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Food › Re: Whale In Lagos(with Pics) by chic2pimp(m): 5:42am On Nov 07, 2010
[quote author=invisible! link=topic=545927.msg7093902#msg7093902 date=1289104515]True, it was obasanjo that actually called them on phone to go to the beach and 'chop'. Your brain is warped![/quote]grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Are Igbo Girls The Most Beautiful Girls In Nigeria? by chic2pimp(m): 4:39am On Nov 07, 2010
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=449513.msg7091155#msg7091155 date=1289061470]So ify is Igbo/ Hausa?

That is cool, exotic even. I loff hearing about uncommon mixes.

Unfortunately, Yoruba mixed with anything is not exotic anymore, since Yoruba men just dey bang anything as they go. I've met Yoruba/ Haitian, Yoruba/Asian, Yoruba/Brazilian, Yoruba/ French etc. . . .yawwn.[/quote]grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin.
Do I sense there I say it a hint of jealousy? tongue
Culture › Re: Yoruba Cultures - What You Want To Know! And What You Do Know! by chic2pimp(m): 3:35am On Nov 07, 2010
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=544320.msg7092489#msg7092489 date=1289074914]When I was younger, I've been beaten by my neighbors for misbehaving. As I grew up, it became clear to me that the more an outsider corrects my action, the more shame I bring unto my parents. Anytime I go to a family or neighbor's house, when asked to eat, I'd often respond with "No". I look unto my parent's face to decide my answers. If my grandma winks her nose or move her lips somehow, it means she wants me to say "no". Sometime when I get in trouble in the midst of a crowd, I'd be secretly pinched right away to let me know I'm in trouble.[/quote]A Big Lesson that I learnt the hard way grin.
Politics › Re: How Does The Thieving Of Corrupt Nigerians Affect Their Kids? by chic2pimp(m): 3:19am On Nov 07, 2010
I was actually best friends with a child of a corrupt thieving politician. However that was back in primary school so I don't think we ever talked about politics and what not. Although the way Teachers used to kiss her(his) arse(I mean it quite literally) would forever be edged in my Memory. I assume they knew about her(his) father's Ill gotten wealth hence their strange behaviours.
Celebrities › Re: Lepacious Bose Says - I Am Very Choosy When It Comes To Men by chic2pimp(m): 2:32am On Nov 07, 2010
Look at that Ashewo above him. *SMH*
Romance › Re: Men Can Handle Rejection Much Better Than Women by chic2pimp(m): 2:29am On Nov 07, 2010
@POSTER

You are only stating the Obvious.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by chic2pimp(m): 2:06am On Nov 06, 2010
Haters ke? cheesy cheesy. . . . . . Abeg what would we be hating on? undecided huh. Is It the fact y'all have gone 2 decades without a league title to your name? shocked shocked grin
Celebrities › Re: Lepacious Bose Says - I Am Very Choosy When It Comes To Men by chic2pimp(m): 1:30am On Nov 06, 2010
Cuddlemii:
In conclusion, Lepa can still love-vendor herself up afterall kelly price and the likes did it.
I am plus size too and I appreciate stylish and sexy orobos.
The names I mention are celebrity orobos that are hawt.
Lepa what's her face's case is beyond repair. No amount of P.i, mping up can change that face of hers.
Me sef appreciate Curvaceous ladies however Lepa Fatty is neither stylish nor hawt.
Skidoc:
Exactly o! This Lepacious Elephant of a thing cannot be less than size 22. And here is a size 14 Cuddlemii taking it all personal.
bawomolo:
toccara and lehideous bose are not in the same category.
Hehehehe grin grin grin grin grin grin
bawomolo:
men like chick2pimp would date anything cheesy, the question is can you keep a man
Amadioha fire ya mouth angry tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Your Preferred Top Three Epl Coaches by chic2pimp(m): 12:32am On Nov 06, 2010
dayokanu:
Before carlo Ancelotti won in 2003 Milan hasnt won anything in Europe for almost a decade. In between they were often as low as coming last in a CL group or not even qualifying Despite having players like Weah, Bierrhoff, Maldini, Albertini etc,

Carlo revitalised Milan.
You beat me to it. I was about to reply his post. Milan Fans would have Carlo back in a heart beat.

medjai:
men, na Wenger luck shine now. LOL. I know EPL and other major leagues once had 3 teams playing in the UCL before it was increased to 4 as we have now. I never knew of a time when EPL had only team representing it in the UCL. Wenger is a world class coach. How many managers have been able to go a season without losing a game or go on an unbeaten run of 49 games? Arsenal were average before Wenger, whatever European cup they won notwithstanding. Chelsea also won a UEFA Cup Winners Cup back in the days and couldnt make a headway until Abrahamovic's revolution. Pre Wenger Arsenal and the current Arsenal are world's apart
How So?
George Graham's team had probably the greatest ever Back 5 in English football history, yet you call em' Average. I guess you and I must have different definitions of the word 'Average'
Politics › Re: The Greatest Nigerians That Ever Lived (zik, Awo) by chic2pimp(m): 7:06pm On Nov 05, 2010
Aigbofa:
I know. Reminds me of one Col. Odemegwu Emeka Ojukwu.
You want make all the Ojukwu Loyalists/Fanboys descend on me abi? grin grin
Culture › Re: Abeg Who Can Teach Me Ekiti? by chic2pimp(m): 7:05pm On Nov 05, 2010
100% Omo Ekiti!!!

