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TolaniLuv: How can you open ur dirty/smelly mouth and seh something like that to a new born baby? Is your brain normal? SMH

Well, its my honest opinion. If I was the parent I would have the baby checked and be realistic. The daddy has a big heart for variety of puuunnaanies.

[quote author=Missy_B]May this be the kind of congratulatory messages you'll get henceforth; a good measure, pressed down, shaken together and running over. [/quote]Am I not allowed to voice my opinion? Just like you voiced out your opinion What you wish for me is your wishfull opinion. I careless. The baby must be checked for those STI's since daddy is a busy bee.

The baby looks like he is infected with Syphillis or Herpes.

Dr Chinelo has made a diagnosis.

Cant be jealous, you driving a glorified tractor.

Mpetempe: Hope Thats Not Jealousy.

Mpetempe: From Onitsha to Enugu With My Hummer!!!!

Sit down there in your tractor.
Mcxeeeeeewwww.

3200km in 2 days

MANDELA poor thing, times up.

Sit down, you are the one flaunting you Imaginery X6 e-keys. Mcxeeeeew, He GOAT.



[quote author=::Andrew::]I have been wondering for long never to find an answer to this. Could it be an Automotive anathema?
Every car owner flaunt his or her car keys even if there are 50 keys on one holder, the car key
Remains pointed at people during conversation. I noticed that not only in nigeria but even worse
here in Ieland. Am not trying to be egotistic but i own an X6 with a beautiful remote key yet
I always adumbrate my key when not in need of it. This morning morning a guy came to my office with a honda
key in his hand talking and pointing at me, not knowing my car can buy 5 of his ivtec. Wat is the exact
antecedent behind this?[/quote]

Some cows are best in milk production and not best as pets.

If you understand what i mean.

Crazy

Slopezee: Den eat d atm back na...revenge :DDen eat d atm back na...revenge

I like the topic '' ATE HER MONEY'''

Now we have Nairaland Agony Aunt.
Hmmmmmmmm. Lets her.

@henrychubayo, you are a hopeless liar. Connecting train to CPT? Which train is that? The only bullet train there is in SA is in Gauteng ( the Gautrain ), which only operates in Gauteng currently.
There are trains to other cities but they are not bullet trains.
Go tell kindergarten kids that story.

Does your statistics tell you how ofen Nigerian  test?

Nashville:
Statistics about HIV are conducted by international agencies who visit countries all over (including Nigeria) and use a sample to estimate the percentage of people living with a disease. Their figures are credible and if you have been following international politics you will remember a South African President saying HIV is not the cause of AIDs and AIDs is not caused by intercourse.

On the business side, the money to build the Palms and other Shopping centres where Shoprite operates was not provided by South Africans, it wsa provided by Actis and other Nigerian Investors. Shoprite is just a brand who are making millions in Nigeria. They themselves recently said they can have upto 270 Shoprites in Nigeria, so if they leave, they have the most to loose because other brands will take their place.

And yes we can kick MTN out of Nigeria and they will loose the most. Phone companies all over are begging to come into Nigeria and besides we already have Globacom that operates within and outside Nigeria so what makes you think we need any South Africans to run a phone company. Wake up - we have the population and resources. Even though our leaders are corrupt and thieves, the least they can do is to send a messae to those pompous South Africans that they have no right to treat us like dirt and if they do, we will fight back. I am sure if you were one of those deported you will feel differently!

We have not been able to provide better health care, constant electricity supply, infrastructure ( roads etc ) and you think a Nigerian business man can manage +200 SHOPRITE??
Hahahahahahaha, I don laugh, I am acting.

If I lack the required documents, I would deserve deportation, period.

For a country that exports crude oil, our petrol prices are far way expensive then countries that do not have oil.

Mceeeewwwwww.

Nashville:
Beyond the issue of having anything to loose, we need to show SA that they cannot treat Nigerians in a shaby manner and get away with it. The last case of Yellow fever was in 1995, how come only Nigerians have to produce the vaccination. Do they ask Americans for yellow fever vaccine.

