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BusinessRe: Ask Me Anything On Importation Of Goods From China by CHIMSKY(m): 8:39am On Dec 16, 2013
Saintflames: with the ideas i have gathered so far on my many years of importation i felt theres still something left in the shadow of ur post.................
I have no regret so far ordering from aliexpress with DHL as my choicest premium service or courier service. First i let me make it clear that i get ninety percent of my order via DHL at 80 percent free woooow!! Ssssh dont scream yet yes i mean it 80 percent free. Frnds theres nothing so sweet & relaxing lyk getting your order dispatch and delivered in 5days or less than. In my tutorial on importation so far i have had guyz(my student) coming back with these same issue of why do dhl charge high? Listen, dhl is the most reliable and fast courier service for now and it pays vat to nigerian govt but add me to learn the tips of how i do virtually most of my order free using the same dhl not only that i will still be giving u an insight to the ''brother in law price'' on any goods you order for what do i mean? I mean get the seller reduce the price on every item u are ordering for. contact me via my email livinghopealoysius@gmail.com well i still have a step by step guide on my import biz with loaded tips that will make you scream ''this is it'' call me on 08181244208
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BusinessRe: Ask Me Anything On Importation Of Goods From China by CHIMSKY(m): 7:04am On Dec 16, 2013
fatai2: It wll be a suicide to pay any alibaba seller with TT. Any seller that request payment with TT don't transact with him.

The most secured means of payment is debit or credit card through escrow. It gives alibaba opportunity to keep the money till you received ur goods in good condition. Brfore they release funds to the seller/supplier.
What is TT?
TV/MoviesRe: Can Nollywood Ever Make Cartoons by CHIMSKY(m): 9:59pm On Dec 11, 2013
Nigerians.Make cartoons?Do you know how much discipline,committment,sweat and focus goes into animating 30 seconds of a cartoon?We simply dont have the Patience.We want to hammer and we want to hammer NOW!
TravelRe: Travel To Ghana By Road by CHIMSKY(m): 11:41pm On Dec 08, 2013
[quote author=CHIMSKY]Treasure103: I have been to Ghana up to 8times btw 2009 and oday. Its ABC all d way. My hotel I paid 4k in naira for 5days,chilling ac n Dstv all d stations. I enjoyed my stay. Ate enough indomie,rice, visited naija r
Treasure,abeg link me to this hotel make I go chill out too.
TravelRe: Travel To Ghana By Road by CHIMSKY(m): 11:39pm On Dec 08, 2013
Treasure103: I have been to Ghana up to 8times btw 2009 and oday. Its ABC all d way. My hotel I paid 4k in naira for 5days,chilling ac n Dstv all d stations. I enjoyed my stay. Ate enough indomie,rice, visited naija restaurant and ate my favourite 'ofe oha' wt semo. Will be there in January for 2wks just to cool off. I ve been working my Bottom off. Goodluck to u Op and enjoy.
Treasure,abeg link me to this hotel.Thinking about cooling off in January too!
RomanceRe: I Can't Believe That Guys Will Sleep With Those Rough Looking Girls In Brothels by CHIMSKY(m): 9:41pm On Dec 08, 2013
Na wa o!People get time and bandwidth.Imagine! 27 pages.
BusinessRe: Do You Read Terms And Conditions Before Buying A Product? by CHIMSKY(m): 8:53pm On Dec 07, 2013
I think it is deliberate.Terms and conditions are made inordinately lengthy and written in confusing language.It is a ploy to get potential customers to hit the "agree" button before they know what they are getting into.
CelebritiesRe: Chidinma Talks About Her Sex Scandal And Life As A Star by CHIMSKY(m): 8:28pm On Dec 07, 2013
This is one celebrity who has her head screwed on properly.
Foreign AffairsRe: The Richest World Leaders by CHIMSKY(m): 8:05pm On Dec 05, 2013
ReineViolette: HuffPost World has recently compiled a list of the 20 richest world leaders currently in power. In the list that includes kings, queens, presidents, sultans...and, ahem, dictators.

1. Vladimir Putin, President of Russia Worth: $40 Billion GDP per capita: $14,000

2. Bhumibol Adulyadej, King of Thailand Worth: $30 Billion GDP per capita: $4,400

3. Hassanal Bolkiah, Sultan of Brunei Worth: $20 Billion GDP per capita: $41,000

4. Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud, King of Saudi Arabia Worth: $18 Billion GDP per capita: $21,000

5. Khalifa bin Zayed Al Nahyan, President of the UAE Worth: $15 Billion GDP per capita: $40,000

6. Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum, Emir of Dubai Worth: $14 Billion GDP per capita: $16,000