Born and Bred In Ado Ekiti cool cool cool
Politics › Re: Primate Ayodele: The Prophet Who (fore)saw Independence Bomb Blast. by chic2pimp(m): 6:04pm On Nov 05, 2010
Bloody Liar!!!
Who Does This Fool Think He Is Deceiving? huh huh

Foresee ko Popsie ni.

Beaf:
I'm shocked that this so called prophet is getting time of day from esteemed NLers. He is just another charlatan among many, hoping for relevance by making vague "prophesies."

[b]Me too sef wan prophesy!
[i]Behold brethren! Lo, I see the heavens open and a voice like thunder speaketh; "tomorrow will come, then night will come and day will break. This will happen again and again in a cycle."[/[/b]i] grin
. . . . . So It Is Written And It Shall Come To Pass grin
Politics › Re: The Greatest Nigerians That Ever Lived (zik, Awo) by chic2pimp(m): 5:54pm On Nov 05, 2010
Buncha Internet Warrior!!!! Mtchewwwwwww.

If War start 2day, How many of una go wait fight? huh undecided. Silly dudes, talking about war from the comfort and safety of their homes. Shiorrrrr
Culture › Re: Abeg Who Can Teach Me Ekiti? by chic2pimp(m): 5:42pm On Nov 05, 2010
Me sef wan learn Ekiti oooo. Who go tish me?


EKITI KETE!!! cool
Sports › Re: NBA Season 2010/11 by chic2pimp(m): 5:31pm On Nov 05, 2010
JeSoul:
^ouch! grin Chic2pimp who dey vex you today? grin

Rondo Vs. Rose Career Statistics:
No Mind me Jare grin grin
Nah Bawo cause am oooo grin. Imagine the cheek on the the dude grin. He remains in denial of what has become of the Chicago Chickens tongue post Jordan Era.

bawomolo:
are you smoking the same spiked weed with A-40.

rondo has never outplayed or sodomised rose. any GM who picks rondo over rose needs a mental checkup. rondo is overrated and wouldn't be able to run a team without the help of an aging but still elite supporting case. rose would be starting in the all-star game while rondo backs him up.
I guess we all are witnessing the effects of the Ganja you keep smoking. However you can't say I did not warn you.

Rose has the potential to be better than Rondo however as we speak, Rondo is clearly the better player. Any GM that picks Rose over Rondo needs to be locked up in an asylum and should never be released until he gets the pyschiatric help he requires. Also Dude stop foaming in the mouth jor. I swear you were using words like 'Old Man Garnett' grin grin grin and what not just before the playoff started, so why the sudden change of tune? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by chic2pimp(m): 9:35pm On Nov 04, 2010
Lavezzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii One NiL Napoli
Family › Re: What If Your Daughter Conceive @ Age 5? by chic2pimp(m): 9:25pm On Nov 04, 2010
REALITY101:
[size=20pt]Doctors found that Lina had a menstrual period at the young age of 8 months old[/size]
[size=20pt]GOODNESS GRACIOUS!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked[/size]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by chic2pimp(m): 8:52pm On Nov 04, 2010
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Shey Arsene Wengay tiff your wifey for previous life? grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by chic2pimp(m): 8:44pm On Nov 04, 2010
Mariory:
Yes! And Like dayokanu said, Lebouef played the entire final against a good Brazilian side in 98 were he faced the real Ronaldo. Lebouef signed for Chelsea in 96 and played for us till 2001. I know all this info is surprising after some of you folks have deluded yourselves into thinking Chelsea were a nothing club before Abramovich. grin
More like a dazed Ronaldo.

nateevs:
Who argues like this anyway. . ? What has world cup winning players in one club got to do with anything?
How many world cup winning players have played in ManU? What has that changed?
Tbh, the question shoulda been 'How many Worldcup winners have played in the premier league during their prime years'?.