My suggestion is the following. Since we know that South Africa has the highest rates of HIV and STDs, all South Africans coming into Nigeria should produce a test result showing they are HIV negative. They should also produce test results showing they do not have Gonorrhea, Syphillis and other STDs.

The only reason why you think Nigeria is better than SA regarding HIV it that SA record their statistics, us Nigeria we do not test regularly and therefore we cannot produce clear and indicative statistics. But not that NIGERIA is healthier, wake up and put on your intelligence glasses.


You listen and support politicians playing their political cards and political vendettas, who will suffer at the end? Your average Nigerian.

They have money to flight to the same SA or other foreign countries for medical attention, shopping etc., who works at MTN and Shoprite, is it their children
NO, Its an average Nigerian.

Not that us Nigerians we cant do it for ourselves, we can, but those that could, did they do it
NO.
So let those who can reduce unemployment, and also bring development.

I CRY FOR NIGERIA, when we are busy supporting our leaders with their political vendettas and not push them to do their jobs.

BY THE WAY WHEN IS THE " WE HELPED SA" DEBT GOING TO BE PAID UP.

Its been way too long.

STUPID PEOPLE

I see some of you playing the messiah/ saviour card. If you are saying Nigeria helped SA during apartheid, it was not Nigeria exclusively. Russia, Zambia ( immensely ), Mozambique, Botswana, Zimbabwe, those were the major players.
Don't come with "" We helped SA crap""

By the way all the above mentioned people did not help SA, they help the ANC, so go ask the ANC to pay the debt owed to NIGERIA.
Not all SAfricans are ANC, there was IFP, AZAPO, PAC, NP etc., which I do not think you help and who also fought against apartheid, who doesn't owed anyone a dime.

SA's apartheid ended because there was mounting international pressure and sanctions not because of ANGEL NIGERIA.

Even if NIGERIA was the messiah ( Lord help Nigeria ),does that mean that they should not follow the policies and rules of the country they helped?

Zambia ( Kenneth Kaunda )  was the biggest player against apartheid, but you never her Zambians demanding things or the impossible for the fact that they help against apartheid.

This is not Xenophobia, its just plain protocol

Let DSTV, MTN, Shoprite and the likes go back to SA, SAfrican government does not own a stake in those companies, lets see who will be affected.


Legit Yellow card or NO ENTRY period.

KINGwax:
you might want to shut your fck up there! Is it news that 90% of d developments in SA is by whites? Or 75% of their economy is controlled by them. Were u dead in 2008 when SA started chasing out other blacks claiming they're d cause of their suffering? U think he d whites has left SA underdeveloped and not-ready like nigeria they will still have d same story? Look how long it took ghana. And don't compare ghana with nigeria too cos i have some states who are jst as big as ghana that are living it up. Lagos, rivers, kano and currently imo.
Mandela is a human, a legend and icon but not a god. So eventually, which i knw soon, he will die. It's allowed if u take his place or follow him die!

@Kingwax, Milehigh  was not on a scrutiny trip regarding who owns more stake in the SA economy. He just made a comment comparing the countries.
I am not sure whats your problem with that since Nigerians enjoys and always never forgets to compare themselves to SA.

Give us your updated statistics to support your statement since you know better.

But then again the government who is in power are blacks. Black people have a stake in SA economy through measures like affirmative action and Black Economic Empowerment ( BEE )
Not sure where you get your 90% statistics.  

South African infrastucture and maintenance is the black governments responsibility and not white businesses as you are claiming.

Yes SA have their own challenges just like any country and one thing I like about them is that the don't pretend as if the problem does not exist .

They  document their challenges and work on them, hence your statistics and sources

I would advice you to leave SA to deal with their own issues and start working on our Nigerian challenges.

Maybe we can learn a thing or two from them.


For now we may as well admit that in terms of GDP, infrastructure ( especially roads ) ,healthcare system,education etc, SA superceeds Nigeria.

