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Business / Re: Zenith Bank To Acquire Union Bank by Chidonc(m): 9:48am On Mar 15, 2020
dadebayo1:
I knew Union bank is in trouble when i visited a branch and the cashier said no more teller grin just call out account number and deposit amount while she inputs it directly into the system.... Reducing cost of printing grin grin grin and then empty teller chair grin just a matter of time....
Stop acting funny, it's the same procedure in almost all banks currently, you write the account number on a piece of paper or call it out .

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Politics / Re: Influential Traditional Rulers Who Were Dethroned In Nigeria. by Chidonc(m): 4:02pm On Mar 11, 2020
sassysure:



I'm actually a very private person. Love my personal space a lot.


Don't mind that lady. She once told me that going to Trinidad and Tobago makes no difference as the currency strength is almost the same as British pound.

She and her friends always come around for fried rice and stuffs. Cook, they don't know how to cook.
She is on her way to sixty. Retired police officer. Saw her one day and she dressed like an early 20 babe in the university and I told her if she is in Nigeria, she will be mistaken as a prostitute.
She was so mad. Was wondering why she was mad. She dont know we dont paint words. We say it as we see or feel it
Told her to watch patience ozorkwor and co,.come back and tell me she is angry I equated her to a prostitute cheesy
She said patience need psychiatric evaluation cheesy cheesy
This lady, let me not talk.
I have suffered cheesy
A very wonderful lady. Has grand kids already.
Lots of horses.
Was telling your bros she want to go to naija with him if he want to travel. Ur bros being a naija guy travelled without telling her grin.
She will just disappear if she see owambe by the side.
She has even gone to naija church just to watch Nigerians but was afraid to approach one.

Abeg free her door. If she wants to come to naija, link her up. Let's build up our tourism little by little with people like her.
Politics / Re: Influential Traditional Rulers Who Were Dethroned In Nigeria. by Chidonc(m): 3:55pm On Mar 11, 2020
Unbiased1:
Non from Igbo land cheesy
The Obi of Onitsha and those of Nnewi communities must be very disciplined people not to have been dethroned since 1445 and 1500s
Once you mind your business, avoid politics and do not take sides, definitely no body will remember you exist talk more of dethroning. When last did you hear about the obi of onitsha. Except during traditional festival. How many government function have you seen him attending like sanusi. Dude is a ghost.

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Crime / Re: Man Sentenced For Stealing Fried Meat At Aso Rock Hotel, Lagos by Chidonc(m): 6:45am On Mar 09, 2020
winningwinner:


You too are not serious at all, until it happens to you... You might be looking down on the action, but the person wearing the shoes knows where it pains. The hotel owner might have been enduring countless losses which made him do what he did. Yes, you called it "common meat" but that's where he irks his living from... If everyone working there took to the same line of stealing meat, how many will remain and how will he pay their salary?
Better face your own business. Do you know how long that has been happening and they will all deny ever eating meat? That he summed the stolen meat to N5000 does not mean the man ate the whole N5000 meat at that time... That was his own share of the accummulated stolen meat in the hotel... Next time, tell your brothers and sisters to desist from stealing, because it can land them in jail...
Them no go understand, imagine every worker tasting meat to check if it's properly fried, nothing go remain to sell. Nigeria is one of the hardest place to do business, insincerity of staffs are really killing businesses, imagine a restaurant where kitchen staff also come with their own rice to cook and serve customers, bar men smuggle their own drinks to sell. Visitors check into hotels and not recorded by the receptionist etc. Most of these people shouting the man is harsh don't understand how hotel business works.

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Crime / Re: Man Sentenced For Stealing Fried Meat At Aso Rock Hotel, Lagos by Chidonc(m): 6:37am On Mar 09, 2020
Drakkernoir:


I swear......

Haba...court, untop fried meat...

The judge sef no try......
The judge tried brother. Na correct man, na community service to sweep court compound him give am oo. If na some judges, that guy for rub at least one month or two weeks for Kiri Kiri.

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Politics / Re: Yahaya Sharif-Aminu: Protest In Kano Over "Blasphemy Against Prophet Muhammad" by Chidonc(m): 8:45pm On Mar 04, 2020
beardedboy:
Firstly, it's wrong to insult other people's religion especially if it is a religion that is constitutionally accommodated. So that man should be apprehended for his sacrilege.

Secondly, those uttering insults above should be banned for their religiois intolerance. If we check now, they're from "religion of love". Religion of love indeed when they're the ones that go about insulting otger people's religion. But if their "lord, saviour and messiah" is called gay now they'll be kicking (bucket).

