₦airaland Forum

Passy089:
Nawao

Hehe.. Big WaaO

Wizzy and Davido who's the best? Does it matter? Abeg leave them be..

You all like to drink paracetamol for no tangible reason.

Interesting

LalaLushness:
I like typhoo too ok will try sparkling water
Never tried that before

Cool Health is paramount.

kings09:
Next time add dat snakes were found in the flood, dat shld get lala's attention

Hahaha. ... Meen you damn hilarious

Meanwhile Desiigner have been spotted somewhere in Lagos, see his ride:

Guys make una stop this nonsense abeg. Stop disgracing yourselves and wallowing in self pity. Every Jack that has never been to the four walls of a tertiary institution is out there getting paid, heck they don't even complain half as you guys, so what if you a graduate, does that mean you are entitled to some kind of special treatment, y'all better wake up...

Me, I can't even remember where I dropped my certificate.

Lol.. Chai see gobe

LalaLushness:
Men i really struggle .. sometimes I wont eat if no chilled Coke around
Its like real addiction I have tried to the point if I drink water I throw up
So I just try drink tea as much get small water from there

Hmm.. Yeah it feels really satisfying I know but you gotta fight it.. Was once in your shoes, but the gasses and fear of Diabetes made me back down...
Tea is an excellent option too, xpecially green tea, can also try Ty.phoo blended tea bags, take it without milk or sugar since u kinda need it as a substitute for water.. (make sure it's hot/warm). . Can also try sparkling water.

misinterpretation of the holy book...

@Op, let me guess, they lived happily ever after right??

Fake Ass people

LalaLushness:
Only drink Coke ... if water touches my mouth might be fatal
KennyID17 abi

Pls stop taking soda, it's a killah.

My people una don see rain? That Apapa road is terrible, every road leading into & out of Apapa is a big mess.. From Airways to Tincan and even Boundary. It's quite disheartening considering its Nigerias Premier port.

Didn't mean to derail, trying to get the attention of some individuals. Created a thread about the roads but it didn't make front page, maybe cos Dammy Krane is not involved.

8: I got 3 numbers for ya: 4.1.9

9: Political thuggery

No special skill required, just be really loyal to any politician and ready to lick they arse.

10: Agbero

No special skill required here either just be very good at, constituting nuisance then find the nearest Bus-Stop and boy you made.

11. G boy

Skil: Just know the basics of operating a computer and create/buy a few scripts.. you go employ yourself and even your fomer employers.

12: Politician

Skill: non required just hold a certificate in anything (even if na Nepa bill) and be fantastically corrupt and you are good to go. Oh.. One more thing... you might need to be a Northerner. It's kinda compulsory these days.

13. PASTOR My favorite

Skill: Just be really good in mind games and using peoples head, you need to be able to twist the scriptures just enough to suit your purpose, feed them alot of bull crap and top it with repeated threats of hell if they don't do as you say. ... make I stop here..

Saying home

NwaAmaikpe:

Now who marries a failed rapper?

Chai see UPPERCUT! .. . guy bet why? ..

Eva right now:

These HOES and cutlesses got no chill..

Not her fault tho.. That man na Fire.


NO homo

Jezyfreezman:
gud thnk God

Splendid... Following

Jezyfreezman:
lolx i dey abj and rain just dey do shakar as if e go fall. Hw ur nest nah

Oh okay.. Rain no gree us rest for Eko here. My side sharp bro NYSC nd stuff... how bout you?

teamf:
if a language dies, so does the human spirit. A people without a culture will lose their self respect.

will copy dis down

Cooool

Language is actually the only thing that separate us Animals, peeps don't know just how important Lang is, everything concerning human existence is embedded in language. lose your language, you lose your identity.