Maybe in future, if Nigerians can drop the envious attitude and start working, Nigeria can superceed SA.


So,drop you spiteful jealousy and start working.

justwise:
Will you call a 25yrs old man dating a 31yrs old woman a loser?

@justwise, definately, check my post, and you will get the response.
More than 5yrs difference can never be your mate. Ones mates fall within 5yrs, period.

THE GUY IS A SUPERLOOSER.
I DOUBT IF HE WILL BENEFIT FINANCIALLY, WHITE FOLKS ARE NOT COMPLETELY STUPID AND BLINDED BY LOVE. THEY  DRAFT VERY CLEAR WILLS.

Tough times never last but tough people do. This tough time in his life has shown how weak he is and also his morals. He might think he has arrived, but hey not quiete.

If there is an agreement between them regarding the papers, well and good.

But if he is deliberately using someone without their knowledge to get what he wants, I pity him.I have seen this manier times ( guys making moves on old widows, old people etc., desperate woman ),and believe me even if he gets those papers,they might be useless in his life.

KARMA IS A B, TCH.

Mark my words '' HE WILL AMOUNT UP TO NOTHING''

I am not God, but I have witnessed KARMA in action.

NAIRALANDERS ARE HYPOCRITES


I retrieved the above post from a discussion from last year.


Majority of the NAIRALANDERS had no problem with the  age gap.

Now in 2012 NAIRALANDERS are wearing another pair of glasses and they view the issue from a different perspective.

I was the bad person who did not want to change with time.

What has changed except that its 2012


YOU BUNCH OF HYPOCRITES.

Quote from: chineloSA on October 24, 2011, 01:30 PM
I find that immoral and disgusting. Especially if its more that 5yrs.

My view is that all man who date older woman are a bunch of insecure beings, who want an older woman because

She has reached her sell by date so its unlikely for her to challenge u.
She will make it work even though its not worth it.
She will treat you like a king even if you don deserve it because she has passed her sell by date.

An older woman is likely to be financially secure, as she was born before you were born, so they are looking for financial security ( CREATE YOUR OWN LOOSER )
Majority of the times its about material ( money, exposure to business, exposure to good life etc. ( thats why they called couger "" sugar mummies'' they expose you to sugar life )

Why is it that you rarely find sugar relationships when there is poverty. You always find sugar relationships where there is money?               


If its all OK and morally correct. Imagine this :

Your father dies when you are 2yrs old and your sibling 3months. Your mother decides to remarry. She 55yrs old and she brings home a 30yr old.

Will u be OK with that.       



Please ladies, let kids be kids,let them have fun with other kids.

NAIRALANDERS ARE HYPOCRITES


I retrieved the above post from a discussion from last year.


Majority of the NAIRALANDERS had no problem with the  age gap.

Now in 2012 NAIRALANDERS are wearing another pair of glasses and they view the issue from a different perspective.

I was the bad person who did not want to change with time.

What has changed except that its 2012


YOU BUNCH OF HYPOCRITES.

[size=8pt]NAIRALANDERS ARE HYPOCRITES[/size]

I retrieved the above post from a discussion from last year.


Majority of the NAIRALANDERS had no problem with the  age gap.

Now in 2012 NAIRALANDERS are wearing another pair of glasses and they view the issue from a different perspective.

I was the bad person who did not want to change with time.

What has changed except that its 2012


YOU BUNCH OF HYPOCRITES.

woodcook:
am sure in 2 yrs time max naija will outdo both SA and Kenya!  wait till twitter fever catch naija pips  u fear

Whats up with this SA/ Nigeria comparison. Do things as Nigerians and stop using SA as a performance bar.

Sad, with all the oil produced in the country.

We reduce ourselves to being another sorry case for American donation.
Actually we are a dumping site.

Can't we afford this excuse of a warship

Lord have mercy.

@ ALL you MUMU's are going on 'bout the the HIGHEST SPEED you have made on our roads.

