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stevo

URHOBO WADO

hi guys am from urhobo
but based in Manchester
glad we ve smtin like dis on NL

he looks boring
and broke

omo mummy

i suspect ruby_pearl
is a dude
might be wrong sha

blackky

aisha

chi2

hotwater

@erico

abeg no give me hypertension o
people going for masters are not affected o!!

cos short term courses are d ones done within six months
its clearly stated there on their website

@emmeno

lol
i got them from facebook o!!!
dont know if they where taken in Lagos
But most likely sha

akinsadeez:
Those pictures are really funny.You nearly killed me with laughter expecially the unirate,or utirate.Men,you made my day, Ibos are really trying.I have to get myself a TENMBERLAND.hehehehehehehe

LOL

Please in all u do remember to be patience
and dont u go abt unirating or utirating anywhere
expecially around choprite

B4 I FORGET AIR IS NOW CONDITIONAL

really
4 what

i dey
aw re u?

Pataki:


What were you announcing with this thread in the first place? Talking of one who needs a microphone. NONSENSE!

At least show some dignity to state where you obtained his pictures from.

I am done with this thread anyways. . . Now go and clap for yourself!

EYA SORRWWWYYY
I SEE U HAD ABAD DAY TODAY
BUT U DONT NEED TO TAKE IT OUT ON ME


i did not know dat it was among d rules 2 post the source of any pics
u upload on Nairaland, i have taken note

Yea i got it from Facebook
wats d big deal

Oya start going round to all the threads where pictures of celebs have been posted
and start asking for the source.

dont mind dem

DUH

CARRY MICROPHONE AND ANNOUNCE
DID I TELL U I WAS D FOTOGRAPHER DAT TOOK D PICS
OYA CLAP 4 URSELF

jkpretty:
Nice pictures, only wondering if its that woman that had those kids & still that fineeee

YES OO
AND SHE JUST TURNED 40

been around o

oya who is d missing rib

what of jenny
abi dem don ban am again

@beauteous

wassup?
have u found ur missing rib
abi ur missin rib don find u

For those of you who can’t find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat … and for those of you who can’t find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase.

dis was d part dat cracked me up d most

Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen.

This is your captain welcoming you on board of Nigeria Airways. We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery. This is flight 126 to Lagos.

Landing in Lagos is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in the South. If luck is in our favour, we may even be landing on your village!

Nigeria Airways has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us! It is with pleasure, I announce that starting this year over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination.

If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off!

To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary Bongo tea and Okin biscuits!

For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can Help you find out if there really is a God!

We regret to inform you, that today’s in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Air Barka, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.

There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!

In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close, do let us know.

Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your set-belt. For those of you who can’t find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat … and for those of you who can’t find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase.

ENJOY Nigeria Airways!

yahooze

HOW MUCH MONEY DEY SALES OF RECHARGE CARD WEY THIS IBOMAN WAN CACULATE, SO TEY E REQUIRE CALCULATOR WEY BE THE SIZE OF A LAPTOP

;d

igbo kwenu
na so person buy omega wristwatch
reach house see say na omaga

unirate, uinate, urinet, uniret, pls make up your mind, before person piss for body!!!!

IT IS NO LONGER SHOPRITE O
IT IS NOW CHOPRITE

air is now conditional