₦airaland Forum

CaesarDon:
Yeah class act at least she didn't see you

You are a criminal! Why do I say this? If a normal being experiences the " so called agony you portrayed above" and still maintain the stoicism you exhibits in your reply to Post's, then you are superhuman with little or no emotions.

pcguru1:
Can someone define who a broke guy is, I think the context here is lost ?

The matter weak me!

Abuja is mostly golf 3, but other models plenty too.

[quote author=joshkiddies post=55343558]Nigerians sha, they will do anything to make people buy their product. A bread called "Efe Special Bread", has left us wondering if the housemate bagged an endorsement deal with a bakery, while still in the house.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/04/bbnaija-theres-now-bread-called-efe.html
[/quote

Can you vouch that his bread has not been in existence before the idea of BBN was conceived by the organizers?

bigx:
Dude is such a child
Na why him wife de beat am.
I've had darker knuckles from childbirth, them bleach me for belle?

If him beat his wife na una go still shout WIFE BEATER. So its a cool thing for a woman to abuse a man. Talk of double standard and hypocrisy. Moreover wetin concern the gbaza queen with Freeze moi moi?

MadCow1:
Receiving Stolen Goods is a Criminal Offense under the Laws of the Federal Republic of Nigeria..





#Ignorance is not an excuse under the Law.

It is your responsibility to carry out due diligence on the property before receiving or purchasing it.

Its common knowledge that a Mechanic workshop is a public place where pple go to get their cars fixed. So its absorb to state that the Mechanic received a stolen goods when its apparent that proof of ownership is not a criteria used to effect repairs on faulty vehicles.
Back to the topic, the Lawyer should seek for the enforcement of his fundamental human right immediately in a FHC based on the fact that his incarceration has exceeded 48hrs Max as required by d Constitution. He should also involve the Human right Commission as well as the Police Commission about the unlawful continuous detention

Secondly, the print media should be involved, just as I wouldn't fail to commend your effort in bringing it Online so that the Court of Public opinion would make an input. Please I would advise you to give detailed information about the Persons involved in the matter as well as the exact police station where the Mechanic is being detained.

Lastly, the next action the police would take is to charge him to court and add some trumped up charges that would make them look as if the are indeed committed to their job but don't be worried as the case would be thrown out once your lawyer file a No case Submission.

Pot belly is the best. The oval shape of it is my fetish. Its ability to make me lazy is ecstatic. The first and only quality I luk out for in a lady is the size of her stomach. I hate slim and flat tummy ladies, they are a complete turn off for me.

Quota me and inherit your generational curse.
#teampotbelly#

dovelike:
Am not excusing that. But its usually the man doing the 'hitting' in cases like marriages and that's so not fair. My anger here is that he had the audacity to go to his wife for sex after hitting her. Now that's brutal. He should be ashamed.

In this case, it was the wife that got violent first. Its a pity you refused to condemn her action with the same passion you exhibited towards the husband.
So are you in anyway suggesting that the man should position himself as a punching bag for the wife he married with his hard earned money?
For me o! Thunder go fire the woman wey go lay his hands on me. I go do am wetin Nigerian army do shiites.

People should heed this warning o

There appears to be rising tension in Ambrose Ali University, Ekpoma in Edo state over the recent hike in school fees of incoming 100 level students. According to a statement signed by Coordinator of students activist group, Indigenous Students of Edo State, INESS, Comrade Alex Peter, the recent increase amounts to a 100 percent hike from the previous amount paid by students in the institution. The group while condemning the hike also went ahead to allege that several students have already abandoned their admission due to inability to pay the new school fees as stipulated by the management. The statement also called on the Edo state governor Adams Oshiomhole to promptly look into the matter in a bid to reverse the new fees and forestall breakdown of law and order as the Student Union Government, SUG of the school may be gearing up for a mass protest against the new fees.

The Increment in school charges of incoming 100 level students is listed below.

