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Celebrities / Re: This Is How To Do Giveaway— Tiktok Lady Knocks Davido Over N300million Charity by Chikpat(m): 6:34pm On Mar 11
4KNGOATS:


I beg na hu tell you sey na charity the mumu dey give in the first place? The idiot just wanted publicity worldly applause that's what Dafidu is after. Useless fluffy fagoty bastardzzz

You can make your point without insulting anyone. The boy is not owing Charity. Make your mind dey o.

You can also do your own giveaway.

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Politics / Re: This Is Hilarious......naira Vs Dollar by Chikpat(m): 7:30pm On Mar 07
PointZerom:
If you carefully remove Fashola, Ambode and Sanwo olu's projects, you'll realised that Tinubu was a waste as Lagos state governor.

The truth they don't want to be known

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Family / Re: Police Invitation; What Could Go Wrong At The Police Station? by Chikpat(m): 11:42am On Mar 05
Afonja2000:
This my female colleague at work received a call from a female Police officer by name officer angel.

She informed her that her husband brought a complaint against her to the station and as a result her presence is required at the station.

It was when she got home tonight that the police Invitation was handed to her by a co-tenant.

Right now, she is contemplating if she should honor the invitation or not as she is not sure if the Nigerian police can be trusted.

From what I could gather concerning her and her husband is that they have been married for less than two years. The foundation of the marriage was built on lies. The husband pretended to be what he wasn't during their courtship, which unfortunately lasted less than three months.

My colleague for reasons I'm yet to understand failed to make all the necessary enquiry concerning the man she was getting married to.

The man has been married before in which the first wife died as a result of maltreatment from the man and his family members especially from his mother and his elder sisters.

My colleague saw a completely different man from what she thought that she got married to in less than a month after their white wedding.
She was always treated like a slave by her mother in law and two of her daughters with broken marriages.

The husband always accused her of having extra marital affairs with no tangible evidence to back it up and usually have her locked out of their rented apartment.

This is actually the first time she stood up to her husband and the next thing he did was to report her to the police.


Guide your friend properly.
It is a serious offense not to honour a police invitation.
Your friend should practice how to write a police report. Anyone invited to the police must make a statement while answering the summon.
Your friend should carefully think about all she would want the police to know about the matter.
If she makes a good statement, she can be bailed without a lawyer. If she fumbles, she may be arrested and then she would need a lawyer.

She can also ask police to show her a copy of the statement her husband made. Anyone who goes to report a case must make a statement. This may or may not be granted. She should ask for that before making her own statement

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Politics / Re: Former President Jonathan To Commission Kashimbilla Dam, Airport by Chikpat(m): 8:24pm On Mar 04
Starhearts:


Korofo head ....

... an intentional fool...
Politics / Re: Yet Another Food Truck Looted By Mobs In Abuja Nigeria by Chikpat(m): 8:23pm On Mar 04
Must an incompetent man continue to be the president?
Politics / Re: Why Warehouse And Truck Looting Is A Bomb Waiting To Explode. by Chikpat(m): 8:17pm On Mar 04
Prigidypogodo:
I'll keep it short and simple.

1. increase in looting of trucks and warehouses stocking foods and grains.
2. The sellers will have no choice than to employ counter measures like using military and paramilitary to guard their wares against vandals and looters.
3. In return the prices of foodstuffs increases more because the trader will have to pay his or her guards to protect the grains and other foods.
4. Hunger increases and at this stage two things will happen which are either those hungry masses turns to looting in the market which will attract security personnels or attack warehouses and overpower the security personnels installed by the traders.
5. At this point the security personnel will have to defend themselves and there'll be casualties.
6. At this point it'll be total anarchy because once the masses engages its security personnels, then trust me it's over (end Sars as reference)
7. This time around it'll be worse than anything ever seen in Nigeria because a hungry man is very difficult to control and also an angry man.


I hope Nigerians are ready for what's coming
this is not about wishing the country bad but using what's happening to predict what's coming.
The government should as matter as urgency open the border and mass importation of food and grains.

Must an incompetent man remain as the president?

This country lack patriots.

I will not reply any idiot that quotes me to defend nonsense.