Finally, I urge the northerners to be calm and law-abiding. However they shouldn't desist in creating awareness till the culprit is punished.
Stupidity is after reading what's up there and you didn't realize the musician that caused this problem is also a Muslim. Fool.
Celebrities / Re: Davido: My New Private Jet Has Arrived by Chidonc(m): 10:35pm On Mar 01, 2020
Sniper101:


This Davido bragging dey tire me bros

That year wen Nigga sing... "30billion for the account eh ye" ...na so I argue with so many clowns on different social media space say Davido nor get reach 30billion naira for any account, anywhere. If not, being the childish braggart that he is, he for dun buy like 3 different Buggatti, take dey show off first, even before this year 2020 started.

Davido too sabi dey make mouth.
At a point sef me fit even begin believe say wiz-KID get moolah pass the guy.

...the 'actually rich' people don't usually boast about their wealth.
The guy is not what even a billion. At most 200-300m. If him get am be that ooo. Most of these young chaps they believe anything. Person go enter us once in six months, snap like 500_1000k pics with different location and clothes, come dey post am weekly or monthly. They shout shutting down us.
Celebrities / Re: Davido: My New Private Jet Has Arrived by Chidonc(m): 10:30pm On Mar 01, 2020
2sexycom:
Davido's selling point is always being in the news for whatever reasons. If you understand this, you will know why he does it. Wizkid wey get money pass am, success pass am no dey make noise... e get why. Davido sabi lie but the sad thing is, a lot of Nigerians think it is easy to buy private jet... hmmm... even the richest men have them for rental use only.
Bros lower this audio before them stone you. I laugh in Swahili when many of these young chaps here believe that Davido can afford a private jet. Even high profile stars both footballers and singers they rent. Even Celine Dion put up her own for sale do to cost of maintainance.

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Crime / Re: The Man Who Jumped Into Lagoon On Third Mainland Bridge Was Dumped By Girlfriend by Chidonc(m): 11:25pm On Feb 27, 2020
Ifesinachi22:
I suffered a heartbreak just yesterday.
But i won't commit suicide because of her.

To even imagine it was still that yesterday that i bought a phone for her. She lost her phone and put her Sim in her roommates 2nd phone. I emptied myself and bought a phone for her. She saw my ex pics on my phone and flayed up calling me many names, a womaniser that can sacrifice anything to have her tight pussy. The thank you she will tell me is that am a womaniser that she's done with me. The insult was too much that i blocked her yesterday. I unblocked her this morning and made a threat that if she leaves I'll release her nude. With this i pinned her down. I love her so much and can go to any length to keep her. Am never going to release her nude. But she calmed down immediately she heard this. She has been seeking for advice on Facebook groups the whole of this evening. I've been seeing her "i need advice" on Facebook groups.

She has been loyal since 2pm that i told her this.

Am the boss grin grin
Wait till legal action is taken against you, your eyes will clear. Blackmail is also an offence.

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Business / Re: Apart From Yahoo, What Are You Doing To Make Money Online? by Chidonc(m): 11:49am On Feb 25, 2020
Chimeluv:
I do surveys, PTC, type captchas undecided...
Can you help us with how you receive your payment.
Romance / Re: Viral Video: Lady Spotted Urinating On The Wall, Like A Man by Chidonc(m): 11:06am On Feb 25, 2020
punisha:




Funnel like whaaaaat?
How u take see that one bros?
Abi u be the woman-man for pishoor?
It's sold on wish
Romance / Re: Why Early 30s Is The Best Time To Settle Down As A Man. by Chidonc(m): 11:01am On Feb 25, 2020
All this talk na ferouz. When God bless you and you feel you are both financially and emotionally stable to settle down, na your time be that. Early 30s o, late 20s oo, mid 20s etc. Na when man wake up from sleep be him morning.

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Health / Re: NAFDAC Warns Against Taking `Maishayi’ Tea Made By Hausa Tea Vendors by Chidonc(m): 9:09pm On Feb 24, 2020
vincentjk:
They mix TM and egbo inside tea hmm. Who beg them abi na by force to high ni smh

I think I'll only stick to their indomie and egg, tea and bread if this is true
This is pure lies, if anybody buys tea and decides to add to and the rest to it, that's their business but saying Mai Shayi adds such to their tea, I can swear it's a lie. I am not hausa but have been drinking Shayi from aboki almost all my life. The major ingredients in their tea, Lipton ,sugar some uses saccarin, Ginger and sugar. You Decide if you need milk or bonvita. In some places just hot water then you tell them what to add.

