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repogirl: Why did you bother with replying nao? Its so obvious he doesn't have money and he's being paranoid dat d little he has Nigerian girls want to take it.
A secure guy knows when to spend on his chick and when to tell her to hit the curb if she demands too much.

The guy in the post is a big fool to start with. He had his eyes on this particular girl and thought he can get her with his money when he made it. The girl too had her own hidden agenda so both of them are playing games with themselves.

I don't have any problem with the topic, but with 190's post. What concern 'nigerian girls' here when the OP is talking about just ONE girl? Why should he bring nigerian girls into the matter?

That 190 guy always makes this kind of arrogant and irritating posts. And he didn't answer me if he is from pluto.

DigitalSignal: Possibly!

Kai! Did the OP give you a hot chase in your dream last night? e don do na!!!! You've attacked her enough joor. See now, the babe don disappear. She left the thread and ran. But that serves her right sha. Next time she won't come her to post trash

Is that rihanna? I don't think so oooo. The body looks totally different from the face o. I may be wrong o, but I don't just think its her.

190: but to be honest theres no girl wen nor like money

so what are we even saying here

flash or no flashing - women would still misbehave especially the Nigerianz

Where the hell are you from by the way? The moon? what do you mean by the enboldened above? This thread is meant to teach the male folks one or two things, don't derail it by starting an attack on women. Besides, your first line should be: 'there's NOBODY who doesn't like money'! But If you must talk about women here, then talk about the ones in your 'moon' of a country, don't generalize nigerian women

onila: obudu cattle ranch

Ha! For a date or a vacation?

Hmmmmm. Na wa o. @OP, you seem to want a date that'll give you room for 'touching-body'. Off to the club then. But if you want to try something new and unconventional, consider doing the cooking at home (either with her or inviting her over when you're done), thus having your dinner at home instead of eating out. You can also sit in and watch movies of your choices together instead of the cinema(enough curdling for you).

But to me, where you go on a date depends on what you want from the girl and who/what she is to you!

Only one person has answered the OP the rest are just.... Anyway, @OP, thank your stars you even got a reasonable answer for your question because this your post eh, na wa o. You should have just googled this instead of coming to NL, their mouth too bad.

Abeg, all these people attacking the OP, you people should at least give her the benefit of the doubt na! Ah ah! She never gave details of her meeting and relationship with the guy and she's already crucified here.

@OP, just a moral advice. Though the guy is telling the truth, I don't see why you should go extra mile to make sure you get him to send you some money. You sound like a cheap desperado (pardon my choice of words). I don't see why you should say 'no insult' when you brought it upon yourself

Wonder why the women don't want to comment here. To tell the truth, I was expecting the OP to be a woman because they're in better positions to say what they like or don't. OP, you try sha but trust me, if you re-address this topic from a woman's angle, all of you will take mid-year resolutions.

[quote author=fresh_dude]One of the most foolish comments ever spewed. Suffer alone dude, you are on your own.[/quote]LOL @fresh_dude, I think I like this more:

[quote author=fresh_dude]Items of neglible value more like.[/quote]

bizzlemie: Miss, don't act lyk yhu've not seen peeps spell words differently before. The fact that i get all informal with words does't mean iono wha their actual spellings are.

Soon yhu're gonna as me wha IONO means, smh

Btw, how does ur question relate with the OP's problem?

I hate too much talk. Since you do things JUST because others do it (even if its not proper), then there's no need answering your question above. Carry on Mr.

DigitalSignal: #404 Romance street,
Nairaland.
4 May, 2013.



To
The Moderator,
Romance Street,
Nairaland.

Sir,
This is to bring to your notice that the handle that opened this thread gave chikk and I, both members of this wonderful land, the heculean task of running and debugging his post on 3 May, 2013 and in the process, my friend's system got completely damaged and mine have been hanging since then after being able to detect some errors!


In view of this and the fact that we are very busy people and our productivity, to a large extent, depends on our systems, we, chikk and I, are making an appeal to you to arrest the owner of this thread at the entrance to this wonderful land, because he's been on the run since he gave us the code and we have some issues to settle with him.

We make this appeal because you're in a better position to know when he comes into this land and hence facilitate his arrest.

Should it be the case that he's caught, please do not hesitate to reach me on my mobile or send a mail to my mail box!
Thanks in anticipation of your favourable disposition to this request!

Yours faithfully,
DigitalSignal.

Me likey!!!!!!!

bizzlemie: Now dah's one confused babe yhu gah dere

Buh gbagbo, wait a sec, do yhu really love dah gurl, or yhu jst wan chop meat clean mouth?

Say d truth and shame d devil

Buh=but
Yhu=you
Dah=the
Gurl=girl

Please, are these abbreviations or what? I don't get it because the correct spelling of the specified words are of same length with the 'abbreviations' used by this poster. Please, is this the norm or what because I don't understand.

