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Topestbilly:
Have stopped taking it since 4months now, I realised it truly not good for my system.

how so?

reminiscing:
I hated d fact that he thought I was cheap noni

does love letter cheapen a woman?

reminiscing:
I was in Jss1 when I got a letter from our neigbour's brother that came from Warri.The guy said in d letter that he loves me so much and he want me to be his girlfriend (in jenifa's voice), the bobo even promised to be giving me cash.Lol
When my parent got back from work, I showed them the letter,with vexation they marched to our neighbour's house and the guy was deported ASAP

why u fall him hand?

joywendy:
I'm I the only one who sees this passage has kinda demeaning to women? I don't see this has hilarious but sad...

how so

mem88:
Ooooohoooooooh!!!!
maybe now una go knw why deeper life banned their members frm reading songs of solomon. :-)

are u serious? I am not aware. Tell me more

sade1994:
Flooding? None at all
It all depends on how you prepare ur site from the onset..
It's here in Asaba and there are two stories on the basement with pent house. ..

why are some saying it will become swimming pool during rain?

Does it cost you extra electricity?

How about ventilation?

sade1994:
Where I currently live has basement and we don't use it for storage. Infact it's has standard room with toilet and kitchenette. And do we experience Heat. ? No..
It's actually the coolest part of the house. How do we explain that?

wow. I was getting discouraged. What aabout flooding? What part of Ngeria. How many stoories doo you have on the basement?

I would love to read it

Their ministries didn't end. Ministers they trained are doing well in their own ministries

ramalot:
It's not that you're a conspiracy theorist, but that you're not a very smart human being.

Such is the paradox of being a "conspiracy theorist." A belief that one has some privileged insight, then presenting unfounded theory as forceful fact. The problem isn't in the "questioning" of things. That in itself is great, and how every person should approach things.

However, when scepticism always begins as a conclusion, rather than an investigation into a notion, then it is self-destructive.

Let me guess, you also believe the earth is flat, huh? Or perhaps you haven't graduated to that level in the conspiracy theory realm.

EVERY damn game is addictive, if the individual submits himself to it. Such is the basic nature of it, NOT some sinister plot hatched in a dingy cave by the ever so elusive "them."

Wisdom.

She didn't explain her skepticism.

UIA04:
The memes are funny but the game Is a

stupid game
Call me a conspiracy theorist buy I see elements of mind control through addiction to this game
Just like they used Beyonce to control the average back woman

I didn't know of black women control. Tell me more

Evathyst:
This thread sweet die!


One would begin to wonder why is it guys that always get scammed?


Your fellow guys will scam you, even we ladies we scam you as well. Aimoye recharge cards, bank transfers, dinners, on top wetin? You wanna see under he skirt. I laugh in Puerto Rico language!

You dey laugh us BA

Read mine
Though I didn't fall for it.