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Romance / Re: In A Relationship With A Single Mom; Please Advise by Chidonc(m): 9:24am On Feb 24, 2020
WilliamsTheGrea:


I do graphic design and I sell social media followers and likes and affordable price for Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, LinkedIn etc.
Baba make we discuss offline. Is your pm working.
Business / Re: Can't Withdraw From Paypal To My Uba Prepaid Card. Help Please by Chidonc(m): 7:04pm On Feb 23, 2020
linusmels:

Africard is not working for withdrawal for now
Ok brother. That means selling to exchangers.
Business / Re: Can't Withdraw From Paypal To My Uba Prepaid Card. Help Please by Chidonc(m): 6:57pm On Feb 23, 2020
Mywd:
Please bro don't be angry o....... Cann one receive money through PayPal in Nigeria??
Yes. But you will open a non Nigerian PayPal, after which you get an africard from uba(high definition for dollar transaction). You link it up with the PayPal address, you can transfer funds from there to the africard then withdraw to your bank account
Travel / Re: EU Plans To Impose Visa Restrictions On Nigerians by Chidonc(m): 6:54pm On Feb 23, 2020
These guys are making billions from Visa fees, why Dem no go dey bounce more����

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Family / Re: My Wife Is Circumcised And It's Affecting Our Sex Life by Chidonc(m): 6:30pm On Feb 23, 2020
Mymynd4u:


What is gotontula
You can Google the name also
Family / Re: My Wife Is Circumcised And It's Affecting Our Sex Life by Chidonc(m): 6:29pm On Feb 23, 2020
Mymynd4u:


What is gotontula
It's a natural aphrodisiac, normally gotten from north east, it's just like udala. It causes severe wetness all day and erection for male
Family / Re: My Wife Is Circumcised And It's Affecting Our Sex Life by Chidonc(m): 4:45pm On Feb 23, 2020
thalpy:




No difference. We just got married. And its like we are dating too. Its just that its now made known formally in chirch. So what would i have done if we were dating? is it not same thing i can still do now. Or you are saying breakup and even if i broke up someone will still marry her. So breakup is not a solution. And mind you she told me earlier and i confirmed when we started making love and no sex. Since i didn't see clitoris but didnt know it has huge potential effect. And for the childbirth you mean every circumcised lady gove birth through CS. Mehn that’s saddening.
Look for all these gorontula sellers, buy Tor her to consume occasionally. It's a natural aphrodisiac, it makes the female sexual region wet on it own for easy penetration.
Travel / Re: What Are Your Regrets For Leaving Nigeria? by Chidonc(m): 5:55pm On Feb 21, 2020
pweeryambre:
My hubby worked for years with a marine company that was owned by his fathers village childhood friend also known as their uncle. he was so loyal to this man that a korea company came to do a partnership business with his uncles company for a year, which went very well by the way. but when they were leaving they asks for any worker that wants to join them to go back to korea to work, and all except my hubby stays back to take care of his uncles ship as a boiler room enginner. After 3 years contract with the korean company, his colleagues are millionaires now living in korea, while my husbands uncle fired my husband along with half of the staff to employ his wives village people, till today with no pay, no explanaition nothing nothing. thats my hubbys biggest regret today.
Tell your hubby that life is about personal interest. No matter how good your landlord is, you are still a tenant. Once it's time to leave, he should learn to say goodbye and move forward, my own and their own are not similar phrase.

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Business / Re: Solomon Nwadiogbu Sues Eko Hotels Over Illegal Seizure Of His N400M Belongings by Chidonc(m): 5:28pm On Feb 16, 2020
executive12:


If you are not talking about stolen funds or fraud, then how many can be counted as rich in Nigeria. Nigeria is a huge criminal enterprise. Extremely extremely difficult to get rich legitimately in Nigeria.
Sir, Nigeria maybe a huge criminal Enterprise, but their are people still making cash in hundreds of millions legitimately. I have seen many first handedly.
Romance / Re: Is It Right To Date My Employee? by Chidonc(m): 5:14pm On Feb 16, 2020
may320:

That guy merely commended your wisdom thru the advice you gave.
Check the Op's moniker first.
Ok boss
Business / Re: Solomon Nwadiogbu Sues Eko Hotels Over Illegal Seizure Of His N400M Belongings by Chidonc(m): 4:41pm On Feb 16, 2020
Okuda:


point of correction. no legal business of any man would take care of his 6years expenses in a hotel of that magnitude. you cannot ball like that on a legal source of income except you have decided to go bankrupt at one point.
Pray may God open doors. Money dey this life, I am not talking about stolen funds or fraud. There is money in this country, people are balling.
Investment / Re: What Investment Advice Do You Have For Fellow Nairalanders by Chidonc(m): 9:31am On Feb 16, 2020
SFSNIPER:
Happy New Year ladies and gentlemen.