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Crime / Re: Hungry Nigerians Raid Truck Carrying Food Items In Abuja (video) by Chikpat(m): 8:13pm On Mar 04
Alliswell248:


Just the same way you supported Kanu the prisoner and killer.

Some human beings don't deserve to have their own opinions. There are just better as perpetual slaves and they would surely have existed better as any thing other than a homo sapien.

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Crime / Re: One Of The Reasons Oau Lion Devours Its Benefactor, Olabode Olawuyi (see Lion's by Chikpat(m): 8:39pm On Feb 21
Exousiang01:

Have you lost your sight?
Does the lion need to walk before you can see that it is not looking skinny or your brain is malfunctioning?
Is the malnourished looking lion walking? If your yardstick is footsteps then I ask again can you see the malnourished lion walking for to judge.
Some of you are just walking about with skulls filled with cotton




It was after all a waste of my time reading your gibberish. One thing is deductible: your heart 's never satisfied with wisdom; it consciously and consistently craves for more foolishness. Understandably, you are a few cards short of a full deck and as thick as two short planks. Carry on.
Crime / Re: One Of The Reasons Oau Lion Devours Its Benefactor, Olabode Olawuyi (see Lion's by Chikpat(m): 8:19am On Feb 21
Exousiang01:
That picture of the lion is a very old picture that has even been used for memes.
Again to show this story is fauls, how come the second lion on the ground is looking well nourished, in the same zoo, if you ask me that is a sick lion.

I am strongly in support of social media regulations, law that would send many bloggers to jail for posting fake news.
What you don't know is you destroy the country with this, tomorrow you will insult the government when someone from one small African country disrespects you but you are the same person assassinating the image of the Nation.


You stay at home to know the prices of goods in the market.
How can you say the second lion on the ground is well nourished. Have you seen it standing, walking?
Politics / Re: Igbos Celebrate The Hardship In The Country, Demand 8 Years For Tinubu - Pics by Chikpat(m): 3:06pm On Feb 20
Nvestor02:
Only a mumu that knows nothing about economy will say Tinubu is not performing well... When I sit down and analyze every steps that Tinubu has taken, I come the conclusion that the man is on the right track.

Is either Tinubu return the subsidy, borrow more money and leave the suffering to the next generation

Or

He remove subsidy.... get money to run government by Increasing the internally generated revenue and pass the prosperity to the next generation.

Tinubu decision may be hard to for some citizens to beat especially low income citizens but I believe that Tinubu will increase the minimum wage soon.

The other, problem that Tinubu is facing is insecurity and Floating Naira.... That 2 problems come in the same direction and Tinubu is already tracking it.



Tinubu has declared war against Insecurity by creating a force called FOREST RANGERS that will be combing our forest.

He is also planning to create state police... If insecurity is defeated, Farmers will go back to farm and produce foods for the citizens.

Tinubu has increased state allocations by 41percentage to encourage more infrastructure in every states.

It's only with good infrastructure that food can circulate and building of local production will be possible.

If local Production is possible.... Economy will be diverted from OIL... AND Naira will start gaining weight.


Special Adviser to Tinubu on Government Policy, Information and Nairaland.
Slaves in love with their oppressors. Even if one is paid for defending a failed presidency, how much is money?

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Education / Re: Photo Of Olabode Olawuyi, OAU Zookeeper Killed By Lion During Feeding by Chikpat(m): 9:24am On Feb 20
They should kill that lion. That is justice for the dead man.
Politics / Re: SGF: We’ll Soon Overcome Current Economic Crises by Chikpat(m): 8:10am On Feb 18
EreluRoz:
This has been my prayers because this asiwaju's failure cannot be ordinary.

The government is failing Nigerians, people are crying and the president seems clueless but a certain politician is all over the place sharing money and doing other propaganda for his political advantage.
Nigerians do the maths
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 🤔


There is nothing extraordinary in Tinubu's failure. No one gives what's he 's not got.

