~Sauron~:

This is what i like to hear.
You see. . . .breaking a babe's focus is ma area of speciality.
I will break, damage, destroy, split and fracture your focus so what say thou?

chic2pimp:

@ CH[b]AMOEBA[/b], ELDEE & SHARON

May Amadioha destroy una a$$es and leave you begging for mercy!!!

~Sauron~:

This is what i like to hear.
You see. . . .breaking a babe's focus is ma area of speciality.
I will break, damage, destroy, split and fracture your focus so what say thou?

platinumnk:

hehehehehhe my friend was mad at me cuz he wore a turtleneck in April  and he had a presentation in the morning  

heehheheh, then I found out about toothpaste

~Sauron~:

His spunk is useless in a spermatozoa bank.
They have started profiling in em organisations now.

Someone like Messi, Beckham, Bill Gates, Federer are grade A donors. . . . .Their spunk go as high as $5,000,000.
But Chic2Chimp has no obvious talent, he is a midget, he is an albino and he walks with 1 K-leg and 1-bow leg.

His spunk cannot be more than $0.00005 per 1000 litres.

eldee:

Hand yourself in now before it gets too late.
I don't want to see your face on the school website

eldee:

Hehehehe . . . besides no one wants to take the spermatozoa of an ex-serial self-servicer.
When your baby is kicking in the womb, the one from Chic2pimp will start w@nking

chamotex:

Sauron, she's no where near your area

y me:

get ready to ginger my swagga baby  
cause am gonna make you scream

i don disappear o

y me:

get ready to ginger my swagga baby
cause am gonna make you scream

i don disappear o

eldee:

I'll try the toothpaste style . . . I have a feeling that toothpaste will make it extremely painful.
So now I need to find a chic that gives really bad hickies.

chamotex:

There's nowhere for you to hide anymore . . . you are now at a dead end.
If I was you, I'd report to the nearest police station immediately before it gets worse.
DNA don't lie and sooner or later you would be found out.

How only your semen would block the fuckin drainage still amaze me

chic2pimp:

Sorry mate that ain't happening
As an 'A' Grade student my face is always on my school's web

eldee:

So that's where you get your A's?? W@nking??

Diva 2.0:

@topic, #noshade but many guys would lie about the number and nature of casual relationships they been in.

~Sauron~:

We only discuss such in the pubs.
Why tell your woman you have been with 357 babes? Her heart will smash into atoms.

Diva 2.0:

No I mean they lie to their fellas about how many women they've been with. There's evidence even here on Nairaland.

No I mean they lie to their fellas about how many women they've been with. There's evidence even here on Nairaland.

dayokanu:

^^ You meanchickenshrimp lied he has had several women when he has only been serviced by PALM-ELA??

~Sauron~:

Only boys do that.
Men don't brag about such non-event.

dayokanu:

Thats for teenage boys and under 22. How can a grown man be bragging to his colleagues at work he got some last night when almost everybody did get some bootay

dayokanu:

^^ You meanchickenshrimp lied he has had several women when he has only been serviced by PALM-ELA??

eldee:


So that's where you get your A's?? W@nking??

He even buys condoms all the time to look like he's actually doing stuff

Maybe he doesn't want to feel less of a man. What better way to make everyone at work respect you than to tell them you're screwing the hot secretary or the boss' wife?

Don't corrupt my God fearing mind jor
I'm still a virgin ooo

chic2pimp:

I'm not one to brag but my first class degree in  Medicine speaks for itself

dayokanu:

At a certain age It expected you are getting it. So why make an announcement of it. But as teenage boys when its difficult, any of such conquests would be seen as having climbed the top of Mt Everest or won the US presidential election

dayokanu:

David,

You mean you dont attend those speed dating events?

You dey miss o

dayokanu:


Depends on the definition. If it involves a female, YES, If its self service. Hell NO

eldee:

Yeah . . . you specialise in the field of Medicinal Masturb@tion

Diva 2.0:

LOL don't try to do that separation thing now. You know that I ain't lying that's why you're smiling.

I dont miss nothing. I find life is much easier this way . . . dont have to worry about condoms or STDs or someone's feelings.

Diva 2.0:

Speed dating is for losers lol

Are you in anyway calling DayoK a looser?