I'm creating this post so people can learn from it, including me.

What investment opportunities or advice can you give to a fellow Nairalander as we step into 2020. Let's help each other grow.
You can actually give a detailed breakdown if you want.
Thank you.

Mine:
I advice you to buy Bitcoin and keep watching for a market boom when you can sell and buy again.


Once again, cheers to a happy 2020

CC: dominique, MrKnowitall
How far bro, do you still buy wood for chinnese in bauchi?
Romance / Re: Is It Right To Date My Employee? by Chidonc(m): 2:34pm On Feb 15, 2020
Bbbwings:

Op's moniker is Enemyofdarkness
Ok
Romance / Re: Is It Right To Date My Employee? by Chidonc(m): 2:16pm On Feb 15, 2020
Bbbwings:

Enemyofdarkness
Hearken to this sagely advice,
Dispute my post in a reasonable way and stop shouting enemy of darkness. Do you think once he starts sleeping with her he will have control over her actions. Stop deceiving yourself, is either he sacks her and they start their love life while he employs another person, or he allows her face her job without mixing his business with pleasure. business and pleasure doesn't go hand in hand, you must Concentrate on one at each point in time. Shallom
Romance / Re: Is It Right To Date My Employee? by Chidonc(m): 1:50pm On Feb 15, 2020
Enemyofdarkness:
You mean that may crumble my biz?
Brother man. Man no dey shit for where him dey chop. If you want to date that girl, sack her first. Remove pleasure from business. Imagine a scenario where the shop dey short cash but you no fit para because you dey gbensh sales girl, you pay her monthly, give her transportation,money for hair, offering money, buy her gifts and other expenses. You self reason am as a guy man. One love.

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Education / Re: Ilaro Polytechnic Suspends Adegboye Olatunji, SUG President Over Cultism by Chidonc(m): 8:35am On Feb 11, 2020
psalmz:
Wasted opportunity,he had a golden seat given to him,he wasted it,another thought a he must have being threatened to join them ,perharps a threat that would have affected his family
That guy is on full black regailia. Brother na strong man tey tey, no be today him waka.

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Politics / Re: Obiageli Mazi Promoted To Assistant Headmistress By Governor Zulum In Borno by Chidonc(m): 9:05pm On Feb 08, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

This thing na arrangee na
Imagine
"Governor Zulum had during an outing 6:30 am on Friday to assess public institutions, encountered Mrs Obiagelli already at school, waiting for her pupils"

Pure arrangee.

During the time of former pdp national chair Adamu Mu'azu as governor of bauchi, he once visited bauchi tresury by 7:00am to just to know how the staffs reports to work. Funny enough, he met mostly the security and cleaners.
Politics / Re: Omonigbalebo Orogono: 118-Year-Old Woman Appointed As Special Adviser In Bayelsa by Chidonc(m): 12:27am On Feb 06, 2020
valentineuwakwe:
please allow this woman to rest in peace while still alive and enjoying her old age? What will she do with gov't appointment than you providing electricity, security food and access to health care for her as an elder citizen of your state and Nigeria....tomorow na, her children and family will be fighting over her salary or pension wen she is gone.....This country self!
Calm down and reason. The appointment is to help her, how much is the salary, it just to support her. Wetin concern adviser and pension abi you smoke cow shit.

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Family / Re: Car Issue: Am I Being Fair To My Wife? by Chidonc(m): 6:15pm On Feb 03, 2020
Opeyemiebun:


Thanks alot, I believe you know how these extended families behave ..
I will let her have hers but I also desperately need one.
There is this feelings that come with my job when a client sees you dropping from a bike or Uber. A job they should offer you for 1m,they will look down on you and negotiate you for 400k.
Aside the economy side of it, Families will believe we are so much in money and the responsibilities will increase
I am into aluminium and steel works so I understand the job aspect. Why not get her the car and be borrowing more often���. The days you really need the car, you go and drop her with the kid and still pick her up when she is done. She seems a nice woman, you guys can share

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