7. Kim Jong-un, Supreme Leader of North Korea Worth: $5 Billion GDP per capita: $1,800

8. Hans-Adam II, Prince of Liechstenstein Worth: $5 Billion GDP per capita: $135,000

9. Mohammed VI, King of Morocco Worth: $2.5 Billion GDP per capita: $3,000

10. Sebastian Pinera, President of Chile Worth: $2.5 Billion GDP per capita: $15,000

11. Congress President Sonia Gandhi Worth: $2 Billion GDP per capita: $1,500

12. Qaboos bin Said, Sultan of Oman Worth: $700 Million GDP per capita: $23,700

13. Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo, President of Equatorial Guinea Worth: $600 Million GDP per capita: $24,000

14. Elizabeth II, Queen of England Worth: $400 Million to 500 Million GDP per capita: $38,000

SOURCE: http://ca.finance.yahoo.com/photos/meet-the-20-richest-world-leaders-slideshow/
Where are Tinubu,Jona,Diezani,Oduah in this list?
RomanceRe: I Can't Believe That Guys Will Sleep With Those Rough Looking Girls In Brothels by CHIMSKY(m): 11:31pm On Dec 03, 2013
Shaanteel: including your sister
I gree.
CareerRe: How Does One Become An Investment Banker ? by CHIMSKY(m): 11:33am On Dec 03, 2013
TD4real: hey guys, plz i really need some serious advice on investment banking, its a ahame to say that i'm 21yrs old and currently doing my service year with a dream of becoming a banker but have no idea on how to go about it. i have never even met one before. by banker, i dont mean the custormer care, tellers, account officers or any other operational office, i am referring to the real bankers who deal with financial ratios and investment of the banks money. please i would like to know what it takes and what channels or routes i have to follow.

any investment banker in the house or anybody with some good ideas...........
First of all,what did you study?You need to get closer to your target if you did not study Economics,Accountancy,Finance and Banking etc.You can do this doing the Chartered Institute of Bankers Exam or even ICAN.You cld also get employment in a bank as a teller and then do your MBA/Money and Finance then move to where you really wanna be.An alternative is working in a management consultancy (Phillips Consulting,Accenture,Ernst and Young,PWC,) in an investment analysis role.This will expose you to top management of banks and possibly a high level banking job right in your chosen field.
Everything dey your hand.
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Pilgrims Abscond In Israel by CHIMSKY(m): 11:12am On Dec 03, 2013
ifyalways: I find it quite difficult to believe that one could afford USD 2000 for a pilgrimage trip and still be tripping for a common orange or whatever juice. undecided

So much emphasis on white,food and inconsequential stuff in the write up. Na wao.
Most of the people there could never hope to afford the air ticket in 10 years.They are in Israel as guests of the Lagos State Government.It is a way that government dispenses political patronage and favour to its devotees.Though I cant see the nexus between the government and the sponsorship of religious tourism.
FoodRe: Which Is Your Bad Kitchen Habit by CHIMSKY(m): 3:08pm On Dec 01, 2013
usmanktg2: WHICH IS YOUR OWN BAD KITCHEN HABIThuh HAHAHA
1-Open maggi cube with your teeth
2-Hold pot or remove pot from fire with your wrapper
3-Kakabe(dust) your hand in the food when putting salt or maggi
4-Using your hand to see if your rice or beans is cooked
5-Take the big cooking spoon,to take a little soup and place in your
hand then tasting it for salt??hahaha
6-Use your bare hands to dama(smooth paste)fura,semovita,akamu
(pap)etc
7-Eat directly from the pot
8-Use your wrapper to clean sweat from your face
9-Using your wrapper to clean plate,
10-Using your mouth to off the cooking fire......
Say d truth abeg oooo lipsrsealed
This is not terribly bad.Atleast you are not grinding the maggi cubes with the same hands you used to blow your nose.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Job In Lagos For N55,000 Or A Job In Abuja For N70,000 For A Lagos Resident? by CHIMSKY(m): 11:48pm On Nov 26, 2013
sonssy o: @uc.which part of abj do u live.dre is a job on ground in suleja nw.pay 40k..wit commisn.if u ar intrested just let me noo.
U no see work for better place, na for Suleija?!
RomanceRe: Cooking For Your Boyfriend In His House: Is It Right Or Wrong? by CHIMSKY(m): 10:04pm On Nov 26, 2013
Lαυяεηcε: Are u sure dat u n dat "hubby" are stee togeda?? undecided
Nairaland adv
ice!Everybody here claiming Amazon,because this sight offers you the garb of anonymity.
PoliticsRe: Is Melaye Serious With His "Fight Against Corruption" by CHIMSKY(m): 6:23pm On Nov 23, 2013
great1: Watching closely at our Anti corruption crussader, I'm asking, is he really serious about his messiah message, or he is just pretending waiting to get into office and loot twice overhuh watch this interview and make ur judgement






