₦airaland Forum

BillGoldberg:
It seems like the Nurses dropped you on your head when they gave birth to you. Is your brain misfiring? Why are you attacking me like that? Anyway, I dont blame you.

I only blame your hopeless father that impregnated your mother standing up. Your useless mother should have done the world a huge favour by killing you at birth and keeping your placenta.. As evidence that God once gave her an imbeccile as a son.

Am not the person that made your father so poor that he refused to train you to be useful in life. When my father was hustling, your wretched father was busy playing draft under a village mango tree in Ogbomosho. That your father is an armed robber doesnt mean you will end up as one. Son, try and be useful in life. SARS killed your brother, your sister did abortion 9 times, Your mother is in Prison for petty theft, your father is a village drunkard and a derelict. Must you end up like them?

If you were my brother, I would have electrocuted you tonight. You are better dead than alive.

Alaye don't allow me to place a curse on you. Because if I do, your dicck will always stay erect FOREVER never to fall. I will make sure you never use toilet again till you die. Oloriribuku. Ewu nwuru anwu.

If you are on the road now, I pray God in his infinite goodness will make you sleep on the steering and park your car on top speed under a Dangote trailer. May it be an eternal parking that you will never wake up from in the mighty name of Jesus.. Amen.

Please do the needful below.... Bastarrd.. Useless, Foolish man.. I pray you end up a Cadaver for tests in Lasuth. You don't wanna mess with me.

MoonlightDrive:
About 2 weeks ago li got a request around Antony, the rider was going to oshodi I noticed he was coming down from a Corolla so I asked is that a uber driver he said yes he said the driver could not continue because his car was overheating he said I was his 4th uber ride. The 1st one had mechanical problems while the other 2 suffered from overheating... where is this biz heading in 2019. P.s. I dropped him off safely in ojo.

377:
Hmmmm today is wonderful, I got request from olawepo hasheem street ojo elegba to mushin. 7500, immediately I got another request from their to badagry 45000. Then i got anothet one from badagry to ketu,27800 then from ketu again to alaba international market, 12300. I rested at one joint with a plate of isinkwobi and big stout. At about 3pm took up again to volks then from volks got another request to sowore street in abulegba 14600, after that I got another request 16 minuits to pick d rider. We started d trip to Mary land. We where just gusting and laughing out loud. To d extent one lastma officer said we are causing people distraction. So when I dropped him off. He gave me cheque of 16000 and collected my CV cos I always have my CV with me. He said he likes my humbleness that he will help me. According to him he works in an embassy. Canadian embassy. He said they need admin officer that I should be praying hard. So folks please pray for me oh. If the job works I will discuss with the Canadian people to bring cars in Nigeria for Uber. So u guys will have enough cars to drive.

radautoworks:
Pick your top 4 criteria and then we can answer

uchemac2:
If you are an uber driver, you are not supposed to pay a dime, your work is done trough phone...

kingreign:
You dey mind am?

Baba, if you see the scrap shoes sef, e resemble those dust bin scavengers own shoes.

kingreign:
Heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy what kind of thing is this?
For this worn out, tattered, battered, rubbish retired shoes?
Bros, e for better if you throw am inside dustbin o.
Well, happy sales

alstarmayo:
You need to understand the surge pattern, agungi/Osapa starts surging from 7am, by 7.30 it moves to phase1/Ikate, on Monday mornings

eghuan1:
Bros I hail o.

You claimed you made 42k on Uber today 6th of February 2019. People expressed their doubt and somebody asked you for a proof and you show us a Taxify screenshot.

Not claiming its not possible o, but did you see the date on the top of the screen? It says 3rd of January 2019. Please can you explain the disparity in date and app or is there something am not understanding please?