SMS Correspondence between me and a
scammer.
C is for chinedumo
j is for unknown lover girl.
Sunday 3/8/2015
J 8:11 PM I love u, but very defculty to
express befor you... From jenny bye
J 8:29 PM Chinedu i know u might be
suprise @ dis jucture, am jenny an old
command studnt, but currently a medical
studnt @ unilag. I jus got ur phone lick via
ur facebook, sorry i ve to make every tin
ab@ me a pure secret till i get to enugu...
Dear xup ab@ ur skul i hope u mus b tru
by now?
J 10:20 PM Please dear is very late to pick
ur cal, more ova am wit other hustel
room mate.
Monday 3/9/2015
J 12:20 AM Hi dear gudmorning, hw was
ur nite! I gues was pretty cool? Jus feel
like sayin hi...bye
C 8:08 AM Good morning. Havent been
feelin well lately. Malaria i think. am
better this morning. Thanks for you
concern. How was your nite? I didnt know
my number was on fb. have i met you
before?
J 9:39 AM Sorry 4 d lata reply am just
coming out frm lecture hall. dear am
wishing u quick recovery soonest.
concerning ur question, yes we ve but nt
one on one. Cus i was a set after ur set.
C 10:27 AM Wow. Am flattered. You love
someonw you'avent met. If you dont
mind my asking. What do you see in me
that attracts you?
C 12:11 PM I aske u dat cos pranks like tis
are common
J 1:51 PM Hmmm prank? Well edu tanx 4
dat compliments. Takia
C 1:57 PM answer question i aske pls
J 3:24 PM Questioneer sorry i cant answer
any of ur question until i get back to
Enugu. and pls dnt even push
me.....thanks
C 3:29 PM Wat makes u sure i am in
enugu?
J 3:31 PM Wat eva....pls am tired i need
sum rest ok?
C 3:33 PM how was lectures today?
J 3:50 PM Was stressful but i stil thank
God
J 4:05 PM Just tell me, where are u? Or u
dnt want us to see cus i wil be comin
down to east 4 my elder sister wedding?
frm jenny. I ran out of airtim, here is my
2nd line.
C 4:19 PM it depends wen u are comin. I
may not b d dude u use to know
J 4:23 PM Stop joor u re still d one i use to
knw. Am comin back by thursday. Pls
alowe me to ve my siesta plssssssss
C 4:28 PM Lol. On one condition. Show me
ur fb timeline
J 4:30 PM I ve sent my friend request
already. Pls i want to sleep naa.
C 8:37 PM shey you have slept well? i only
saw one jenny cool in friend request.
whats ur fb name?
J 8:45 PM Just leave me alon, i damaged
my PC screen where am rushing to read
ur text...jus stay on ur own okey.
J 8:49 PM Wat are u waiting to pick ur call
huh? U ve caused me damages. Naughty
dude.
C 8:51 Pm i see you are playing with me.
and u are enjoying it. y would u damage
ur pc in a rush to read a text?
J 8:58 PM Am playin wit u, hw? Edu i hate
u wit passion 4 dropin such a harsh word
2 me. U neva change? Be romantic 4 once
C 9:00 PM lol. i see. and u say we have
neva met? do u want me to say "i love u
too"?
u seem so confident that i am single.
C 9:01 PM do u prefer i say u are flirting
wit me? besides i am playing wit u too
J 9:10 PM U mean u are already married?
No wonder y u are so harsh on me.
Extend my greetings bye.
C 9:11 PM didnt say i am married.whats
up wit all this hidden number. am not
harsh wit u baby
C 9:16 PM have u watched the vampire
diaries? wont this chat b better and
cheaper on whatsapp? or dont u medical
students have such luxrsy?
J 9:21 PM Pls i ve asigment 2 carry on
2nite, mor ova my airtim z very poor 2
contnu. Tax i enjoy 2nite chatn jus dat i
cnt play my muzik while readn cus of my
pc spoild.
C 9:24 PM u are soundin so disciplined.
thats good. i have airtel credit wit me if u
are intrested. u dont want to tell me ur fb
name ba?
J 9:29 PM Watsup? Noooo not wen am stil
in skul. I ve alot on my table. As 4 ur
airtim, tax i dnt need it. I can aford 4
myself. Go & sleep s late.Ve a fabulous nit
rest.
C 9:35 PM goodnite then. unknown lover
gal. wish u luck wit ur assigments.
J 9:43 PM Lol me unknw lover girl? dnt
worry u wil see me soon. Let me also use
dis optunit 2 invite u @ my sis weddin dis
comin saturday.
J 9:46 PM Venue chilovile hotel new
heaven nza street behind govt house.
Very close to my houz. Bye
C 9:47 PM venue, location, time. greet ur
roomates for me. hope uare not
overcrowded
Tuesday 3/10/2015
J 9:36 AM Chiedu u ve cost me extra
expences nw, jus comin out frm my pc
repairer. He charged me 19k & i
deposited 9 to start workin. Am nt realy
happy wit u. Bye
C 9:54 AM Are u expectin me to pay up d
balance? Dat wat happens when u are in
love. U forget urself and damage tins.
Blame it on love not me
C 4:09 PM Do i know ur elder sister?
J 7:52 PM Hi gud evening boy hw was ur
day? Jus comin bk frm skul library. So so
tired to answer those ur siri question but