1. Arts, Social Sciences, Fine and Applied Arts = #96,250

2. Economics, Public Administration, Business Administration, Banking and Finance = #110,000

3. Natural Sciences, Education, Agricultural Physiology = #112,500

4. Engineering, Microbiology, Computer Science, Architecture and Building = #112,500

5. Medicine = #160,000

6. Medical Laboratory Sciences, Nursing, Law, Accounting = #127,500

7. Institute of Education = #110,000
....................................

ADMISSION ACCEPTANCE FEE

College of Medicine = #75,000
Other courses = #60,000
...................................

OTHER CHARGES

Students' Union dues = #1000
AAU Legal/File = #800
AAU Students welfare assurance = #500
Matriculation gown = #2000

SOURCE - THE SUMMARY: http://thesummary.com.ng/index.php/news-categories/education/item/4401-tension-in-aau-see-list-of-outrageous-school-fees-to-be-paid-by-fresh-undergraduates-in-aau-ekpoma-over-100-increase

CC: Lalasticlala

Despite being a constitutional requirement that every state in Nigeria must be represented in his cabinet, President Muhammadu Buhari has sent only 21 names to the Senate for approval thereby effectively excluding 15 states from his much awaited ministerial list. However, there remains a speculation that the process of ministerial appointment will be done in batches by the administration.

Below is a list of states that have so far been excluded from President Buhari’s cabinet:

Ondo

Kogi

Abia

Enugu

Imo

Osun

Cross River

Bayelsa

Nassarawa

Kwara

Adamawa

Borno

Zamfara

Sokoto

Yobe

SOURCE: http://thesummary.com.ng/index.php/news-categories/politics/item/3727-list-of-states-excluded-in-buhari-s-ministerial-appointment

Report has indicated that People are more likely to be kidnapped in the South West than any other region in Nigeria, contrary to the perception that kidnapping is more prevalent in the South East and South South geo-political zones. According to the 2013 National Crime Victimisation and Safety Survey conducted by CLEEN Foundation, the South West has the highest incidents of kidnapping with 5% of the respondents from the region saying they have either been kidnapped or attempts have been made to kidnap them. The South South and the South East closely follows with a 4%. North Central has the lowest with 2%.

As for rape and attempted rape, the South South region is the rape capital of the country with 10%, followed by the North East, 6%, the South West and North West, 4% each while the South East has the lowest with 1%. Most of the respondents who claimed to have been raped said they were raped in and around their homes.

SOURCE: http://www.thesummary.com.ng/index.php/news-categories/crime/item/3723-south-west-is-nigeria-s-kidnap-capital-south-south-rape-capital-see-the-statistics

The major issues with Golf 3 are the electrical setting and front wheel. Apart from that, the fuel consumption is low, and spare parts of the ride is readily available.
You will surely enjoy the ride.

Trailblazer1:
He's John Oladele Nihi, a man who can go all the way for what he believes in. He's strong hearted, bold, courageous and above all responsible. He's a real man and now a celebrity.

Now, who the hell are you?

Abeg go sleep!!!

oyin17:
Tosyne2much are u handsome? I like handsome guys. as I ugly na only handsome boys I dey like

Shit mehn! U r rily ugly.

Airforce1:
When is funke going to show us her husband?

She don over ripe for marriage

Marriage no bi by force! Some pple are better off single. Ask oprah...

Guy wetin come make this ride a "give away"? The normal price for EOD in NL is 650-750k. Somehow, your car is overpriced, though am not in anyway trying to be a clog on ur deal. Happy sale.

I would appreciate someone who has in his/her stock a clean Nigerian used EOD or Big Daddy for the swap deal.
07069279374 or chika.chike86@gmail.com

GRANT OF BUSINESS PERMIT/EXPATRIATE QUOTATION
All applications by companies for Business Permit and expatriate Quota should be accompanied by the following documents:
(A) BUSINESS PERMIT
For only Joint Venture and wholly Foreign owned Companies.
(i) Completed Immigration Form T/I;
(ii) Certificate of Incorporation;
(iii) Memorandum and Article of Association;
(iv) Feasibility Report (should be certified or registered with Corporate Affairs Commission (CAC)
(v) Corporate Affairs Commission’s Form CAC2.3 & 2.5 OR CAC C02 & C07
(vi) JOINT Venture Agreement for partnership venture between Nigerian and foreigners (original to be presented for sighting);
(vii) Company’s Current Tax Clearance Certificate (Original to be presented for sighting);
(viii) Lease agreement for C of O for operating premises (original to be presented for sighting).
NOTE: For Business permit, the Authorized share capital must not be less than N10 Million in respect of each company.