The excuses should stop. He should throw in the towel, resign, get out of Nigeria and allow Nigerians to take their destiny into their hands.
Politics / Re: Breaking: Resign Now If Nigeria’s Problems Overwhelm You, PDP Govs To APC, Tinub by Chikpat(m): 5:13pm On Feb 17
PandoraObi:
Well if wishes are horse ... , Jagaban the eze-chukwu of igbo land will finish his 8years presidency, no man born out of woman or evil spirit like Peter Obi can stop him

Mumu is a trademark. Don't make it obvious

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Politics / Re: ASUU Raises Alarm Over Government’s "Failed Promises" by Chikpat(m): 7:28am On Feb 16
Zetty177x:


Who be that ASUU member? Oshiomole?

Professor Mahmood Yakubu
Politics / Re: Nigeria Facing Worsening Economic Crisis, Says IMF by Chikpat(m): 10:19am On Feb 12
Nvestor02:



It's funny how a person like you that cannot push his family from poverty is talking about economy.

Talk more about poverty because that's what you Sabi pass. Tinubu is generating high money internally.

He even increased the State allocations by 41percentage.


Who told you i come from a poor family? Everyone online must not be as wretched as you and your god-forsaken family. It's painful but it's true.

Your very weak defence shows you are clearly as thick as two short planks, a few cards short of a full deck.

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Crime / Re: EFCC Nabs Three Persons For Naira Racketeering by Chikpat(m): 10:16am On Feb 12
There were caught selling N1.3m and then arrested. What has EFCC done about the man who had a bullion van in his house?
Politics / Re: Nigeria Facing Worsening Economic Crisis, Says IMF by Chikpat(m): 10:12am On Feb 12
Nvestor02:
IMF don't know what they are saying, they want Tinubu to keep borrowing money from world bank for them to keep their relevancy.

Little did they know that Tinubu is a genius And can generate the unbelievable amount of money internally that would met up to our infrastructure demands.

IMF should watch on how our GDP will grow in the next year.... Some organizations has already ranked it as one of the fastest growing in Africa for this months.

It's now for the citizens to meet up to the new reality, govt has stopped paying for some certain things for them.


And also, I commended Tinubu for fighting insecurity, because there has been many reportage of how Soldiers, Amotekun and police are arresting the bandits these days.

Tinubu should further declare more war against Insecurity.

I surely know that new minimum wage would be implemented before March because the negotiation for it is already going on.


We saw worse than this from more sensible Buharists. The Tinubu supporters will always live in a fool's paradise, wear blinders and clutch at straws. Regardless, the world knows the truth. He is the president, Chicago State University trained accounting gwuru or abi na gworo who delt the Nigerian economy the worst blow ever. Dude is not good for Nigeria. He should resign and get out of Nigeria. Nigerians should take their destiny into their hands.

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Politics / Re: Blame Buhari Not Tinubu For Economic Hardship, Sanusi Tells Nigerians by Chikpat(m): 8:23am On Feb 12
alcuin:


And you are?

Between your opinions and Sanusi, who do you think we should believe?

Are you telling us you know better than a former CBN governor on economic matters?


"The best his senseless supporters, in the midst of these hard realities can do is to live in a fool's paradise, wear blinders and clutch at straws."

"Anybody who quotes me to defend nonsense in this failed presidency is as thick as two short planks, a few cards short of a full deck."
Politics / Re: Blame Buhari Not Tinubu For Economic Hardship, Sanusi Tells Nigerians by Chikpat(m): 7:43am On Feb 12
MightySparrow:


The fellow that is giving enlightenment on the situation once managed the economy. You are just a scenarist. You want me to believe you are more informed than him as a back seat driver?
Dey play.


"Anybody who quotes me to defend nonsense in this failed presidency is as thick as two short planks, a few cards short of a full deck."
Politics / Re: Blame Buhari Not Tinubu For Economic Hardship, Sanusi Tells Nigerians by Chikpat(m): 7:41am On Feb 12
kunyeo:
The man who built Lagos is unable to build Nigeria. Was Lagos built within 6 months?

Which man built Lagos? Lagos that was already the federal capital territory when he was still selling molly, forging school records? It is hypocritical to praise the sun for the work done by the moon.

This man destroyed the labours of our heros past in just 8 months of his misgovernance. It will take serious intervention to rescue the Nigerian economy from the dungeon he has buried it.