let me try.. No u din kn my sis cuz she
skuld @ queens and her universty was in
ghana. U talkd ab@ balancin up my debt.
Pls i neva beg u of money though i dnt ve,
but if u tink is right to help, y then are u
askin? Bye
C 8:45 PM sorry if i hurt u. Goodnite. Did
ur lappy rili damage?
J 8:53 PM Do u tink i was jokin? Hmmm i
wil be d last to joke wit such issues. Wel u
wil get to kn my type soon.
C 8:56 PM how exactly was it damaged
J 9:08 PM D screen was affectd, including
d Ram. Those @ d computer village said
dat Apple part are very expensive to get. I
think dats d reasn d price was high.
C 9:13 PM am sorry FOR UR LOSS
J 9:15 PM Thanx 4 d concern, so hw was
ur day?
C 9:25 PM Stressfull. had to leave for ph
on erand
J 9:32 PM my dear u wil be strong by his
grace. Amen! So where are u nw? Pls dnt
tel me u wil nt be in Enugu by weekend
C 9:35 PM U said thusday now
Weekend
J 9:37 PM Hmmm, u dnt get me: I wil leav
lagos to Enugu by thursday, saturday is d
wedding.
C 9:40 PM U dont expect me to be
available all through. Just one day
J 9:47 PM Pls i invited u to d weddin
reception nthing more. Learn to
undastand sumbody ok. Mean i might
need ur favo pls,
C 9:51 PM Wow. Wht possiblely can i help
u wit
Wednesday 3/11/2015
J 5:37 AM Hi good morning, pls dear there
is sum tin bothering me so hard dat i
couldnt sleep l@st nite! & i feel ashame to
ask u 4 such favo. Pls i dnt kn if u can help
me wit 10k let me settle d guy dat is
workin my PC, i wil balance u bk pls. U re
my only @ dis point. Thanx
Thursday 3/12/2015
J 10:56 AM Is all most 24 hours & there
was no respond yet. Pls tell me ur mind,
than keepin me waitin. cus is neva by
force 2 help.
C 11:33 AM Funny unknow lover. How do
u expect to recieve that money? This looks
very sucpicious i must say.
J 11:53 AM Alright tanx dear.
J 2:44 PM I hate men dat bust with wat
they cant aford! U ask me d other day if i
need airtime wic i neva beg u, u first rased
issue of balance wen i neva ask u. Nw dat
i try u wit jus 10k u start talkn robish. Dear
i hate buster. On my way to Enugu. Jus get
dis, my name is uba jennifer 4rm uba's
family. 10k is a change to insult urself
okay? Fool
C 2:47 PM I didnt boast of anytin
C 2:49 PM U dont expect me to send 10k
to someone i dont know. I just ask what u
expect of me when u accused me of not
being romantic. Be happy. Congrats on ur
sis matrimony
C 2:50 PM I fail to see what exactly u are
testing me for
C 3:38 PM The question i ask first was '
how do u expect me to recieve the
money' i meant to say 'send the money'
not recieve. Typo error.
J 4:44 PM My dear i din blam u, my name
has changd frm jenny 2 lover gal cus i
aproch u 1st ba? Hmm african mentality
self.. Feel free &bust mor, i ve knwn ur
type.
C 5:13 PM Nawao. Lover girl is a joke i
have no problem in ur making an
approach. I was even thinking that jenny
was a pseudonym
C 5:16 PM Haba when u tell a girl i love u,
her friends start callin u lover boy. It is
normal. Guys call me loverboy cos dey
say i seek for love and relationship in a
woman rather dan sex
C 5:21 PM I didnt know u found the term
lover girl Derogatory. I apologize jennifer
J 8:51 PM Is only you and my mum dat ve
dis numba! Chiedu y u givn people my
numbr? Wait ooh, is u re nt man enough?
Jus fward ur adres, my bro wil bring me
to ur house.
C 9:13 PM Lol. Funny. I called u with a
number ending wit 336. Did u get any oda
call?
J 9:27 PM Pls fwrd ur address i & my
brother wil b comin tomorrow after
settlin those dat wil deconat d weddin
hall. Boaster.
C 9:34 PM Am not in town yet
J 9:46 PM Wat eva,pls stop sharin my
numbr to ur friends ok... Am nt dat easy
to get thoug i fal 2 u wen i taught u re
mam enough & also dferent 4rm other
guy. Pls go i dnt need u any more. U re
also fakd, u lack manners & also nt proud
of ur cute self. Dnt cal again cus am begin
to hate u lik neva.
C 9:54 PM Am i no more invited to d
reception?
Friday 3/13/2015
J 6:51 AM Is an opn ceremony but dnt try
2 distub me! Except if u want 2 see my tru
color...jus checkd ur Fb again, u re too
local nt wat i tink u were b4.
C 7:46 AM What do u mean by try to
disturb u?
J 8:01 AM You stil behav abnormal lik thos
days in command! Dats y u could nt
undastnd wat is disturb? Hmm i taught u
ve changd by nw. U gaty probs
C 8:07 AM What do i do those days baby?
C 8:08 AM Do i disturb girls those days?
J 8:18 AM I ve wast airtime 4 u, stupid boy
if u want us to continu send credit i wil
use and ans thos siri questio. Big head
C 8:19 AM I just entered enugu
C 9:17 AM I am at govt house now
C 9:46 AM There is no wedding reception
in chilovilee. I confirmed from the
reception