[quote author=Mynd_44]Smh.........[/quote]Your own na to just dey shake head. I hope the OP's grammar is not responsible for your incessant shaking of your head. Anyway, I wouldn't blame you on the last one. That posters comment called for a serious shake of head. I wonder if the guy didn't post in english. Maybe swahili

DigitalSignal: Chai, so true true you won make I die; but first you won make I collect the machine and send for you! *Surprised and wondering! I thought you ---- anyway, it's okay! *reflects in pensive silence*

Ooooooohhhhhhh!!!!!!! Not what u think!!! Remember I said 'DON'T DIE O' I didn't say 'don't die yet'. How can I wish u death? Impossi-cant besides, death on NL is not real death, just a change of handles. Maybe from digitalsignal to signadigital . Relax joor, you ain't going nowhere

DigitalSignal: Wow, we'll never make him a judge then if we really want these machines! On catching the OP, I'll soon make a formal request to sexkillz so that he can be captured and our compensation made!
As for what the machine can do, I heard from the grapevine that a machine that can compile his codes are capable of anything! So you see, we're in for something fantastic from this dude! Good a thing we tried his code on our machines; you see the potential reward now? Just thinking of the first task I'll give it before I hand over to you!

Good! Then its all up to you. I trust you won't fail me. Waiting for my almighty new machine!!!!

Consider an application that can auto-delete stu*pid posts on NL. That way, u won't have to fear system crash again

DigitalSignal: *Dies laughing*

don't die o!!!!! Which level na?? Who will collect your machine from the Op? It has to be delivered in person from him to both of us. So wait. Collect it first, send it to me(as u promised) before u can think of.....

^^^ ehen! Correct! Now I know your a gentle man. Ladies first. Anyway, you can bring sexkillz into this matter for the purpose of catching this 'highly valued' grammarian . But not to judge our case. Don't be surprised if he ends up taking sides with the OP so that he can claim our compensation. I don't trust anyone o. Not with this specially made machine that the OP will give us. Have you taken a min to think of what it can do? Any machine that can execute the series of codes he posted can even run programs written in native languages!!! Lai lai o! I don't trust sexkills. Just bring him as an accredited observer to catch d guy when next he shows like a pop-up menu

DigitalSignal: Ha, you won do me waitin? So you've already seen him and settled with him behind me!!! What betrayal! Did he complain to you he couldn't afford the two at a go? *Wow* I thought ---- I thought we were in this together? *confused*!

yes we are, but my point is, in case the guy decides to replace one at a time, mine will be replaced first. Anyway, I haven't seen the guy o, and if you do, please tell him to always carry his personal manual titled; 'Understanding my high level language' with special appendix definitions to his reserved words like; jelouxi, messajx, diffrnx, jolous etc

A thumb up to Oohrhii; And to all those saying the girl just wants sex and is emotionally frustrated, I seal my lips.

I want to believe that each and every reply here is based on individual perception of the meaning of the text. Thus, you advise bin(assuming he is serious) to do what you'll do if the coin is flipped.

OP, to add to what Oohrhii said, the girl is so into you and is ready to give in her all to make it work just only if you can do one thing - LOVE HER

I WALK. I like happy atmospheres . If I stay there, I won't be happy neither will I make him happy.

DigitalSignal: Then whom do you suggest we report to since justice is elusive where I expected it? Should we handle it our own way because our systems have to be replaced!

Yeah, we should. But why not Just allow mine to get replaced first as it crashed completely. Yours can even be fixed you know? You know its ladies first. Pls, biko, ejoor, da'allah, mbok!

DigitalSignal: Sorry, we've got to make a case of this! Maybe we should report to sexkills! What do you think?

sexkillz? I have a feeling I won't get as much as a flash drive for compensation if sexkillz is to handle this case. I've lost already!

^^^ I'll tell him, but he's got to replace mine first. It has crashed completely. Yours is still hanging and freezing.

^^^ hmmmmmm!!!! Lai lai!!! You must help this guy out o! If you were able to identify and break it down like this, you've passed the first stage of debugging(identification). Now unto the second stage - solve the prob!

For me, the post has all the major types of errors - syntax, semantic and logic. Crashing my brain

#we're helping this guy to increase the number of posts here. let him come and modify this trash o

Ipso Loquita: 404 java error


why me

thanks a lot, im a potential banker


how much has he got to pay? Since he wants a job done...


INSOLENCE!!!


ehya... Sorry my dear...

Ah ah! Why pieces my post
Anyway, as for the enboldened above, see if the enboldened below answers you

Ipso Loquita: Moderators have not even had mercy on the original poster by helping in editing this topic. Make una pls help am nah, atleast to make the gibberish a bit understandable.

DigitalSignal: This is the syntax of the latest programming language! I wonder why he decided to use it here on nairaland. Perhaps he thought we're compilers and would compile and execute it when it's run here! But it seems to be laden with bugs!

Plenty errors!!! We can't even debug. Maybe, ipso loquita can help us translate to object code because I definitely can't understand the source code. Probably from there, we can interpret since the guy thinks we are machines. Imagine! Writing in such high level lang. Still suffering from the migraine it has given me.

For all the blunders that our first lady has been blowing across the country and internationally, she still maintains an office that is even unconstitutional. Mr Shem bleeped up, accepted, but I.M.O, he doesn't deserve to be sacked

Damn!!!!!! This guy is too good in English o! @OP, your post is in a high level language. I don't have an interpreter to translate that accurately. Until I understand your grammar, NO COMMENT

I swear, my naija people won't everly part with their valued gold to mold a calf o. Lai lai!