Millions of people die on our roads because of people like you.

Its not something that you should bè proud of.
Its not sexy no cool.

GROW UP.

EGOCENTRIC NARCISSISTS

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=787938.msg9415868#msg9415868 date=1319553003]@ Chinelo::

You attacked peoples opinions and disrestpected them and you call that debate?! You are a waste of time and effort. I have thought about the stress involved in making a 2 minute incantation to curse your wretched soul, but after considering that the chicken that I would require for the sacrifice is worth more than your entire existence and the fact that you were born with a factory-fitted curse upon your life, I figured why waste my time. My dear go die in peace and save the world the trouble of having to kill you ourselves.

Have a good day!!

P.S:: I may be a slowpoke, but atleast I know better than to post garbage twice rather than to modify my initial post!! Anyways, I would say have a good life, but seriously who are we kidding,  judging from your intellegence (or lack thereof) and the frustration in the tone of your messgae, it would be a miracle if you live to reach fifty and a bigger miracle if your cause of death isnt suicide.

I pray you find love.

Sayonara retar'd.[/quote]@Okija, it doesnt take rocket science to figure out that something might have went wrong while posting.

But for an academic like you, graduated with distinction from the Univ. of Retards, yes its rocket science.



@Konnections
When the wheel turns the hamster does no need to turn. LATEBLOOMER


Chow

@ OKIJA JUJU

As a Spokes man of the Gods, I cant be as careless with words as you can. Otherwise I wouldnt have hesitated to place a curse on your your mother who failed to raise you properly and on your father for failing to pour his acursed sea-men on the floor and instead fetilized your mothers eggs hence burdening the world with a reproach such as yourself. Once again, I cant be careless with my words. That said;

DUMB, SUPERSTICIOUS  A, ,  LIKE YOU SAYS SUCH THINGS WHEN THEY FAIL TO DEBATE.
WHAT IS DEBATE AM I NOT ALLOWED TO DIFFER?
WHO THE JACK ARE YOU TO THINK THAT YOUR CURSE MAKE A DIFFERENCE TO ME. CURSE FOR AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE TO ME.


I'll be civil in my reponse to you;

Look at the responses on this thread, virtually all the women who have been/are involved in a relationship with a younger man have all testified that their experiences have been good. They are happy and are not complaining. All you had to do was simply state your own take on the issue without disrespecting the views of others  and walk away rather than come out here to display the fact that both your parents have failed in their duties of raising you right.

THE FACT THAT I DIFFER FROM THE WOMEN YOU QUOTING DOES NOT COMPEL ME TO CONFORM. THATS THEIR EXPERIENCE AND THATS MY TAKE ON THE ISSUE. PERIOD


Like Konnektions said, if you have had a bad experience with a younger man, then that doesent give you the right to to place your frustrations on other people by judging them. Based on the tone of your response, I doubt you'll ever find a man older, younger or age mates who would ever love you, hence its not a curse but I see you dying alone old, miserable and frustrated. If I should predict the mode of your death, I would most likely guess suicide by ingesting rat poison.

FOR YOUR INFORMATION BROTHER ASTROLOGER, IN THE RELATIONSHIP DEPARTMENT I AM SET. AM JUST CONCERNED ABOUT THE WOMAN WHO WILL CROSS THE PEA SIZED BRAINED LIKE YOU.


A Man is supposed to provide is a rule set up by society. Well, welcome to the 21st century, most people are not guided by societal norms. If we all did, Killing of twins would still be the "norm" in Calabar, marrying of minors (which by the way still happens in the North today) would be acceptable and unquestionable, and according to the book of Leviticus 25, you would have been killed as an enfant for disrespecting your elders

RETARDS LIKE YOU DO NOT KNOW THAT SOCIETIES ARE GUIDED BY SOCIETAL NORMS. WHAT IS NORMAL IN CHINA MAY NOT BE NORMAL IN NIGERIA.