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Ujsizzle pls send me the five books onyenekwechinedu @ yahoo.com

macotrading72:
in short Na so I take lose my first ever girl friend, now I know better that when a girl/ woman says no trust me the answer is yes, we the guys should learn how to decode.

I don't understand

Cherishing:
I ll rather resign than doing Bank marketing in Nigeria .. and e no come be woman SMH

why is that so

tell me more please

foolinlove:
Wow. I think black women are gorgeous. I'm always jealous because I'm so pasty white and weird looking.

Also, therr is a study somewhere that looked at attraction between males and females. They looked at whether it was facial structure or skin tone that was the most important factor in attracting a mate.

It was found that skin tone was most important. People are most attracted to others that have a different skin tone to them...

So whites are attracted to non-whites, black ppl attracted to non-black ppl and so on.

i wish you can expound on this.

Are you saying that whites are attracted to blacks?

UjSizzle:
Sorry you got canned by the spambot, darling.

I understand what you mean everyone on this thread have laughed, cried, been angry, sworn to abandon this series and still come back again to discuss the next episode Series can't get any better than this again.
We have two more seasons to go and GOT will be history fit for a museum.

Welcome onboard.


**If you want to read the books lemme know and I'll mail you all five of them (note it isn't even complete yet, but there have been some deviation from the books. Still makes for a compelling read despite the TV adaptation.)

send to me please.

Onyenekwechinedu @ yahoo.com

PunkyV:
LOL. I've done the 1st two *ashamed* But it truly meant nothing. And usually the guys start it & I only entertained them, knowing fully well it'll never happen. Cheap talk, I'll call it.

Can't relate to the rest though.

i understand you better now. Thank you. I ask bc of a personal experence of mine. A girl accused me of always thinking about sex all the time. I still cant laya finger why she will think so. I wonder whether its something I said or did

PunkyV:
LMAO. No.

does it also exclude sexual innuedos and dirty talk,Bleep-me signs, ogling, crotch stares, licking lips, hand teasing etc

PunkyV:
Well for me, flirting is like a friendly banter. No feelings involved, just talking, to make conversation less awkward.

talking? Wow.

I thought teasing was something like grinding and flashing

PunkyV:
Teasing in what sense? Can you give an example

good morning dear. Thanks for your time.

In your story you admited that you teased him. Take that for an example

PunkyV:
No. It's enjoyable only when there's mutual interest & someone is mindful of boundaries. Respect goes a long way.

really? I have wondered why girls love teasing.

What is the purpose of teasing?

PunkyV:
No, thank God it didn't.

I've told this story here before. Anyway, we were at a house warming party thrown by my cousin's friend. I was part of the crowd that was seated in the lounge area & next to me was the guy. He was friends with the husband of the lady we were visiting. I don't even remember how we started having a conversation but we did & maybe I even flirted with him or whatever I don't remember everything because it happened so long ago but at one point he started buying drinks. I'm not much of a drinker so I didn't drink alcohol that night, only soda. I stood up to go to the toilet & next thing I know, he was behind me. He wouldn't let me out of his sight for one moment. When I came out they were playing this other song I can't remember now & he said, "that's my jam!" & went to dance at the make-shift dancefloor. The weird thing is he was gyrating to the beat & staring right straight at me. Probably to show me what I'd be getting that night, a loose waist LMAO.

Shìt hit the fan when he heard we were leaving. He went absolutely crazy & told me I wasn't going to leave Huh? That's when he started dragging me & at one point he had me over his shoulder. LMAO. I was so scared! Luckily other people got involved, including his friend ( the guy of the house) & we were able to leave without "gettin some" That's how it ended.

you must enjoy your power over men

PunkyV:
LOL, not sex-crazed but must have a healthy libido No, of course I don't like them "just sex-crazed". We aren't gonna eat sex now, so I can't be dealing with someone who's only good for one thing, sex.

so in your own words, what is a healthy libido

PunkyV:
Huh? OK. Well, there's currently a thread about a South African woman who is complaining, saying that her sex-crazed husband does it for 10 hrs or whatever. I've bedded them too, maybe not for 10 hrs though , but it sure wasn't no chicken sex that lasted for 5 minutes.

so you can get your rocks off at 5minutes?

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