nateevs:
Arsenal fans firmly hold on to frivolous things. . . Is the throphy famine that bad. . ?
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Culture › Re: Rites Of Passage - What's Your Most Favoured ? by chic2pimp(m): 8:04pm On Nov 04, 2010
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=439146.msg7075582#msg7075582 date=1288854509][s]First 43 yrs on earth ---> The world still revolves around me. [/s][/quote]You are troublemaker sha ahn ahn tongue
Celebrities › Re: Lepacious Bose Says - I Am Very Choosy When It Comes To Men by chic2pimp(m): 7:38pm On Nov 04, 2010
Cuddlemii:
Do you guys know Jasmine Sullivan, the sexy big beautiful musician. Do you know Tocarra Jones the plus size model. Raven Simon, the actress. Even Adora Ikoh, a Nigerian actress e.t.c.
Hold on a Minute, Are you comparing the Plus Size Toccara Jones to Lepa what's her face? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Even Adorah Ukoh should never been mentioned in the same breath as Lepa whatever her name is. Or isn't this the Adorah you were referring to

Romance › Re: The Ugly Woman's Burden by chic2pimp(m): 7:24pm On Nov 04, 2010
[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=545226.msg7078923#msg7078923 date=1288886495]Theres no such thing as being ugly. Its all about whether if you know how to take care of yourself or not. Thats it.[/quote]FAT LIE. Oya Repeat after me 'BIG FAT LIE'.
Let's not kid ourselves here oooooo.
Romance › Re: 13 Year Old Boy Sleeps With Two Teachers! by chic2pimp(m): 7:13pm On Nov 04, 2010
[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=247148.msg5157979#msg5157979 date=1261404318]Child abuse![/quote]For where? shocked shocked shocked Abeg comot for dat side jor.
Here is How I see it

13 Year Old Girl + Fully Grown Adult Male = Child's Abuse

13 Year Old Boy + Fully Grown Adult Female(Cougar) = Lucky Bast, ard grin.
Family › Re: A Sound Slap From His Mother-In-Law! by chic2pimp(m): 6:54pm On Nov 04, 2010
Siena:
As hypothetical as me being Larry Holmes.
. . . . . . Or Iron Mike Tyson grin.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by chic2pimp(m): 6:50pm On Nov 04, 2010
Mayhem On The Gaynners Thread As Per Usual, Oh well nothing has really changed in that respect. Once a GayMan, always a GayMan.
Sports › Re: NBA Season 2010/11 by chic2pimp(m): 6:45pm On Nov 04, 2010
bawomolo:
man sharrap,  what does your team have at PG besides derek fisher and his AARP card.
check the stats playboy, derrick rose has come correct this season.
Your shamelessness knows no boundary.
As A40 correctly pointed out,Rondo has outplayed Rose thus far. Infact Outplayed is putting it mildly, sodomised and ra, pe.d without condom is more like it.
If that overrated piece of garbage called Rondo has consistently murdered Rose, shouldn't that give you an Idea of how shitty Rose really is?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The AC Milan Thread: 2021/2022 Serie A Champions! by chic2pimp(m): 6:23pm On Nov 04, 2010
hustler:
I pray we can get Andreas Beck (i like dat player) and Cissokho as our fullbacks ooo, and we will be fine,
Same here. Also, How I wish we could somehow get David Santon off Inter.
hustler:
@Chic2pimp, Papa is good on the ground, pacy and all but his positioning is very very poor, lets hope he can improve on that so we no go waste money for market again.
Yep his positioning is extremely poor however with time, he'll improve that aspect of his game.
dayokanu:
Stop deceiving yourself. They offered you Cisshoko 2 yrs ago and you rejected him saying nhe has rotten tooth
Well, that was Berlu's way of saying he was not willing to pay that exuberant amount of money
Politics › Re: DaLover: 80% Of Nigeria Oil Is Not Produced In OMPADEC(niger delta). by chic2pimp(m): 5:53am On Nov 04, 2010
Lol @ Becoomsodomised trying to claim Itsekiri all in the name of Oil. Ole,Barawo,Onyeshi grin
Politics › Re: Who owns oil? - This Madness Called Niger-delta Struggle Must Stop by chic2pimp(m): 4:58am On Nov 04, 2010
gadogado:
6) All this rubbish boils down to ND not wanting to share oil money and wanting to keep it all to themselves.
Where did you Get the idea of NDs wanting to keep all the oil money to themselves? undecided
We would like part of the money be used to develop our state, or is that too much to ask for?

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=544256.msg7074959#msg7074959 date=1288841668]They come into our lands, pullutes our air, land and water, cart away the oil and gas, sell it for billions and come give us hand outs, then make those ridiculous laws like the land use act e.t.c to keep us in check. If great men like Ken Saro-wiwa and co have lost their lives in this struggle, isnt it high time something is done.

I think the militants need to step up their fight!! angry[/quote]Chei nah so e pain you reach grin
Politics › Re: Who owns oil? - This Madness Called Niger-delta Struggle Must Stop by chic2pimp(m): 4:26am On Nov 04, 2010
With the amount of Oil wealth we have in the ND region(Rivers and Delta especially), those two states should be by some margin the most developed state in Nigeria. Or at the very least in the Top 3 or 4.

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