(which by the way wouldnt have been such a terrible thing cos frankly, your mother did the world a great dis-service by not aborting you the moment she realised your useless father used a cheap broken condom.)
I WAS ALSO WONDERING WHY YOUR PARENTS DID NOT ABORT A RETARD LIKE YOURSELF WHO IS RETARDING OUR SOCIETY WITH YOUR ‘’ RETARDED ‘’ OPINIONS AND VIEWS.  I PITY THOSE WHO HAVE CROSSED YOUR PATH.
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You talk about wallet size!! I wouldnt even bother walking down this road with you. Like honestly!! There is absolutely no need, I might just begin to sound corky. But you on the other hand were probably raised by poor parents (hence your hatred for money),

[b]HAHAHAHA, POOR PARENTS, I DO NOT HAVE TO SHARE MY FINANCIAL STANDING WITH A RETARD LIKE YOU, BECAUSE THEY WILL NOT UNDERSTAND ANYWAY.
I SUSPECT YOU, JUDGING BY WHAT COMES OUT OF THAT DEPRIVED BRAIN OF YOURS. I RECON THERE ARE VITAMINS THAT YOU NEVER HAD, THATS WHY YOU FAIL TO UNDERSTAND THAT PEOPLE DIFFER IN OPINIONS, AND THEY CAN DEBATE OPENLY


grew up in a poor neighbourhood (hence your ill manners and lack of exposure) and now you are so frustrated with your poverty stricken life that you are just naturally an unpleasant person hence your distasteful attitude and lack of joy at other peoples happiness. My suggestion is you start attending every crusade on T.V (Sorry, make that radio cos you are so poor you prolly dont own a television or know anyone else who owns one).
   
My dear, if the Constitution says its not an offence, then it isnt. You probably stopped school at Primary level (probably after like your harlot mother, you got impregnanted by a younger male) hence your lack of understanding about what the constitution says. Even the Bible dosent say it is a sin.

LOOKS LIKE YOU WENT AN OBTAINED YOURSELF A PhD ( ILLOGICAL THINKING ) AT THE UNIVERSITY OF THE RETARDERD, THAT IS
• WHY YOU ASSUME AND THINK THAT ALL PEOPLE WENT THROUGH MISHAPS LIKE YOU DID.
• WHY YOU THINK I WILL CRINGE TO YOUR THREATS OF YOUR QUASI GODS
SORRY BROTHER JUJU, IT DOESNT WORK WITH ME. TRY IT ON SOMEONE ELSE.


And NO my dear!! Money isnt a "FUNDAMENTAL" recipe for a successful relationship. If you hadnt been raised by whores and pros'titutes who would turn tricks for even a half eaten Burger and shake, you would realize this fact. Now let me explain it to you and maybe if you are intelligent enough to understand this, your life might just start to chart a successful course;

IF YOU WERE RAISED BY LovePeddler DO NOT ASSUME THAT ALL OF US COME FROM SIMILAR BACKGROUND. I WAS NOT EVEN THINKING ALONG THOSE LINES SINCE I HAVE NEVER COME ACROSS A LovePeddler IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. HOW DOES A LovePeddler LOOK LIKE? I RECON IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR MOTHER, THATS WHY YOU CAN DESCRIBE IT BETTER THAN ANYTHING


Love: This is vital. Cos when all fails (i'm talking money, cars, house, no children, extended family matters, job, incapacity due to an accident, e.t.c.) this is the only thing that can keep a couple together. Not money!!
[b]HAHAHAHAHA. WHICH PLANET ARE YOU FROM

[/b]Trust: This is vital for Love to grow even stronger and make the whole experience sweeter.

Respect: Now this is vital in every aspect of life. If you knew this, maybe your life would be better than it is right now. Although I doubt this because your problem seems ancestral in nature hence my happiness at the fact that you will die alone and with you the curse.

