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mehn d struggle is real. beta 2 die that way than under buhari recessive economy.

instead of fighting, arresting and calling cops, I will just ask my friends and family members to send me what they where able to capture with there phones early enough before they start deleting it

Lifestone:
I still don't get comfortable when I see thread on job search. We should focus on job creation. If you can't get a job, create one for yourself

simple.i do ask many graduates job hunting to look around them and see how people survive, if that man without an ssce is able to get something going and feeding himself and family then you should not be an exception. a 3rd class graduate that is already independent is one thousand times better than a depending first class graduate.

Airfore1
Airforcepikin
pinkjacket
onila
muma gee
op you see this set of guys, I will dash you them and even add money for you to accept my offer.

op no vex but wetin kwansin u. money na him get, moto na him own oya mind your business.

let the scheme be scrapped so that youths should know what to do with there lives immediately after graduation, imagine spending one year of your life without direction.
The earlier you get into the real world after graduation the better for you, receiving 19,800 for one year then been jobless for like 5 more years with adequate frustration. besides the money federal government spends on this program annually can be used to help supplement payment of salaries across the federation.
one full year is enough for someone to acquire a skill to a good extent.
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jaymejate:

NIGERIA BANKS ooo

Collect mansion cos of 100k borrowed

If we start that one here, na the Fulani people go suffer am cos any cow wey waka anyhow, that's a potential collateral, i go carry am

lol. even fowl for my area hear this news find there road

LeView1:
when we say men are dogs they think we're being mean.

which specie is your father and the man fuccking you, I guess they must be Germany shepard.

MrEgbegbe:

That's a big lie

The Army or Police don't give a fucck if you're tatted like Lil Wayne or Wizkhalifa

The police or Army didn't disturb people when tattoos where considered as a taboo in the 90's and early 2000, why would they give a fucck now that lawyers, Bank Managers, CEO, Army guys, Doctors all have tattoos in Nigeria

She's just naturally dumb

Why would someone tell you that there's a new law in Rivers state that bans tattoos and you decide to pay them 10k, it's just like saying that there's a law that bans wearing clothes in Rivers state

We can't take a girl who writes lives in Nigeria as "leave in Nigeria"

Ignorant lying girls

bro I would have agreed with what you said but one of my own boss, this is not a story, burned off the tattoo on his arm with hot iron after an encounter with police while travelling tru benue, he had to give them 5K before they let him go.

God bless the union,but human being suppose chop rice, Abeg why una no dey add wedding venue and date for all this pics? abi that rice we the bag go be 10k neva enter market?.

fufuNegusi:
but why spend millions to HOST a show, when you know you"ll favor one contestant over the other
simply call the fav contestant and hand over the money to him/her and let us be, leave us with our sanity, leave our airwaves and national dailys


nepotism is never the way forward


am saying this because the few times i have watched this show BBN Tboss has never been active as other housemates, very boring babe

shey na fine we wan chop?
abeg make una go joor

the do recover the money through voting etc

lol, what is the difference, have they been giving it or free before. ?

DaddyNick:
As a young graduate who got a job with a starting salary of N60,000 monthly and you have a fiancee who is also a graduate and has a job of N40,000 monthly, do you guys think one can start a good home with this a raise a decent comfortable family in Nigeria?

brother very much, all you need is to plan, have seen family survived on much less than that.

you still dey ask us ?? as for me , I rather drink garri without sugar in my little hut peacefully, than eat suya in another man's mansion where I will be ordered around. am not proud of myself, I just leave the life of a lion, it wont eat grass even when the forest is dry.

xendra:
Yimu..but if it was a woman now you will run here to type these hoes ain't loyal.

if you think its good for d goose then its also good for d gander

has there been any time the hoes where loyal

boss abeg lockup, dont tell her anything and don't ask for favours. she might not even suspect anything. If there is anybody you should talk, then it should be the owner of the joint so that when next you come the girl would be waiting for you inside and you come out separately.

Towncrier247:
A woman at the scene claimed the man was impotent and decided to sever the body part "as it was not of any service to him".

