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ceewai lebi: Its-because-its-d-girl-dats-marrying-d-boy

luvmijeje: I hate orange and yellow colours,it can't be found in my wardrope nt to talk of putting on.Share yours.

moonbaby: The best thing to do as a wife or anyone in a relationship (especially we ladies), is to just remain calm down anytime he is upset, raising your own voice could aggravate matter.

My mom used to tell me that when dealing with people, I have to “mo iwa fun oniwa”. Since you know he’s the temperamental being, just try and remain calm at all times.

I know it could be frustrating but you can never have two drivers in one car…

optimist82: Am falling in love with my dad..... What do i do?

holusormi: and why won't he be jealous of u when u are constantly rubbing off your success in his face ?..u might not be doing it intentionally buh if he's jealous of u, then it's cos u are giving him reasons to...try not to talk about how well things are going for u to him,, just downplay your successes anytime you are with him, tell him about non existent fuckups, tell him a fake story of how u lost a deal or a fake story of how a woman dissed and embarrassed u on the road,,, just don't be a super-man anytime u guys are around each other,, friends like that always have their uses, trust me...he had more usefulness than uselessness,, use his envy to your advantage..,,..use him well, his envy won't make him realize u are using his ass.

osaxx: 1.CATHOLIC IS NOT AND NEVER A CHURCH
2.CATHOLIC IS VERY OCCULTIC
3.CATHOLICS DONT PRAY
4.ALL RITUALIST IN FESTAC TOWN ATTENDS CATHOLIC,BECAUSE THEY ARE HIGHLY WELCOMED
5.MANY CATHOLICS ATTEND MY CHURCH, WHEN THEY COME BACK FROM MORNING MASS IN CATHOLIC
6.PRACTISING SOMETHING FOR 1MILLIONS YEARS DOESN'T MEAN ITS RIGHT
7.THEY DRINK ALCOHOL IN CATHOLIC DURING BAZAAR/HARVEST
8.CATHOLICS ARE SAME AS MUSLIMS THAT IS WHY BOKO HARAM PREFER THEM
9.BOKO HARAM ATTACKS ON PENTECOSTAL CHURCHES USUALLY FAILS, BUT SUCCEED IN CATHOLIC....WHY?

DONT BLAME THE WISE CATHOLIC YOUTHS....TIMES HAVE CHANGED..NO MORE PAPA SAYS..I MUST GO TO THIER SOCIETY

slyfoxxjoe: Not surprised in the least. Lampard has repeatedly demonstrated he is a heartless fellow. I remember he got into a scandal back in 01 for mocking Americans at heathrow airport the very next day after the september 11th attacks. Heartless guy I tell ya!

Slap me: Benitez is a big disgrace i they laugh chelsea fans

figment232: im a chelsea fan but man city has to win.I despise man utd

shymexx: What's the noise about? - every loyal Chelsea fan knew Di Matteo won't last long anyway... He's a good coach, no doubt - however, Chelsea is too big for him... We spent a lot this summer. Tbh we should be playing better than we're atm, and yesterday's loss is unacceptable... Pepe Guardiola is our man!!!

Thanks for last years Champions League and all the best in future, mate... You're still a Chelsea legend!

Wilife: ...I still think taking a 25 litres keg to the filling station is the best way to find out if the pump is properly calibrated.

Be that as it may...don't think there is any filling station that does not cheat.

Some are just better than others...

For me MRS filling stations have always been the closest to 'reasonable'...

Ur thots...

ow11: Simple! They charge SS3 and SS7 at 4k. Add Big brother and Mnet and you are getting close to paying for the premium bouquet. This will make people pay for premium bouquet OR a better pricing regime would be

1. Have certain channels as base then charge say 4k for sports bouquet, 3k for knowledge bouquet and so on. This means those people that like sports but hate big brother, africa magic and music channels can pay for base price of 1.5k and an extra 4k for the remaining sports chanels. This will increase subscription for DSTV and reduce monthly spend for customers.

2. Religious people can pay for base 1.5k and the christian bouquet for an extra 1k. The base alone would have those crappy Nigerian channels and maybe CNN, Food channel and the likes.


These two broad options are plausible

Kechybee: D Aeroplane in question is actually called "CESSNA 182T" as stated also by MTN. The Cessna 182T Skylane is an American four-seat, single-engine, light airplane, built by Cessna of Wichita, Kansas. It has the option of adding two child seats, installed in the baggage area. It's worth about USD$398,100 to USD$410,000. The problem with Nigerians remains that we dont read and we dont pay attention to details. From the very first day I saw that advert, I noticed the name of the Aeroplane and decided to enquire more via google and other search engines. The naira equivalent of the plane is actually N64,million which is what the girl chose. We all have and use blackberry and other internet enabled devices yet we dont use them well. U guys saying N64million cant buy a plane should google and learn more about CESSNA-182T to find out how big or how small and how much it costs. It is actually smaller than a helicopter, but d fact is dat it's an aeroplane. Enough of d insults on MTN pls.

GCRS87: Mallam Yuguda, shey u were once said to support the Boko boys financially. Dnt cry to fed. Govt. for help, seems u're not havin alot to steal. Talk to ur boiz (Boko haramist) to stop the bombings so dat dos lookn for safety in ur state wil go bak to dia respectiv states. U're givn boko haram money evry month to spare ur state (jst ma thought).

SELFWORTH: I don't understand this fascination with Jet and Ministers of God. Jesus did not own a single thing while he lived on planet earth . You don't need all these material things for your life to make a real impact on lives of other fellow beings or leave a lasting legacy. None of these material things bring any fulfilment of any kind.

How does the jet bring glory to Christ?

ItsModella: 1. Norbit
2. Ukwa
3. Osuofia in London
4. Crazy, Stu.pid Love
5. Big Momma's House 3