Anybody who quotes me to defend nonsense in this failed presidency is as thick as two short planks, a few cards short of a full deck.
Politics / Re: Blame Buhari Not Tinubu For Economic Hardship, Sanusi Tells Nigerians by Chikpat(m): 7:34am On Feb 12
adekolaelect:
calm down !!! I hope you read the topic before your auto theories download?

"Anybody who quotes me to defend nonsense in this failed presidency is as thick as two short planks, a few cards short of a full deck."
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by Chikpat(m): 10:51pm On Feb 11
We don't need AFCON 2024 cup; we have a bad government in Nigeria. It is a good government we need

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Politics / Re: Blame Buhari Not Tinubu For Economic Hardship, Sanusi Tells Nigerians by Chikpat(m): 10:39pm On Feb 11
Sanusi is not Buhari's friend. He is Tinubu's friend. He is subtly attacking Buhari for allowing Ganduje remove him as the then Emir of Kano. Lol. No joy, no forgiveness.

This is the same Tinubu that knew it all, saw it all and claimed he would fix it all.

He built Lagos. He tamed the Atlantic Ocean. He is an accounting gwuru or abi na gworo from Chicago State University. And yet, Nigeria has become the worst from it's Independence in 1960, just under 8 months of his misgovernance.

In transportation, fuel is 1250 per liter. Cost of transportation has quadrippled. Cost of servicing vehicles has increased too.

In accomodation, the cost of a 3-bed room flat can only get a few selfcons now. The annual rent of a duplex then, can at best, now get a 2 bedroom flat. The cost of a developed land then, can only price an undeveloped land in the hintherland now. The cost of a tanker of water now, would have paid for all the water used by a household in a year then. A bag of cement today, would have paid a mason and 4 laborers for a day.

In Education, the annual cost of sending kids to Creches now, trained graduates for 4yrs in the universities. The salary of a government, private teacher today cannot but a bag of rice at 75k per bag.

In economy, a dollar is now N1800. Chicago State University can train nonsense. Many Nigerians today, believe that doing menial jobs abroad is way better than doing a white collar job here.

Should i talk about insecurity?

I can go on and on.

Clearly, elections are over. But idiots don't understand the grave mistakes INEC, Tribunal, Apeeal Court and the Supreme court made. There are still campaigning for and against candidates.

Tinubu is now the President but he is not good for Nigeria. He should resign and allow Nigerians take their destiny into their hands.

The best his senseless supporters, in the midst of these hard realities can do is to live in a fool's paradise, wear blinders and clutch at straws.

Super Eagles will hopefully win AFCON 2024. A president and his vice who have been misgoverning, misleading Nigeria are already posturing to be in Ivory Coast to take credit for doing nothing really, while nothing is working at home. Senseless supporters would at the end, come praising the sun for the work of the moon. We have bad government in Nigeria. We deserve better. We need good governance much more than winning AFCON 2024. Who AFCON help?


The man who built Lagos is unable to build Nigeria. He is incapable of maintaining the economy he inherited from past presidents. He is unable to tame insecurity. He is unable to solve any tangible problem in the land. Lies can be told during campaigns. But they surely can't last long enough. He is clueless, visionless, missionless, incompetent, egoistic and his team is clearly all brawns and no brains.

Well, Sanusi can continue to fool himself and a bunch of his senseless followers.

Anybody who quotes me to defend nonsense in this failed presidency is as thick as two short planks, a few cards short of a full deck.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by Chikpat(m): 10:31pm On Feb 11
Usefulsense:
After this match, you will understand that US dollar is already headed to N1780/USD.

Tinubu has destroyed what is remaining of Nigeria.


Chicago State University can train nonsense

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Sports / Re: AFCON Final: Kashim Shettima Departs Abuja For Abidjan (Videos). by Chikpat(m): 5:36pm On Feb 11
A senseless waste of executive time
Politics / Re: Tinubu Holds Bilateral Talks With US, UK, Saudi Arabia Envoys by Chikpat(m): 1:59pm On Feb 11
drlateef:




Shut up!!! That’s a storm in teacup. Corrupt marketers are the problem, not government.