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lol, this part got. abeg somebody help me ask her how she take know cos this bitchies are really not loyal.

iKnowevents:
Lol, you don become Angel Michael vice, abi book holder?

if I turn angel Michael vice, hell fire go full be dat cos house of assembly, senate, house of reps, office of the presidency, office of the governors, north east etc there name I go delete am.

iKnowevents:
Actually someone fit no spend anything at all for wedding. Borrow suit, wife tie wrapper. Use finger rosary for wedding ring. Invite only yourself and your bride.
Marriage ceremony end, go home chop "sunday rice" for Saturday. Wedding na wedding... but all get their own taste and dream.

so you know ? you come dey pepper us with some kind list. angel Michael abeg remove this guy name from your list. him no deserve to make heaven.

bros 805k is not a small amount in this period, someone can still have a nice wedding with half less that amount. take the break down.
DRINKS........50-60K
anybody wey person malt standard make him carry him money go buy wine.
FOOD........100k
buy ur bag of rice and let the bride frnds cook or her church members. it is a wedding celebration not a pdp stomach infrastructure programme.
MC......3k
haba bros you no get any comic frnd. you can even call dem for free.
DJ......5K
if e pass this amount, use your china phone play music, na dj, no be life band.
MAKEUP ARTIST........0k
the bride friends can handle this for free, after all na she carry her hand do the wey u see for her face before you toast her.
DECORATION.......30K
you can hire the amount of chairs and tables you want, collect from church if people come plenty.
HALL......30-40K
no be by force to rent hall self, you fit use the venue or your compound. reception na reception, venue no matter.

SUITE........30K
you can even get lower self if you price well.

VIDEO/COVERAGE. ......25K
ask for recommendations from people around, you will get a good quality video coverage for that amount.

CAKE........15-20K
no be bag of flour them wan use bake na. at most na half bag, with that your amebo aunty wey sabi
bake, you don over come this stage.

GUEST..........100
no invite plenty people, most times you no go recover. just few family and friends is ok

CONCLUSION. ...
aunty and brother abeg if you are ready to get married don wait til you have a million naira or have a million, this is the reason why young bachelors and old sisters are everywhere. most of those things you pay exorbitant prices for are things that people around you can do for free.
but if you have the money why not, send me your invitation to attend your wedding for dubia self, I go come with my pepper dem gang members come jollyficate cos you knw say money no be problem.

I support her. beat them up gan. infact call pepper dem gang leader to join you. he is manipulating her emotionally, even if they eventually get married, he will change tactics and always threaten her with divorce. .

Integrityfarms:
If Dino can succeed without knowing or asking for his original certificate, then, life is not all about good grades.

simple.

with the way things are going with Nigeria police force, I think the entry qualification should be raised to atleast bsc, if not, oyo for us. let educated people take over the force not must of this borrow me your waec reult make I take apply that we see in the force.

Doriana2:
You still don't get it. Successfully running a country is not related to how wealthy you may have become. Wealth can be acquired through unscrupulous means. Your mental ability to process information, proffer solutions to problems and apply them decisively is important.

back in our days at uj, my roomie graduated with a 3rd class but was the most respected guy in his set, all his friends came out with 2.1, guess what, he taught them all, our room was the save heaven they do run to during exams period. Every body has a story, if you should judge a fish inability to walk on land, you will end up making it feel stupid for the rest of it life. my point is that not all 3rd class are born out of unseriousness on the part of the student.

biz2get:
So a girl that tells you outrightly that "this is how the relationship is going to be"

You should seat down and follow her right.?


You are truly Inmatured.

I guess your matured brain did not see elements of pestering from the guy.

oviejnr:
a C4 in that chamber will completely solve these issues.

lol, this part got me.

vadeonly:
Will that really work out

yes bro. cos that is what she is blackmailing him with, once the cat is out of the bag ,blackmail ends.

let him open up to other members of the family about his illicit relationship with her first. that way kicking her out won't be a problem.

PaulKillerman:
trash talk kid, u know nothing,
Its good its well spelt out, so everybody knows their stand, and no child's play when the D-day comes. As u grow older u will understand why this is absolutely necessary..

mr adult stop following call girls.

Ologogoro:
Smelly, No be like that, She's my customer as well, she wanna withdraw some cash in my office, My attendant bears that Name. She wanna transfer to my account so my attendant would give her the cash , so I told my boy yo reserve 100k from what he will take to the bank .

bro u bleeped up big time. y asking her for sex, when you can easily get it once both of you are 2geda. no lady in her right senses would agree to sex via chat except if you guys have hit it off before, or she is a call girl.

airforce 1 where are thou.

joblessness is really hitting them hard already, if not who has time for this shit.