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ5fa1BF6QI







NEW HIT SINGLE!!!
www.tindeck.com/listen/izad
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala And Her 4 Children Are Harvard Graduates by CHIMSKY(m): 11:57am On Nov 20, 2013
chidindufrank: Good for them. But nobe by harvard o
Eh ehn!No be by Havard abi?Na by wetin?Na by ASUU Strike,poverty,unemployment etc...Some people are simply retarded.
Car TalkRe: Is It Better To Buy A Car Outright Or To Buy Using A Loan? by CHIMSKY(m): 4:16pm On Nov 13, 2013
ayo ade: My advice...avoid any kind of debt by all means. If you cant afford it, you dont deserve it yet. Earn enough to deserve the lifestyle you desire.
There is this thing called cashflow.Ideally its better to buy something,take possession and pay over time.You need to pay other bills.Sadly,in our country,the banks only offer a basic product.:the savings account.They dnt have financial creativity.So our financia services industry is dead.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Policeman Publicly Embarrass A Half-naked Girl On The Street- PICTURE by CHIMSKY(m): 6:48pm On Nov 12, 2013
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Could it be that this lady is being arrested for indecent dressing or the indecency of her dressing manifested in the process of her arrest by the police? probably police harassment and molestation is the antidote to indecent dresses in our society where ladies now attracts cheap attention by exposing their boobs..
I doubt if the policeman can concentrate on his job
That guy is not a policeman.Maybe Kai Brigade,LASTMA or HIZBAH.But definitely not one of our gallant men in black.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Policeman Publicly Embarrass A Half-naked Girl On The Street- PICTURE by CHIMSKY(m): 6:47pm On Nov 12, 2013
∫ξΛ®lξ§§:
Could it be that this lady is being arrested for indecent dressing or the indecency of her dressing manifested in the process of her arrest by the police? probably police harassment and molestation is the antidote to indecent dresses in our society where ladies now attracts cheap attention by exposing their boobs..
I doubt if the policeman can concentrate on his job
Thatnguybis not a policeman.Maybe Kai Brigade,LASTMA or HIZBAH.But definitely not one of our gallant men in black.
TravelRe: Relocating To Abuja From Lagos by CHIMSKY(m): 6:39pm On Nov 12, 2013
1st.deolaw:
Thanks. You have increased the fear in me.
Na true the guy dey tell you.
TravelRe: Aero Airline Keeps Passengers Stranded In Abuja by CHIMSKY(m): 5:59am On Nov 10, 2013
Unblockable: SOURCE: www.premiumtimesng.com/news/149310-aero-contractors-airline-keeps-passengers-stranded-night-abuja.html
And u people are still here raking on Nairaland!?Una never sue them finish?This is why Nigeria does not progress.We are too docile.
RomanceRe: Ugly Girls Have Better Guys, WHY? by CHIMSKY(m): 5:56am On Nov 10, 2013
Bleble-swag:
I want 2 knw why ugly girls ve better, handsome, caring n loving guys n vice-visa but d beautiful/handsome 1s dnt? Am asking cos ve seen many many cases lik dat wher ugly girls always ve d best n d pretty 1s dnt n vice-visa. Has any1 seen such? but WHY??
The truth is that the prettier a girl is,the more her options.Consequently,the more she forms.But ugly girls take all their chances.Cos they dont know if and when the next one will come.
RomanceRe: Ugly Girls Have Better Guys, WHY? by CHIMSKY(m): 5:54am On Nov 10, 2013
Harbosede02: "u gurls"are u ok??we do make up,fyn,so wat u are insinuating nw is dat wen we r going out we sud jst go out luking shabby??we do make up 2 luk presentable,itz jst dat sum gurls has abused d use of make up by using it anyaw
Abeg make u try go night-school
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Frequently Asked Questions On FTA by CHIMSKY(m): 8:52am On Nov 09, 2013
olenyi: Ur best bet at ur location is from 3.5m up. Dats what will give u a stable signal and peace of mind. Regards.
I am in Nasarawa State.How big should my dish be?
SportsRe: Describe Golden Eaglets In One Word? by CHIMSKY(m): 7:28pm On Nov 08, 2013
DonColz1: They are OUTSTANDING!!!
Add urs...
Phantasmagoric!
EducationRe: Should Part-Time Study Be Abolished? by CHIMSKY(m): 5:34pm On Nov 08, 2013
BrightCar: PART-TIME SCHEME IS PRACTICED EVERY WHERE EVEN IN THE MOST DEVELOPED COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD. ITS PROS IS FAR GREATER THAN THE CONS, IT MUST NOT BE TAMPERED WITH, RATHER POST-UME BE ABOLISHED, IT MAKE NO SENSE, ONLY BENEFITING THE CORRUPT.
It all boils down tonhow part-time study is structured.The thing we have not yet realised is that the most important aspect of any institution is its faculty.If we can attract high quality lecturers,then our part-time programmes will do fine.But right now,these programmes are run by teachers with 'lesser" qualifications.People who are not the best in their field.
I suspect this is why the Nigerian Council of Legal Education decided to make Law a full-time course ONLY.
FamilyRe: Why Is Divorce Not An Option For Most Nigerian Women? by CHIMSKY(m): 11:49pm On Nov 07, 2013
lorretta u: Lie.
How will a girl say she doesn't want to marry a good guy but will rather chose a brutal one?
My bet is that these men hid the animals in them until they've successfully lured the women into marriage.
It happens.Women,especially when they are still young ,want fun and excitement.They dont want a guy who is routine and predictable.Check out Whitney Houston's story.As a young single she had the world at her feet and could virtually choose any man she wanted.The CEO of Sony Music,Tommy Mottola,a mulltimillionaire businessman proposed to her .But she turned him down cos he was a 'suit'.Look what she ended up with.Ever since she met Bobby Brown her life never remained the same again in more ways than one..
AutosRe: Mercedes Benz C180 , 2001. [N 1.1m] by CHIMSKY(m): 9:55pm On Nov 05, 2013
pato405: wink
Is this the 2001 model?
FamilyRe: Helping Most Nigerian Women End In Drama: Why? by CHIMSKY(m): 11:04am On Nov 05, 2013
[quote author=bigheart2013]Sorry to bother good nairalander again with another thread back-to-back. Please help me solve this puzzle. Why is that each time someone helps most (not all) Nigeria woman it ends up either in a drama, scandal, enmity or chaos?