(B) GRANT OF EXPATRIATE QUOTATION ONLY
Same document as in (a) above plus:
(i) Evidence of imported machinery, such as. Form M, Proforma invoice. Shipping documents and Clean Certificate of Inspection issued by Government appointed Pre-shipping Inspection Agents.
(ii) License/permit/Certificate from relevant Government Agencies/department/Ministries for operation or execution of project if company is engaged in oil services. Health care services, fishing, mining, constructions (Work Registration Board), etc (original to be presented for sighting);
(iii) Evidence of work at hand. Its duration and value attached to the contract(s) if the company is engaged in building, civil engineering, construction, etc (original to be presented for sighting);
(iv) Proposed annual salaries to be paid to the expatriates to be recruited indicating designation, names. Jobs description and qualifications (CV and copies of credentials of expatriate to be attached).

(C) RENEWAL OF EXPATRIATES QUOTA
(i) Completed Immigration Form T2,
(ii) Corporate Tax Clearance Certificate (Original to be presented for sighting);
(iii) Current Tax Clearance of the Expatriates (originals to be presented for sighting);
(iv) Expatriate Quota Returns for the three months preceding the date of approval:
(v) Detailed Training programme for Nigerians;
(vi) List of Nigerians understudying expatriate on prescribed format showing date employed, qualification, etc;
(vii) List of Nigerian Senior/Management Staff showing names, designations, qualifications, salaries per annum:
(viii) Certified Current Audited Accounts: and
(ix) Annual income tax Clearance Certificate of the Expatriate staff (original to be presented for sighting):

(D) ADDITIONAL EXPATRIATE QUOTA
Same documents as for renewal of expatriate quota plus:
(i) Evidence of acquired machinery or expansion if company is engaged in manufacturing in the form of Clean Certificate of inspection (CCI) issued by Government appointed Pre shipping inspection Agents;
(ii) Evidence of new contract if Company is engaged in constructions/Engineering and oil (original to be presented for Sighting) see b (ii) for guidance;
(iii) Evidence of acquired farm factory if Company is engaged in agro-allied business (original to be presented for sighting).

(E) RESTORATION OF QUOTA
In applying for restoration, there must be reason and proof for the reactivation and revitalizing the company i.e. previously depressed economy, increased demand for the Company’s product/services and acquisition of new machinery i.e Clean Certificate of Inspection (CCI) issued by Government appointed Pre-shipping inspection AGENTS.
(F) RE DESIGNATION OF QUOTA
In case where a Company has difficulty in filling owing to exigency of Operations. It is at liberty to apply for the re-designation of the affected position and this will be considered purely on its own merit.
(G) PERMANENT UNTIL REVIEWED QUOTA – (P.U.R)
The main reason for the granting of P.U.R quota slot for which a Certificate would be issued is to enable the foreign subscriber(s) adequately protect their interest and to give them a sense of greater commitment. The criteria and documents required for P.U.R are:
(i) Minimum share capital should be N10 million
(ii) Appreciable net profit of which not less than N2 million has been paid as Corporate Tax (original to be presented for sighting);
(iii) Certified and Detailed Audited Account;
(iv) Certified of Incorporation
(v) Monthly Return of Expatriate Quota;
(vi) Company organization Structure; and
(vii) Individual Income tax Clearance Certificate of the expatriates (original to be presented for sighting).
Note: Other factors that would also be considered when considering P.U.R request include: (i) political/policy direction of Government: (ii) company’s area of business to fall within priority sectors of the economy: (iii) Evidence that P.U.R would guarantee Technology transfer: and (iv) Company should have large quota portfolio and Corresponding share holding as an added qualification.

(H) QUOTA FOR INDIGENOUS COMPANY (FULLY – OWNED BY NIGERIANS
Same documents as in (b) above except Joint Venture Agreement

(I) WHOLLY-OWNED FOREIGN COMPANY
(i) Same documents as in (a) & (b) above except Joint Venture Agreement
(ii) Share Capital must not be less than N10 Million.