Now like I said in the beginning, I cant throw around words carelessly as my words carry with it alot of power. Please refrain from angering me, otherwise I wouldnt hesitate to call on Amadi-oha to strike you down and Call on Alusi Okija to afflict your family with leprosy!! You have been duly warned,

HAHAHAHAHA,
NOW I REALLY UNDERSTAND YOUR LEVEL OF EDUCATION AND KNOWLEDGE. YOU THINK THAT I WILL CRINGE AND BE INTIMIDATED BY YOUR QUASI GODS. SEND THEM, I AM WAITING.
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ANYWAY? YOU ENGAGED YOURSELF WILLINGLY IN A DEBATE AND NOW YOU COME WITH YOUR PEA SIDE TACTICS. TRY THEM ON SOMEONE ELSE, THEY WONT WORK WITH ME
RETARD

@OKIJA JUJU


@ Chinelo

As a Spokes man of the Gods, I cant be as careless with words as you can. Otherwise I wouldnt have hesitated to place a curse on your your mother who failed to raise you properly and on your father for failing to pour his acursed sea-men on the floor and instead fetilized your mothers eggs hence burdening the world with a reproach such as yourself. Once again, I cant be careless with my words. That said;

DUMB, SUPERSTICIOUS A, LIKE YOU SAYS SUCH THINGS WHEN THEY FAIL TO DEBATE.
WHAT IS DEBATE AM I NOT ALLOWED TO DIFFER?
WHO THE JACK ARE YOU TO THINK THAT YOUR CURSE MAKE A DIFFERENCE TO ME. CURSE FOR AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE TO ME.

I'll be civil in my reponse to you;

Look at the responses on this thread, virtually all the women who have been/are involved in a relationship with a younger man have all testified that their experiences have been good. They are happy and are not complaining. All you had to do was simply state your own take on the issue without disrespecting the views of others and walk away rather than come out here to display the fact that both your parents have failed in their duties of raising you right.

THE FACT THAT I DIFFER FROM THE WOMEN YOU QUOTING DOES NOT COMPEL ME TO CONFORM. THATS THEIR EXPERIENCE AND THATS MY TAKE ON THE ISSUE. PERIOD

Like Konnektions said, if you have had a bad experience with a younger man, then that doesent give you the right to to place your frustrations on other people by judging them. Based on the tone of your response, I doubt you'll ever find a man older, younger or age mates who would ever love you, hence its not a curse but I see you dying alone old, miserable and frustrated. If I should predict the mode of your death, I would most likely guess suicide by ingesting rat poison.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION BROTHER ASTROLOGER, IN THE RELATIONSHIP DEPARTMENT I AM SET. AM JUST CONCERNED ABOUT THE WOMAN WHO WILL CROSS THE PEA SIZED BRAINED LIKE YOU.

A Man is supposed to provide is a rule set up by society. Well, welcome to the 21st century, most people are not guided by societal norms. If we all did, Killing of twins would still be the "norm" in Calabar, marrying of minors (which by the way still happens in the North today) would be acceptable and unquestionable, and according to the book of Leviticus 25, you would have been killed as an enfant for disrespecting your elders
RETARDS LIKE YOU DO NOT KNOW THAT SOCIETIES ARE GUIDED BY SOCIETAL NORMS. WHAT IS NORMAL IN CHINA MAY NOT BE NORMAL IN NIGERIA.

(which by the way wouldnt have been such a terrible thing cos frankly, your mother did the world a great dis-service by not aborting you the moment she realised your useless father used a cheap broken condom.)
I WAS ALSO WONDERING WHY YOUR PARENTS DID NOT ABORT A RETARD LIKE YOURSELF WHO IS RETARDING OUR SOCIETY WITH YOUR ‘’ RETARDED ‘’ OPINIONS AND VIEWS. I PITY THOSE WHO HAVE CROSSED YOUR PATH.

