need help the most....SO u r also member of #100 mg,that came online to write rubbish without confirming the report...200 plus Nations VOTED in favour.

SouthEastFacts:
200 and wetin? You need help.

Like people don't care abt someone that bears your name SALAMRUSHDIE...so naa die be your name,

SalamRushdie:
Like i have said I can never have empthy for anyone bearing Buhari

You were told to go back simple world if not that you have black mentality you should have obey the instructions...then you can later explain thing to them in a gentleman way....instead of doing strong head...pls no they drag issues with men with gun except your father na ABIJA OR FADEYI OLORO..

NwaChibuzor419:
I was there live this afternoon at Cerdarcrest hospital Gwarimpa. My friend and I wanted to see the hospital receptionist but we were denied entry by the rogue policemen telling us to go back saying something like "oga pikin dey inside. No pass tha line no pass am". I was reluctant and wanted to go through but I was blocked again and this time they cocked rifle threatening to shoot me if I trespass. I wonder what kind of country is this. Denying me of my own right to access our useless healthcare even after being taxed monthly.

So ENGLAND, FRANCE,Germany Austria,and other 200plus nations that VOTED against AMERICA are terrorist, oga your post weak me...read more and listen to news don't just read the headline ok

koropotopoto:
Buhari is a terrorist
terrorist voting terrorist - ngeneukwenu

Oga!Oga! How many time did I call you? Naa nonsense you write...ok,so if America tell NIGERIA to start a War with Ghana we should do so cos America say so,were are the American's when we need to fight Cameroon for Bakasi peninsula??if ENGLAND AND FRANCE GERMANY that America can't do without VOTED against AMERICA....so what's you problem here either we vote for...always follow the majority not the minority Ogaa ade!!!!

IkpuMmadu:
https://etimes.com.ng/seven-reasons-think-nigeria-should-have-not-voted/

Why don't you release this when you are having problems with petrol marketers in the state around May and june?that make alot of people to surfer,if not for the help of GOVERNOR Aregbesola of osun that help by talking to the marketers. Now you are trying to score free political points..please why don't you give the fuel for free? I beg go pay youR workers there salaries..

temitemi1:
Governor Peter Ayodele Fayose of Ekiti State taking step to reduce the hardship being faced by his people because of scarcity of fuel.



https://mobile.twitter.com/GovAyoFayose/status/944939008722919424

So u just came across this since how many year?..men you try small..u wan dey blog abi ?

mytime24:
This woman just suffered an accident and wit her broken leg and pain and
she's feeding her baby waiting for help. d luv of a mother has no limit God bless mothers all over the world.

❤❤❤❤ a word for her please ❤❤❤



#lalasticlala pls move it to Fp lets bless all mothers

e no easy jarri

So Rolando no fit brags lol[color=#006600][/color]

Don't you read before you comment?they said those filling stations had fuel but holding them...making the people to surfer...pls try to read and understand before you comment..dont just read headline ALONE okay (quote author=emmie14 post=63553171]Sealing 20 filling stations is worsening the already bad situation. Supply them with the products and they will commence normal sales. Dpr are not serious or honest.[/quote]

He needed the attention of the pastor like daddy freeze....naaa traffic he dey expect,@Renor or what is your name you just know this, this year Why don't you say something for the past 6 years or more than today? I beg go sleep and sniff more of your powder..

When there was fight between Ekiti State governor and the
oil Marketers in the State which led to the artificial fuel
scarcity in the State, the governor said, the fuel scarcity was
an empowerment opportunity for Ekiti Youths through Black
Market.
Now, there is a similar situation in the Country, the same
Fayose is asking that Buhari should resign.
Yes, I'm seriously pained by the scarcity,and I can't just
imagine the agony,which masses are currently facing, but
Fayose is an hypocrite!!!

Bro don't mind him some people wil just read headline and start jogging...BUHARI s HIS OR HER PROBLEM..many people here on nairaland are just kids dat s privilege to have a phone...and star writing rubbish

motikorede:
Have never seen such an asinine comment ever since have been reading commentaries on this thread ... Even a goat would have more sense ... What an absurd thing to say.
I think its high time nairaland started shedding of some of its members especially you .

Oga shut up...who s talking about riches or Muslims here? TRUMP fail once again to start 3world War,he try with north Korea he fail,so his trying to start it Arab country he fail now...so Christian no they Palestine?? I beg try to be student of history not just think because u see 100# recharge card load u just come online dey start write nonsense....quote author=resurgentxtian4 post=63511242]

Are you richer or more accomplished than FFK? How many of the Muslims who are criticizing him on this forum are richer or as successful as he is. Do you know who FFK is or the pedigree of his family? He can always ignore Nigeria and live comfortably elsewhere but he is here fighting for the rights of marginalized Christians in Nigeria and you are saying rubbish![/quote]

FFK is just a noises marker...this are the list of country that vote massively against AMERICA despite TRUMP treating any country that vote against him..now the handwriting is clear on the wall for TRUMP now..no one s scared of there government since TRUMP the clown took over...even people fear buhari pass him lol..peahttps://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/943895292138741760/photo/1

sassyqueen1:
awww,this is why people should Humble themselves sometimes....me too I'm broke

wat work for her may not work for u...so double ur work

My People:.

I am often amused how or why there can be so much argument over public documents. . So I have done my own investigations, and the results are found below. Let the discussions continue.............. And there you have it................ Bolaji Aluko.......................................................................................
AUTHENTIC INFORMATION ON EKITI EXTERNAL and DOMESTIC DEBTS between 2014 and 2017

External Debt as at 30th June 2017 Ekiti Debt: $67,257,880.64

https://www.dmo.gov.ng/debt-profile/sub-national-debts/2171-states-and-federal-governments-external-debt-stock-as-at-30th-june-2017/file

External Debt as at 30th June 2014 Ekiti Debt: $48,075,639.85

https://www.dmo.gov.ng/debt-profile/sub-national-debts/1065-federal-and-state-governments-external-debt-stock-as-at-30th-june-2014/file

External Debt Increase for Ekiti State between 30th June 2014 and 30th June 2017: $19,182,240.79

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Domestic Debt as at December 31, 2016 Ekiti Debt: N85,049,678,107.89

https://www.dmo.gov.ng/debt-profile/sub-national-debts/2033-domestic-debt-of-the-36-states-and-fct-as-at-december-31-2016/file

Domestic Debt as at December 31, 2014 Ekiti Debt: N30,460,634,167.79

https://www.dmo.gov.ng/debt-profile/sub-national-debts/1059-domestic-debt-of-the-36-states-and-fct-as-at-december-31-2014/file

Domestic Debt Increase for Ekiti State between 31st December 2014 and December 31, 2016: N54,589,043,940.10

_______________________________________________________________

Compiled By Prof. Bolaji Aluko, former Vice Chancellor, Federal University, Otuoke, Bayelsa State

tribalistseun:
Gtbbank is dead already there burial is on 2nd of january

.for your plastic mind baa?

neonly:
Buhari sef

naa buhari wake u up dis morning?

Good words,pls what can some do to start online business Pls no abuses just need an info