Izuogu1:
sorry, I'm not lying, the reason why it looks dirty is because of the place we packed it(we have 3 big gen)..The receipt is available for confirmation.
I think I might have to create a time and wash it fully.

pope191:
@Fahrenz, I beg to differ cos I believe they are not d same, unless he have negotiation that changes normal standard. You can't drive for 730 days without hindrance from nature or human, will the owner understand? Who take care of repairs? If he drove for 6 months, using his money to fix problem of 20, 30, 40k while keeping to delivery and something of 150k happens in between, what does he do? And owner is trying to salvage his investment with deaf ears. I'll advice anyone to stick to rental and allow the car owner take care of the car, if the load is beyond you, jejely drop it and move on.

EverythingCars:
I have sound 05 Toyota Corolla available for daily ride. Pick up in the morning and return in the evening.

Available for pickup by 6/6:30am

If this term is ok by you, please call or whatsapp 08022065063

Cooladex:
I just got out and got my first request on taxify . I got to pick up location and this couple said they are going to Sango from ilupeju. I just jejely told them I can't go. They begged I should do it offline and I'll carry them back, i ll have to wait for like 20mins. I hope it's a good deal for 13k?

pope191:
I pick rider wey senior me today, I have to escape las las. He's a chief, oba and alafin of Oyo ally. Firstly it was from the moment he entered the car.
Rider: WO! I'm going to ikoyi ( from Berger) and its 1800
Me: Sir, they is no price tag on dis nd I can't say what the end price will be
Rider: I was there yesterday and I paid 1900 or I'll get down
Me: Sir, to avoid issues, may I take you back to pick up location?
Rider: No b going (Throw is staff on front seat) if you do me any jibiti, I'll place curse on you
Me: Eyes roll... Sir, you said ikoyi, but on my app is another destination entirely
Rider: its my wife that booked it on her phone, oya! Take my phone and reset it
Me: lord, I've entered it, just grant me journey mercy

While journey is on... "Do you know who I am? I'm so & so, I have a palace of my own, can you drive for me? I'll pay you 35k monthly with a selfcon in my house". I was just praying to end dis trip and eventually price end 2918. Rider: I only have 2000 here, take it and wait for me like 10 mins, once I'm done here you will take me to Ijora. Took the 2k, sir call me when you are done, crack engine and zoom off. Still waiting for his call

pedroito:
Please how is recent performance earnings on uber in recent weeks

franksam2009:
that's d worst oil a driver will use for ehailing cos he won't be able to change d oil on monthly intervals cos it's costly,. You will just kill your engine for nothing just as the driver did, I also pity those guys using XHP dey Don't know what dey are doing to their engine, XHP is too thick

franksam2009:
The way drivers dey abuse people's car really baffles me, I saw one 2012 camry in a mechanic shop where I went to adjust my brake , it's an Uber car the engine is almost gone, after working on the engine d old engine oil which is as black as charcoal was returned back to d engine,. Las Las d engine was still making the knocking sound, d guy sat der for over 30min thinking, he couldn't call d owner, I asked d mechanic when was d last time he changed the oil, nd I was shocked when he said last year October, can u imagine?

CaptainGOOD:
I was shocked at that comment

bilar01:
Toks coroll available at 35k on rentals watsapp 08022666446 for more info.. new drivers only

slamstanlee:
AC poor in the afternoon. And the front suspensions very bad on rough roads

Niiade:
so sorry to ask but about this transfer issue, isnt it instant transfer abi which kind of transfer are you guys talking about, confused ooo

serendipityF:
plz can I pm you? i need like 3 @dat price and I will pay you 5k if you can source 4me I swear coz as at 2day, itz 40k @lagos island oo

dru23:
Yes o .. So far so good... sometimes you just close your eyes and take chances with people.. Funny enough she will do very well.. A female uber driver has more advantage than a male driver.. Her Tips will definitely be more ...

dru23:
That was close to my landing cost ..the reason was that the milage was 100k miles.. The lower the milage the higher the cost or value ... I gave it to my female driver... she dey enjoy am ..

chillex8:
How can a sane driver park on the zebra lines
Thanks to oluwole drivers license.