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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Aisha Buhari's ADC Released, Reassigned To Force Headquarters! by Chikpat(m): 7:43am On Jun 16, 2020
There is nothing to retaliate. Clearly, she first embarrassed herself. This is the bad effect of hatred she bears against people within the presidency.
I hope she remembers she is a common tenant in Aso Rock irrespective of what she thinks of herself
Politics / Re: The Genesis And Revelations Of The Fight Btw Oshiomole And Obaseki. Pt1 by Chikpat(m): 6:12am On Jun 16, 2020
Obaseki will have a 2and term
Politics / Re: Ganduje Backs Obaseki's Disqualification, Says APC Will Win Edo Again by Chikpat(m): 9:26pm On Jun 15, 2020
Obaseki don chop malam shit!!!
Even Ganduje is talking.
Can you imagine?

Ganduje cares about legal implications in Edo elections. What happened to legal implications of him contesting a 2nd term in Kano after he was caught on several tapes collecting bribes in dollars?

The trio of Buhari, Tinubu, Oshiomhole have one certificate stuff in common. And today, Buhari is still the president, Tinubu is deluding himself with a presidential ambition and Oshiomhole is still the APC chair.

What nonsense and APC

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Politics / Re: Covid-19: Tension As Ex-gov. Abiola Ajimobi Goes Into Coma | E-nigeria! by Chikpat(m): 7:52pm On Jun 15, 2020
Even constituted authority!!!
Politics / Re: APC Was Right To Disqualify Obaseki- Governor Ganduje by Chikpat(m): 7:40pm On Jun 15, 2020
Obaseki don chop malam shit!!!
Even Ganduje is talking.
Can you imagine?

Ganduje cares about legal implications in Edo elections. What happened to legal implications of him contesting a 2nd term in Kano after he was caught on several tapes collecting bribes in dollars?

The trio of Buhari, Tinubu, Oshiomhole have one certificate stuff in common. And today, Buhari is still the president, Tinubu is deluding himself with a presidential ambition and Oshiomhole is still the APC chair.

What nonsense and APC

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Celebrities / Re: We Killed This Big Snake This Morning In Our Compound,what's The Name?(photos) by Chikpat(m): 6:13pm On Jun 15, 2020
Puff Adder
Politics / Re: PMB Aides Connived With Ministry Of Power Officials To Fleece Govt Of N14bn - SR by Chikpat(m): 11:08am On Jun 15, 2020
Poloyanabo2:

Wetin he wan use cut do?
person way no get business to him name, failure!

With or without biz to his name; his failure is fvcking the whole country

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Politics / Re: PMB Aides Connived With Ministry Of Power Officials To Fleece Govt Of N14bn - SR by Chikpat(m): 10:33am On Jun 15, 2020
Poloyanabo2:
Since the inception of buhari's government its been one story of corruption and looting or the other,
don't they ever get tired?
Surprisingly enough the president might not be aware of the massive looting and corruption going on.
God Save Nigeria.

It's not possible he is not aware. He knows everything but may not be getting cuts
Politics / Re: 2023: Atiku - North (PDP) Versus TINUBU (APC) - South.. Who Takes 2023? by Chikpat(m): 2:29pm On Jun 14, 2020
Tinubu will not be president in this country. The dream died in Edo 2020 and Ondo will bury it

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Agriculture / Re: FG To Kill Pests In 12 Northern States With N13bn by Chikpat(m): 9:24pm On Jun 13, 2020
RighteousOne:
13 billion to kill pests? If the money is properly utilised, it will go a long way. But as usual, we are in Nigeria.

Will the pests be killed with armoured tanks? N13b can successfully annihilate the whole North

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Politics / Re: Does Obaseki Want To Be Like His Grandfather?-Thisday by Chikpat(m): 12:36pm On Jun 13, 2020
Its unfortunate Oshiomhole appears to be winning. I wish Obaseki the best of luck in an alternative party. I hope he wins. He deserves to win! Why not?
I also wish Tinubu the best of luck in his 2023 presidential ambition. In Edo 2020, that ambition died. Let's see if Ondo will bury it or resuscitate it
Politics / Re: Obaseki Should Go And Apologise To Tinubu If He Really Wants To Win. by Chikpat(m): 12:22pm On Jun 13, 2020
Tinubu's presidential ambition officially died in Edo.
Politics / Re: UI Certificate: I Have Been Vindicated – Obaseki by Chikpat(m): 3:43pm On Jun 11, 2020
merit455:
You have original certificate,but hunger no grey make you sleep

Data is cheap
Family / Re: What Is The Penalty Given To A Man Who Didn't Pay Lady's Dowry Before She Died? by Chikpat(m): 10:18am On Jun 11, 2020
Lostz:
most cases, the family just want to extract as much money as possible from you.

you are lucky she came from a good home

Substitute most with "in some"
Politics / Re: UI Certificate: I Have Been Vindicated – Obaseki by Chikpat(m): 10:00pm On Jun 10, 2020
How can you not be vindicated? Even Dino with fake certificates was vindicated!!!

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Crime / Re: Hushpuppi Arrested & Charged With 13.6 Billion Naira Fraud by Chikpat(m): 8:38am On Jun 10, 2020
espn:
Some people wont read....just too lazy to read or maybe they find it difficult to comprehend....

