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Politics / Re: Which Region Should Produce Nigeria’s Next President In 2023? by Chikpat(m): 1:11pm On May 07, 2020
South East Should but may likely not.
Romance / Re: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by Chikpat(m): 9:44am On May 07, 2020
EncourageMe:
Love can really be powerful sometimes and may also get some one blind as well... Did you know love made me to apologized to my ex babe after i still caught her cheating? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by Chikpat(m): 8:51am On May 07, 2020
penisilin:
Like someone said - it has been flogged very very well but women matter will continue to flog men as long as them still get yansh and bleast cool.

One of my many mumuness.

It was 2000, I was very young (after SSCE) and had a girl crushing on me but for reasons known to only God & devil, I just no send the babe.

But for the mumuness in me, I was seriously pursuing one yeye girl because of her yansh so tey in my bid to win her favor, I took a family cherished flask and made a sumptuous chocolate beverage with bread and sardine (from money I fapped from my sister) for her on a rainy day.
I told her from our balcony that I was coming with the goodies and she beckoned on me to come quickly. Only for me to reach her house, she asked to carry the flask follow her until we reach her boyfriend house angry. She jumped on him and said "Thank you Ola, shebi you have given me the flask" and they shut the door while I was standing there and smiling like Ganduje.

Anger no gree me sleep for 2 days


This girl no get heart
Romance / Re: Do You Believe This? (photo) by Chikpat(m): 4:15pm On May 05, 2020
kestolove95:
Capital lie, I HV close to 5k friends nd am still a proud virgin

Virgina
Health / Re: Abdulsamad Rabiu Donates Ambulances, 20 Vehicles To Kano COVID-19 Taskforce by Chikpat(m): 9:02am On May 05, 2020
Ojukwucriminal:

God bless Gov Ganduje

God bless Alhaji Aliko Dangote

God Bless Alhaji Abdulsamad Rabiu

God Bless All Kano Billionaires helping to fight the pandemic

God Bless Bayero Kanu University

God Bless The Good People Of Kano



Ganduje is the best performing Gov in the whole NW

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Car Talk / Re: Wrong Overtaking: Who Is At Fault? by Chikpat(m): 8:02pm On May 04, 2020
NaijadrivaCars:
tongue Let us see those who are good drivers.

Tell us
Politics / Re: 70-Year-Old Man Arrested For Insulting President Buhari Speaks by Chikpat(m): 2:49pm On May 03, 2020
sarrki:
It’s your constitutional right to do so

It is constitutionally wrong to arrest him

It is constitutionally right for him to challenge his arrest in court.
Business / Re: Access Bank To Shut Down 346 Banks Nationwide (List) by Chikpat(m): 9:53pm On May 02, 2020
What's the essence of donating N2bn to the fed govt?
With all these branches shut, wetin remain?
Politics / Re: Emir Of Rano Tafida Abubakar Illa Is Dead by Chikpat(m): 6:49pm On May 02, 2020
RIP Mr Abubakar Tafida Illa
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Broadcast A Clone. by Chikpat(m): 11:51am On Apr 30, 2020
Hahahah

Its karma serving Nnamdi Kalu the same meal he served Buhari.
I hope he enjoys it
Politics / Re: 774,000 Recruitment: Keyamo Threatens To Resign If Politicians Hijack Process by Chikpat(m): 9:59am On Apr 30, 2020
Nobody lobbiedKeyamo to be minister. He tried to blackmail the party and he was later made a minister. Govt does not need keyamo. It is he who needs govt. Let him resign if he is not resourceful and he is frustrated with his outputs far below expectations.
Music/Radio / Re: Looking For Information On A Song And The Artist by Chikpat(m): 2:55am On Apr 30, 2020
There is another one.
I have been looking for this for over 15yrs. I once heard it on Minaj TV back then. The guy sings like the Fela Kutis.... The song is about a man wooing a woman. He tries everything and nothing works and then he decided to sing and it made all the difference...."Na den I say I go sing o. Na den I say I go sing o. Osingo go...."
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Goes Live On Facebook, Slams Kemi Olunloyo And Buhari by Chikpat(m): 10:26pm On Apr 29, 2020
FacelessKing:
The government just successfully used Kemi to check up on Mazi's health and possibly, his Location.

Understanding power and political moves, dont be surprised they gave Kemi the Abba Kyari news so she could use that to build a good reputation that could force Mazi to come out for the sake of clearing the air.

This my brain is too much for me!!



Maybe you have to share your brain
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari Was Not A Good Man And Nigeria Will Not Miss Him- Shadrach Bako by Chikpat(m): 3:39pm On Apr 24, 2020
Who is ABBA Kyari? I dont know him o

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Politics / Re: Femi Fani-kayode: The Spy Who Fooled Us by Chikpat(m): 4:54pm On Apr 22, 2020
Fani Koyode? Is that one a human being?