How much is too much the price of a mumu?
Politics / Re: The Shege Is Too Much - Lagosians Join Protest Over Rising Cost Of Living by Chikpat(m): 11:54pm On Feb 10
Akwamkpuruamu:
Ebin pa wa...

The builder of Lagos, the commandment general of taming Atlantic ocean...

We need his brain not his...

Na statistics we go chop?

E reach to build naija, First class accountant is now confused like one who presented nepa bill certificate

The man should resign and get out of Nigeria.
Politics / Re: Can You Employ This Person As The Head Of Your Company? by Chikpat(m): 6:45pm On Feb 10
A man visited a hardened-criminals den, listened to all opinions, including a mad man and solved the insecurity there.

Another man knows it all. He built Lagos. He tamed the Atlantic Ocean. He is an accounting gwuru or abi na gworo from Chicago State University. And yet, Nigeria has become the worst from it's Independence in 1960, just under 8 months of his misgovernance.

In transportation, fuel is 1250 per liter. Cost of transportation has quadrippled. Cost of servicing vehicles has increased too.

In accomodation, the cost of a 3-bed room flat can only get a few selfcons now. The annual rent of a duplex can get 2 bedroom flat. The cost of a developed land can only price an undeveloped land in the hintherland. The cost of a tanker of water would havef paid for all the water used by a household in a year. A bag of cement today, would have paid a mason and 4 laborers for a day.

In Education, the annual cost of srnding kids to Creches now, trained graduates for 4yrs in the universities. The salary of a government, private teacher today cannot but a bag of rice at 75k per bag.

In economy, a dollar is now N1800. Chicago State University can train nonsense. Many Nigerians believe that doing menial jobs abroad is way better than doing a white collar job here.

Should i talk about insecurity?

I can go on and on.

Clearly, elections are over. But idiots don't understand the grave mistakes INEC, Tribunal, Apeeal Court and the Supreme court made. There are still campaigning for and against candidates.

Tinubu is now the President but he is not good for Nigeria. He should resign and allow Nigerians take their destiny into their hands.

The best his senseless supporters, in the midst of these hard realities can do is to live in a fool's paradise, wear blinders and clutch at straws.

Super Eagles will hopefully win AFCON 2024. A president and his vice who have been misgoverning, misleading Nigeria are already posturing to be in Ivory Coast to take credit for doing nothing really, while nothing is working at home. Senseless supporters would at the end, come praising the sun for the work of the moon.


The man who built Lagos is unable to build Nigeria. He is incapable of maintaining the economy he inherited from past presidents. He is unable to tame insecurity. He is unable to solve any tangible problem in the land. Lies can be told during campaigns. But they surely can't last long enough. He is clueless, visionless, missionless, incompetent, egoistic and his team is clearly all brawns and no brains.

Anybody who quotes me to defend nonsense in this failed presidency is as thick as two short planks, a few cards short of a full deck.

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Politics / Re: The Biased Attitude Of Moderator MYNDD. by Chikpat(m): 2:17pm On Nov 11, 2023
There certainly is a mod in the politics section that is simply stupid. I don't know who he is, not like i care anyway!

In a country whose constitution upholds freedom of speech, a mod bans someone for expressing views he or she doesn't agree with. That particular mod that banned/blocked me should go to hell and rot in hell.

A mod banning someone's account is like the police locking up or shooting someone for saying what and how they feel. That mod should go to hell and rot in hell.

I am even eager to deactivate this account.

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Politics / Re: NLC Strike Politically Motivated by Chikpat(m): 9:52am On Aug 02, 2023
OP don't be stupid

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Politics / Re: How Will Former President Obasanjo Feel Seeing This Picture? by Chikpat(m): 9:39am On Jun 03, 2023
It is unfortunate indeed! At last, a known thief, drug baron, super corrupt, sick, old guy with questionable identity, questionable character, questionable wealth etc has become the president of Nigeria. Idiots are feeling very happy about it. It is convenient for them to support their unfit, unpresidential tribes man.
Curiously, a man who stole Lagos resources for 24yrs is now seen as pro Yoruba! Why do some people blessed by God, turn around to curse themselves?

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