Here are some examples:

1. I opened this thread because a friend helped a Nigerian lady get a job in a big firm in Nigeria. The lady resumed without even calling to update him. When the man asked her why, she said she was grateful but added that God only used my friend to help her, it wasn't by his own doing. It could have still happened through another person. My friend was shocked at this type of 'Thank You'
2. A man in USA who used his financial records to file affidavit of support for her niece in Nig to relocate to USA made news when he ended up in court and nearly ended up in jail, when the girl turned around to sue him for not supporting her financially in USA.
3. Some Nigerian men (not all) who trained their wives in school are regretting it today, after the said wife graduated and either dumped them or became very unruly when they start working.
4. Some people who opened businesses for their sisters in Nigeria are regretting it today, as they ended up enemies and insulted.
5. Some who gave gifts to female friends in Nigeria always have one story of ungratefulness or the other. They complained that generally most Nigerian ladies have a mindset that they get what they get because they are attractive women, and generally men are 'mugus' who spend on women to get something in return.

My Questions:

1. What is the cause of this general feeling of ungratefulness, and how can we change the mindset of our sisters to start being grateful?
2. What is the best way to give a Nigerian lady a helping hand without attracting these types of ungratefulness, since some of us either still have females we are helping or intend to help?
3. How should one react when one's help is either misinterpreted or treated with ungratefulness, without ending it in drama or enmity?


Update 1, Nov 4, 2013: I wish we don't turn this into bashing of Nigerian women. I asked 3 specific questions to see how we can train the mind of some sisters to see the benefits of being grateful, to teach brothers how to give the right way, and how to handle disappointments when they come. I pray we focus on that to make this thread more constructive.
[/quGratitude is very easily forgotten.Help because you want to not because you expect a reward and you can never go wrong.
RomanceRe: The Right Time To Ask My Boyfriend For Rent Money? by CHIMSKY(m): 9:55pm On Nov 01, 2013
mizzocho.cinco:
You still have your girlfriends asking you to do them favours after they cook, clean or spend a good time with you, i believe the same label you are stamping on me is the exact same label you should be stamping on your girlfriend smiley

Men want a woman who can prove themselves worthy before they take her to the alter, a good cook and someone who can make him have a great time in bed, a good and hygienic wife and mother. why can't i have a man prove that he is a good provider before accepting to walk down the aisle for?

Does this mean women have to accept whatever comes their way, whereas women have to be put through some tests before they are considered to be wife material?
Food for thought
Only 4 months down the road and you are already asking for rent money.Have you no shame?Dont you have any pride as a woman?
It is people like you who commoditize womanhood.Tomorrow you will complain that he treats you like chattel.
FamilyRe: Things Men Find Irresistible In A Woman by CHIMSKY(m): 11:21pm On Oct 31, 2013
Anvaller: Well as a man, I can categorically tell you that you left out the most important part that all men will find irresistible. U mentioned sexy but sexy alone isn't just enough. She has to be s3xually mind-blowing and I will always wanna be there wherever she is. But if she is s3xually boring, not creative and unadventurous, she would then be very resistible.

I can't believe u left that out, are u the type that will discuss everything around s3x but not s3x itself? Cos that is very common with Naija chicks.
Ladies,'Great Sex" particularly 'a great Mouth Gig" will give u d keys to any man's heart.

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