Politics / Re: The Theatrics Of Ben Ayade by Chikpat(m): 4:37pm On Apr 22, 2020
"Olimpotic Meristemasis "

I don hear another one today! Even the MODs that ban people like they hold the key to the gates of hell cannot interprete this
Romance / Re: What Is That Bad Thing You Did,that You Managed To Get Away With Till Today? by Chikpat(m): 9:50am On Apr 21, 2020
GuestLog:
Quick tip: Did you know that when you confidently stare at a lady's eyes(one at a time) & then her lips, eyes again and then lips in a gentle way could make her kiss you without asking for it?


Really? Even when you have never met before?
Tell me something! Many people also want to learn. Lol

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Romance / Re: What Is That Bad Thing You Did,that You Managed To Get Away With Till Today? by Chikpat(m): 5:12pm On Apr 20, 2020
Toromiroro:

Give me his WhatsApp handle please


Why do you want someone to do this at all cost?

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Romance / Re: What Is That Bad Thing You Did,that You Managed To Get Away With Till Today? by Chikpat(m): 4:59pm On Apr 20, 2020
GuestLog:
I wish his girlfriend was cheap. She wasn't, I'm experienced in breaking excuses & defences. You won't understand. There's very few women I cannot get.


How do you do that?
Crime / Re: Key Boko Haram Leaders Killed In Air Strikes In Borno by Chikpat(m): 4:28pm On Apr 20, 2020
Na today?
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: How Oby Ezekwesili Was Used And Dumped by Chikpat(m): 12:24pm On Apr 20, 2020
Reno! What a bad loser!!!!
Reno is down. He us not only down, he just wants to stay down with Oby.

All spirits of Reno attacking our national heroes and compatriots should dye

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Politics / Re: Ben Murray-Bruce And His Children Pose With Guns (Photos) by Chikpat(m): 12:05pm On Apr 20, 2020
ignis:
Money is good.... God punish poverty.

See how they are all looking fresh and cute.

Ben looks sick. The guy on long sleeve looks like a woman or worse off, an slowpoke
Politics / Re: Road Construction : Ugwuanyi Vs Ganduje by Chikpat(m): 10:24am On Apr 17, 2020
jumper524:
The two leaders you mentioned are good governors so I'll like to complement them both first.
So I'll compare them both with the pace of continuity from their predecessors.

Enugu state is the most developed state in Southeast so is Kano in Northwest.
I've passed through Enugu and I've been to Kano.

I'll give my support to Ganduje: Ganduje has been able to match up with pace left by kwankwaso to some point people are comparing both governors and he's still not relenting even in his 2nd tenure.

Ugwanyi on the other hand has also tried in maintaining that pace but comparing him to Ganduje, Nah!! I don't think so.
Kano is almost 4times the size of Enugu in landmass and yet still dragging in road infrastructure.
It tells alot who's ahead..

Shut up! Enugu is not the most developed state in the South East. By what sense of measurement does the infrastructure in Enugu beat that in Ansmbra, Imo?
Ebonyi is today the most developed state in the South East.

The OP can compare roads in Ebonyi and Kano... That will be reasonable. He can compare roads in Enugu with roads in Zamfara, Yobe and that will be fairer.
Politics / Re: Imo Approves Probe Of Ihedioha Over Siphoned N19.63bn L.G Funds by Chikpat(m): 10:02am On Apr 15, 2020
Nonsense and Imo!

So, Ihedioha get mind to loot N19bn without any tangible achievement other than demolishing legacies of ex Govs?

He should pay back the money. Imo should recover their money same way Ihedioha was recovering Imo assets Okorocha allegedly carted away.

Mtchewww

Nonsense and PDP

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Health / Re: Ikpeazu Inspects Coronavirus Isolation Center In Aba (Photos) by Chikpat(m): 10:54am On Apr 14, 2020
Like state govt built that rubbish?
What is he inspecting?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Chadian Troops 'kill 1,000 Boko Haram Fighters' In Lake Chad by Chikpat(m): 11:34am On Apr 10, 2020
Nwodosis:

They used Nigerian contacts tracing method of Covid-19!


Lol....my ribs ooo
Foreign Affairs / Re: Chadian Troops 'kill 1,000 Boko Haram Fighters' In Lake Chad by Chikpat(m): 6:43am On Apr 10, 2020
How did they count them?

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Crime / Re: Breaking News: Chadian Soldiers Killed Abubakar Shekau Boko Haram Leader by Chikpat(m): 2:59pm On Apr 09, 2020
US should give Chad the $7M bounty on Shekau
Romance / Re: I'm Broke And Tired — This Is What I'm Eating, No Money For Food [PIC] by Chikpat(m): 7:16am On Apr 04, 2020
glimpse33:


Okay. I may not have 1billiion dollar yet

But, I have Online Courses On Amazon, Click Bank, E-commerce That Could Potentially Earn You Your First $1Billion In 12Months.

I'll give you for free!

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Family / Re: Ibrahim Kasimu Oboshi: ‘How I Married 2 Women Same Day’ by Chikpat(m): 7:11am On Apr 04, 2020
You married two wives on the day day yet none is beautiful

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