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raindrop99:
Thanks op for enlightening me. I'm studying mech engineering, what skill can I acquire??

Go to any auto workshop you know and learn auto mechanic skills. would help u in a long way

senola1:
Do kia rio and hyundai accents of this generation come with this abs technology

certainly they do. Aswell as Toyota cars

GogetterMD:
Nna, spot on!
Nigerians disobey every reasonable laws of nature. Push a man to the wall, he has nowhere to run but to turnaround and fight, push a Nigerian to the wall, he will break that wall and continue running

Tiri gbosa for you

izzou:
No war can spring up in Nigeria because of a failed ponzi scheme

Instead, we look for another new one to join

Our gullibility is among the top ranked in the world

ur head dey dia nwanne...we wuld always be Nigerians

Ugosample:
Nigerians like to over exagerate the net worth of these politicians......

you people think $15billion is 15 naira?

It's highly unlikely that a politician can steal that amount of money, or even have it,)....

The ones who can manage to have such obscene amount (which I doubt) are the former heads of States ( IBB, OBJ, GEJ dem)

If you are a legislator of state governor, you cannot have such an amount of money.

shut your trap

yemmy66:
We want Fashola back


Fashola as President 2019

sharap dia...idiot Afonja

Guru9ja:
we will top the group with goals. Perez should score more goals in case PSG wins

even if we score 100goals, psg wuld stil top arsenal if they win. i see psg playin a draw

LRNZH:
Reno and lies.....

Same way he claimed that PMB donated $500M to Clinton's campaign without doing any research.

This US election has humbled TB Joshua, Soyinka and Reno. It remains to be seen if they have accepted the lessons in humility.

sharap u fool

tundejoel1990:
I tire o dis blog pple self dy just dey hype hype tins.....wen e begin dy play for man city wey e one dy earn 85k pounds weekly

ignorance is in you like peak milk

stwazobia:
In Phyno's voice:... Jehovah emela nwa ogbenye ezeke... Oluwa please i beg you, mek i collect big time... let them say: yes, we know you will make it....

ezege not ezeke

SlaughterGang:
Marcus Rashford is light years ahead of him on the development Curve.





GGMU. Ask Iheanacho, he's a Man Utd fan.

ode

CaptPlanet:
Kevin De Bruyne is a midfielder. He scored the first goal and won motm award.



Pogba is £35 more expensive than him. O and Kevin has more goals than him.

So on point

Patronize engineers for auto mech jobs, No! they wunt, buh prefer cheap mechanics dat tearup the car n turn ur life into an ATM, later they go about saying mechanics are heartless...mtcheew

AYO FAYOSE

my66:
Fayose but Most Intelligent Na [size=18pt]OBIANO[/size]

you must be high...Obaino that couldn't tell the press the food Anambra produces, he shamelessly open his mouth n said rice, bean, garri, plantain...lol

gbens2000:
you deserve a cyber slap-assault-jail term. ,I no blame you na becuz u Neva star dey use ur refrigerator as wardrobe na

Epic reply
u deserve one botu of orijin

booblacain:
Chai !!!.

this guy dey vex gan...my own vex na learner for him own side :-

OAFMods:
Can you ever make sensible use of your brain ?

sharap zombified idiot...hes makin sense

Perfect match for welbeck

This man is a disappointment to that portfolio

400billionman:
You can see that the second truck is heavy duty, the type which pulls accidented Dangote trailers.

You can see its large distance from the river say 20 to 30 feet away, if you are right, why didnt it just topple and remain on the ground ? Must it travel (Screech) sideways against friction to the river ?

Observe the white smoke in the last picture, that the driver was even firing to drive away this truck from the river. So the small white car with less than 10% of the truck's weight can perform all these wonders ?

Thanks for ur english lecture shaa.

Dont mind the mofo spilling trash.

martineinstein:
mechanics/theory of materials/structure: moment of force on cantilever. Example: Hydraulic (jib)... It's actually not the car that caused it; tho the car weight just initiated the torque that was ' on the verge'... Notice that the end of the cantilever that's away from the heavy duty vehicle is far heavier than the part closer to the vehicle. The poor design of the vehicle by the manufacturer and the poor calculation by the operators were actually the cause. The designer failed to add/distribute more forces to the part of the cantilever closer to the vehicle. This design failure moved the centre of gravity away from the vehicle( weight of the vehicle and the engine) to the end of the cantilever. The forces were at equilibrium, until extra force(weight of the vehicle) was added. The vehicle couldn't withstand the force at the other end; it had to ' torque'

TLDR:The towlers were supposed to add more weight to the vehicle(heavy duty) that is greater than that of the car; so as to counter that of the car, and the hydraulic designer was supposed to distribute the dead force of the cantilever towards the heavy duty or the engine would have been heavier

For ur mind u get sense pass those expatriates... sharap jare. Naija n dia crammes theories stil we cant build anytin of ours.

vizkiz:
Waiting for one fool to come and say these two never had anything behind closed door

How will someone with flesh and blood carry something as sexy with big boobs and fresh laps (blood of Moses ) without doing anything?
Girl whey never sit down for my laps gaan we don chop am like three times

Na tru u dey yan o...i can clearly see her nipples pointing out under der top, flavor must av bin doing some mouth job

ideylaff:
Look closely just under Flavours Chin, is that Anita's boobs with a nip - ple showing?

Ahhh

My niggy...i can clearly see wat u r seeing o

I tap into this testimony...You truly blessed

GFUBY:
This is why Africans we don't go far in the world of sports how can a Ntional team coach be calling people names? It's uncalled for

shut ur trap...goan listen to mourinho post match interview. If you dont know shit about what's going on in the outside world, all you need do is shut the F up

Dollarjunkie:
Look at how they'd cut their hairs... Check out upcoming artists in naija, they'll be on dirty dreadlocks with 100naira aboki necklace abi na dog chain

shut ur trap...did 2chains, acehood n co cut their hairs? Niggers like you piss me off

FlirtyKaren:
Amarachi Joyce Mbatu was very glad on the 24th of January when she won the Face of VL magazine 2016.

Fast forward to less than two weeks later, the VL beauty pageant organisers that crowned her announced yesterday that Amarachi has been dethroned for reasons they said included lack of commitment, availability and not being able to meet up the the brand (VL) requirements.

However, according to Amarachi,she was dethroned because she refused to do a topless photoshoot. Here's what she posted on Facebook after the pageant released their statement dethroning her.

The first runner up, Damaris Obieke pictured below signing her contract, takes over from Amarachi.

The magazine really shoots topless photos of their models which they use for their magazine covers. Here are some covers I got from the internet.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/02/vl-magazine-beauty-queen-dethroned-after-topless-photoshoot-refusal.html

Stupid girl...did you think been a face of a magazine was for you to flunt your dirty teeth for them? You dont wanna go topless for a magazine thats payin big but u can go topless for one stupid boyfriend. I see mumu everywhere

exclusive7:
OMG....she is gonna give a heart attack in bed dat will kill him....then take his money...
ryde him lyk ur possessed

My man you badt gan...same thing i thought

Keneeby:
I have been offered a job today by one of the prestigeous company in Uyo. Glory be to God who made it possible. To job seekers, don't lose hope God is working things for you. Soon it will be ur turn in Jesus name! Amen.

AMEN

perfect club for such talent

sissylucy:
Maybe they couldn't afford the compulsory laptop fee and decided to steal...even at that stealing was a very bad step to take


They should be made to face justice

The compulsory laptop fee is for 1st year students. Think b4 u talk