I sorry for all this naive people wey dey form porch

claremont:
It's normal to imbibe the culture of the society you choose to live in, it's a sign of integration. I have seen quite a lot of Nigerians who came to the UK over 20 years ago, but cannot muster a decent sentence in proper English without interspersing it with pidgin and/or a Nigerian dialect. This clearly shows that these Nigerians have spent donkey years keeping to themselves in their little silos in a country that's not theirs, they haven't bothered to integrate. What I fail to understand is why immigrants fastidiously treasure their culture so much when they are outside their country, how has this so-called culture lead to anything positive in your home countries?! If you value your culture so much so that you choose not to integrate in a country you have migrated to, it's pointless leaving your home countries in the first place.

My point IS - the first responsibility of any immigrant is to integrate in the country you choose to call home. Integration might mean imbibing the accent, the food e.t.c of the country that has given you the opportunity to have a good life away from your home country. It's not a sign of inferiority complex to imbibe the language and other aspects of the culture of a 'foreign land' that has given the immigrant an opportunity to achieve his/her life goals, the people who should feel inferior are those who refuse to integrate overseas because they feel that their African culture is superior to others.

The comment the article made ''If a language dies, so does the human spirit. A people without a culture will lose their self respect'' is bullshit to be honest, it's the opinion of the writer. People who migrate to a different country are not doing it in search of self-respect, they are doing it in search of a better life. If they wanted self-respect, they could have remained in their home countries where, apparently, self-respect is a currency that pays the bills.

When in Rome behave like Romans Huh...

I get what you trying to say tho, you do have a point... But have you ever heard a white man, Lebanese or an Indian conscious or unconsciously speak like a Nigerian; that's an Igbo/Yoruba or Hausa? Even after spending donkey years here? Do they showcase it in Hollywood/Bollywood? But here every Joe that has never even been to an airport is forming Jand and it's so obvious in Nollywood and our music....

Which should i talk about?? guys who no longer eat local dishes just cos they spent some time outside? or peeps who travel out and actually refuse to come home.. (to each man his own tho not my business really)

Self respect can't pay bills true but nothing will make a foreigner respect you more than hanging on to your fundamental values, they are intrinsic..

Jezyfreezman:
hw ur syd

Cool bro.. You don see rain?

What exactly is the cause?? The much I know is that Diabetes is the failure of the body to metabolize sugar, sugar does not cause diabetes.... Right?

So I'd really like to hear from Doctors and more knowledgeable peeps in-house. What exactly causes Diabetes? What are its symptoms? (alot of people are living with it and gave no clue) Is it curable? or the best one can do is manage it... Pls help, that Diabetes is a killah.



NB: it might be common sense to you but alot of people need this info.

Lalasticlala mynd44 pls help me move to the right section

RIP brother Chai.




The Reaper smiles @ us all, all we can do is smile back.

Jezyfreezman:
hwfr #HBK

Brada man. I dey sharp sup?

jmaxjohn:
Don't be naive. It's not. Had perfect eyesight till I started using my android on full brightness at night. Now I got bad vision in one eye at night.
So glad my smartphone runs on nougat and I got live display set up. It dims the light and filters out the blue display, giving me a more reddish look at night which helps in preventing eye damage.

Same stuff goes for laptops. Always dim your display at night. My laptop comes with a function to remove blue light from the display. Just made using my laptop at night more comfortable.

Hmmm.. Alright... Just learnt sumptn

It's all exaggerated

Beautiful

7 minutes of intense exercise everyday is all he average person needs..

SMH.. . If Religion, or fear of Hell is the only thing that keep you in check..


Then you would'v been put to better use in the lab if ur Dad was into sperm donation..

mespusinglez:
I was chatting with my crush and one thing leads to another and she said this statement that almost made me to lose interest on her "dating one guy is risky.'
when I said why she then reply and said "what if he dies,"
I angrily stood up and left the date.-
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.
.guy did I did the right thing?
because I dislike girls that double date and looking at this lady she can do it to my face without feeling anything.
that's what I can't bear.

so guys what do you think?

What if the world comes to an end? y'all should find a second planet too while @ it.

Ahh. U pepol can talk lie Shaa


Okay, he went to deliver the letter but who received the letter?


If the President didn't receive the letter himself then what's the relevance of this News exactly

Nonsense.