You talk about wallet size!! I wouldnt even bother walking down this road with you. Like honestly!! There is absolutely no need, I might just begin to sound corky. But you on the other hand were probably raised by poor parents (hence your hatred for money),
HAHAHAHA, POOR PARENTS, I DO NOT HAVE TO SHARE MY FINANCIAL STANDING WITH A RETARD LIKE YOU, BECAUSE THEY WILL NOT UNDERSTAND ANYWAY.
I SUSPECT YOU, JUDGING BY WHAT COMES OUT OF THAT DEPRIVED BRAIN OF YOURS. I RECON THERE ARE VITAMINS THAT YOU NEVER HAD, THATS WHY YOU FAIL TO UNDERSTAND THAT PEOPLE DIFFER IN OPINIONS, AND THEY CAN DEBATE OPENLY
grew up in a poor neighbourhood (hence your ill manners and lack of exposure) and now you are so frustrated with your poverty stricken life that you are just naturally an unpleasant person hence your distasteful attitude and lack of joy at other peoples happiness. My suggestion is you start attending every crusade on T.V (Sorry, make that radio cos you are so poor you prolly dont own a television or know anyone else who owns one).

My dear, if the Constitution says its not an offence, then it isnt. You probably stopped school at Primary level (probably after like your harlot mother, you got impregnanted by a younger male) hence your lack of understanding about what the constitution says. Even the Bible dosent say it is a sin.
LOOKS LIKE YOU WENT AN OBTAINED YOURSELF A PhD ( ILLOGICAL THINKING ) AT THE UNIVERSITY OF THE RETARDERD, THAT IS
• WHY YOU ASSUME AND THINK THAT ALL PEOPLE WENT THROUGH MISHAPS LIKE YOU DID.
• WHY YOU THINK I WILL CRINGE TO YOUR THREATS OF YOUR QUASI GODS
SORRY BROTHER JUJU, IT DOESNT WORK WITH ME. TRY IT ON SOMEONE ELSE.
And NO my dear!! Money isnt a "FUNDAMENTAL" recipe for a successful relationship. If you hadnt been raised by whores and pros'titutes who would turn tricks for even a half eaten Burger and shake, you would realize this fact. Now let me explain it to you and maybe if you are intelligent enough to understand this, your life might just start to chart a successful course;
IF YOU WERE RAISED BY LovePeddler DO NOT ASSUME THAT ALL OF US COME FROM SIMILAR BACKGROUND. I WAS NOT EVEN THINKING ALONG THOSE LINES SINCE I HAVE NEVER COME ACROSS A LovePeddler IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. HOW DOES A LovePeddler LOOK LIKE? I RECON IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR MOTHER, THATS WHY YOU CAN DESCRIBE IT BETTER THAN ANYTHING

Love: This is vital. Cos when all fails (i'm talking money, cars, house, no children, extended family matters, job, incapacity due to an accident, e.t.c.) this is the only thing that can keep a couple together. Not money!!
HAHAHAHAHA. WHICH PLANET ARE YOU FROM

Trust: This is vital for Love to grow even stronger and make the whole experience sweeter.

Respect: Now this is vital in every aspect of life. If you knew this, maybe your life would be better than it is right now. Although I doubt this because your problem seems ancestral in nature hence my happiness at the fact that you will die alone and with you the curse.

Now like I said in the beginning, I cant throw around words carelessly as my words carry with it alot of power. Please refrain from angering me, otherwise I wouldnt hesitate to call on Amadi-oha to strike you down and Call on Alusi Okija to afflict your family with leprosy!! You have been duly warned,
HAHAHAHAHA,
NOW I REALLY UNDERSTAND YOUR LEVEL OF EDUCATION AND KNOWLEDGE. YOU THINK THAT I WILL CRINGE AND BE INTIMIDATED BY YOUR QUASI GODS. SEND THEM, I AM WAITING.
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ANYWAY? YOU ENGAGED YOURSELF WILLINGLY IN A DEBATE AND NOW YOU COME WITH YOUR PEA SIDE TACTICS. TRY THEM ON SOMEONE ELSE, THEY WONT WORK WITH ME
RETARD