(J) AMENDMENT OF BUSINESS PERMIT
(i) Board Resolution on the changes in either the composition of the Board of directors, location of business or line of activities duly registered with Corporate Affairs Commission;
(ii) Extract of Minute of Board of Directors Meeting showing decision taken and attendance.
(iii) Evidence of resignation/Appointment of Directors (old & new) where applicable; and
(iv) Company Current Tax Clearance Certificate (original to be presented for sighting).
Note: Board Resolution should indicate names of Directors present at the meeting and must be fully signed by the Chairman and Company Secretary.

(K) FEES PAYABLE FOR SERVICES RENDERED
From time to time, fees payable for services rendered are subject to review. The currently reviewed fees are as follows:-
N
(i) Processing fees - 25,000
(ii) Grant of Establishment
Quota (Per Slot) - 10,000
(iii) Renewal of Quota Position (Per Slot) 5,000
(iv) Additional Quota (Per Slot) 10,000
(v) Stay of Action 5,000
(vi) Grant of Business Permit 50,000
(vii) Amendment of business permit 25,000
(viii) Regrading of quota (per slot) 10,000
(ix) Appeal Processing fee 10,000
(x) Restoration of Lapsed quota 55,000
(xi) Upgrading of quota to P.U.R per slot $10,000
(xii) Re designation of P.U.R Slot $10,000
(GM to MD or MD to GM etc)
(xiii) Re tagging Extension of Quota
(per Slot) 10,000
(xiv) Re-validation of Lapsed quota per slot 10,000
(xv) Penalty for late submission of renewal of private license 150,000
(xvi) Automation/Migration fee 150,000
Compulsory for existing Company
(xvii) Automation - 51,000

For more information visit: www.dripnigeria.com or call 07069279374.

Kwankwaso got it all wrong by basing his criticism of the GEJ administration on his inability to allocate more funds to the North. Personally, it would ve made more sense for him to challenge the present system of Government we are practising which has made it impossible for state to fully utilise their human and natural resources. The North are blessed with enormous natural and Human resource(Nasarawa state alone has almost 179 Natural mineral Resources), and the like of Kwankwaso should clamour for true federalism which would give them the opportunity to reach their full potential socio-economically . A Northerner being the president of Nigeria would not in anyway mitigate the High level of poverty and illiterary(lack of western education) in the North, rather true democracy would give them the leeway to develop economically, which would translate to an overall transformation of the region.
To cap it all, GEJ is not the reason for the under development in the North and other parts of the country, the system( which is akin to a military govt) should be held responsible. True federalism would bring Government closer to the people, and would in turn would make the seat of presidency in Aso Rock less enticing, and also it would propel people to understand the rudiments of Govt and as well to hold their leader accountable for any misgivings.

Hackerjay: Commot dat sean tizzle,he gat no talent....

If you are so talented, y haven't your song or whatever crap you do for a living been heard? Now I knw some jerks think thru deir anus. Fu*kface!!!

emmydaike: This is serious......but the man.4 no.allow the.croc eat the guy leg now

Na wa for some pple's comment though! Guess your brain was on hibernate mode while going through d post? See man wey dey struggle with a croc, and u r hear saying shit. #spitandwalkaway#

Emmanuel Cena: Whether or not she put on her clothes, a biatch wnt stop being a biatch

Poor litl thing tryin to gain attention by all means
!!!

oh!
sorry !

mayb u'll get one in da after laif

how about occupying a vip post in hell ?

Come on keep quite! Are u God to determine who'll go to hell or not? Datz how u hypocrites go around making judgmental comments, while you commit worst atrocities in you closet. #teamliveandletive#

It fluctuates my bro. The mother/wife you love so much today, might turn to your worst nightmare 2moro. So on the basis of the above assertion, one should find a balance with respect to matters or issues that would warrant you making a choice between your mother and wifey.

Pretyangel25: I bet u I'm prettier than ur babe

U just goofed!!! D guy no get babe for now. Haha! Find anoda punch line.