Lol. We know them
Crime / Re: Man Mercilessly beat his Wife And Remove Four Of Her Teeth by Chikpat(m): 8:35am On Jun 10, 2020
Olarewaju89:
Evil man. Even if DNA test show that the child is not yours, just send her away by going to court and file a divorce that is all. Beating woman like that is bad undecided. This man need to rust in jail for life. undecided


I agree. Where should the woman rust?
Which is more grievous between:
1) knocking of four teeth of the woman and
2) getting married to a potent man and having extra marital affairs to the point of bearing 3 kids outside wedlock and allowing him raise them like they were his?
Family / Re: My Uncles Fixed My Late Father's Burial Without Informing Me, His First Son by Chikpat(m): 10:09pm On Jun 08, 2020
There are many things you can do irrespective of your age and means.
Family / Re: My Uncles Fixed My Late Father's Burial Without Informing Me, His First Son by Chikpat(m): 10:07pm On Jun 08, 2020
There are many things you can do irrespective of your age and means
Family / Re: My Uncles Fixed My Late Father's Burial Without Informing Me, His First Son by Chikpat(m): 10:04pm On Jun 08, 2020
Sorry for the loss. Take heart and be a man
Politics / Re: The Most Developed South East State by Chikpat(m): 12:19pm On Jun 08, 2020
Binikingdowm:
This list is based on infrastructures, good health care, educational sector, tourism, security and poverty rate

Anambra: it's not called the home of millionaires for nothing, anambra is a commercial state with many cities, onistha, akwa and nnewi are the most popular.


Enugu

Imo

Abia

Ebonyi

If you do not know that Ebonyi is the finest state in South East, then you don't even know where you come from.

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Celebrities / Re: Majek Fashek Dabbled Into Spiritism And It Affected Him Terribly – Amos McRoy by Chikpat(m): 3:37am On Jun 07, 2020
Ghostrye:
There are three sides to any story. So far we've only heard one

You can never have the three sides of this story

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Crime / Re: UNN Most popular lecturer Dr. Darlington Okoye (ANUNKANKA MPI) is dead by Chikpat(m): 2:48am On Jun 06, 2020
Rest in peace Anu Nkaka Mpi
Phones / Re: LG Users???? Get In Here!!!! by Chikpat(m): 12:50pm On Jun 05, 2020
My LG E612 optimus dual just wouldn't charge and wouldn't power on. Please how do I get it fixed
Phones / Re: I Need To Unlock My Glo Mifi by Chikpat(m): 12:46pm On Jun 05, 2020
I am interested in this
Politics / Re: Nigeria May Lose 24 Local Councils To UNO, New UN State By July 10 by Chikpat(m): 8:44am On Jun 05, 2020
This one na ebelebe!

E don finish for Atiku!

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

He should now go home and contest for the president of the UNO country of Cameroun.

What about his businesses in the southern Nigeria?
It's about to go down....

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Romance / Re: If A Guy Promises A Girl Marriage And Later Abandoned by Chikpat(m): 8:39am On Jun 05, 2020
E no dey work anything. Free your mind and live your life. It's only God that controls the universe not your ex bitch shit

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Politics / Re: Oshiomhole, Obaseki’s Camps Fight Hard, Dirty by Chikpat(m): 8:00am On Jun 05, 2020
Corporate2020:
The battle line was drawn a long time ago when Obaseki refused to swear in elected representatives of the people for the State Assembly

The case was taken to Buhari then and he advised Obaseki to do the right thing after all Buhari did not prevent Bukola Mesujamba Saraki from presiding over the Senate despite the venom in Saraki and his 45 other betrayers.

If Oshiomhole could stop 46 betrayer Senators from returning to the Senate, definitely he will easily stop his fellow ugly baby governor Obaseki



It's baseless to compare a governor with a senator or a party chair. Obaseki will finish the guy. Party chair who fought their home state Govs in Adamawa, Bauchi, Enugu etc know better today.
Meanwhile, Oshiomhole can be removed anytime the Govs so decide
Politics / Re: How Is The Power Situation In Your Area, And Your Billings by Chikpat(m): 10:04pm On Jun 04, 2020
EEDC no dey try at all. The billing is much worse than per minute charge of telecom companies back then
Politics / Re: FG Removes Fuel Price Cap, Gives Marketers Freedom To Fix Price by Chikpat(m): 9:55pm On Jun 04, 2020
It's about to go down.
Culture / Re: Learn How To Speak Hausa Language In Two Days (TUTORIALS) by Chikpat(m): 9:13pm On Jun 04, 2020
jobnation:
Learn the basics of hausa language for free... Let the fun begins cheesy

Transport things
keke - bicycle
babur- motorcycle
mota - car
jirgin sama - aeroplane
jirgin kasa - train
jirgin ruwa - canoe, boat etc
doki - horse
jaki- donkey
raƙumi - camel
aboki- my friend
Zuchiya----- mind
doya------- yam
shinkapa------ rice
wake------ beans
michiji------- snake
kare------ dog
akuya------ goat
kaka----- grandparents
pitsari----- urine
wuta------- electricity
wire------ handset
mota----- car
kayan chiki------ intestine
gashi----- hair
hanchi----- nose
hakori----- teeth
wuya----- suffer
dole----- by force
takada----- book
makaranta---- school
mutuwa---- death
mutu---- die
bachi---- sleep
tashi---- get up
kwanta----- lie down
kariya----- lie
kariya ne---- its a lie
gaskiya---- truth
gaskiya ne ---- its a true..lol--- its the truth
hanya--- road/way
tafi--- go
dawo---- come back
nama---- meat
biri---- monkey
kyau----- fine
mumuna----- mumu
waw---- senseless
mata--- women
nyarinya--- young girl
yaro--- boy
maza---- men
Sai gobe------- till tommorow
dutse------- stone
mutane-------- people
yaya-------- how far
hanu------- hand
ido-------- eye
baki------mouth


more coming....... stay tune wink

I am interested. Can I pchat you?
Politics / Re: I Am 100% Biafran - Asari Dokubo (video) by Chikpat(m): 7:43pm On Jun 04, 2020
Asari Dokubo is an ass...an ass full of shit. Idiots deify him

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